Sponsored Content




Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!



Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024
Arlington, VA
Details to follow


Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« CNN Guest Hall-of-Famer Michael Avenatti Gets Four Years in Prison for Defrauding His Client Stormy Daniels | Main | Black Democrat Running to be Senator From Kentucky Wears Noose Around Neck to Accuse Rand Paul of Supporting Lynching »
June 02, 2022

With Professor Bumbles Complaining About His Underlings Walking Back His Strong (Deranged) Statements, His Befuddled Spokesidiot Tries a New Strategy: Pretending She Doesn't Know What He Said, So She's In No Position to Correct His Gaffes

Just might work.

First, from America's Paper of Prophecy:

Screenshot (2257).png

So over the weekend, Joe Biden lied again. Or confabulated. He is a senile old man and he is constantly inventing exciting new details about his past, all of which paint him in the heroic light he'd like to remember himself in when his life flashes in front of his eyes in a short while.

It's unclear how much of this is deliberate, conscious lying and how much is just his deteriorating brain misfiling his old daydreams and fantasies as actual historical facts about himself.

The latest claim was that he was "appointed" to the US Naval Academy at Annapolis in 1965, presumably to get his college education before serving as a naval officer.

The problem is, besides the fact that no one has ever heard of this before (including Joe Biden, who has never once mentioned it before, despite all the bragging he does about himself, including in his biographies): He graduated from college in 1965.

So why was he "appointed" to Annapolis? For graduate studies? So he could get his graduate degree before serving as a graduate-degree holding lieutenant j.g.?

Also, another small problem: Annapolis doesn't offer graduate degrees at all.

What the actual fuh?

President Biden told graduating midshipmen at the Naval Academy Friday that he applied to the school in 1965 -- but a quick check of his biography shows problems with the story.

Biden said he applied to Annapolis with a letter from then-Delaware Sen. J. Caleb Boggs, but the year he cited -- 1965 -- is the same year he graduated from the University of Delaware. The academy doesn't offer graduate degrees.

"I was told the Class of '72 is here. I was appointed to the academy in 1965 by a senator who I was running against in 1972 -- never planned it that way. I wasn't old enough to be sworn in. I was only 29 years old when I was running," Biden said.

"He was a fine man. His name is J. Caleb Boggs," the president went on. "I didn't come to the academy because I wanted to be a football star. And you had a guy named [Roger] Staubach and [Joe] Bellino here. So I went to Delaware."

Oh My Stars and Garters, he's back on the Football Hero Fantasy.

Even the leftwing Huffington Post, in attempting to defend Biden from "rightwing bloggers," offers the feeble defense that Biden did play football for the University of Delaware -- Briefly. As a freshman. He never played varsity.

He routinely talks about "playing" other colleges but what he really means is that Delaware University played those colleges while he cheered from the stands. Or watched on TV.

But yeah, he was gonna go to Annapolis and be the next Roger Staubach.

Bellino and Staubach are the only two Navy football players to win the Heisman Trophy as the best college football players in America. Bellino won the award in 1960, while Staubach did so in 1963.

"But all kidding aside," Biden continued on Friday, "the best line of the debate was after it's all over, the announcer, the questioner -- who was a good guy, but supported my opponent, who was a good man as well, I might add -- and he said, 'Sen. Boggs, is there anything else you want to say?' And he said, 'Yes, just one thing.' And he took the microphone. He said, 'You know, Joe, if you accepted my commission to the -- my appointment to the academy,' he said, 'you'd still have one year and three months' active duty and I'd have no problems right now.'"

It's unclear if Biden has told the story before, but it surprised political journalists who have covered his many campaigns and his presidency. Biden's 2008 autobiography "Promises to Keep" does not mention the Naval Academy.

Spokespeople for the White House and academy did not immediately respond to The Post's request for additional information.

Or later. As we'll see.

The US military was heavily involved in the Vietnam War by the mid-1960s and had Biden attended the academy, he would have had to serve in the Navy upon graduation.

Here's a reason to doubt that Biden sought a commission at Annapolis: He sought a string of deferments to get him out of service in Vietnam, claiming he was unfit for service due to asthma.

Which also would have kept him out of Annapolis. Because, get this: They don't let you into the military service academies if you will be unfit to subsequently complete the required military service.

It's kind of a package deal, see.

Biden received five student draft deferments during his four years at the University of Delaware and subsequent three years at Syracuse University College of Law.

After Biden graduated law school in 1968, he reportedly was deemed unfit for military service by citing childhood asthma. His memoir doesn't mention the condition while describing his football exploits or his work as a lifeguard. A report released in November by his doctor also doesn't mention asthma.

So Karine Jean-Pierre was asked about this startling new revelation about the 79-year-old man, about whom we thought we'd heard all the anecdotes there were to hear, and about whom we thought we'd read all the tough-guy military-adjacent stories there were to read.

And Karine Jean-Pierre is no dummy. Well she is very much a dummy. She's stone-cold stupid. She's a turnip.

But in this moment she's no dummy. She remembered that her boss, the Fake President, is getting very angry about his underlings correcting his stupid blunders and gaffes, and she doesn't want to get fired and have to go work for Joy Reid again.

She says she can't comment on this startling new Almost In War Story of Joe Biden's, because she just didn't hear about it.


They haven't issued that promised statement on the veracity of his claim yet. I wouldn't hold your breaths waiting for it.

Biden also spoke to the Coast Guard and that was quite a misadventure too.

Biden talked about the importance that the Coast Guard might have in the Arctic, something I was glad to hear him say. President Donald Trump was very interested in protecting our interests in the Arctic. He didn't get nearly enough credit for being on top of that. Not enough people have been paying attention to Russia's moves in the Arctic, but Trump was paying attention. But as Biden continued his comments on the Arctic, he started speaking about the involvement of the Coast Guard in dealing with climate change "as the Arctic melts." This was some jumble of words.


"Literally" becomes "li'illy" because the speech center of his brain is degraded and he cannot pronounce most combinations of consonants. So he omits most consonants.

This is not a one-off. He does this with any word containing consonant clusters like "nstr" or even just "tr." He can say "st;" that's an easy one. Pretty much all others get omitted or slurred.

You know, it's that stutter.

At about five minutes into his remarks, he also seemed to have a weird space out, where he seemed to lose where he was on the teleprompter or lose a line. I'm not quite sure what happened as he talks about the Coast Guard being central to the country's Indo-Pacific strategy.

"Building partnerships with nations throughout the region. To take on illegally and unreported and unregulated fishing," Biden said. Then his brain seemed to break again as he turns his head to the right and looks at the teleprompter not seeming to understand what he is saying. "Reported... shared threats... that conduct and coordinate human-environmental missions." What was he even trying to say here?

It's bad form to mock the aged in most contexts but this man is supposed to be the Commander in Chief. He doesn't even have command of the basic faculties of spoken language, let alone sustained coherent thought.

digg this
posted by Ace at 03:00 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
"Perfessor" Squirrel: "Whatever that part of the bridge is called. Pier, ..."

Lizzy[/i]: ">>Heh - just realized. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpo ..."

Gryph: "249 I get that. But if I am informed of the ri ..."

Aetius451AD work phone: "I'd send them a nice fruit basket. ..."

Bulgaroctonus: "The quashinator is in the purview of my cousin - D ..."

It Puts The gp In The Basket: "Whatever that part of the bridge is called. Pier, ..."

Tom Servo: "Zimmerman's piece is good, and sobering. We reach ..."

Climate change : "253 My favorite part of these tragedies is how eve ..."

Tonypete: "Looks to me like the Dali steered deliberately int ..."

Thomas Paine: "I don't have any particular conspiracy theory yet ..."

Aetius451AD work phone: "That's 'back holes', eromero. ..."

... : "My favorite part of these tragedies is how everyon ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64