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January 05, 2021

Kamala Harris, Fweedom Widew

Professional cumdumpster and liar Kamala Harris claimed, to Elle Magazine (a shoddy leftwing feminist rag that she knew would never fact-check her, because you can't fact-check a Strong Empowered Woman or else she'll fall to pieces), that when she was still a toddler, she had been taken to a civil rights march, where she'd declared that she wanted "Fweedom."

Senator Kamala Harris started her life's work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, civil rights march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller (few safety regulations existed for children's equipment back then), and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. "My mother tells the story about how I'm fussing," Harris says, "and shes like, 'Baby, what do you want? What do you need?' And I just looked at her and I said, 'Fweedom.'"

That sounds made-up, for the simple reason that it is in fact made-up: She stole it, including the babytalk version of "Fweedom," from a story told by Martin Luther King, Jr., which this Infant Civil Rights Activist had surely heard about.

I never will forget a moment in Birmingham when a white policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother. "What do you want?" the policeman asked her gruffly, and the little girl looked him straight in the eye and answered, "Fee-dom." She couldn't even pronounce it, but she knew. It was beautiful!

And that little girl was... someone else entirely.

This is the exact same story, except Kumala ages herself down to a toddler, and says "Fweedom" instead of "Fee-dom."

This is a lie.

And no one in the media will question her about it.



18 Then there was the time when Kamala was on a bus that had been rigged to blow up if it dropped below 55. True story.

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