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« Where's That Credit Crunch? | Main | Top Headline Comments 09-30-08 »
September 30, 2008

Tom Coburn: No, Seriously, I Shit You Not, This Is Serious

Tom Frickin' Coburn. Not exactly a liberal pansy. Not a socialist by most accounts.

Taxpayers deserve to know that there is no guarantee this plan will work, but there is a guarantee that we will face a financial catastrophe if we do nothing. If banks continue to fail and stop lending the average American could lose their job, be unable to secure a loan for a car, home or college education, and find their life savings and retirement in jeopardy. Our economy depends on having liquid assets available for credit and lending just as an automobile engine needs oil. If those liquid assets stop flowing, our economy will be seriously damaged and will require far more costly and lengthy repairs.

This bill does not represent a new and sudden departure from free market principles as much as it represents an emergency response to congressional actions that have ignored free market principles, and our Constitution, for decades. If anyone in Washington should offer their resignation it should be the members of Congress who peddled the fantasy of free home ownership without risk. No institution in our country is more responsible for the myth or borrowing without consequences than the United States Congress.

As much as members of Congress want to find scapegoats, the root of this problem is political greed in Congress. Members of Congress from both parties wanted short-term political credit for promoting home ownership even though they were putting our entire economy at risk by encouraging people to buy homes they couldn’t afford. Then, instead of conducting thorough oversight and correcting obvious problems with unstable entities like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, members of Congress chose to ignore the problem and distract themselves with unprecedented amounts of pork-barrel spending.

Plus, the worthless promise of Fannie and Freddie to guarantee (oops! maybe not!) these shit mortgages then induced Wall Street to sell them as very secure, um, securities. And induced banks and private investors to buy them.

Since the Democrats will probably arrange matters so that more Republicans vote on for the bailout next time, but an equal number of Democrats change their votes to "Nay," I guess we should start working on a Plan B.

Federal government begins chartering its own lending agencies for creditworthy businesses? (Including things like GMAC.) That'll do some good.

Sounds kinda socialist but when banks stop lending someone is going to have to be the lender of last resort.

Hmmmm... Extremely provocative. So much raw red meat my arteries just puckered.


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