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March 31, 2008

Fear Leads to Hate, Hate Leads to Unprovoked Beat-Downs: "Darth Vader" Beats Crap Out of Dude for No Good Reason


I find your lack of faith... beat-worthy

He beat the Sith out of a "Jedi Master" in the church of the Force:

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Thanks to Alice H.


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