November 07, 2004

It's No Dawn of the Dead, But . . .

Scene 1: After a particularly heated TV debate, blonde bombshell conservative Ann Cunter and quirky comedian Al Frankenbeans blow off some steam in the dressing room.

Scene 2: On a secretive mission to Abu Garrabe Prison, Secretary of Defense Donnie Cumsfeld meets soldier Lyndie Dickland to learn the truth behind the abuse. But Donnie is in over his head when the leash is put on him!

Scene 3: Jorge Bush thought his hot tub business meeting with King Fahk of Sexy Alabia would be, well, all business. But his highness always knows how to entertain guests with his personal squad of sex minions.

Scene 4: First daughter Jenteal Bush has got bigger problems than alcoholism when a group of sexy homeland security agents raid her sorority house!
I've seen the DVD.

It's loaded with factual errors.

But thought provoking.

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and throw it in the street.

Posted by Ace at November 7, 2004 02:35 PM | TrackBack

I'm scared.

Posted by: Elric at November 7, 2004 02:44 PM
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