April 09, 2021

Mid-Morning Art Thread
— Ace Open Blog


Carnevale

Antonio Donghi

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at 09:30 AM | Comments (355)
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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Cray......Comments link went to yesterday, then posted a comment and it brought me here.
*insert Twilight Zone them here*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Well, this is hideous.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

4 Another dude from France?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (HaL55)

5 Another conehead?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (gx6NG)

6 That painting is the damndest thing I've seen all day. 

Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (U1eOr)

7 I wonder if Pixy going back to urls created based on a numerical system rather than a replication of the post title would fix a lot of our problems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (LvTSG)

8 Why, yes. "Coneheads" *is* my favorite movie. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Jsjd7)

9 ugh.
different kind of green reaction to this one. 
would not hang.
maybe the sniper in the window to the right can take ME out of my misery, rather than the subjects...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (8D42x)

10 *theme

Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Thanks for starting the weekend off with clowns.  

Posted by: From that time at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (1VbWy)

12 They're waiting for someone to come around the corner. He has a full wallet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

13 ....and someone told him, "If you wore a skin cap, you'd be a dick!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Another dude from France?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:37 AM (HaL55)

I'm sensing a theme.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (AwYPR)

15 Ha!  We're in!
This looks like Brazilian Carnival, Carnival in Rio, based on the way the word is spelled.
The Riddler, the Pope, and a musician walk into a bar . . .

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (/XOcP)

16 Saturday Night Live: The Early Years

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (3H9h1)

17 A clown, a conehead and a street musician walk in to rob a bar......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

18 It's that new hit sensation, Popie and the Jets

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (gx6NG)

19 WTH is that flesh colored thing on his head?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

20 clown to left of me, joker to right....wait, I'm a clown too!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (O6DoG)

21 Their shoes suck.

They should try Sketchers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

22 On the other hand, "carnevale" makes the derivation of the word from Latin, "farewell to flesh," more obvious.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (/XOcP)

23 I'd try giving random street clowns political power at this point. They at least sort of work for a living and are street-smart. Are the guys in this portrait available for high office?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (Jsjd7)

24 Post Modern Jukebox makes the art thread? 

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (ZfRYq)

25 From left to right:
Kamala Harris, Joe Biden and the MSM

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (kTi97)

26 Clown:  Laugh at my shtick or I'll BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

27 No. Wouldn't hang. Probably toss in dumpster.

Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (ejSQj)

28 Carnivale looks fun.
And well populated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

29 Next guy to walk around the corner is going to be surprised and confused when he gets jacked up by a bunch of clowns to the tune of some Jimmie Buffet song.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)

30 26Clown: Laugh at my shtick or I'll BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

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Played by Joe Pesci.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

31
Post Modern Jukebox makes the art thread?

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2021 09:39 AM (ZfRYq)

Bubba shot the jukebox lastnight.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

32 Beldar! 

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

33 Conehead looks like he's about to piss on the guitar.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

34 A rabbi, the pope, and Winston Churchill are standing on the street corner... 

Posted by: PabloD at April 09, 2021 09:41 AM (BYfeA)

35 This would look good hanging somewhere. But nowhere near me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Q0CK8)

36 And over here we'll paint a happy little mark, loaded with cash...

Posted by: 496 at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (U1eOr)

37 Actually, it looks like an outtake from Blondie's music video "Rapture"

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

38
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Played by Joe Pesci.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

ISWYDT......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Next guy to walk around the corner is going to be surprised and confused when he gets jacked up by a bunch of clowns to the tune of some Jimmie Buffet song.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)


Guitar player is pickin' DeGuello

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (7bRMQ)

40 The guy dressed in white has either recently lost a lot of weight or he needs a better tailor.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

41 I would have titled the painting "ATF Staff Meeting".

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (cCxiu)

42 "Two Clowns Playing Pocket Pool to Classical Guitar"

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (AwYPR)

43 ...we're just waitin' for it to come back around on the guitar...

Posted by: klaftern at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (RuIsu)

44 A clown with a baton.
This guy knows.

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (CYSXF)

45 38 ========

Played by Joe Pesci.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
ISWYDT......

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

46 For a carnival, they look pretty depressed and such. The Carnevale of The Damned maybe?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (Q0CK8)

47 Looks like a Klan meeting. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (OCTRt)

48 Whats more intelligent than a Joe Biden presser Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (yrol0)

49
Next guy to walk around the corner is going to be surprised and confused when he gets jacked up by a bunch of clowns to the tune of some Jimmie Buffet song.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (7dN4m)



This is a perfect metaphor for the U.S. Government today.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (KnJdm)

50 White Clown:  I got yer tip right here, pal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (m+jkK)

51 Bubba shot the jukebox lastnight.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

Reckless? Hell! I hit right where I was aiming!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (dfRN6)

52 I think this is the most grim painting I've ever seen on the HQ. 
The man in white has his hand near his butt, protectively. The clown on the left is winking at an out-of-scene person who will signal when the guy in white absent-mindly moves his hand. Then it's Baton Time. 
Dark, Ace. Dark.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (fxCK2)

53
I think this is the most grim painting I've ever seen on the HQ.
The man in white has his hand near his butt, protectively. The clown on the left is winking at an out-of-scene person who will signal when the guy in white absent-mindly moves his hand. Then it's Baton Time.
Dark, Ace. Dark.

Posted by:NaughtyPineat April 09, 2021 09:44 AM (fxCK2)


Butt to the wall, man.  Butt to the wall.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

54 Who is club clown winking at? And why do I care?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (Q0CK8)

55
WTH is that flesh colored thing on his head?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2021 09:38 AM


Asshat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:45 AM (m+jkK)

56 Dont stop the carnival!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (yrol0)

57 all three are perverts and diddle children.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (W2Pud)

58 White clown doing the fart wave thing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (yrol0)

59
It's that new hit sensation, Popie and the Jets

Posted by:Tinfoilbaby at April 09, 2021


Doin' the Rock-a-Mile Block

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM (/XOcP)

60
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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 09:43 AM (LvTSG)


Let me break it down for you!


You're going DOWN........to the RECYCLING CENTER!!!!


Posted by: Martins Licis at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

61
all three are perverts and diddle children.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:46 AM


Well, clowns, so yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)

62 We need a ruling if this is van worthy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (Q0CK8)

63 I TOLD YOU NO STAIRWAY

Posted by: Clown with stick at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (yrol0)

64 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.  Here I am; stuck in the middle with my guitar.


Failed Steelers Wheel lyrics


Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

65 Dunces and one-eyed jacks-in-the-box are wild.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (qc+VF)

66 Pedro the clown was never able to line up that job in Tijuana that he always wanted.

Pedro The Clown, Early Days

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (7dN4m)

67 Harley Quinn is looking a little rode hard and put away wet, yeah?  

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)

68 Give that man an ottoman!

Posted by: m at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (6dJKT)

69
Bubba shot the jukebox last night.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

Reckless? Hell! I hit right where I was aiming!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021


Rednecks, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (/XOcP)

70
For The Thousandth Time - a limerick
 
A guitar guy at the 7-11
Was accosted by a conehead named Blevin
I keep telling you fools
You can't break our rules
We don't allow no "Stairway to Heaven"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)

71  all three are perverts and diddle children.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Ahhhh. Democrats. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (OCTRt)

72 Maybe this is a comment on what dark lowlifes entertainers are and more realistic than Hollywood glamour.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (y7DUB)

73 seriously.  This painting gives me the creeps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (W2Pud)

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)

75 Clowns to the left of me, pickers to the right, stuck in the middle with Wu. 

Posted by: Squealer's Wheel at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (W4eKo)

76  Need a ruling. Van worthy?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Q0CK8)

77
Dont stop the carnival!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021


My least known novel!

Posted by: _Herman Wouk_ at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)

78 When your only fan is pissing on your shoe, maybe you're not going to make it as a guitar player.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Lt1JN)

79

Well, clowns, so yeah.

Posted by:RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 09:47 AM (m+jkK)


*frowns*


*droops head*


*sulks away*

Posted by: Pennywise at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

80 @63 beat me to it.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)

81 Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (cCxiu)

82 Are you still scared of clowns?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (yrol0)

83
@63 beat me to it.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)


You win on style-points.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 09:51 AM (KnJdm)

84 Mugger, the clown!

Posted by: Roy at April 09, 2021 09:51 AM (PgzWm)

85

My least known novel!

Posted by:_Herman Wouk_at April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (/XOcP)

And Jimmie Buffet Musical

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:51 AM (yrol0)

86 The Odd Throuple

Posted by: Frodob - you know the drill at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (yFOIQ)

87 81 I was just about to write that.  Where's Kris to explain why that is?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (y7DUB)

88 Did the guy on the left poke his eye out? What's his problem?

Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (88xKn)

89
Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021


It looks like that, but I think he's just got his foot  poised outward as if about to take a step.  Like in the old "Keep On Truckin' " posters of the '70s.

Posted by: _Herman Wouk_ at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (/XOcP)

90
Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?
I thought that at first and assumed it was part of the costume gag. But embiggen it a bit and you'll see that he just has his heel on the ground and his toes raised.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (qc+VF)

91 Inspiration for Seinfeld's 'Crazy' Joe Devola?'

Posted by: lowandslow at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (4thlk)

92 Is it just me, or is one of the feet on the clown with the club facing backwards?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 09, 2021 09:50 AM (cCxiu)

I see it, too.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (AwYPR)

93 70
For The Thousandth Time - a limerick

A guitar guy at the 7-11
Was accosted by a conehead named Blevin
I keep telling you fools
You can't break our rules
We don't allow no"Stairway to Heaven"

Posted by:Muldoonat April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)

Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry

Posted by: Bluto at April 09, 2021 09:53 AM (yrol0)

94
Coulrophobia Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:48 AM (yrol0)


Fear of clowns is like fear of government. A clear sign of a sane mind.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (7dN4m)

95 >>>Like in the old "Keep On Truckin' " posters of the '70s.

My faded memory of that has Alfred E. Neumann's face superimposed on the guy.

Posted by: Roy at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (PgzWm)

96 As the old saying goes, when you are about to be mugged by clowns be ruthless; you have to go for the juggler. 

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (m45I2)

97

Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry

Posted by:Bluto

"I gave my love a cherry...."

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 09:54 AM (W2Pud)

98 76Need a ruling. Van worthy?

Posted by:Jak Sucioat April 09, 2021 09:49 AM (Q0CK

Yes if you like prison food and getting cornholed

Posted by: Bluto at April 09, 2021 09:55 AM (yrol0)

99
As the old saying goes, when you are about to be mugged by clowns be ruthless; you have to go for the juggler.

Posted by:Muldoon at April 09, 2021


In the same vein . . .

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:55 AM (/XOcP)

100 The clown has eyes like Joe Biden's.

Posted by: m at April 09, 2021 09:55 AM (6dJKT)

101 {quote]Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry

Bluto really didn't care for "I gave my love a cherry" either. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (Rvt88)

102 I typed 'green' for this?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (45fpk)

103
Theres a lady that knows *snatches guitar and bangs it on stair rail* Sorry

Posted by: Bluto

"I gave my love a cherry...."

Posted by:nurse ratched at April 09, 2021


"Strawberries, cherries, and an angel's kiss in spring --

My summer wine is really made from all these things . . ."

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (/XOcP)

104 Over? Over? Was it over when the Ringling Brothers bombed Barnum and Bailey? 

Posted by: Bluto II at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (W4eKo)

105 You don't want to know what the Pope in the picture is holding in his right hand.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 09, 2021 09:56 AM (xopIz)

106 Since we're past 100 

Lots of guns made before 1960 or so are ghost guns, aren't they? 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (1Mrex)

107 Guitar player is a little declasse.  White socks with a black suit and shoes?  C'mon, man.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)

108 It looks like that, but I think he's just got his foot  poised outward as if about to take a step.  Like in the old "Keep On Truckin' " posters of the '70s.

I think you're right plus he seems to be winking at someone so who knows what's going on.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 09:58 AM (y7DUB)

109 --Antonio Donghi
This seems like low-hanging Horde fruit.

Posted by: m at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (6dJKT)

110 Nothing says 'Fun' more than a jester with a cudgel in his hand. What a kidder that guy is!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (WZ5i4)

111 107Guitar player is a little declasse. White socks with a black suit and shoes? C'mon, man.

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)

Lesser known Blues Brother Whimpy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (yrol0)

112
Guitar player is a little declasse. White socks with a black suit and shoes? C'mon, man.
Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 09:57 AM (/XOcP)
He's with us.

Posted by: National Security Agency at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (Jsjd7)

113 Also since we're past 100:  Forty cheers for the guy on the Quick Hits thread yesterday who pulled over and tossed the blue-dyed SJW out of his car instead of continuing with the date.  I've had a couple or three "dates" where I wish I'd done that.
The rule is pretty simple for avoiding ones like that.  Non-natural hair color?  Avoid.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)

114
--Antonio Donghi
This seems like low-hanging Horde fruit.

Posted by: m at April 09, 2021 09:59 AM (6dJKT)


I didn't want to touch it.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (KnJdm)

115 they don't seem to be in a very festive spirit

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (GBZnB)

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:01 AM (yrol0)

117 The guy on the left is the Harlequin.  The Tick-Tock Man will be along any time now to haul him off to jail.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:01 AM (/XOcP)

118 We seem to be in a song lyric-quoting state of mind here today.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)

119 The rule is pretty simple for avoiding ones like that. Non-natural hair color?Avoid.

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)


dick something something crazy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (yrol0)

120 Justin Bieber of all people speaks out against cancel culture and actually makes sense:

"We can’t write people off. God never writes us off, even in our darkest days. Even when we least deserve it. Even when we're doing that stupid thing we wish we weren't doing. God never writes us off -- ever. He's with us in our pain. He's with us in our struggle. He's with us in our bad decisions. He's with us all the time. He never writes us off."

Posted by: grammie winger at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (45fpk)

121
Non-natural hair color? Avoid.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)


Asking to check the carpet first before a ride seems like an easy way to avoid these situations.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (KnJdm)

122 Is the curve flat yet?

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 09, 2021 10:03 AM (DMUuz)

123 Son, you've got a middle finger on your head...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2021 10:03 AM (PiwSw)

124 Historic Photo from Inside the Inner Circle of the Biden Administration
Flaming clown car boners, initiate! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

125 Little known fact is Winston Churchhill gave his state of union speeches in iambic pentameter self accompanied with guitar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:04 AM (yrol0)

126 Dickhead

Posted by: Dingbat at April 09, 2021 10:04 AM (7/eB9)

127 My county is set to go back to Phase II again.
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state.  And NO ONE questions anything.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)

128
We seem to be in a song lyric-quoting state of mind here today. Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (/XOcP)


Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazy

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (7dN4m)

129 113 Also since we're past 100:  Forty cheers for the guy on the Quick Hits thread yesterday who pulled over and tossed the blue-dyed SJW out of his car instead of continuing with the date. 
went back to look. Someone on the twatter thread called her Woko Haram. 😂😂😂

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (GBZnB)

130
they don't seem to be in a very festive spirit

Posted by: vmom 

There's nothing funny about humor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (WZ5i4)

131 127My county is set to go back to Phase II again.
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything.

Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)

Harris Cty is still on RED STAGE 1 DUMPSTER FIRE

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM (yrol0)

132 The joker with the Billy club in his hand looks like he needs another fix.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 09, 2021 10:07 AM (Pzzpr)

133 Lots of guns made before 1960 or so are ghost guns, aren't they? 
Posted by: Moron Robbie 


Yes they are. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:07 AM (OCTRt)

134
Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazy

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM


A little Thin Lizzy on a Friday.  Most cromulent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:08 AM (m+jkK)

135 Bonk Bonk on the Head

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (yrol0)

136
Someone on the twatter thread called her Woko Haram. 😂😂😂

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:06 AM


Totally stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m+jkK)

137
And NO ONE questions anything.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)


Everyone here pretty much goes on about their lives.* We had little league practice, and a mask warning was given for when on school grounds, which basically consisted of "watch out for karens."


*Do the same. It is infectious.  And do we have a date yet for MoMe? 

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (KnJdm)

138
Guess who just got back today? - Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away - Haven't changed, hadn't much to say - But man, I still think them cats are crazy

Posted by:banana Dream at April 09, 2021


The Borg are back in town!

Posted by: _J.L. Picard_ at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (/XOcP)

139 Um, the right hand of the cone-head is doing... what, precisely?

Not a fan.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (NYS7S)

140 sign 6,346,217,597 of the apocalypse : When Justin Bieber is Hollywood's voice of reason

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (GBZnB)

141
And NO ONE questions anything.
I know, right? See how smoothly things go in a one-party state. *wistful sigh*

Posted by: Tom Friedman at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (qc+VF)

142
 There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'll admit, I laughed at this. 

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

143 The painting looks like they're wearing rejected "A Clockwork Orange" outfits.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 10:10 AM (nBngZ)

144 Genesis album cover?
'cept the drummer is too tall

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:10 AM (DUIap)

145
Genesis album cover?
'cept the drummer is too tall


Me? I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell by the way I walk. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (Rvt88)

146
My county is set to go back to Phase II again. Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state. And NO ONE questions anything. Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 09, 2021 10:05 AM (W2Pud)


Arnie doing a JP cover

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (7dN4m)

147
Um, the right hand of the cone-head is doing... what, precisely?
Not a fan.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM


See me at #50.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (m+jkK)

148 My county is set to go back to Phase II again. 
Inslee is hell bent for leather on completely destroying the economy here in WA state.  And NO ONE questions anything.


This sounds just like fuckhead DeWine's series of bait and switches where he changes the terms of what he's trying to prevent.  The only questions should be "are people dying in large numbers and are hospitals swamped?"  If the answers are no, then WTF.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (y7DUB)

149
There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'll admit, I laughed at this.


Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

I considered it, but thought better.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)

150 Guitar guy:  This is a new chord I learned.  It's called "C".  You'll be be hearing a lot of it from me in the coming days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (WGara)

151 149 There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I'll admit, I laughed at this.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

I considered it, but thought better.

Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)

=========
It's a very problematic joke, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

152 *Do the same. It is infectious. And do we have a date yet for MoMe?

Posted by:4


Not yet.  How does late June look for you?  How long is the little league season?  And we would most likely do another FC camp.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (W2Pud)

153 Stairmaster Fail and his Parade of Flapping Clown Dingalings are going all in on a Global Minimum Tax to pay for their $3 trillion political funding scheme to make them permanent rulers and, and you permanent serfs. They are trying to close a deal with the OECD and their chums to put our country at the whims of global despots.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (VpIIl)

154 Asking to check the carpet first before a ride seems like an easy way to avoid these situations.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM

Go for the magic, baby!

Posted by: Steppenwolf at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (DMUuz)

155
I thought that at first and assumed it was part of the costume gag. But embiggen it a bit and you'll see that he just has his heel on the ground and his toes raised.


Get down. Get funky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)

156
The Odd Throuple

Posted by: Frodob - you know the drill at April 09, 2021 09:52 AM (yFOIQ)

That's hot!

Posted by: Katie Hill at April 09, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

157 Don't bother... they're already heeeeeere!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (1yPl/)

158 RiiiiiidiIiii Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol che t’avvelena il cor!

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (KNhT6)

159 Clown:  If this fucker plays Stairway to Heaven one more time.....
*slaps club against palm*

Posted by: Katie Hill at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

160 151149There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I'll admit, I laughed at this.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)

I considered it, but thought better.

Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)

=========
It's a very problematic joke, for sure.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers


I don't get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (W2Pud)

161
I'll admit, I laughed at this. 

Posted by: Muldoon

Pales in comparison to the 'juggler' comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (830x5)

162
Pocketful of holes Clowns keeping me in stitches Now I've got nothing

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (m45I2)

163 Shit.....
OFF dirty whore sock.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Weird painting. For some reason I'm thinking Florence, and the fat man is saying "you play a dat guitar or I'm goona take a dis hat and shove-um uppa you ass".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 10:15 AM (9Om/r)

165
Not yet. How does late June look for you? How long is the little league season? And we would most likely do another FC camp.


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:12 AM (W2Pud)
I have another group camp 6/23-27, and we have no LL schedule yet, as teams just formed up.  Should have that schedule soon.  FC is cool, since it worked for everyone.  I am pretty sure we could fit it in around LL, unless it is exact same day/time as a game.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:15 AM (KnJdm)

166 Clown:  If this fucker plays Stairway to Heaven ONE MORE TIME........

*slaps club against palm*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

167 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (m+jkK)

OK, I LOL'd.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (NYS7S)

168 Beldar putting the band back together?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (mzC78)

169 Let's try that haiku again (danged formatting quirks)


Pocketful of holes
 Clowns keeping me in stitches 
Now I've got nothing

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (m45I2)

170 Oh and little2 is sprouting like a weed, but he is still cute as a button.  He gets the ladies wherever he goes.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:16 AM (KnJdm)

171 FC is cool, since it worked for everyone. I am pretty sure we could fit it in around LL, unless it is exact same day/time as a game.

Posted by:4


Ok. I will talk with Jordan and get stuff started.  Camping with morons is awesome.  

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (W2Pud)

172
Son, you've got a middle finger on your head...


With reservoir tip. Patent pending.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (HaL55)

173 Clown: If this fucker plays Stairway to Heaven one more time..... *slaps club against palm* No, I'm playing the Gilligan's Island song!

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (UMXod)

174 I saw Dirty Whore Sock open for Steely Dan at the Summit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (Q0CK8)

175 Ok. I will talk with Jordan and get stuff started.  Camping with morons is awesome.  
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:17 AM (W2Pud) -------- I'm in.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (WGara)

176 Hmmm. That painting is: problematic.
That's some dangerous clowns.
the checkerboard dude has a billy club and he's also got his right leg twisted.
The white dressed clown has his right hand doing something at crotch level.
I don't like these clowns. They must be GOPe or Democrats.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (LS3oW)

177 Things are quiet at my office today.

Too quiet.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (/XOcP)

178 Looks like Dow hit another new record Those capitalists really love Biden 

Posted by: Kurt at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (ClqNh)

179 Alternate title: Rush, The Really Early Days

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (NYS7S)

180 Wakes up  Scratches  Looks around  Dang. JJ is on Fire this morning.  Goes looking for coffee. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (CSE/0)

181
Posted by:Kurt at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM (ClqNh)

You're an idiot.

Shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

182 -------- I'm in.

Posted by:Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


With your Concertina, I hope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (W2Pud)

183
There's nothing funny about humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'll admit, I laughed at this.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:09 AM (m45I2)


I considered it, but thought better.

Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:11 AM (KnJdm)


It's a very problematic joke, for sure.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers


I don't get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:14 AM (W2Pud)



That's not funny.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (KnJdm)

184 Dimwit thinks that "stock market" equates to "capitalism".

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (NYS7S)

185 I'm guessing because of the baton, the guy in the clown getup is a cop. So why isn't he stopping Pope Francis from beating off all over that guitarist? 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (Uh2oA)

186
They must be GOPe or Democrats.

Posted by:Jakee308at April 09, 2021 10:18 AM

If they were Dems, their hands would be in other people's pockets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (m+jkK)

187 Does this painting show the behind-the-scenes manoeuvering resulting in the election of Francis the Idiot to the papacy?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 09, 2021 10:20 AM (unQXy)

188 With your Concertina, I hope.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (W2Pud)
-----------
Don't leave home withou it!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (WGara)

189 @BNONews

BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

Video:  https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)

190 181  You're an idiot.

Shut the fuck up.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)


===========


Captains of industry love the fed pumping billions of dollars of liquidity a day into the stock market, just like they loved it under Trump.


The difference was that Trump was actively trying to open up the economy again so it could stand on its own. Biden's doing...not that. The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

191 There's a Karen in the gallery at Augusta that looks like she has half a dozen face diapers on. We're doomed.  

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (W4eKo)

192 What's punny? 
I hate getting here late. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (CSE/0)

193 189@BNONews

BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s

Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)

===========
Gaia has become angry that her prophet, Prince Phillip, has died.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

194
The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)


Exactly this. Adjusted for inflation.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:22 AM (KnJdm)

195

The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.

Posted by:  TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)


You act like quantitative easing is a bad thing......


Oh wait.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

196 BTW, that's Italian and not Brazilian. Venice had huge Carnevale festivals that were tourist traps from at least the 18th century (with all the weird masks many like the plague doctor ones).

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (1yPl/)

197 This was my original concept art for Strange Days. Fucking Densmore punked me. Asshole.

   - Zombie Jim Morrison

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (Q0CK8)

198 I could bitch about yet another hate crime hoax but instead I'll bitch about Albion College's response; to wit . . .
 "The student, who was acting alone, acknowledged their responsibility for these incidents."
"The student . . . their . . ." Are they acknowledging that grammar is racist or are they afraid they'll misgender the snowflake?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (VVEnO)

199
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s

Posted by:  Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)


Blamed on global warming in 3........2........1.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

200 The liquidity pump was probably a terrible idea to begin with, but replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity on a long term basis is probably a really bad idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

There is no "long term" for "replacing economic activity with artificial liquidity" - but as nobody thinks past the current 2-year election-cycle, if that, it's Money Printer To BRRRRRRR... to infinity

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (NYS7S)

201 Dow = Infrastructure

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

202 Dimwit thinks that "stock market" equates to "capitalism".

If he knew any less about economics he'd be Paul Krugman.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (y7DUB)

203 BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

So. The Paolo. He is working the cruise ship lines eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (CSE/0)

204 191 There's a Karen in the gallery at Augusta that looks like she has half a dozen face diapers on. We're doomed.   

Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.
This is an interesting little video that explains a LOT.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 09, 2021 10:25 AM (j9HX3)

205
There's nothing funny about humor.


Is this anything like joking on one's own bile?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)

206 I wonder what I'd do with trillions of phoney, electronic "dollars"?? Maybe put them into the stock market??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:27 AM (1yPl/)

207
Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.
My thought exactly. It defies reason. 

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM (W4eKo)

208 I'm watching this video about a soldier named Jack Churchill. This guy was epic:

Mad Jack

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM (7dN4m)

209

Is this anything like joking on one's own bile?

Posted by:Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:26 AM (m45I2)


Or joking one's own chicken?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

210 As we're well past 150... I present "The Dictatorship Of Numbers"...

https://bit.ly/3uBWY7Y


Depressing, but I think it lays out a very credible case for what's coming and why. 

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (NYS7S)

211
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (cF8AT)

212
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4

Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (cF8AT)


Can't call it lost anymore, now can you.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

213 /sock before I forget.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 10:30 AM (qc+VF)

214 Or joking one's own chicken?

Or doing the Hokey Jokey?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:30 AM (CSE/0)

215 Gaia has become angry that her prophet, Prince Phillip, has died. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

Well, so he did, at age 99. RIP, sir.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (mzC78)

216 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists
---------
Snakes.  Why'd it have to be snakes?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (WGara)

217 There's a Karen in the gallery at Augusta that looks like she has half a dozen face diapers on. We're doomed.

Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot.
=====

To virtue signal on national TV.  Duh.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (cF8AT)

218 The Misplaced City of Nineveh! Bow before White Salad Cat, mortals!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:31 AM (1yPl/)

219 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


Posted by: Tami 

One would think it would be pretty hard to lose a whole city... and one would be wrong. Obviously. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:32 AM (OCTRt)

220 Why did she fucking GO??! stay home you idiot. My thought exactly. It defies reason. 


Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 10:28 AM

Saw a lady at Walmart last week that had on two face diapers a face shield and two pairs of gloves. 


I wanted to ask her why she "took the risk" of actually going into a store filled with icky people when Walmart offers super cheap curb side pick up, the wife wouldn't let me. 

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

221 BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
-
New taxes will fix it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (VVEnO)

222 196 BTW, that's Italian and not Brazilian. Venice had huge Carnevale festivals that were tourist traps from at least the 18th century (with all the weird masks many like the plague doctor ones).
Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:23 AM (1yPl/)


Pretty sure that it is a major set piece for Assassin's Creed 2 which takes place in mid to late 1400s. So possibly it goes back quite a bit farther than 18th century. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (rnvtR)

223 Muldoon.  I'm sitting in the parking lot of the Madigan Army Medical Center.  Did you ever do a tour here?   And it's not raining. I can see the mountain!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:33 AM (CSE/0)

224 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists
-
Always the last place you look.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:34 AM (VVEnO)

225
Saw a lady at Walmart last week that had on two face diapers a face shield and two pairs of gloves. . . .

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021


The new standard for idiocy combined with fear.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (/XOcP)

226 Sheesh, I would have expected a lot more "Raiders" references by now.  You guys are slacking off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)

227 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


Posted by: Tami 

Wakanda

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (OCTRt)

228 I'm thinking of a shirt......

On the front, it says.  They've scared you to death

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

229 My Grandfather ran a canteen in a carnival in the late 1920s. Mom was the body-less head in a side show at age 7. He died when she was 9.

Posted by: Javems at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (8SSHh)

230 Clowns to the right of me, jokers in front...here I am.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (XxJt1)

231 Yes, Buzzion, I assume earlier too but I didn't look it up to get an exact date or when it became popular on the Grand Tour.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (1yPl/)

232
Sheesh, I would have expected a lot more "Raiders" references by now. You guys are slacking off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)


Close your eyes, Captain Obvious. Don't look at it.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (KnJdm)

233
Sheesh, I would have expected a lot more "Raiders" references by now. You guys are slacking off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 10:35 AM (WGara)

Have they locked it in the warehouse yet?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

234 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists 

FedEx would of found it by 10 AM tomorrow morning. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (CSE/0)

235 I wanted to ask her why she "took the risk" of actually going into a store filled with icky people when Walmart offers super cheap curb side pick up, the wife wouldn't let me.   Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

It is situations like that which make one long for the ability to conjure up, on demand, a loud and pungent fart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78)

236
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway
Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s

Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM


another grim milestone for the biden administration 

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)

237 Those Egyptian homos stole our stuff!

Posted by: the Rev at April 09, 2021 10:38 AM (1yPl/)

238 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:2

That is some interesting and good timing. I'm listening to the history of Egypt podcast and while I'm only just a few months behind, the current episodes he is just getting to into are King Tut. So I expect there to be a mini episode talking about this find. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:38 AM (rnvtR)

239

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by:AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)


This really needs to be a twatter feed......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

240
I'm thinking of a shirt......

On the front, it says. They've scared you to death

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)



On the back, it says. If only we could be so lucky.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:39 AM (KnJdm)

241

It is situations like that which make one long for the ability to conjure up, on demand, a loud and pungent fart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78

Followed up by "SMELL THAT???  Then your face covering DOESN'T WORK."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

242 The natives see demons when you don't wear a mask. 

This is why Indian cultures die around this World. 

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (8Rwem)

243
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists


https://tinyurl.com/yf3ubve4
Posted by:Tami at April 09, 2021


Tarzan was always running across "lost" cities and civilizations in Africa.  Sounds like a springboard for a new Tarzan story.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:40 AM (/XOcP)

244 Just saw this painting, and wondered how long it would take someone to comment on what the clown was doing with his right hand. 33 comments! Kinda surprised it took that long.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)

245 3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists  

FedEx would of found it by 10 AM tomorrow morning. 

Posted by: Diogenes


Lucky you. Mine would have driven past it for a week, then sent the order back. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (OCTRt)

246 I see the art theme this week was dunce caps. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (2DOZq)

247 Born in Arizona Moved to Babylonia King Tut! Funky Tut!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (1yPl/)

248 231 Yes, Buzzion, I assume earlier too but I didn't look it up to get an exact date or when it became popular on the Grand Tour. Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:36 AM (1yPl/)
It kind of stuck with me because it is one of the most fun cities in the game. With all the river ways, and you get to fly Leonardo da Vinci's glider. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (rnvtR)

249 It is situations like that which make one long for the ability to conjure up, on demand, a loud and pungent fart. 

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78


Find a grandkid and say Pull my finger!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (CSE/0)

250
Just saw this painting, and wondered how long it would take someone to comment on what the clown was doing with his right hand. 33 comments! Kinda surprised it took that long.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)

I may be slow, but I'm not stupid!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

251
another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 10:37 AM (DUIap)

 


This really needs to be a twatter feed......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021


Or a T-shirt

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (/XOcP)

252 The Sahara has covered up another dozen cities we haven't discovered yet.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:42 AM (2DOZq)

253 Tarzan was always running across "lost" cities and civilizations in Africa.  Sounds like a springboard for a new Tarzan story.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius

Wokey, 

Me Tarzan you what?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8Rwem)

254 gr
Non-natural hair color? Avoid.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 10:00 AM (/XOcP)

Asking to check the carpet first before a ride seems like an easy way to avoid these situations.

Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 10:02 AM (KnJdm)

what if it's hardwood?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8D42x)

255 FedEx would of found it by 10 AM tomorrow morning.  

Posted by: Diogenes 


Canada Post could lose it again forever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (mzC78)

256 I'd bet my last dime 'she who must be obeyed' will sabotage this....

@nypost 

Prince Harry expected to return to UK for Prince Philip's funeral: source

https://tinyurl.com/yzasg8vt

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (cF8AT)

257
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

Video:https://tinyurl.com/yjgdvp8s

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:21 AM (cF8AT)

 


Blamed on global warming in 3........2........1.........

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)


could be Jimmy Buffet.


but the important question now is, where's he gonna go?


*sings* I don't know, I don't know...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (8D42x)

258
Just saw this painting, and wondered how long it would take someone to comment on what the clown was doing with his right hand. 33 comments! Kinda surprised it took that long.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 10:41 AM (FJYfm)


I got a little hand in my pocket going dingle lingle ling

want to see you at the Carnivale, baby, to show you my thing

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (KnJdm)

259 I don't play computer games but I recall seeing screenshots of Leonardo's birdwing glider. Sounds like fun.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:44 AM (1yPl/)

260 FED EX & UPS can combine operations.  The new company will be called FED UP. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2021 10:46 AM (OCTRt)

261 I'm going to watch the Masters again today to escape from the clusterfuck that is the rest of the world right now.  

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

262
... are they afraid they'll misgender the snowflake?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Yeah, I'm going with that. And yet, even for them, 'acknowledged its responsibility' must have been too much...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (830x5)

263 what if it's hardwood?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 10:43 AM (8D42x)

Non-natural hair-color plus Dr. Bombay down below probably means you should seriously consider going with Rule Number One.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:48 AM (NYS7S)

264
I'm going to watch the Masters again today to escape from the clusterfuck that is the rest of the world right now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:47 AM (2DOZq)

The 4 mask Karen will show up to remind you.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

265 Another racist hoax.
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)

266 The media is back to overwhelmed hospital narratives. So which is it MSM? Did Biden save us or are we all going to die? Can’t be both. 

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (I6gYX)

267
3,000-year-old lost Egyptian city discovered by archaeologists

Those are always in the last place you look.

Posted by: helpful advice for archaeologists at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (K7+1y)

268 256 I'd bet my last dime 'she who must be obeyed' will sabotage this.... 
@nypost  

Prince Harry expected to return to UK for Prince Philip's funeral: source

https://tinyurl.com/yzasg8vt
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:44


yeah in the last thread I asked about if he would go because he just accused his family of being a bunch of racisty racists. That is going to be awkward. Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)

269
Another racist hoax.

CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)


To be fair, it is for whites and Asians.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (KnJdm)

270
Another racist hoax.
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)

Now do black on black crime in Chitcago.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

271 268  yeah in the last thread I asked about if he would go because he just accused his family of being a bunch of racisty racists. That is going to be awkward. Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody.

Posted by:Buzzionat April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)


===========


Theory: 

Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.


Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

272 Another racist hoax.
CDC director declares racism is a "serious public health threat"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)

Having terrified the NPCs with a bad cold the globalist fuckers are going to turn literally everything into "a serious public health threat".

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (NYS7S)

273
Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)

I believe she's preggo at the moment.

Not that I really know OR care......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

274 MFM here going nuts about new variants cases surge [or modelling claiming huge surge 'coming'] but, oddly enough, they have stopped reporting the daily or even weekly death tolls.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:52 AM (1yPl/)

275 Those are always in the last place you look. Posted by: helpful advice for archaeologists at April 09, 2021 10:49 AM (K7+1y)

Heh. The Oak Island treasure? Just a diversion. We really buried it in Antarctica.

Posted by: The Templars at April 09, 2021 10:52 AM (mzC78)

276
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway


Probably due to a shortage of available sacrificial virgins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (L47aO)

277 Somebody help me out here.  I'm not really up to speed on the British monarchy and their rules of succession.  Does Prince Phillip's death mean than Charles now has to marry his mother?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m45I2)

278 But doctor...I AM Pagliacci! 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (II3Gr)

279
Theory:
Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

This sounds like a call for another shitty British sitcom.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

280
I'm going to watch the Masters again today to escape from the clusterfuck that is the rest of the world right now.


So will I, prolly. Justin Rose was en fuego. Greens sure looked dry towards the end of yesterday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (HaL55)

281 Phil Esposito is dead?

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)

282
Does Prince Phillip's death mean than Charles now has to marry his mother?


As inbred as that whole line is it really couldn't hurt much. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (Rvt88)

283 Megan Markle is pregnant?   Is she sure it's hers?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (m45I2)

284  FED EX & UPS can combine operations.  The new company will be called FED UP. 

Well. There's the company Mrs D uses:  FEDUPSEX. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (CSE/0)

285 277 Somebody help me out here.  I'm not really up to speed on the British monarchy and their rules of succession.  Does Prince Phillip's death mean than Charles now has to marry his mother?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m45I2)

He'd refuse because even that wouldn't make him king. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (rnvtR)

286 279 Theory:
Prince Phillip is still alive, and this is an elaborate ruse to get Henry back onto British soil for the divorce.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
This sounds like a call for another shitty British sitcom.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

========
Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

287 St. Vincent island from space almost real-time, using experimental RAMMB/CIRA Slider (Colorado State University):
https://tinyurl.com/6dybcve8

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (MkuC5)

288 ...has to marry his mother?
I think you're thinking about water rights in Los Angeles in the 1930s, Muldoon either that or Macedon.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (1yPl/)

289
========
Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.

Posted by:  TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)


Too bad Peter Sellers is no longer with us......  He could do the investigation into the death.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

290 Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 10:53 AM (m45I2)
King of Appalachia 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (2DOZq)

291
Phil Esposito is dead?

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)



Holy cow!

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 10:57 AM (KnJdm)

292
Megan Markle is pregnant?


It's just a seasonal bump.

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (W4eKo)

293 289 ========
Rowan Atkinson as Prince Phillip, trying to act dead but needing a new cup of tea in the other room.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

 


Too bad Peter Sellers is no longer with us...... He could do the investigation into the death.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 09, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

==========
That never stopped Peter Cushing.
Use all the CGI!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

294 yeah in the last thread I asked about if he would go because he just accused his family of being a bunch of racisty racists. That is going to be awkward. Has his crazy wife already had kids or is she expecting? Because I have my theory that he will be the one that files for divorce and does it in England in an effort to get full custody.

Posted by:Buzzion at April 09, 2021 10:50 AM (rnvtR)


They currently have 1, Archie....

She's pregnant with a girl....Veronica.  


(j/k on the name)

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (cF8AT)

295 276
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway

Probably due to a shortage of available sacrificial virgins.

we're gonna need more orange soda

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 10:58 AM (oY6Yp)

296 You notice that volcano is on a majority black island?  Will the racism never end?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 10:59 AM (VVEnO)

297
Phil Esposito is dead?

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)

Not seeing that anywhere, but Ovechkin passed him on the all time goals list last month.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

298 The only woman i saw take a sammich like that was my mom!

Posted by: Chris Farley to Connie Conehead at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (n/szn)

299 Funny how Caribbean volcanoes don't seem to get the same attention as others elsewhere, even though they're very much active.  That one on Montserrat that wiped out Plymouth a few years back is still cooking away. 

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (dfRN6)

300
BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway  



This is not surprising.  As part of the "fight or flight' mechanism the human bowels will often empty during times of extreme sudden stress. 

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (m45I2)

301 Black Orchid @ 204...Thank you.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:01 AM (XxJt1)

302
Black Orchid @ 204...Thank you.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:01 AM (XxJt1)

This comment was in MY comment section and the site was asking me to Retry Captcha!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

303
After the shit that little bastard pulled, if I were in the Royal Family, I'd have one of those Redcoats in the silly hats bodily drag him out of the funeral. And then roundly thrash him with a rifle-butt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:03 AM (Uh2oA)

304 This is not surprising.  As part of the "fight or flight' mechanism the human bowels will often empty during times of extreme sudden stress. 
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2021 11:00 AM (m45I2)

That explains why the volcanic dust cloud, as seen from space, is brown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:03 AM (mzC78)

305 Phil Esposito is dead?

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2021 10:54 AM (K7+1y)

Yes. Grammar killed him. It was a revenge killing, for all the times Esposito has butchered the English language.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (FJYfm)

306 Moving on up!
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (VVEnO)

307 288
[quote...has to marry his mother?[/quote]
I think you're thinking about water rights in Los Angeles in the 1930s, Muldoon either that or Macedon.

is hunter biden busy? we could seal the breach in the bloodlines and make progress towards the kwisatz haderach.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

308 Moving on up!
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population


Being a trained communist pays better than I thought.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:05 AM (SchxB)

309 306Moving on up!
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population

Posted by:Anonosaurus Wrecksat April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (VVEnO)

==========
I'm glad he's using all those donations to make at least one black man's life better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (LvTSG)

310 300

BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway



This is not surprising. As part of the "fight or flight' mechanism the human bowels will often empty during times of extreme sudden stress.

so... we've found the brown note?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (oY6Yp)

311

Being a trained communist pays better than I thought.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:05 AM (SchxB)

BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.
Yes, it pays quite well these days.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

312 >>Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population

She down.

Posted by: The Struggle at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (0LIAN)

313 I'm glad he's using all those donations to make at least one black man's life better.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (LvTSG)

--------

Maybe. Maybe not. He didn't say *which* BLM founder it was. Might be Shaun King, in which case it's just another white man getting rich on the backs of black people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (Uh2oA)

314 BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.  Yes, it pays quite well these days. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

We could get our hands on some of that. Sell 'em some bitchin' rimz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (mzC78)

315 Still in line at the army hospital.  I don't have to be a doctor to know I'm losing my patience. 

Actually they do a great job here. Just needed to use that joke. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 11:08 AM (CSE/0)

316

We could get our hands on some of that. Sell 'em some bitchin' rimz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (mzC78

And gold teef gwillz....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

317 s hunter biden busy? we could seal the breach in the bloodlines and make progress towards the kwisatz haderach.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

It would be worth it, just to hear Joe trying to read kwisatz haderach off the teleprompter

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (FJYfm)

318 This comment was in MY comment section and the site was asking me to Retry Captcha!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

*****

Then thank you, too.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (XxJt1)

319 Who are these clowns?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (+wfdJ)

320
Then thank you, too.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (XxJt1)

I was wanting to know how you hacked into my computer.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

321
BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.
Yes, it pays quite well these days.


----------

Yeah it's really weird that all these very rich, old white men are hurling *so* much money at this cause. I guess they really love black people. Or global collectivist authoritarianism. 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (Uh2oA)

322 Death to carnies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (H5knJ)

323 That explains why the volcanic dust cloud, as seen from space, is brown.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Fecal matter will hit the circulation unit

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (8Rwem)

324
It would be worth it, just to hear Joe trying to read kwisatz haderach off the teleprompter

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 11:09 AM (FJYfm)

What? 

I speak jive.....

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

325
Phil Esposito is dead?

Posted by:spindrift at April 09, 2021


Wasn't he the cardsharp who taught James Bond how to handle the cards?

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (/XOcP)

326 Maybe. Maybe not. He didn't say *which* BLM founder it was. Might be Shaun King, in which case it's just another white man getting rich on the backs of black people.

Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 09, 2021 11:07 AM (Uh2oA)



No, it's a she....

https://tinyurl.com/yeepvyh6

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

327 BREAKING: Volcano erupts on the Caribbean island of St. Vincent; evacuations underway Women and children first!

Posted by: Hillary! at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (3fR4G)

328 "Moving on up!
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

Grifters gonna grift. I can't remember the quote about movements turning into rackets. That would apply here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:12 AM (nBngZ)

329
Wasn't he the cardsharp who taught James Bond how to handle the cards?


No, no, no. He was a comedian on SNL for a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:13 AM (HaL55)

330 *sigh*  I'll come back later when Pixy has had breakfast and is no longer eating comments.

Posted by: creeper at April 09, 2021 11:13 AM (XxJt1)

331 Emporer Inslee isn't foolish enough to give you guidelines for opening. No, it's just whatever he says on that particular day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (5HBd1)

332 Moving on up!
Black Lives Matter Founder Buys $1.4 Million Home In Neighborhood With 1%. Black Population

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Movement turned into a racket at an impressive speed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (nBngZ)

333 322 Death to carnies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (H5knJ)


Use as many household utensils as needed...

Posted by: Margret White at April 09, 2021 11:14 AM (BgMrQ)

334 Death to carnies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 11:10 AM (H5knJ)

Carnies Asada.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (KnJdm)

335
@Reuters 

Majority of Amazon.com warehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continues reut.rs/3mww1zL

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)

336 Hmm, I didn't see my original post until I posted the second time. Curious. I blame Aliens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (nBngZ)

337 BLM the organization has $10 billion in the bank.

With that kind of money they could by their own island.  And move there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (SchxB)

338 My husband's mom was a nurse at Madigan.. He used to tell her stories a lot. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 11:16 AM (5HBd1)

339 Emporer Inslee isn't foolish enough to give you guidelines for opening. No, it's just whatever he says on that particular day.

He is an ass. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 11:16 AM (CSE/0)

340

I can't remember the quote about movements turning into rackets. That would apply here.

Posted by uddleglum at workat April 09, 2021 11:12 AM (nBngZ)


---------

Respectfully disagree.
Hoffer's quote went "Every great cause starts as a movement, becomes a business, and degenerates into a racket."
BLM was nothing but a racket from the jump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (Uh2oA)

341 335
@Reuters

Majority ofAmazon.comwarehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continuesreut.rs/3mww1zL

Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)

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"Those workers don't know what's best for them. Amazon bullied them into voting no. We'll get them next time, especially if we get card check." -The Left 10 years ago, me today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

342 322Death to carnies.

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsa322Death to carnies.

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ball


small hands, smell like cabbage....

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 11:17 AM (W2Pud)

343
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Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (cF8AT)

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Yeah it's really weird that all these very rich, old white men are hurling *so* much money at this cause. I guess they really love black people. Or global collectivist authoritarianism.
They're purchasing what they think will serve as their standing army when the real troubles come. I'm pretty sure that's not going to go well for them in the end. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (W4eKo)

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With that kind of money they could by their own island.  And move there.


I know an island that would be just what they're looking for. It's already on fire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (HaL55)

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Majority of Amazon.com warehouse workers in Alabama have voted against forming a union; tally continues https://reut.rs/3mww1zL Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:15 AM (cF8AT)


Huh. Wonder what they threatened them with.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

347 The conehead looks like Biden.
Laugh, clown, laugh Even though your wind is breaking...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 09, 2021 11:18 AM (2iDSr)

348 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (/XOcP)

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A Boston hospital will offer "preferential care based on race” and "race-explicit interventions” for patients. Brigham and Women’s Hospital will implement a "reparations framework” for distributing medical resources.

Anti-racism for the win!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (VVEnO)

350 322Death to carnies.

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical balls

Carnies...not carries

I retract my "Carrie" snark...

My eyes don't work so good.

Posted by: Margret White at April 09, 2021 11:19 AM (BgMrQ)

351 Monkey up.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 11:20 AM (qc+VF)

352


BLM is one of the more disgusting features of this disgusting country. The degree of cynical manipulation is just breathtaking. 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 11:20 AM (Uh2oA)

353 No, it's a she.... 
https://tinyurl.com/yeepvyh6 Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

I'm thinking that $1.4 million is awfully cheap for a "compound" in Topanga Canyon. Good place to deal drugs from, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 11:21 AM (mzC78)

354 Yeah, AOP...I was kinda unimpressed with the amount considering the location.  And the pics at the link don't look like any great shakes.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

355 Yet another Doors album cover.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 09, 2021 11:37 AM (zMFmR)

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