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May 02, 2021

First-World Problems...Part 863

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That's where the lawn guy turns his commercial mower to follow the edge of the lawn, and over an entire spring and summer, depending on the weather, he wears a bald patch or two into the lawn. That, coupled with some much larger bare spots caused by a fallen tree sent me to the MegaHomeLowesDepot for a bag of lawn patch. You know...the same stuff that didn't work very well the last two times I used it.

And guess what? It didn't work very well this time either! What a shock. I may be stupid, but I also learn very slowly. What I should have done is obvious...rake out the dead stuff, add some top soil, and then seed it with real grass seed, instead of the mix of sawdust, dirt and a few dozen grass seeds that the mixes seem to be.

Next year I will have learned my lesson.

Well, maybe the year after that. But definitely by 2024.


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