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October 19, 2020

CNN Legal Analyst and Noted Abortion-Financier Jeffrey Toobin Suspended from New York Magazine After Exposing His Penis in a Zoom Conference

Elite.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it's because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.

Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers."

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New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: "Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter."


Toobin's Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the network's chief legal analyst, on Saturday. CNN did not respond to a request for comment.

I don't know why he exposed himself. This Slate contributor says that Toobin rushed to start masturbating as soon as he believed (wrongly) the zoom call had ended.

@jack_hamilton so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about


Yeah I'm gonna need to see the woman on the other side of this zoom sesh.

Hopefully he spilled his seed into his hand rather than into a colleague's much-younger daughter.

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