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December 26, 2018

The Morning Rant

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(GP had a merry Christmas yesterday, with particular emphasis on the 'merry'. But as he was passing out after his 12th cup of eggnog, it suddenly occurred to him that Die Hard isn't so much a Christmas movie as a Harry Potter movie, since both have the main character being chased around a tower by Alan Rickman.)

Did Any of You Morons Have A Christmas Dinner This Bad?

I Never Noticed This Before, But It's Hilarious:

Works Equally Well With Progressives:

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(h/t Imam of Peace)

Got To Get Me Some Of This Wrapping Paper For Next Year:

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This Is Great:

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For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

FenelonSpoke is taking today off, so she sent me just the latest requests. But the full list will continue into the new year.

Rhennigantx- Their Uncle Jimmy after being cancer free for 12 years is awaiting biopsy. In the past three years he’s lost his son and grandson so this is a hard time for him. Prayers for complete healing

Another poster noted that Alberta Oil Peon’s cousin’s wife died last Thursday. Prayers for comfort and strength for family.

Buck IV-Brother in law died after a 5 week battle with cancer. Comfort and strength for family. Buck’s sister has had a recurrence of breast cancer of an aggressive type which has gotten into bone. Finally Buck asked for prayers that his own bladder cancer doesn’t get worse. Prayers for Buck and his sister for healing.

Pale Rider-Brother in hospital with intestinal blockage. Prayers for complete healing

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*Due to space constraints prayer requests will be removed after 5 weeks, unless updated. Please let me know. Please copy list and pray for earlier requests. Contact Fenelon at Fenelondirection18 at gmail dot com.

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