April 07, 2021

Quick Hits
— Ace

I don't know if any of these tweets will post. If not, then... open thread?

Saint George of the Holy Fentanyl says, "I ate too many drugs."


 

The lunatic, on-tilt media can't stop obsessing:


Brotherfuckers Posting Their L's Online:


Unfunny ugly zealot Samantha Bee explains that there's nothing funny about Biden -- not his Sundowning, and not his Busy Fingers -- so of course this alleged professional comedienne feels no pressure to "make jokes just to make jokes:"


Bee joined journalist Dan Rather on his SiriusXM program and the left-wing veteran newsman asked, "Do you, or do you not, find yourself sometimes at least tempted to kind of pull your punches?"

"In other words, you, myself, and a lot of people, more or less free-swingers against President Trump," Rather continued. "But now that Biden is in, I don’t know, do you find yourself sometimes saying, ‘Oh boy, there’s a nasty comedy bit I can unload on Biden,’ but saying to yourself, ‘I approve of him so much I’m going to pull this punch?’"

"I can’t deny that that has happened, I think that’s probably true across the board," Bee said. "You’re like, ‘OK, well, we could be making jokes about the infrastructure plan,’ but in general, I’m like, ‘Wow, this is great.' Why would I purposefully undermine something that seems to be a great idea, pretty much across the board?"

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1 Looks good, Ace!!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:41 PM (mZUr4)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

3 still merlot

Posted by: REDACTED at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (6iURM)

4 "I can’t deny that that has happened, I think that’s probably true across the board," Bee said. "You’re like, ‘OK, well, we could be making jokes about the infrastructure plan,’ but in general, I’m like, ‘Wow, this is great.' Why would I purposefully undermine something that seems to be a great idea, pretty much across the board?"
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Hard to imagine a better admission of Bee being a partisan shill. 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

5 All that Politico photo is lacking is the obligatory yarn web between all the colored circles.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (GZ/yK)

6 th!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (9clAr)

7 as soon as you posted this the other thread quit accepting comments.
Fubar.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (yQpMk)

8 I know it's been said many times, many ways, but it's LONG past time for a national divorce.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (IytoW)

9 The hag can't find anything funny about President Trunaliminipruzure? I'm shocked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (Uh2oA)

10 5All that Politico photo is lacking is the obligatory yarn web between all the colored circles.

Posted by:MaureenTheTempat April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (GZ/yK)

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I have the perfect gif for this.
You'll just have to imagine it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

11 Yeoman's work on overcoming all the hurdles.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (KnJdm)

12 Everything  about joebama is a joke.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (IEwld)

13 All I can say is I hope for a better world, one where surviving Media propagandists and FBI agents can live together in peace in prison.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (KGK6U)

14 Still not right.    I shoulda been first.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (axyOa)

15 You know what else is shameful and unacceptable?
An immigration system that allows immigrants from sh*thole countries to get elected to power in our country who then sh*t all over our values and institutions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (4BMGG)

16
Hard to imagine a better admission of Bee being a partisan shill.  Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)


Like you can call what she does "comedy" anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (Ez6QX)

17 Rather's a swinger, eh? Just wants to be swingin' free. I puked in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (Uh2oA)

18 I don't see pictures

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

19 The "toxic friend who drives her boyfriend away through craziness and then can't stop talking about him" pretty much described Mrs. Wolfus No. 1.  She drove several friends away who initially were on her side in our split.  Some of them came over to my side.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (/XOcP)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Green is the color of my true love's captcha.
In case the media wants to know why they are loathed, Dan Rather being fêted as a grand old man of journalism is why.
Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to taking psychedelic toad venom and I have some questions.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)

22 19The "toxic friend who drives her boyfriend away through craziness and then can't stop talking about him" pretty much described Mrs. Wolfus No. 1. She drove several friends away who initially were on her side in our split. Some of them came over to my side.

Posted by:Wolfus Aureliusat April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (/XOcP)

=======
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ4kSCXf1GM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

23 Just watched the Tu-Ca clip. UN fucking believable. If that doesn’t prime your pump, you’re already gone.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)

24 >>>this alleged professional comedienne feels no pressure to "make jokes just to make jokes:"

I get the sense that she's never felt such pressure.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (KnJdm)

25 as soon as you posted this the other thread quit accepting comments. 
Fubar.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) 

On the positive side, we don't have to wonder if there's a nood.  When it quits accepting comments, you know there's a nood. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (OCTRt)

26
Ilhan Omar wrote:

... xenophobic and racist border wall.

The stupid. It burns. It burns so deeply that I can feel it in my damned bones.

What do you mean, Ilhan? The wall is racist and xenophobic? The wall itself, on its own? Does the wall have fucking volitional consciousness now? Or do you mean the motivations of the men building the wall? I am pretty sure it's the latter.

Is the absence of syntactic ambiguity too much to demand of people who write LAW - an activity that requires incredible amounts of decision - for a living?

/me throws things

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

27 as soon as you posted this the other thread quit accepting comments.
Fubar.

Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (yQpMk)


That thread has been Alderaan'ed!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:48 PM (mZUr4)

28 Samantha Bee confesses she doesn't understand comedy. 


I thought so.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:48 PM (gmo/4)

29 Blessed George Floyd, Patron Saint of Stuffing His Own Asshole Full of Fentanyl.


Requiescat in Pace.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:48 PM (i4CI5)

30 LOL, really?
"I switched from crack cocaine to toad venom, and I've never felt better!"
This guy just can't stop himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (Uh2oA)

31 Is Bee that shrill, unfunny blonde that had a photo of some guy peeing on her face and laughing about it?  Or was that another shrill, unfunny blonde?

Posted by: Vivi at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (USW1s)

32 Samantha Bee is a hideous slut who had to put a bag over her head before giving head to get her TV gig, I'm told by insiders that would know such things, anonymously. 

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

33 good job with that First, Doof.
It's not as easy as it looks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

34 I don't see pictures

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

But do you see dead people?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (Q9lwr)

35 Okay, sorry if you saw this on another thread.  I'm having trouble telling if it posted anywhere:
Saw "Polar" last night- 
It's a fun, loud, and obnoxious smash up of Quentin Tarantino at his rudest and crudest with John Wick. The plot concerns a hit man (Mads Mikkelsen) with a guilty secret who's forced to retire but his "corporation" doesn't want to pay him his $8M pension.  Hijinks ensue. 
This movie seems calculated to offend SJW and Woke types and appears to have accomplished its mission as the critics all hates it for woke-ish reasons, but most of audience scored in metacritic like it. 
Good to great acting.  Flashy "look at me" directing and editing.   Tons of violence, including an unpleasant extended torture scene which leads to an extremely violent revenge for being tortured scene. 
A popcorn movie filled with broken glass.  Check it out. Streaming now on netflix. 
Last time.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (dWwl8)

36
Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to takingpsychedelictoad venom and I have some questions.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)


Psychedelic toes? That is outrageous! And disgusting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (4BMGG)

37 "Joe lies! Joe lies! Joe lies! When he cries. . ." - - -  "That'll never be me! That'll never be me! That wil never be, neber be, NO!!" Don;t you ever think it!"

65 songs, they're all about you, they're all about pain!
That'll Never Be Me - YouTube

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

38
Still not right. I shoulda been first.

Posted by iogenesat April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (axyOa)


Sorry 'bout yer bad luck.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

39 My first post on the new blog. That is all. 

Posted by: Max Power at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (Hucnr)

40

That thread has been Alderaan'ed!

Posted by oof




Obi Wan Kenobi:


"I felt a great disturbance in the Blog, as if millions of commenters' suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (i4CI5)

41
as soon as you posted this the other thread quit accepting comments.
Fubar.

Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (yQpMk)


That thread has been Alderaan'ed!

Posted by oof at April 07, 2021


Now, witness the power of this fully operational Pixy Misa station!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (/XOcP)

42 Was there or was there not an article about the "insurrection" just a few minutes ago. The new joint is so glitchy I don't know if it got stomped or disappeared, or if I picked the wrong week to not stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (z79tQ)

43 What're too many drugs?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (7dN4m)

44 Yeah, I guess if you try reeeeaaallly hard, you could make a joke about the infrastructure plan. But not about anything else. He's just too damn perfect, am I right or what?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (qc+VF)

45 Is Bee that shrill, unfunny blonde that had a photo of some guy peeing on her face and laughing about it? Or was that another shrill, unfunny blonde?

Posted by:Viviat April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (USW1s)


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There's only room for one of us in this town! Bee better get off my corner.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (Uh2oA)

46 MSM is not like crazed, obsessed ex-girlfriend.  More like crazed , obsessed never girlfriend who is going to stalk him, harass his  kids and wife then kill and  boil Trump pet bunny.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (MxEKc)

47 AtC,  I heard  about the  toad venom  thing  this morning.  Hunter tripped out on toad venom isn't  sober.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (IEwld)

48 This is late, but unable to comment earlier
Has anyone brought up the possibility that they killed officer sicknick as a bloody shirt? 
Is this too conspiratorial? Maybe. Maybe is is better not to talk about it, but to consider every possibility since so far things have happened that no one even imagined 5 years ago. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (n6VKg)

49 I don't see pictures

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

But do you see dead people?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (Q9lwr)


I don't see the George Floyd picture.  So, no.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (gmo/4)

50 I constructed a mental image of DJT's office. It has a life-sized sculpture of Kameltoe, wearing a deerstalker hat, on her knees, wielding a giant magnifying glass, as she seeks out Slo Joe's micropeen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (mzC78)

51 Ilhan Omar - It's shameful and disgusting that a member of congress fucked her brother multiple times to gain residency in a country that she hates with unmitigated passion.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

52 There's only room for one of us in this town! Bee better get off my corner.

Posted by:Chelsea Handlerat April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (Uh2oA)


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There's only room for one of us in this town! Bee better get off my corner.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (Uh2oA)

53 Blessed George Floyd, Patron Saint of Stuffing His Own Asshole Full of Fentanyl. 

Requiescat in Pace.
Posted by: Sharkman

French for "shove it up your ass!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (OCTRt)

54 or if I picked the wrong week to not stop sniffing glue.

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Psychedelic toad venom can help with that.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (IytoW)

55
Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to takingpsychedelictoad venom and I have some questions.


Question 1 - How are you considered "sober" when on toad venom?
Question B - Do you lick the toad, or, er, french it. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

56
"I fear something terrible has happened."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (i4CI5)



Nah. Just gas.

Posted by: Oggie Ben Doggie at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (KnJdm)

57 good job with that First, Doof.
It's not as easy as it looks.

Posted by:LeftCoast Dawgat April 07, 2021 03:49 PM (sy5kK)


Thanks, LCD!  Blind squirrel, nut -- you get the idea!  Although the first 19 comments don't really count.  Sponge reclaimed First at #20.  I will nonetheless savor my short-lived victory!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (mZUr4)

58 Mollie pretty much nailed it. I sure AF don't remember the media talking about their boyfriend Barky for weeks/months when Trump got into office. And now? Trump is a fully functional sentient being that actually does shit. Then there's Joe. Talk about polar opposites.
🅶🆁🅴🅴🅽!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (46GDR)

59 A professional looking post.

"Looking"

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (3H9h1)

60
That thread has been Alderaan'ed!
Posted byoof at April 07, 2021

 


Like the Vulcan ship U.S.S. Intrepid -- destroyed without understanding what was happening to it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (/XOcP)

61
Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to takingpsychedelictoad venom and I have some questions.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)


Does also credit boning his young family members as the key to his ability to remain chaste?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (7dN4m)

62 Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to taking psychedelic toad venom and I have some questions.   Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Which year? Birth to 12 months?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (mzC78)

63 Sometimes I get the feeling these far left crazies are just there to play games for the Uniparty. Like having Omar out tweeting that shit about the wall is quality cover for two thimgs:

A:  Keeping the kos kiddies satisfied that some of their leaders "care" and aren't just corporate shills    
B: Giving the *appearance* of "thoughtful moderation" to people like Biden

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (+Ae4g)

64 AtC, I heard about the toad venom thing this morning. Hunter tripped out on toad venom isn't sober.

Posted by:Ben Hadat April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (IEwld)


It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (GbPPJ)

65 Between Bee, Schumer and Handler, only one has one of the worst boob jobs ever, so she's got that going for her.

It's literally the only funny thing between all three of them.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Eye 8 2 mini drugz

Posted by: Saint George at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (SmsR0)

67 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for the Psychedelic Furs back in 82.

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:55 PM (+Ae4g)

68
It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (GbPPJ)

But not monkey. Unless I'm out with friends, then it doesn't count.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 03:55 PM (t+qrx)

69
Has anyone brought up the possibility that they killed officer sicknick as a bloody shirt?


and by "they", I mean the DC powers that be. Pelosi ordered a hit: "I don't care who, just get me a dead cop. That fat one who smirked as I walked by last month - him."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (n6VKg)

70 62 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 03:53 PM (mzC7
Aged 7 to 8 I think, his late mather was feeding him a mushroom drip aged 6 months IIRC.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (Lzpvj)

71 That Politico article isn't obsessive at all.  Nope.  Uh uh.

I mean, HOW DARE Trump have a Desk AND a Chair in his office!!!!!

The nerve of that guy........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

72
... oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (GbPPJ)
You're my kinda vegan, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

73 Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go?

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

74 Question B - Do you lick the toad, or, er, french it. . .? Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

Lizzy!!

You're supposed to be better than this. Be better. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (+Ae4g)

75 64 It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.
i'm a bivegetarian, like jane in coupling. it means that i eat vegetables, but i also eat meat.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (sGtp+)

76 Psychedelic toad venom?

Pffft.

Everybody knows fer-de-lance venom is where it's at.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (/XOcP)

77 As comediennes go, Samantha Bee sucks.  She isn't funny, isn't clever, isn't appealing to look at, and doesn't enlighten her audience with anything new or unique. But as a human, she is even worse.  Her hatred of common American people, and traditional American ways, shows with a special venom every time she opens that pig-mouth of hers.
I'll maybe talk about her shortcomings in another post.   

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (sy5kK)

78 Oh, hey, anyone remember this (hint: FAB sad)?

https://tinyurl.com/p5ztwyxf


Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (bDqIh)

79 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for Cough Syrup and The Filmore in '92.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (Jsjd7)

80


67I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for the Psychedelic Furs back in 82.

Posted by:...


maybe it was homeopathic toad venom. Is that a thing?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (n6VKg)

81 Question B - Do you lick the toad, or, er, french it. . .?
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Actually, it's rectally administered.

Posted by: Hunter B. at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (IytoW)

82 7564It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.
i'm a bivegetarian, like jane in coupling. it means that i eat vegetables, but i also eat meat.

Posted by:Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtainat April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (sGtp+)

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"There are no homosexuals, just people sexuals."
"Yes, I'm homosexual."
"Fascist."
Jane was crazy, but,...you know...I'd break the rule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

83 >>Samantha Bee confesses she doesn't understand comedy.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

84 like the Vulcan ship U.S.S. Intrepid -- destroyed without understanding what was happening to it.I
It just isnt logical.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (axyOa)

85 The press has come to understand that their collective careers as media imbeciles are worthless and meaningless without Donald Trump. They now know that they need him much much more than any person, including Trump, actually needs them. How nice.

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (w2LAm)

86 I guess there has to be SOME line, like if you haven't had a drink since 2016 but you still take the sickest nitrous rip off the empty whipped cream can before you throw it away, that's not cheating, and I'm dead serious about that.
Not psychedelic toad venom though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (t+qrx)

87 83>>Samantha Bee confesses she doesn't understand comedy.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S NOT.

Posted by:BEN ROETHLISBERGERat April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (bDqIh)


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I get it now!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

88
You're my kinda vegan, Alex.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)


She would be the only vegan with tits you could actually see bulging forward.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

89 maybe it was homeopathic toad venom. Is that a thing?

Posted by: Gentlemen

And non GMO, free range

Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (vd8XM)

90 I'll maybe talk about her shortcomings in another post.

Posted by:LeftCoast Dawgat April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (sy5kK)


And she started life as a Canuck, like Davids Frum and Brooks. Carpetbagging bitches.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (ONvIw)

91 73 Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go?
ya know, there are two ways to do that: high-speed trains and low-speed trains. i, for one, look forward to our brand spanking new lockheed constellation overlords.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (sGtp+)

92
It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak.   Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (GbPPJ)


Ah, the semi-vegans and semi-vegetarians. Like Meghan Sparkle.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (Ez6QX)

93
Her hatred of common American people, and traditional American ways, shows with a special venom every time she opens that pig-mouth of hers.
I'll maybe talk about her shortcomings in another post.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021


Then it was samantha bee venom that Hunter was huffing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (/XOcP)

94 Also in Hunter's book apparently he credits staying sober for a year to takingpsychedelictoad venom and I have some questions.Question 1 - How are you considered "sober" when on toad venom?
Question B - Do you lick the toad, or, er, french it. . .?

Posted by:Lizzyat April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

the toad venom is actually squeezed off of the toad, onto something like a glass plate, where it crystalizes. It's basically the pure form of DMT, and supposedly shitloads stronger than the manufactured chemical. Apparently, Mike Tyson is partial to this shit, other people have said they thought they had died.

Supposedly, the toads are becoming endangered because of this - rich shits are importing the things to their penthouses in NY etc. I think there's a lot of talk about it if the Joe Rogan podcasts are still up on YT. Basically, DMT sounds like a super-strong LSD trip that's only 15-20 minutes long. I'd hardly call it staying sober, but whatever. Guy's a crackhead.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (46GDR)

95 Bee is about as funny as a boil on the dick anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (o2MD2)

96
I'll maybe talk about her shortcomings in another post.   

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 03:57 PM (sy5kK)


Dude.  You'll kill the blog, just when it got back on its feet. Kind of. Sort of.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (KnJdm)

97 I think we all owe TuCa a debt of gratitude.
In two weeks he has destroyed two cuck governors, Noem last week.
The destruction of Asa Hutchinson last night was breathtaking.
Kudos TuCa.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (4BMGG)

98 73 Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Plugz is lost at a few levels, he is prone to magic thinking he also is probably stuck when the average plane speed for commercial air travel was 281 mph.

Conservation of momentum and thermodynamics are not things to the leftbat mind, so to Joey stopping a 300 MPH train hourly for a stop is an cost free in energy expenditure endeavor.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (Lzpvj)

99
Psychedelic toad venom?

Pffft.

Everybody knows fer-de-lance venom is where it's at.

Posted by:Wolfus Aureliusat April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (/XOcP)


I just need to figure out how to get the dumb fucks to accept that skunk spray is the greatest high ever........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

100 French for "shove it up your ass!"

Posted by:rickb223





"It's like those French have a different word for EVERYTHING!!!"


--- Classic Steve Martin

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:59 PM (i4CI5)

101 Samantha Bee is such an unfunny cunt.

Posted by: Shaftoe at April 07, 2021 04:00 PM (1lOfI)

102 12 Everything  about joebama is a joke.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (IEwld)

Agreed, Ben Had.  Unfortunately, regular American citizens are constantly the punchline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

103 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for the Psychedelic Furs back in 82. Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:55 PM (+Ae4g)

The Psychadelic Furs were a highly underrated New Wave / 80s Alt Rock band!

Heartbreak Beat

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:00 PM (mZUr4)

104 "Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go?

Maybe he was talking about flying trains.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (MxEKc)

105 37"Joe lies! Joe lies! Joe lies! When he cries. . ."- - - "That'll never be me! That'll never be me! That wil never be, neber be, NO!!" Don;t you ever think it!"

65 songs, they're all about you, they're all about pain!
That'll Never Be Me - YouTube

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM (bDqIh)


If Joe's lies aren't turning average Americans against him, his manner of speaking - lecturing, holier than thou, do what I tell you to do or you'll be sorry, everything every white person or Republican does is straight-up Jim Crow - will turn them against him.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (AMIL/)

106
Psychedelic toes? That is outrageous! And disgusting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2021 03:50 PM

De gustubus and all that...

Posted by: Q. Tarantino at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (m+jkK)

107
 Is Bee that shrill, unfunny blonde that had a photo of some guy peeing on her face and laughing about it? Or was that another shrill, unfunny blonde?


No, she's the shrill Canadian harridan that has a weekly [airquotes] comedy [air quotes] show where she hysterically rants anout Trump/ conservatives/ Christians/ hetero white men of some sort for 30 minutes. She called Ivanka Trump a c#nt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

108 >>>Did you ever have one of those toxic friends who drives a boyfriend away through her craziness and then won't stop talking about him obsessively? She has elaborate theories and analysis about what he's up to post-breakup?
Yes, I did. And she used to refer to him as "my ex" and "my wusband." I think they went out once.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (nzEdf)

109 So what does an ounce of toad squeezings go for?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (o2MD2)

110 Ask your doctor if Psychedelic Toad Venom is right for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (axyOa)

111 To pull a punch, you have to be capable of landing one. What's the evidence that Samantha Bee has ever done so?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (H5knJ)

112
Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go?

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)


When commercial aerospace goes tango uniform, and I don't see how it won't, trains may be faster than non-existent air travel.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (7dN4m)

113 Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go? Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

A train that went as fast as a plane would use even more energy, because it would have to shove its way through dense ground-level air. Airliners fly at 30,000+ feet where the air is thinner, and they don't have to expend so much fuel pushing it aside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (mzC78)

114 So, SamBee is all in on polishing old man knob.
Good to know.
And vomit-producing, but still good.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (okGHj)

115 What does "posting L's" mean?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (O+I8R)

116 toad venom

While living in California our oldest daughter talked about "licking toads."

We thought she was on drugs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 04:03 PM (3H9h1)

117 "I ate too *much* drugs." I think that's what he said.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:03 PM (nzEdf)

118 Nood

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 04:03 PM (dekGQ)

119 I routinely make jokes about federal infrastructure spending bills that slay.
SLAY, I TELL YOU.

Posted by: Late Night Funny Man #677 at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (F26eZ)

120 113 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (mzC7
Not to mention the energy lost in stopping the damned thing and the energy to get it back up to 300+ mph speed.


We are constantly and consistently defeated by literal retards, it is enough to make you ponder moving to Peruvia.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (Lzpvj)

121 I think "m" should be banned for yelling false nood.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (dekGQ)

122 Gov. Mike DeWine was joined by other state, county and local officials at Mayfair Elementary school to announce a public-private partnership that will provide $15-a-month high-speed internet service to more than 1,000 households in East Cleveland. The program then will scale up to include an additional 2,000 residents.
====
That's nice. Wish I could pay $15/month for high-speed internet.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (IytoW)

123
I just need to figure out how to get the dumb fucks to accept that skunk spray is the greatest high ever........

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021


Eau de Pepe le Pew!


Oh, wait. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (/XOcP)

124
Samantha Bee is to Comedy     

as

Psychedelic Toad Venom is to Being Sober
 
 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (+Ae4g)

125
Yes, I did. And she used to refer to him as "my ex" and "my wusband." I think they went out once. Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (nzEdf)

A (former) friend of mine was so obsessed with her ex-boyfriends, she would pay for background checks on them to see what they were up to.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

126 Everything seems A-OK in this post.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (nzEdf)

127 "Posting L's" is slang for posting about a loss.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (bDqIh)

128 122  That's nice. Wish I could pay $15/month for high-speed internet.

Posted by:Bicentennialguyat April 07, 2021 04:04 PM (IytoW)

========

Just think of all the gifs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

129 A lot of psychedelic  toads died in  vain.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2021 04:05 PM (IEwld)

130
What does "posting L's" mean?

Posted by:Lady in Blackat April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (O+I8R)


Posting your losses online.



Because Biden voters are losers that voted for and supported a bag of shit and they're finally seeing it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

131
A train that went as fast as a plane would use even more energy, because it would have to shove its way through dense ground-level air. Airliners fly at 30,000+ feet where the air is thinner, and they don't have to expend so much fuel pushing it aside.

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (mzC7


Elon's idea for this, and it's a common one, is that they would be running in tubes under a vacuum. That seems fine.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (7dN4m)

132 So, so much evil in the world...

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (aDe8s)

133 https://youtu.be/LHpdgHTINik

Posted by: Winston at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (OCEsv)

134 104 "Also apparently Biden said today imagine taken a train cross country as fast as a plane and everyone is all dude how fast do you think trains go?

Maybe he was talking about flying trains.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (MxEKc)


Has Joe ever looked at the prices for an Amtrak ride with sleeper seats or cabins?  Families with children will NOT pay for a rail trip coast-to-coast.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (AMIL/)

135 Posting Ls is posting losses.  Posting Ws is posting wins.
There's a great twitter feed of Men posting their Ws that is just straight up positive stuff guys do.  I can't believe it hasn't been banned as sexist yet.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

136 Bee can't find anything funny about Biden, but implying that Donald Trump has an incestuous relationship with his daughter is just a gas, right Sam?
Buzz off, Bee.  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (KKMoa)

137
Ridicule is not humour!

Posted by: Glenn John at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (LilNs)

138 The Psychadelic Furs were a highly underrated New Wave / 80s Alt Rock band!
Heartbreak Beat

Posted by oofat April 07, 2021 04:00 PM (mZUr4)

That was from their "sellout" album, they never quite regained their cred after that. I saw them for every tour back then and then some (yes, a fan), last time was in 2015. They have a "new" album that came out last summer - it's pretty good akchually. Wrong Train (not about Joe Biden).

🅖🅡🅔🅔🅝!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (46GDR)

139 I used to work with a guy who refused to fly.  This was with the feral guv so of course they made alternate plans for him.   Amtrak.   From San Francisco to Washington D.C.  Took 3 days IIRC and cost about $3K or more.  Send someone else and pay $300?  That made just too much sense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (3H9h1)

140
115What does "posting L's" mean?

Posted by:Lady in Black


it means advertising your losses online. 
First there was posting your "w"s online, which is for Wins.  

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (n6VKg)

141 I just queried the USGS database for any feature (airport, arch, area, arroyo, bar, basin, &c &c) in the United States called "Toad Lick" and came up blank, but maybe someone else knows the database better.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (t+qrx)

142
Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 04:04 PM

I think trolls should be nuked from orbit.  But that's just me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (m+jkK)

143 The very idea that anyone would call Samantha Bee a comedian really grinds my gears. ...or that asshole Eric Andre.

Posted by: Lenny Bruce at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (XIrWl)

144

Elon's idea for this, and it's a common one, is that they would be running in tubes under a vacuum. That seems fine.

Posted by:banana Dreamat April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (7dN4m)


===
Not Elon's idea. That would be Gene Roddenberry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (4BMGG)

145 The important thing to remember about Bee is that there aren't any nonwhites at her kid's kindergarten.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (1yPl/)

146 131 Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (7dN4m)
Yes because maintaining a vacuum environment to play "old bank teller vacuum tube" with a train would be an energy free endeavor as well.

The Simpsons' monorail gag resonated because it took the p*ss out of the magic thinking for the genre of vehicle.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (Lzpvj)

147

Because Biden voters are losers that voted for and supported a bag of shit and they're finally seeing it.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Why all the hate on bags of shit?

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (46GDR)

148
What does "posting L's" mean?

Posted by:Lady in Blackat April 07, 2021 04:02 PM (O+I8R)


Posting their Losses.  Regrets.  Acknowledgement of a failure.


Usually "Biden Voters Posting Their Ls" is a compilation of lefties complaining about Biden and acknowledging he sucks.


There's another feed "Men Posting Their W's" which is lots of dads being dads and men doing something stupid that luckily and by the Grace of God does not result in death or pain.  It's worthwhile.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (F26eZ)

149 Samantha Bee is Lily Singh of Tig Notaros. All of them have the kind of overwhelming charisma and hilarity that made Air America a smash.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (H5knJ)

150

Elon's idea for this, and it's a common one, is that they would be running in tubes under a vacuum. That seems fine.


Posted by: banana Dream 



Until something breaks and you need to breathe and you are stuck in a vacuum tube. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (OCTRt)

151 Btw, that Dan Rather hasn't been completely blacklisted from all urnalist jobs for his smear of W in 2004 using fraudulent documents is yet more evidence how completely corrupt the urnalist profession is.  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (KKMoa)

152
Posting Ls is posting losses. Posting Ws is posting wins.
There's a great twitter feed of Men posting their Ws that is just straight up positive stuff guys do. I can't believe it hasn't been banned as sexist yet.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)


Wait.....there's WHAT??!!!



Be right back......

Posted by: Twitter Censor #84 at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

153   Airliners fly at 30,000+ feet where the air is thinner, and they don't have to expend so much fuel pushing it aside.

-

FUCK YOUR SCIENCE

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (ylp2r)

154 AOP -- good to see you amongst the daywalkers!
Got a recommendation for a car air conditioning recharge kit?  My 2006 Highlander is no longer blowing frosty cold air when I turn on the A/C.  Hoping to find a DIY kit to get things cold again.  Not sure which are good and which are a waste of my stimulus money.
Suggestion(s)??

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (mZUr4)

155 Oh great, the fake nood dude is back. But I'll give it to him - suck though he might, it's still funnier than Bee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (Uh2oA)

156

Thanks, LCD!  Blind squirrel, nut -- you get the idea!  Although the first 19 comments don't really count.  Sponge reclaimed First at #20.  I will nonetheless savor my short-lived victory!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:52 PM (mZUr4)

Heh.  When it comes to Firsts, Sponge has special powers and allegedly even a waiver from the lawyers at Ace, LLC., to take any First he wants, whenever he wants.  You would have thought the guy was a real estate developer from New York City or something, the balls he has sometimes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (sy5kK)

157 it means advertising your losses online. First there was posting your "w"s online, which is for Wins. --- Stupid in either case.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (aDe8s)

158 145The important thing to remember about Bee is that there aren't any nonwhites at her kid's kindergarten.

Posted by:andycanuckat April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (1yPl/)

=========
She fought very hard to keep it that way.
Because she loves minorities, just, you know, from afar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

159 Time check.  3:09 CDST.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (ju2Fy)

160 Well Ellen just posted a pic of a guy who was attacked by an octopus.
Guess Kurt's little affair is over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (fqf2o)

161
I just queried the USGS database for any feature (airport, arch, area, arroyo, bar, basin, &c &c) in the United States called "Toad Lick" and came up blank, but maybe someone else knows the database better.

Posted by:  hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (t+qrx)


Larry Bird is from French Lick.

Posted by: Twitter Censor #84 at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Samantha Bee is to comedy what blue is to Thursday.

Posted by: Vivi at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (USW1s)

163 Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (t+qrx)

There is a Toad Suck park in Conway, AR. They hve an annual festival called Toad Suck Daze.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (o2MD2)

164 New blog and I STILL can't manage my socks.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

165
Until something breaks and you need to breathe and you are stuck in a vacuum tube.

Posted by:rickb223at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (OCTRt)

They have transistors now.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (t+qrx)

166
Samantha Bee is Lily Singh of Tig Notaros. All of them have the kind of overwhelming charisma and hilarity that made Air America a smash. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (H5knJ)


I don't know these people. I'm guessing that's a good thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

167 Elon's idea for this, and it's a common one, is that they would be running in tubes under a vacuum. That seems fine.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (7dN4m)

And, after the inevitable wrecks with massive body counts, the tubes can be re-purposed as oil pipelines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (mzC78)

168 When did raimondo lose his wit, intelligence and charm? 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (+Ae4g)

169 My favorite thing about Samantha Bee is that she very obviously had it written into her contract with TBS that they would develop a show for her actor-husband, which they did. As a result, he spent years with the actress that played Winona on Justified straddling him in various stages of undress. Way to go, Sam!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (AD3JT)

170
. . .so of course this alleged professional comedienne feels no pressure to "make jokes just to make jokes:"


Can we all admit that fake news shows is a tired comedy shtick? Jon Stewart was wearing that out in the early 2000's. It's about as fresh as an SNL game show skit.

Apparently last weekend SNL had a game show skit where every question was: what would it take to get the vaccine? And no matter what was offered, the anti-vax guest declined. Get it? Hilarious! /sarc

Exit question: Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is? What about any evening news show - think any Gen X'er has ever watched the NBC/CBS/ABC/PBS evening news?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

171 >>> 64 AtC, I heard about the toad venom thing this morning. Hunter tripped out on toad venom isn't sober. Posted by:Ben Hadat April 07, 2021 03:51 PM (IEwld) It's like all the oh I'm vegan except I eat eggs and fish and chicken and steak. Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (GbPPJ) Fish are just fast vegetables!!

Posted by: That one "vegan" you know at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (QRZAb)

172 Middle East Update: Troubles in Jordan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljCpK0q180k

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (aDe8s)

173

Because Biden voters are losers that voted for and supported a bag of shit and they're finally seeing it.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021


From now on, when I bring my cats' litter box contents out to the dumpster, guess what I'll be thinking of. . . .

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (/XOcP)

174 Wait Samantha Bee does...comedy? Why didn't anyone tell me, her, or her audience that?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (JMMlQ)

175 Btw, that Dan Rather hasn't been completely blacklisted from all urnalist jobs for his smear of W in 2004 using fraudulent documents is yet more evidence how completely corrupt the urnalist profession is.

Posted by:Thrawnat April 07, 2021 04:08 PM (KKMoa)


-------

They named a fuckin' journalism award after the guy:
https://tinyurl.com/whw26w3k

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (Uh2oA)

176
Not Elon's idea. That would be Gene Roddenberry.

Posted by:San Franpsychoat April 07, 2021 04:07 PM (4BMGG)


He does have proposals for it. But yes, it's an old, commonly held solution to the whole drag and pressure problem. Just remove the air. Brilliant!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (7dN4m)

177 i coulda been a contender......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (mPBQ5)

178
Have we already discussed Jordan Peterson is the left's new fake villain?
He's the comic book villain "Red Skull."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (3CKxw)

179 I wish I had some of them psychedelic toads.

Posted by: Gen. Turgidson at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (yi33t)

180 Let's broaden the party and promote Marxism!  Dan Rather and Samantha Bee will be amazed.  Let's help prosecute average people gathering in Washington seeking redress from their government as the insurrectionists the Democrats say they are!  The party will expand further, and maybe Joe Manchin will join.

Posted by: Asa Hutchinson at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (KGK6U)

181 I don't know these people. I'm guessing that's a good thing. Posted by: Jordan61 --- It's a good thing.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (aDe8s)

182 Not sure which are good and which are a waste of my stimulus money.
Suggestion(s)??

--

I'm no AOP, but I have used the $30 or so ones from Walmart that include the hose and gauge with a lot of success.

If it doesn't help you can take it to a repair shop and they'll put dye in to see where the leak is.  You can do it as a DIY guy, but it's messy if you screw up so I wouldn't suggest it for most casual folks.  Only the dumbest of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (ylp2r)

183 Because Biden voters are losers that voted for and supported a bag of shit and they're finally seeing it.
Most of the Biden voters I know voted for him *knowing* he would objectively make their lives worse.

They just DO NOT CARE.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (JMMlQ)

184 Testing out a new nic...Lord of the Rings Online generated this as a random name for my character. I loved it immediately! "Spamblo" sounds like a perfect hobbit name, especially for one who aims to misbehave, as the saying goes...

Posted by: Spamblo at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (ZIoLS)

185 171 Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)
Every Gen Xer I know has watched the Price is Right, Family Feud, and Press Your Luck at least once.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (Lzpvj)

186
I mean, HOW DARE Trump have a Desk AND a Chair in his office!!!!!

The nerve of that guy........

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)


It's having a lamp that marks out his narcissism. 

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (yQpMk)

187 When did raimondo lose his wit, intelligence and charm?

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (+Ae4g)

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

188 Yo, clutch cargo!  I figured I'd offer a more mainstream track.  I was a big fan back in the day.  My cassette copies of Forever Now and Mirror Moves were VERY worn out!  I was in a cover band back in the late 80s, and we did a decent version of Love my Way and an even better version of Pretty in Pink.  Fun times!!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (mZUr4)

189 80's Samantha Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Samantha Bee

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (dWwl8)

190

And, after the inevitable wrecks with massive body counts, the tubes can be re-purposed as oil pipelines.

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (mzC78


Elon Musk is a guy that has convinced people they're helping the environment AND are cool by owning a car that has a MUCH greater than zero chance of lighting on fire and burning your house down.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Joyful news in the Los Angeles Times this morning - California to fully reopen (with masks) June 15!  
I am I said.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (mPBQ5)

192 Every Gen Xer I know has watched the Price is Right, Family Feud, and Press Your Luck at least once. --- This is true.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (aDe8s)

193 If you can use Media to create and brainwash an army of stupid, hateful people and issue "Fatwas" each day to your army, why wouldn't you?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM (3CKxw)

194 >>Samantha Bee is Lily Singh of Tig Notaros. All of them have the kind of overwhelming charisma and hilarity that made Air America a smash.


This is about me and my ground-breaking challenge to the outdated assumption that comedy has to be funny, isn't it?

Posted by: Hannah Gadsby at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

195 189When did raimondo lose his wit, intelligence and charm?

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (+Ae4g)

Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

========
You're just saying that because all of our evidence (old threads) got burned up in that mysterious fire at the courthouse and you know we can't even begin to start looking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

196 Actually, some psychedelics are being used (in small doses) by professionals in psychiatric treatment of people addicted to baser substances (alcohol, coke, opiates, etc).  I haven't heard of DMT ("the businessman's special") being used, but there are other ones, ayuhascua (or however it's spelled) in particular, that allow the therapist to break through the ego and such to, well, you can look it up.  Whether this actually happened in this instance, no idea.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (KAi1n)

197 You can never eat too many drugs.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (TKmok)

198
Men posting their Ws that is just straight up positive stuff guys do. I can't believe it hasn't been banned as sexist yet.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 07, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)


It is indeed fantastic.


The only cringe one I've seen was the guy at Chili's asking his girlfriend if they were gonna get naughty later, and when she said no, he his "split check" on the self-pay tablet thingy.


Everything else has been reliably awesome.  My favorite remains the dad shooting a suction-cup arrow onto the bald head of another dad.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (F26eZ)

199
80's Samantha Fox >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Samantha Bee

Posted by: naturalfake at April 07, 2021 04:13 PM


This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (m+jkK)

200 I always thought The Price IS Right would have been better with hookers as the prizes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (o2MD2)

201 @DudespostingWs
Have Kleenex ready.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (nzEdf)

202 You can never eat too many drugs.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden

---

How about nieces and cousins?

(yeah, that Bee lady is right.  That's not funny.  Disgusting and repulsive yes, but, not funny.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (ylp2r)

203 My favorite thing about Samantha Bee is that she very obviously had it written into her contract with TBS that they would develop a show for her actor-husband, which they did. As a result, he spent years with the actress that played Winona on Justified straddling him in various stages of undress. Way to go, Sam!!!

Posted by:Ktgreatat April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (AD3JT)


Winona on Justified!  You speak of Natalie Zea -- YUM!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (mZUr4)

204 No. 180. It was covered by EVS (Frogman) and others on YouTube.  New respect for Ace because he was EVS and Ya Boi Zack before they were keen to the scourge of SJWs.

Posted by: Winston at April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (OCEsv)

205
They have transistors now.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:10 PM (t+qrx)


Fun fact.  The world's largest supply of available tubes is available in Russia because they still use them quite a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Never seen, or even heard of, "Press Your Luck" (and my born-in date is 1967).  OTOH, I remember when on "Wheel of Fortune" you actually selected prizes at the end of each segment.  "Once you buy a prize it's yours to keep."  Also, "Joker's Wild" was the bomb.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:16 PM (KAi1n)

207 203 Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:14 PM (o2MD2)
We called that "The Price is Right" aftershow....
//Bob Barker's Dentures

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:16 PM (Lzpvj)

208 "Why would I purposefully undermine something that seems to be a great idea, pretty much across the board?"
Occam: because you would have to be intellectually capable of thinking like a grownup, and you aren't.
TIP: Become a "journalist". Mocking Republicans and fellating Democrats is in THEIR job description, not yours!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (hV/eT)

209 Thanks everyone for the info on posting L's.  Now I can hang with the cool kids and understand the hip lingo, man.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (O+I8R)

210 New movie called "Those Who Wish Me Dead" with Angelina Jolie and Jon Bernthal:

https://tinyurl.com/Forest-Fire-Movie


Angelina is a smoke jumper who gets left behind on a big jump that ends up costing the lives of her entire crew. 

Ends up getting entangled in some intrigue and of course, a forest fire ensues.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (i4CI5)

211 209 Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:16 PM (KAi1n)
No whammy, no whammy.....
*or*

"Sheltered in San Fran"

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (Lzpvj)

212
Exit question: Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is? What about any evening news show - think any Gen X'er has ever watched the NBC/CBS/ABC/PBS evening news? Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)


Did you mean Gen Z or Millenials? Because us Gen X'ers are 40-50+, and I'm pretty sure most of us have seen all of those things.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

213 I'm no AOP, but I have used the $30 or so ones from Walmart that include the hose and gauge with a lot of success.

If it doesn't help you can take it to a repair shop and they'll put dye in to see where the leak is. You can do it as a DIY guy, but it's messy if you screw up so I wouldn't suggest it for most casual folks. Only the dumbest of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (ylp2r)


Thanks, MR!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (mZUr4)

214 Did a Brit manage the redesign? Colour is the Anglish spelling.

Posted by: Winston at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (OCEsv)

215 Wow, sven, I did not know any of those were still on! I knew Jeopardy is still on, though they are lost without Trebek.

As far as game show skits, that's so f'ing lame it hurts. SNL doesn't just suck because it is now all politics, but because they are coasting on skit templates dating back to the early 80's.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

216 Actually, some psychedelics are being used (in small doses) by professionals in psychiatric treatment of people addicted to baser substances (alcohol, coke, opiates, etc).


--------

For many years, now. And it seems like it helps some people.

But I highly, highly, highly doubt *Hunter Biden* is using psychedelic toad venom in a responsible manner or under any kind of real supervision.

I'm sure he's just dosing up on toad-juice and driving sports cars through playgrounds and shit. Just wait for the next penny to drop. It won't be long.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (Uh2oA)

217 Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (JMMlQ)
Just make sure he's not a dark skinned Hobbitses... or it sounds RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (oHd/0)

218 I think that it has been established that the average speed for Amtrak trains is 46mph.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

219 Never seen, or even heard of, "Press Your Luck" (and my born-in date is 1967). --- Nov 1968 here. Press Your Luck was really big in '84-'85. Only time I watched it was during the summer, out of school. Whammies stole your money.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (aDe8s)

220
Also, "Joker's Wild" was the bomb.

Joker, Joker, Joker!!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (O+I8R)

221 >>Did you mean Gen Z or Millenials?
Oh, gez, yes - I meant Gen Z.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

222 Sad to hear Jack Hanna's family announce he has dementia related to Alzheimers disease and he will no longer be interacting with the public. His dementia has increased at a fast pace per the family.  Family is a class act, the announcement was factual but emphasized Hanna's love of wildlife and the Columbus Zoo. And the family's appreciation for the reverence the public has for Jack.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (CM4yY)

223 Got a recommendation for a car air conditioning recharge kit?  My 2006 Highlander is no longer blowing frosty cold air when I turn on the A/C.  Hoping to find a DIY kit to get things cold again.  Not sure which are good and which are a waste of my stimulus money.  Suggestion(s)?? Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:09 PM (mZUr4)

The ones I have seen and used are all pretty much similar. They all use R-134a as the refrigerant; that's mandated by law. There's a new gimmick out now, self-sealing cans, so you have to buy an adaptor to use one of the new cans on an old fill hose. Your best bet is probably to buy one of the larger cans with the hose and gauge attached. Read and follow the instructions! Some cans must be held upside down, others on their side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (mzC78)

224 Until something breaks and you need to breathe and you are stuck in a vacuum tube.

Posted by:rickb223



Now now, don't be biased....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (n+4am)

225 215 Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
All three are on IIRC....
Drew Carey, Steve Harvey and THAT GUY

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Lzpvj)

226 Because Biden voters are losers that voted for and supported a bag of shit and they're finally seeing it.
Most of the Biden voters I know voted for him *knowing* he would objectively make their lives worse.

Biden had more ballots.  Trump had more voters.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (axyOa)

227 How much does infrastructure spending cost, anyway?

We're up to what, $12-13T since Obama's perpetual "stimulus."  How much more do we need? 


* Yes I know it's a pointless question because you pass an infrastructure bill and it's all bullshit wish-list nonsense that has nothing to do with roads and bridges and then you do it again in a few years because hey, who is going to oppose infrastructure spending for roads and bridges?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (ylp2r)

228 171 Exit question: Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)
At least Jeopardy.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (nzEdf)

229

Fun fact. The world's largest supply of available tubes is available in Russia because they still use them quite a bit.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I think some guitar amps are designed to use a common Russian type because it's so readily available, but I can't remember which type, or if it's true.
Sorry this comment wasn't more useful. I bet Berserker would know, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (t+qrx)

230 Jokers Wild, I loved as a kid in the late 70s. Name That Tune was a favorite of mine at that time.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (aDe8s)

231 The left isn't obsessing over Trump they're conducting their non-stop ops against anyone who may still have a shred of popularity on the right.   Meanwhile on the right most treat the left like they're really well-meaning people.   The right is such a simple predictable easy target for them.

Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (eiJn/)

232
Did a Brit manage the redesign? Colour is the Anglish spelling.

Posted by:Winstonat April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (OCEsv)


Aussie Aussie Aussie!!


Oy Oy Oy!!!!


And it's only temporary until the old servers come back online.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Hey everybody. No worries about Bee, she's *never* been funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (L2ZTs)

234 I think today is Holocaust Remembrance Day.  JJ might have had it linked in the Morning Report but I missed it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (45fpk)

235 I've eaten too much homemade THC oil.  The LSD I did twice (the first time also being my first time on shrooms) had nothing on being *that* stoned.  Being way too wasted on alcohol with the barfing and spins and dehydration, et al., sucks bigtime, but there's no mind-fvck, semi-psychedelic part where you think you're dying but you're not sure and then you sort of lose touch with reality for a bit.  Respect marijuana and it will reward you.  

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

236 Did a Brit manage the redesign? Colour is the Anglish spelling.

Posted by: Winston

Yes. Pixy Misa is Australian. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (OCTRt)

237 Speaking of being Gen X, I just stood up and stretched and my joints made all kinds of interesting noises.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)

238 Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is? Posted by: Lizzy ---- 🙄 This was a serious question?

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (aDe8s)

239 214 Did a Brit manage the redesign? Colour is the Anglish spelling.
Posted by: Winston at April 07, 2021 04:17 PM (OCEsv)
'stralian.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (nzEdf)

240 I can delete the troll all day!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)

241 The ones I have seen and used are all pretty much similar. They all use R-134a as the refrigerant; that's mandated by law. There's a new gimmick out now, self-sealing cans, so you have to buy an adaptor to use one of the new cans on an old fill hose. Your best bet is probably to buy one of the larger cans with the hose and gauge attached. Read and follow the instructions! Some cans must be held upside down, others on their side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (mzC7

Thanks, AOP!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)

242 Tube type Hi-Fi systems are the best, but cost, cost, cost.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (o2MD2)

243
I think that it has been established that the average speed for Amtrak trains is 46mph.

Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (yQpMk)


....heading into a sharp turn in a downtown area just before arriving at the station.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

244 240I can delete the troll all day!

Posted by:CharlieBrown'sDildoat April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)

==========
*freezes, convinced CBD's vision is based on movement*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

245

Fun fact. The world's largest supply of available tubes is available in Russia because they still use them quite a bit.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh, also Nixie tubes, for sure - I don't think they've been manufactured in decades, but there are still warehouses full of them over there and Western electronics hobbyists love them. I'm still sitting on some Technics stereo stuff from the 1990s because when it dies, I'm salvaging the VFD level meters.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (t+qrx)

246 208 Never seen, or even heard of, "Press Your Luck" (and my born-in date is 1967).  OTOH, I remember when on "Wheel of Fortune" you actually selected prizes at the end of each segment.  "Once you buy a prize it's yours to keep."  Also, "Joker's Wild" was the bomb.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:16 PM (KAi1n)

I was born . . . later than that, and I remember "Press Your Luck" (and also the guy who figured out the board timing to avoid all the Whammees) and the Wheel of Fortune where you could choose to "purchase" merchandise between rounds (in that version, your winnings were at risk of loss from round to round; now I think that you keep whatever positive balance you have at the end of each round).  Don't remember "Joker's Wild" though. 

Posted by: Revenant at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (GvumD)

247 Big money, no whammies!
I still want one of those porcelain dogs that was the fuck it I have to spend the money on something when you used to pick prizes on Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (GbPPJ)

248
I can delete the troll all day!

Posted by:CharlieBrown'sDildoat April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)


I guess the TB3K doesn't work here in Bizarro World.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

249 Thanks, MR!

Posted by: Doof

--

One more tip:

Buy it at a Walmart.  Advance Auto, Auto Zone, etc. are all wildly overpriced.  I think the $30 can is $50+ at the car parts stores.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ylp2r)

250
Respect marijuana and it will reward you.  

Posted by: SFGoth at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

30-something stoners living in mom's basement agree....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (Q9lwr)

251
Ithinksome guitar amps are designed to use a common Russian type because it's so readily available, but I can't remember which type, or if it's true.
Sorry this comment wasn't more useful. I bet Berserker would know, though.

Posted by:  hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (t+qrx)


It was absolutely staggering to see how many they used in Chernobyl.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

252 I can delete the troll all day!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)


CBD is no longer a padawan on the new platform.  He has reclaimed his Jedi Knight status!



Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (mZUr4)

253
*freezes, convinced CBD's vision is based on movement*

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)


I snorted out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

254 228 171 Exit question: Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:11 PM (bDqIh)
At least Jeopardy.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:19 PM (nzEdf)


Gen X? Absolutely. Millennials? Probably not.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (II3Gr)

255
I still want one of those porcelain dogs that was the fuck it I have to spend the money on something when you used to pick prizes on Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (GbPPJ)



I always wondered who bought those.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (KnJdm)

256 Sad to hear Jack Hanna's family announce he has dementia related to Alzheimers disease and he will no longer be interacting with the public. His dementia has increased at a fast pace per the family.  Family is a class act, the announcement was factual but emphasized Hanna's love of wildlife and the Columbus Zoo. And the family's appreciation for the reverence the public has for Jack.
Posted by: Jen the original 


Awww, damn! 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OCTRt)

257 Oh, and remember to shake it before hand and during use.  You can probably just invert it a few times while the hose is still connected and be fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (ylp2r)

258 One more tip:

Buy it at a Walmart. Advance Auto, Auto Zone, etc. are all wildly overpriced. I think the $30 can is $50+ at the car parts stores.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ylp2r)


Will do!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:24 PM (mZUr4)

259 >>This was a serious question?


I meant Gen Z!
Argh, my typos!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

260
I'm still sitting on some Technics stereo stuff from the 1990s because when it dies, I'm salvaging the VFD level meters.

Posted by:hogmartinat April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (t+qrx)


My brother has several old vein meters that he was GOING to use for the "Tigersaurus" amplifier he had designs for, but never actually did.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

261
Oh, and remember to shake it before hand and during use. You can probably just invert it a few times while the hose is still connected and be fine.

Posted by:Moron Robbieat April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (ylp2r)


Reading the blog backwards makes for some interesting conjectures as to topic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:25 PM (yQpMk)

262 I don't know one generation from another.  Gen X.  Gen Z. Millenial.  Trying to figure which box my kids get stuck in but failing.  AllI know is I'm a boomer.  Shocking, I know.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:25 PM (45fpk)

263 LOL Lizzy --- Zoomies...gotcha.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (aDe8s)

264
(in that version, your winnings were at risk of loss from round to round; now I think that you keep whatever positive balance you have at the end of each round).
Posted by: Revenant at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (GvumD)


Yep, you could put your winnings "on account" I think they called it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (Ez6QX)

265
Oh, and remember to shake it before hand and during use. You can probably just invert it a few times while the hose is still connected and be fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:23 PM (ylp2r)

The nitrous, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (t+qrx)

266 Oh, and remember to shake it before hand and during use.  You can probably just invert it a few times while the hose is still connected and be fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Um, phrasing? 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (OCTRt)

267  I think that it has been established that the average speed for Amtrak trains is 46mph. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (yQpMk)
I assume that means: "average speed while actually moving".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (mzC78)

268 A guy brought in some Bacon Pecan Oatmeal Chip Cookies for us to try...
Not bad.

Posted by: jwest at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (/BlEx)

269 OK, I remember Match Game with Gene Rayburn and the clelbrity guests, such as Joanne Whirly, making dirty jokes the whole time.
Same with Tic, Tac, Dough.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (bDqIh)

270 grammie I get them mixed up too

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (Cxk7w)

271

I guess the TB3K doesn't work here in Bizarro World.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

It's not that. It's actually quicker to delete when I am at my PC. When I'm on my phone the banning system works.

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (Q9lwr)

272
If memory serves, there's two factories in Russia who still make tubes, the old Tesla plant in Czechia (JJ Tubes) and a shitload of cheap, shitty Chinese tube factories.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:27 PM (n+4am)

273 I'm actually saddened to hear about Jack Hanna. He was definitely watched a lot when I was a kid. Prayers up for him and his family.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:27 PM (aDe8s)

274 Maybe we should publish a style guide to get a little continuity around here.

Posted by: jwest at April 07, 2021 04:28 PM (/BlEx)

275 There was a picture of DJT's office in the Florida and it was way more spectacular that that office.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 04:28 PM (Cxk7w)

276 "Busy Fingers Biden" LOL I think I just found my new favorite nickname for Resident Biden. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Emmie at April 07, 2021 04:28 PM (ofYez)

277 I don't know one generation from another. Gen X. Gen Z. Millenial. Trying to figure which box my kids get stuck in but failing. AllI know is I'm a boomer. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:25 PM (45fpk)


Grammie - did you intentionally make it so "green" appears when hovering over your nic?  Or was that accidental?  Either way, I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:28 PM (mZUr4)

278
I'm no AOP, but I have used the $30 or so ones from Walmart that include the hose and gauge with a lot of success.

If it doesn't help you can take it to a repair shop and they'll put dye in to see where the leak is.  You can do it as a DIY guy, but it's messy if you screw up so I wouldn't suggest it for most casual folks.  Only the dumbest of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:12 PM (ylp2r)

If your A/C just needs a recharge, Moron Robbie is spot on.  Those kits work well.   But if the system has a slow leak, you have to get it fixed, as it is hard to find the leak.  And when you use the recharging kit, use the standard fill, not the "stop-leak additive" fill. Or if you have a system leak, that additive-added fill will mess up their machine and they will not fix your problem.   But yeah, start with the cheap solution that could fix your problem first.   I faced this problem a year ago, luckily I got the plain recharge and the mechanic said I was smart.   No, just dumb luck.  And it was 5 bucks less, so also cheap.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (sy5kK)

279 Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (Q9lwr)
= CBD

Posted by: m at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (nzEdf)

280
OK, I remember Match Game with Gene Rayburn and the clelbrity guests, such as Joanne Whirly, making dirty jokes the whole time.
Same with Tic, Tac, Dough.

Posted by:Lizzyat April 07, 2021 04:26 PM (bDqIh)


There's an OTA channel that runs several old school game shows, including The Match Game.  


Some are kinda funny.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

281 274Maybe we should publish a style guide to get a little continuity around here.

Posted by:jwestat April 07, 2021 04:28 PM (/BlEx)

=========
Haven't you gotten yours in the mail yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

282 Probably bullshit but  it was mentioned by the overnight radio guys that  there were as many as  six  dem  Senators that would vote  against the infrastructure debacle.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (5J9ml)

283 I like Jack Hanna too. Sad!
At least his family isn't forcing him to run for high office as a hand puppet for some cum-guzzling street whore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (Uh2oA)

284 If we performed a Horde Haka I wonder if that would help Pixy strengthen his code and make it so we could screw it up as per usual without crashing the blog.  The servers are a different matter, and might require a priestly exorcism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (KGK6U)

285 I'm actually saddened to hear about Jack Hanna. He was definitely watched a lot when I was a kid. Prayers up for him and his family.
Posted by: SMH

Amen. Actually, watched him a lot as an adult, too. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (OCTRt)

286 Did a Salty Crocodile get Jack? Use to watch him as a teenager 

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

287 Oh yay. Just saw an article at our local news site that said our housing prices are being driven up by all the people moving here from Seattle, Portland, and LA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

288 I don't know one generation from another. Gen X. Gen Z. Millenial. Trying to figure which box my kids get stuck in but failing. AllI know is I'm a boomer. Shocking, I know. **** Grammie, I'm Gen-X (just after you Boomers, 1968 here). My daughters are millennials (born late 80s/Early 90s). My grandbabies are Gen Z (born in the 2010s).

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (aDe8s)

289 Doof - there's green hanging over my nic?  Is it a fungus?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (45fpk)

290    Well checking out some Daily Mail shit. NYC is back to the '70s. A tourist from Kansas was hit by a stray bullet as he was walking near Times Square. He survived. He's not in Kansas any more.
  And Katie "Throuple" Hill had her lawsuit against the DM thrown out by a judge. She was suing them for publishing her nekkid pictures. 
   And finally, a somewhat hot lawyer is suing a Louisiana public defender for gender discrimination and shit. Among her claims, she says he told her to dress like a nun because she was causing his clients in jail to jack off to her, and it was disruptive.        IT'S GREEN, DAMMIT! GREEEEEEEEEN!

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Mzdiz)

291 mighty mighty pleasin' her mama's toad squeezin's
mmmmm toad lightning

Posted by: Zombie George Jones at April 07, 2021 04:31 PM (DUIap)

292 171 Exit question: Do you think any Gen X'er has ever watched a game show? Do they know what one is?
Gen Xer- sick from school - Deal of the Century, $25,000 Pyramid, Price is Right, Press Your Luck. Got me through to Scooby Doo in the afternoon. There is a channel on digital broadcast called Buzzr. Replays all the great game shows - Gene Rayburn was a pimp.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 07, 2021 04:31 PM (DjiZK)

293 Babylone Bee >×∞ Samantha Bee
 

Posted by: Hands at at at at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (786Ro)

294 [quote[ Speaking of being Gen X, I just stood up and stretched and my joints made all kinds of interesting noises.

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)[/quote]


Preach.  I am a walking bowl of Cocoa Krispies some days.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (F26eZ)

295 >>Some are kinda funny.

They were funny to us because we didn't quite get most of the dirty jokes (too young), but it was obvious they were being dirty -- and no clue who most of the celebrities were. Like, why is that guy's name Soupy?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

296

If your A/C just needs a recharge, Moron Robbie is spot on. Those kits work well. But if the system has a slow leak, you have to get it fixed, as it is hard to find the leak. And when you use the recharging kit, use the standard fill, not the "stop-leak additive" fill. Or if you have a system leak, that additive-added fill will mess up their machine and they will not fix your problem. But yeah, start with the cheap solution that could fix your problem first. I faced this problem a year ago, luckily I got the plain recharge and the mechanic said I was smart. No, just dumb luck. And it was 5 bucks less, so also cheap.

Posted by:  LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:29 PM (sy5kK)


Just throwing this out there.....


I've had a LOT of success going to RockAuto or your local store and ordering replacement Schrader valves for both the low and high side on auto A/C systems.  You can unscrew the existing once from the plumbing they're connected to and insert the new ones.


The only hang up is, you have to get the system evacuated prior, unless you want the gas in the air and the green nasty lube all over your engine compartment or garage.


After replacing, throw a vacuum pump on it for a while to see if it leaks.  If not, throw 2 or 3 cans of freon (134-a) back in it and enjoy!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

297 SMH - or anybody - what would a kid born late 70's be?  How about mid-80's?

And SMH - 1968 was a good year. Now I know an extra reason why.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (45fpk)

298 Hanna's appearances on Letterman were very entertaining. The two were so awkward together. Hanna seemed a little touched in the head at times. Together it was like watching Picard and the alien who could only communicate via mythological references interact.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (H5knJ)

299 Bee must want to 'change the world' with her 'comedy'. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (lmikk)

300 222 Sad to hear Jack Hanna's family announce he has dementia related to Alzheimers disease and he will no longer be interacting with the public. His dementia has increased at a fast pace per the family.  Family is a class act, the announcement was factual but emphasized Hanna's love of wildlife and the Columbus Zoo. And the family's appreciation for the reverence the public has for Jack. Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (CM4yY)
DockTor Jill should take a page from the Hanna family.  She parades Joe around in public like a circus freak.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

301 Doof - there's green hanging over my nic? Is it a fungus?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:30 PM (45fpk)


You probably have "green" in the WEB box below you name and email boxes.  When hovering over your nic, "green" appears in the lower left corner of my screen (Chrome browser on a laptop).

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (mZUr4)

302
Doof - there's green hanging over my nic? Is it a fungus?

Posted by:grammie winger at April 07, 2021


The word "green" appears in the far lower left corner of my screen when I hover the cursor over your signature.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (/XOcP)

303

It was absolutely staggering to see how many they used in Chernobyl.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt



The Slavs used tubes well into the solid-state era for many reasons, foremost of which is that drunken Slav commies are shit for quality control of something as precise as producing ICs and MOSFETs. 
But they also used them because vacuum tubes are impervious to the EMP from nucular blasts, or radiation exposure. 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (n+4am)

304 That lawyer should keep playing the clip.
"Can't make it out? I ate too many drugs? Let's listen again shall we?"

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (ohOLP)

305
SMH - or anybody - what would a kid born late 70's be? How about mid-80's?

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (45fpk)

1982 or so is the cutoff between GenX and Millennial.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 04:35 PM (t+qrx)

306 Isn't Bee another foreigner that came here just to rag on the Right? 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2021 04:35 PM (2DOZq)

307  Ilhan Omar - It's shameful and disgusting that a member of congress fucked her brother multiple times to gain residency in a country that she hates with unmitigated passion.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt 

I doubt she did that, but she did very clearly commit immigration fraud by mis-representing who he was, and then marrying him to get him into the country.

For this, she should be kicked out of Congress......crickets.  They will never touch that lying criminal freak show.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 07, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)

308 Preach. I am a walking bowl of Cocoa Krispies some days. Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock *** This made me laugh way more than I should have, especially in light of recent medical procedures to address similarly age-related issues.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:35 PM (aDe8s)

309 ahem, that's Unfunny, ugly, urine aficianado Samantha Bee 

Posted by: Retard Strength at April 07, 2021 04:35 PM (uS2EJ)

310
They were funny to us because we didn't quite get most of the dirty jokes (too young), but it was obvious they were being dirty -- and no clue who most of the celebrities were. Like, why is that guy's name Soupy?

Posted by:Lizzyat April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (bDqIh)


Circle gets the square, baby...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (F26eZ)

311 New United Airlines ad : https://tinyurl.com/yjxxacnc

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (jGWdd)

312 from instapundit's link https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/k-von-interview-biden-videos/

Posted by: tmitsss at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (f/L+y)

313 [quote[ Speaking of being Gen X, I just stood up and stretched and my joints made all kinds of interesting noises.

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)[/quote]


Preach.  I am a walking bowl of Cocoa Krispies some days.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (F26eZ)


Every morning it sounded like someone was making popcorn, until I started doing pilates. Still have arthritis but fewer tendon pops.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (DjiZK)

314
Bee must want to 'change the world' with her 'comedy'.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (lmikk)


I just wish her 'comedy' would change her employment status......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

315

The word "green" appears in the far lower left corner of my screen when I hover the cursor over your signature.

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_at April 07, 2021 04:34 PM (/XOcP)

...

grammie, you put the challenge word in the "web" field of your sig.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (ohOLP)

316 I’m like, ‘Wow, this is great.' Why would I purposefully undermine something that seems to be a great idea, pretty much across the board?"

Wasn't it a great idea when Trump had it and was thwarted by Piglosi and Schemer, you fat fugly unfunny bint?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (Bmy3R)

317 240 I can delete the troll all day! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Hurray!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:36 PM (sy5kK)

318 Doof - I did.  Took it out.  Then somebody else's post showed up in this here comment box.  I have no idea what's happening here.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:37 PM (45fpk)

319 SMH - or anybody - what would a kid born late 70's be? How about mid-80's? Posted by:grammie winger *** Younger GenX. For some reason, we're the smallest generation. Mid-80s is considered older millennial.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:37 PM (aDe8s)

320
 Ilhan Omar - It's shameful and disgusting that a member of congress fucked her brother multiple times to gain residency in a country that she hates with unmitigated passion.

Ain't America great!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 04:37 PM (O+I8R)

321
SMH - or anybody - what would a kid born late 70's be? How about mid-80's?

And SMH - 1968 was a good year. Now I know an extra reason why.

Posted by:grammie winger at April 07, 2021


Grammie, according to the site below, late '70s is Gen X (the immediate successor to the Boomers).  Gen Y or Millennials were born between 1981 and 1994/96.  https://tinyurl.com/yudzy7cp

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:38 PM (/XOcP)

322 So glad the Troll is gone. He was making me miss the wit and insight of Raimondo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 04:38 PM (o2MD2)

323
Together it was like watching Picard and the alien who could only communicate via mythological references interact.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 04:33 PM (H5knJ)

Hot, busty redhead and Gilead, at Tenagra *waggles eyebrow*

*Picard confused*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2021 04:38 PM (lmikk)

324 My baby bro was born in'76, so he's GenX, along with my sis (1973).

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:38 PM (aDe8s)

325 Has anyone heard from Pepe?   He was in bad shape this morning.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

326 @SMH - aging is not for the faint of heart.
Mrs. Hammock, at the tender age of *cough* 29 just had her second knee replacement last month.
She is now relatively Krispy-free.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (F26eZ)

327 Test (check my nic)

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (/XOcP)

328 The only hang up is, you have to get the system evacuated prior, unless you want the gas in the air and the green nasty lube all over your engine compartment or garage.

After replacing, throw a vacuum pump on it for a while to see if it leaks.  If not, throw 2 or 3 cans of freon (134-a) back in it and enjoy!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

My rule of thumb is that if a single can of Freon will make the system work OK for a month or more, it's probably cheaper to just keep throwing Freon at it than to overhaul the system and chase down all the leaks. Here in AZ, air conditioning is a necessity in a vehicle. Back home in Alberta, it's nice to have, but I can do without it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (mzC78)

329 Thanks everyone.  Now I can appear to be less stupid when discussing birth slots.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (45fpk)

330 wait--how do we do the indented quote thing?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ohOLP)

331 Doof - I did. Took it out. Then somebody else's post showed up in this here comment box. I have no idea what's happening here.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:37 PM (45fpk)

Just roll with it, grammie!  Strange times here this week.  Hopefully we'll be back to "normal" soon.  

Haha -- "normal" around here??  I crack me up!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (mZUr4)

332 Biden doesn't do mean tweets

Posted by: Neo at April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (RHGPo)

333 It's funny, cuz it's not funny!

Posted by: SAMANTHA ROETHLISBERGER at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (XqOlH)

334  And finally, a somewhat hot lawyer is suing a Louisiana public defender for gender discrimination and shit. Among her claims, she says he told her to dress like a nun because she was causing his clients in jail to jack off to her, and it was disruptive.        IT'S GREEN, DAMMIT! GREEEEEEEEEN! Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Mzdiz) ---
So many joke possibilities.
So little time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (sy5kK)

335

Haha -- "normal" around here?? I crack me up!

Posted by oofat April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (mZUr4)


This is the new normal.  I think it is a plan to throw off the NSA.  

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (ZfRYq)

336 Testing the Web: box for comments

Posted by: Hands at at at at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (786Ro)

337
wait--how do we do the indented quote thing?

Posted by:TexasDanat April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ohOLP)


[ quote ] *paste your content* [ /quote ]


Without spaces.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Gov DeSantis explains the Fake News:
https://youtu.be/5qHLXbVDnkc?t=1279

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:41 PM (3CKxw)

339 My rule of thumb is that if a single can of Freon will make the system work OK for a month or more, it's probably cheaper to just keep throwing Freon at it than to overhaul the system and chase down all the leaks

----

This is wisdom.

I've had sports cars with "oil" as the variable, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:42 PM (ylp2r)

340 Ok, just downloaded Brave. Seems ok so far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2021 04:42 PM (lmikk)

341 And SMH - 1968 was a good year. Now I know an extra reason why. Posted by:grammie winger *** My mom said I was a bit difficult to birth (considering I'm the oldest, stands to reason that the first kid is the most difficult, at least in my experience). Being born in late November of 1968 in Southside Chicago, after the fun earlier in that month, may have also played a part in my hesitance in coming into this world.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:42 PM (aDe8s)

342 Oh man, V is getting meddlesome now that she's gotten mobile. Just launched my phone and my e-cigarette across the room and yanked the conduit for my A/C unit out of the window. Like maybe ten seconds from setting her on the floor and turning my back, to everything flying around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 04:42 PM (Uh2oA)

343 Thanks everyone. Now I can appear to be less stupid when discussing birth
slots.

Posted by: grammie winger

---

NOW you've done it. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (ylp2r)

344
Has anyone heard from Pepe? He was in bad shape this morning.

Posted by:jewells45at April 07, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)


There was a post this afternoon discussing being at a hospital or something and waiting to receive a scan. Also issues with getting pain medication.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (7dN4m)

345 Test

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (3CKxw)

346 Luckily, as a 29 year old, I can't be accused of being a fuckin' Boomer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (n+4am)

347  I'm still sitting on some Technics stereo stuff from the 1990s because when it dies, I'm salvaging the VFD level meters.

Posted by: hogmartin 

I'm still using the Nikko integrated Amplifier I bought in 1977.  Still works fine.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (vcOmj)

348 ( waves at Neo)

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 04:43 PM (Cxk7w)

349
I’m like, ‘Wow, this is great.' Why would I purposefully undermine something that seems to be a great idea, pretty much across the board?"


Oops, she 'said the quiet part out loud' right there, eh?

She's admitting they intentionally use their comedy to undermine their targets. Not that this is shocking, just revealing that she says it. She will not make jokes about people and things she supports politically.

Guess what, Sam? That makes you the safest, most lame comedienne out there. Nothing but a Democrat Court Jester.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 04:44 PM (bDqIh)

350 aging is not for the faint of heart. *** Amen.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (aDe8s)

351
302 Doof - there's green hanging over my nic? Is it a fungus?

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 07, 2021

 


The word "green" appears in the far lower left corner of my screen when I hover the cursor over your signature.

Posted by:_Wolfus Aurelius_


That is because she put green in the sig field for website. It is showing the link to the website.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (n6VKg)

352 >>> 218 I think that it has been established that the average speed for Amtrak trains is 46mph. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 04:18 PM (yQpMk) Well the high-speed rail will average like 50 mph!!!

Posted by: SMAHHHRRRT people working in the feralgov at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (QRZAb)

353 There was an interesting pro-mental illness article posted earlier pointing out that "gender identity" is pointless if someone is alone, so the obvious cure to all of this silliness is to shun and ignore all of these mentally ill people until they're cured.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (ylp2r)

354
fancy

so does all the html markup stuff work now? Or the ASCII codes or whatever? So we can all put TM and copyright our jokes and stuff?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (ohOLP)

355 Being born in late November of 1968 in Southside Chicago, after the fun earlier in that month, may have also played a part in my hesitance in coming into this world.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:42 PM (aDe8s)



Oh yeah......  I remember that little piece of Chicago history.  I watched some of it on WGN, in black and white.  We weren't all that far apart at the time.  I was born in the south suburbs.  If I'd known you were so close, I'd have come visit.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:45 PM (45fpk)

356 Thank you banana Dream.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (nxdel)

357
 347  I'm still sitting on some Technics stereo stuff from the 1990s because when it dies, I'm salvaging the VFD level meters.

Posted by: hogmartin 

Bought a JVC home theater in ... 98/9. Still works, but the remote doesn't- except the volume. Sometimes. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)

358 Testes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (n+4am)

359
Thanks everyone. Now I can appear to be less stupid when discussing birth slots.

Posted by: grammie winger


Soon to be the left's 'phrase of choice' for the front butt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

360 What is with the button shirt and vest combo for corpo guys? Do they know it looks fucking stupid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (lmikk)

361 I miss the look of the old Marantz receivers and even the Radio Shack ones that looked the same: a woodgrain case, brushed chrome face, glowing blue-on-black frequency numbers.

Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (/XOcP)

362 What is with the button shirt and vest combo for corpo guys? Do they know it looks fucking stupid? Posted by: Aetius451AD --- Along with the shaved sides, goatee or full beard, and glasses.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (aDe8s)

363  I miss the look of the old Marantz receivers and even the Radio Shack ones that looked the same: a woodgrain case, brushed chrome face, glowing blue-on-black frequency numbers. Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (/XOcP)

Analog tuning dials and eye tubes FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (mzC78)

364 What is with the button shirt and vest combo for corpo guys? Do they know it looks fucking stupid?

---

My vest is almost entirely for concealed carry purposes.  Very handy on summer days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (ylp2r)

365 What's a birth slot. Is it exclusive to girls?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (ju2Fy)

366 Still works, but the remote doesn't- except the volume. Sometimes.



You could find another remote on fleabay, but you can also get a remote renewal kit. Which is basically just a conductive paint that is used on the bottom of the squishy pad layer. Usually when one or more of the most used buttons start to glitch out, it's just that the conductive coating on the back is worn off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (n+4am)

367
Five bottlebrushes pulled out of the garden, five to go. Nothing elegant, just dig, scrape, saw and pull. Like the Russian army saying: one sapper, one stump, one axe, one day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2021 04:50 PM (mht8P)

368
Along with the shaved sides, goatee or full beard, and glasses.

Posted by:SMHat April 07, 2021 04:49 PM (aDe8s)


Hey. Let's not get all personal.

My glasses are readers I'll have you know.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2021 04:50 PM (ohOLP)

369   Re generations and naming them. The idea is that a given "generational cohort" will have a common cultural experience and all that. You'll notice this when you make cultural references that you think everyone should know, and the kids give a blank stare, having no idea what you're talking about. It includes things like music. The kids music sounds like shit to us, and our music sounds awful and just so old to them.
    That's the notion of common generational cohort. Definitions vary and there can be some overlap depending. 
    Roughly Boomers are defined as being born between '46 - '64, and Generation X as '65 - '80-'82ish. Millennials are roughly '81 - '96ish. Note the birth date range is not really fixed. That's the varying of the cultural experience that you grow up and come of age in. 
     Marketing types are very interested in this stuff. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Mzdiz)

370 I saw Birth Slot open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2015.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

371 Uh oh... There's a Press Your Luck game...over at Google Play. dammit

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:51 PM (aDe8s)

372 If Jen Psaki married ex-governor Pataki...

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:51 PM (3CKxw)

373 Going to storm here in a bit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer's Tablet at April 07, 2021 04:51 PM (3H9h1)

374 A few things I've noticed after using a personal VPN for a few months:

1) Online ordering from local places generally doesn't work, they error out or refuse to open if it detects a common VPN host
2) google will give you constant shit with, hey looks like you're involved in sketchy business, here's a captcha where you identify all the grains of sand in the entire universe... here's another ... here's another ... So I really really don't use google now.

3) Of course most media streaming doesn't work. Some VPN hosts do better but you're probably screwed.

4) I feel like an international spy now and I give my wife sexy bond girl names. I also sneak into every room, staying mostly against the wall, looking for security cameras.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:51 PM (7dN4m)

375 Like, why is that guy's name Soupy?
---------
Soupy Sales? He had a children's show in the 50s-60s where he did skits and got pies in the face.

Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2021 04:52 PM (+ya+t)

376 Marketing types are very interested in this stuff. Posted by: publius *** Gen X has never been much of a target for advertisers, always the Boomers and now Millennials/Zommies.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:53 PM (aDe8s)

377 Putting the warrior in social justice warrior, the rebooted version of the classic TV series Kung Fu debuts Wednesday on the teen-oriented CW network. In place of the late David Carradine, the woke series features a feminist heroine and an overarching emphasis on "social justice."

Posted by: Neo at April 07, 2021 04:53 PM (RHGPo)

378 I hated Soupy Sales.  Seemed pervy.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:53 PM (45fpk)

379 331 Doof - I did. Took it out. Then somebody else's post showed up in this here comment box. I have no idea what's happening here.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:37 PM (45fpk)

Just roll with it, grammie!  Strange times here this week.  Hopefully we'll be back to "normal" soon.  

Haha -- "normal" around here??  I crack me up!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 04:40 PM (mZUr4)

It won't really be back to normal around here, until they bring back the midget tossing festival.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 04:53 PM (sy5kK)

380 It's a beautiful spring day here today and tomorrow upper 60s bright sunshine 

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Cxk7w)

381
A few things I've noticed after using a personal VPN for a few months:

1) Online ordering from local places generally doesn't work, they error out or refuse to open if it detects a common VPN host


One thing to keep in mind, several stores or online retailers hosted in the US block external IP's to prevent false orders or undeliverable shipping requests.  If you're connected to your VPN and they've got you sourcing from an IP range outside the US, this will happen a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

382 2) google will give you constant shit with, hey looks like you're involved in sketchy business, here's a captcha where you identify all the grains of sand in the entire universe... here's another ... here's another ... So I really really don't use google now.

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Yeah, it's almost like google HATES to not be able to associate identifying information with a particular person, isn't it? 

VPNs are a necessity now.  There are reviews at something like "that one privacy site dot com" or something similar.  Most all others are paid shills.  He has good columns with lots of useful details to allow comparisons.

Spoiler:  Mullvad is going to pretty much always be the answer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ylp2r)

383
Her Majesty and Delilah have arrived in Columbiana, AL for four days of shows. They're both having a good time. HM has enjoyed the campgrounds where she's stayed. One had a country restaurant next door, so she went and enjoyed steak and baked potato while her poor, abandoned husband starved at home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2021 04:55 PM (mht8P)

384 One thing to keep in mind, several stores or online retailers hosted in the US block external IP's to prevent false orders or undeliverable shipping requests. If you're connected to your VPN and they've got you sourcing from an IP range outside the US, this will happen a lot. *** Yep. Have to turn mine off before I order.

Posted by: SMH at April 07, 2021 04:56 PM (aDe8s)

385
I hated Soupy Sales. Seemed pervy. Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:53
Agreed.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2021 04:56 PM (ju2Fy)

386 Having seen some photos of Omar's brother I'm quite confident in asserting that he has never known or sought the touch of a woman. 

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 07, 2021 04:56 PM (G6Lqs)

387 I hated Soupy Sales.  Seemed pervy. Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 04:53 PM (45fpk)

Soupy Sales was the dollar-store Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 04:56 PM (mzC78)

388 DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide

Posted by: Neo at April 07, 2021 04:57 PM (RHGPo)

389 Nood, QH2.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2021 04:57 PM (qc+VF)

390 I really like double posting when I forget to put in "green". /

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ju2Fy)

391
Having seen some photos of Omar's brother I'm quite confident in asserting that he has never known or sought the touch of a woman.

Posted by:Mrs. Peelat April 07, 2021 04:56 PM (G6Lqs)


He has a penis.  She needed a path to legal entry into the US.


She wasn't concerned what he looks like.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

392 DockTor Jill should take a page from the Hanna family.  She parades Joe around in public like a circus freak.

You mean how she propped up the ol' retard before the NCAA finals, with that weird crooked line angled smile and unfocused eyes?  She and Gabbie Giffords shithead "husband" should have a traveling road show with dueling organ grinders.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 04:58 PM (y7DUB)

393 I thought he was the one being kept in the US via his marriage to her? She was already here. The Daily Mail wrote quite a bit about this. 

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 07, 2021 04:59 PM (G6Lqs)

394
Soupy Sales? He had a children's show in the 50s-60s where he did skits and got pies in the face.

Posted by:dartistat April 07, 2021 04:52 PM (+ya+t)


And asked the kids to sneak into their parent's bedroom take their money and mail it to him. Which is pretty funny actually. He was always playing for the adults.


I think there might also have been an episode where a guest woman, offscreen, came in nude or partially nude. I don't know if she was a stripper or what. She was never seen on camera. But I think there's history of it online somewhere.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 04:59 PM (7dN4m)

395 Got a recommendation for a car air conditioning recharge kit?  
Suggestion(s)??

Posted by: Doof 

As others suggested, just throw a can of R-134 in it. Avoid the cans with the "sealer," if you can. If one can makes it cold again, you probably have a small leak, maybe small enough to not worry about it for another year.

It's "normal" for all cars to leak a bit of their refrigerant over the course of its life. 

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 04:59 PM (3CKxw)

396 nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 05:00 PM (3CKxw)

397 361 I miss the look of the old Marantz receivers and even the Radio Shack ones that looked the same: a woodgrain case, brushed chrome face, glowing blue-on-black frequency numbers. Posted by: _Wolfus Aurelius_ at April 07, 2021 04:46 PM (/XOcP)

Marantz 2270, and Klipsch Heresy speakers.  
Memories.  Good ones.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 07, 2021 05:01 PM (sy5kK)

398 >>Having seen some photos of Omar's brother I'm quite confident in asserting that he has never known or sought the touch of a woman. 

Doesn't matter. The Left has been happy to accuse Trump of incest because he's said she's hot, accuse Palin of faking a pregnancy, etc..

Alinsky #4: We will accuse you of the worst, regardless of how outlandish it is, because you play scortched earth, too, mo'fos!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 05:01 PM (bDqIh)

399 Has Firefox gone over to goggle now? Seems like when I click especially on a utoob they are profiling me.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2021 05:01 PM (0OP+5)

400 Nood!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2021 05:02 PM (gtatv)

401 Has Firefox gone over to goggle now? Seems like when I click especially on a utoob they are profiling me.

Posted by:Eromero

Yes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2021 05:02 PM (gtatv)

402 I'm also guessing touching your face 40 times every minute to adjust that pointless mask isn't a good way to keep infectious materials away from your mouth, eyes, and nose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 05:04 PM (ylp2r)

403 hahaha, first mispost with the new system.  Heck yeah!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ylp2r)

404 She is right. The infrastructure bill will bring pain and misery to Millions. Not funny. 

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 07, 2021 05:06 PM (D7xR0)

405 The evil Rep from MN insists we are "racist" and "xenophobic", but yet, she is here, in this country, and is part of an anti-American elected body called Congress.  But maybe that is why the ingrate is in Congress, because its members hate the country as much as she does.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 07, 2021 05:10 PM (49Dnm)

406 "this alleged professional comedienne feels no pressure to "make jokes just to make jokes:"

I get the sense that she's never felt such pressure."
That's why she's not funny.

Posted by: iowaan at April 07, 2021 05:28 PM (dbgR9)

407 Stealth editing at Ace of Spades?

Posted by: NCC at April 07, 2021 06:03 PM (kRlUD)

408 The idea that Tom Walton has such passionate feelings about the sexual autonomy of children, and yet wouldn't call up his family's pet governor to make these Frenchian passions known, is too absurd to credit as possible.
Also: very creepy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2021 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

409 The "infrastructure" bill actually has some good stuff in it that congress should have been doing decades ago.  Bridges, roads, harbors, etc.  It even has some in it for expanding power plants and electrical grid.

It has some questionable stuff too like more electrical charging places, amtrak fixes, etc.

Then there's some just flat unconstitutional stuff like electric schoolbusses.

And some of it I can't even understand what the hell they are talking about

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 07, 2021 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

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