April 09, 2021

Quarantine Cafe: Former Actor Michael Rapaport Is a Tattletail Bitch Edition
— Ace

This is the funniest clip:



Otter pro wrestling federation:


Another flashmob concert:



I accidentally posted this a few days ago without giving the context necessary to appreciate it.

Michael Rappaport is that seemingly mentally-retarded actor (who hasn't worked in years and years) who always played very slow-witted idiots. He was the idiot "Richie," Christian Slater's actor friend, in True Romance, for example.

Because no one's hiring him to play mentally-challenged people any longer, he's become a professional loud-mouth.

And a very nasty left-wing loudmouth at that.


Now I'm not complaining about that. (I didn't mention it at the time, because who cares, this guy's a nobody.)

But I bring it up because Michael Rappaport calls himself "the king of trash talk."

He also poses as a New York Tough Guy. He's always saying that he's the king of breaking balls, and if you don't like it when he breaks your balls, you gotta just toughen up like a Real New Yorker like him and stop your bitch-crying.

Okay, fine.

But recently, basketballer Kevin Durant wrote some critical and insulting private messages (DMs) to this King of Trash Talk.

The King of Trash Talk published those DMs-- to get Kevin Durant in trouble with the NBA.

And that's exactly what happened -- the King of Trash Talk tattle-tailed on a guy he was having an argument with and got him fined by his employers for $50,000.

For saying that Rappaport "sucks d***" in the non-literal way. (Although.... who knows if it's non-literal? I don't know his life.)

So now he's getting some flack for tattle-tailing on a man he was having an argument with.

Like a little, tiny bitch.

So that's the background.

Now enjoy the self-proclaimed King of Trash Talk, the Real New Yorker, the Guy Who Needs You To Know He's a Tough Guy Who Grew Up on the Mean Streets of New Yorker, literally cry like a little fucking bitch about the "pointing" and "snickering" he's getting from people on the street for his being such a tattle-tail bitch.



Dang, it was a put-on.  Mostly. He is still a whiny bitch and a tattle-tail bitch but the crying was a joke.



Here's a kitten showing that he's as tough as Michael Rapaport:


Posted by: Ace at 07:24 PM | Comments (372)
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1 🦞

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 09, 2021 07:26 PM (ybIRR)

2 Lulz or Sad Trombone or Babylon Bee?
Oregon Leftist-Fascists Are Currently Debating The Tree In Their Seal Because It Might Remind People Of Lynching

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 07:28 PM (2jP82)

3 Evening horde!
Let us all embrace green oranges from this day forward!  Prince Phillip would have wanted it so!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 09, 2021 07:30 PM (CjFDo)

4 No way

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

5 Aww, crap.  I coulda been king of the post.  But I was confuzzled by all the animal vids.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:31 PM (KnJdm)

6 Mike's little balls fell off and the other mean dogs got to them before I could. Sigh. 

Posted by: Weezie at April 09, 2021 07:31 PM (W4eKo)

7 Hola 

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 09, 2021 07:32 PM (dbkIH)

8 Ummm, still has that new blog smell....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2021 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

9 Groundhogs are asshoe. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (eyQ8s)

10 Michael Rapaport is apparently a standup comedian now. At least, he's going to be at my local comedy club in July.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (OED7z)

11 Spent the entire day dealing with people that got a phishing email. The From address wasn't even from our company. Yet some people clicked on the links anyway, before they called. And none of these are people with their first ever email account. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

12 Frank Fuckin' Rizzo and Saul Rizzo. Thats the Jerky Boyz that do the prank phone calls or someone using them as an alias.

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (0jZnq)

13 dang, it turns out that that was a joke, and I feel stupid for having fallen for it.

Posted by: Ace at April 09, 2021 07:35 PM (5+1A/)

14 Squirrel is a type of a weasel, no ?

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Q9SFr)

15 Caddy Shack anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 07:36 PM (zaXJD)

16 I meant Frank Rizzo and Saul Rosenburg.....

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 07:36 PM (0jZnq)

17 Rappaport character got eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea. The CGI shark was a better actor than he was.

Posted by: Jmel at April 09, 2021 07:36 PM (Ibq3H)

18 i feel really dumb, it was so obvious it was fake
if he weren't such a piece of shit actor I might have realized he was faking

Posted by: Ace at April 09, 2021 07:37 PM (5+1A/)

19 Lovely Rita the Panahi maid find the neatest stuff

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)

20 Michael Rapaport is apparently a standup comedian now. At least, he's going to be at my local comedy club in July. 

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (OED7z)


your chance to go and boo him, send him into a tailspin of drugs and depression


Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:37 PM (Q9SFr)

21 The last thing I saw Rappaport in was Justified. He played white trash criminal who was not real bright. His own sister shot him in the neck and the last thing he saw beforing slowly dying by suffocating on his own blood was Raylin telling him "I told you, you would wish I had killed you". 

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 09, 2021 07:38 PM (43LC7)

22 This is ridiculous at so many levels.  Dude gets called out by a higher strata in left culture and he's now trash. Anyone on the opposite of the spectrum that had used Durant's language on him would have been fined and crushed forever. Durant skated as $50k is parking meter change for him. Glad it happened to this jerk,  but there is no win for anyone here.

Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (xEIoY)

23 Former Actor Michael Rapaport Cries Like a Bitchmade Bitch Edition
We did get to see his character Daryl Crowe Jr. get shot and killed by his sister Wendy Crowe in Justified. Which is nice.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (awtm/)

24 Maybe Rappaport will pop off to the wrong person that observes sticks stones may break my bones but names WILL get your ass kicked. Hopefully it gets video'd.

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (0jZnq)

25 Well Ace, posts are always appearing and disappearing around here these days. Your post could disappear and people would just assume the blog hiccuped again. I could be persuaded to keep quiet if you explain to me how this thing works since it seems to change every time I try to comment. 
Yes yes yes green green green, I know, yes. 

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (wyw4S)

26
Rappaport

All asshoes are pretty much the same.
Avoiding them eliminates many health issues.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 07:40 PM (lJMoP)

27 Yes, feed the rodent, idiot. 
We got paid by farmers five bucks per dead groundhog back in the day. Fuckers destroy field and the cattle break their legs in the holes. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 07:40 PM (pUDQf)

28 I've seen that Beethoven flashmob clip before.
It almost makes me think there's some hope for humanity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:40 PM (2JVJo)

29 As most tough talkers on the left are, that dude is a pussy little bitch.
He needs to be bitch slapped.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2021 07:41 PM (pw+jk)

30   Michael Rapaport is apparently a standup comedian now. At least, he's going to be at my local comedy club in July. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (OED7z)

Gather some like-minded friends, sneak into the club without paying, the cough abd sneeze violently, throw your masks on the stage, and walk out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:41 PM (mzC78)

31 Groundhogs are asshoe. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (eyQ8s)

Damn right they are. Its why with a 1/2 frigging acre at the old house I never planted a garden. I used to watch this one ground hog running across my yard with a tomato in it's mouth almost every day. He was raiding the neighbor's garden. Seems like the neighbor had his own Chunk. Then one day I heard a gunshot and chunk probably became chunks, because I didn't see him after that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2021 07:41 PM (9Om/r)

32
Yes yes yes green green green, I know, yes.  Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (wyw4S)


LOL. After my last post was rejected I was thinking: green green GREEN DAMMIT.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:42 PM (OED7z)

33
I could be persuaded to keep quiet if you explain to me how this thing works since it seems to change every time I try to comment.

Easy. Last thread this thing cruised like a well oiled machine.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 07:42 PM (lJMoP)

34 bluebell, the things we do for love,

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 07:42 PM (uAO8Z)

35 It ain't easy being me. 

Posted by: Weezie at April 09, 2021 07:43 PM (W4eKo)

36 Groundhogs are fucking vegans, won't even eat the gophers.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

37
Gather some like-minded friends, sneak into the club without paying, the cough abd sneeze violently, throw your masks on the stage, and walk out. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:41 PM (mzC7


I would love to see them double bill him with the Hodge Twins. They've been here a few times too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:43 PM (OED7z)

38 I loved watching the kids' reactions to that flash mob.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 07:43 PM (5HBd1)

39 Why are there scabs all over crybaby's face in that first pic? Gah.  What a waste of oxygen.

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 07:44 PM (E0OEG)

40 Rappaport actually does suck dick. All the time. In every glory hole in tough as nails New York. From what I’ve heard.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 07:44 PM (jvt6t)

41 Tastes like chicken. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 07:44 PM (xEIoY)

42 I used to get a 30 pack, my 10/22 and spend the afternoon doin some gopher killin.  Cause they need killin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2021 07:44 PM (pw+jk)

43 Groundhogs are fucking vegans, won't even eat the gophers.





You have to train them.  

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:44 PM (Q9SFr)

44 Jordan, I'm sure we are all growing to hate the color green, and I'm not too fond of oranges at the moment either. 

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 07:45 PM (wyw4S)

45 The farmer down the road used to give us kids 75 cents per groundhog killt.  

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 07:46 PM (eyQ8s)

46 YOU FUCKING SAVAGES!

Posted by: A Groundhog at April 09, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

47 WHat is the most common thing said in the glory hole at the Chevron out on route 48?
Is that you Rappaport?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2021 07:46 PM (pw+jk)

48 Groundhogs, Gophers, whatever... nothing a little 12G won't handle.
Controlled bursts there bud.  

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 07:46 PM (3H9h1)

49 NYC is the most provincial cities in the US.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (lJMoP)

50 He's on Howard Stern quite often and flies off the handle during most of his airtime. He comesmcomes across as mentally unstable and too aggressive with his insults to be funny.

Posted by: Angela Lately at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (Tko5f)

51 I have a soft heart when it comes to critters. But I don't get the groundhog guy. What's his endgame? Feeding hundreds of groundhogs?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (H5knJ)

52 Groundhog guy is a weirdo. Does he leave food out for all the other vermin too

Posted by: f'd at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

53
Michael Rapaport is apparently a standup comedian now. At least, he's going to be at my local comedy club in July.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (OED7z)



Wanna go heckle him?


Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

54 You guys got it all wrong. The gardener is just growing the herd. He'll have some fine marmot skin hats for the burning times.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2021 07:48 PM (GIu18)

55 "Rappaport" sounds like something you'd conjure up with a Ouija board.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:48 PM (mzC78)

56 At least we aren't getting a love for skunks videos 

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 07:49 PM (Cxk7w)

57 LOL. After my last post was rejected I was thinking: green green GREEN DAMMIT.

Brain and brain, what is brain?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:49 PM (2JVJo)

58 Ace hired us as an upgrade to the hamsters. After this? FUCK YOU! ENJOY YOUR FUCKING ORANGES.

Posted by: A Groundhog at April 09, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)

59 Groundhogs are not our friend

Posted by: Zeera at April 09, 2021 07:49 PM (vci7r)

60
Spent the entire day dealing with people that got a phishing email. The From address wasn't even from our company. Yet some people clicked on the links anyway, before they called. And none of these are people with their first ever email account.


I occasionally have to deal with the same thing. It's like they can't help themselves and I've found that it's counterproductive to ask them "why did you do that?". 

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2021 07:49 PM (W4eKo)

61
Wanna go heckle him?
Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)


YES! But only if we can score some free tickets.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:50 PM (OED7z)

62 "Rappaport" sounds like something you'd conjure up with a Ouija board.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:48 PM (mzC7





I know a Rappaport.  One of the best surgeon in his field and saved many lives.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:50 PM (Q9SFr)

63 Well if he's raising them for their hides I guess that's ok. He's still a weirdo though. 

Posted by: f'd at April 09, 2021 07:51 PM (Tnijr)

64 Philip RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rddWO-Y9_I

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 07:52 PM (AHq56)

65
The farmer down the road used to give us kids 75 cents per groundhog killt.  

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 07:46 PM (eyQ8s)

 

Just hand 'em to Deblasio, he offs 'em for free.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2021 07:52 PM (F0YaR)

66 @27 ALAbama-A dairy farmer in Maine had me take out a bunch at his ranch for that very reason. Problem was I couldn't use anything bigger .22LR and the groundhogs had been beaten up a bit from ranch hands taking swats at them so they were cagey. His ranch was on the edge of the Androscoggin River. It had been raining and the river was close to flooding and the water table rising pushed them out of their dens. Had to creep up on them within 30 yards in a gilley suit with my Anshutz to get a shot. They couldn't tell where it was coming from so curiosity got them. Soaked to the bone but had a good day of shooting with 40+ eliminated. Interesting though how on the east coast they are red belly hogs and out here in the west they're yellow bellied.

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 07:53 PM (0jZnq)

67 YES! But only if we can score some free tickets. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:50 PM (OED7z)

Take some green oranges to throw at him on our behalf. It will add insult to injury.

Copying and pasting on a phone is pretty much impossible. Yikes. 

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 07:53 PM (wyw4S)

68
You guys got it all wrong. The gardener is just growing the herd. He'll have some fine marmot skin hats for the burning times.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2021 07:48 PM (GIu1


Assless fur panties.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:53 PM (KnJdm)

69 I know a Rappaport.  One of the best surgeon in his field and saved many lives. Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:50 PM (Q9SFr)

I know it's really an honorable Jewish name. But dillweed above is damaging the brand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (mzC78)

70
YES! But only if we can score some free tickets.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:50 PM (OED7z)


I hear you.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (KnJdm)

71 And none of these are people with their first ever email account.

Posted by:Notsothoreauat April 09, 2021 07:34 PM (5HBd1)

For crying out loud.  These are people with jobs.  Supposedly educated and at least kinda smart people.
Every couple of weeks at work, another email from the IT dept to not click on the stupid links.  
It boggles the mind.

Posted by: April at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

72 The Dodo vids are all pretty much mush brained liberal shit.  Cute, but shit.  
Maybe we can have a Friday or Saturday night where we get police chase vids.  Some of those are awesome... some are 45 minutes of sirens and radio crosstalk.  

The ones that end in gunfire can be amusing. 

The ones that end in major destruction and bodily harm even better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 07:56 PM (3H9h1)

73 Groundhog, wombat
Candlelight
Doin' the town
And doin' it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing

Womrat Suzie
Groundhog Sam
Do the jitterbug in a Wombat Land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2021 07:56 PM (DMUuz)

74 Philip in 1969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-xcOQ1yUQ8

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 07:56 PM (AHq56)

75 It boggles the mind. Posted by: April at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (OX9vb) ----------- It works though.

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at April 09, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)

76 I know it's really an honorable Jewish name. But dillweed above is damaging the brand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (mzC7



You have no idea !
- The Fitzgeralds of Limerick

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 07:58 PM (Q9SFr)

77 Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (vVm4c)

78
It boggles the mind.

Posted by: April at April 09, 2021 07:54 PM (OX9vb)


It may surprise you how sophisticated some of the scams are.  And it's not just Nigerian princes getting in on the action.  This really is a must watch, especially for people with older parents or grandparents who might not be the most tech-saavy.


Glitterbomb Trap Catches Phone Scammer

https://youtu.be/VrKW58MS12g

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (KnJdm)

79 CN got the answer right from the other night:
Who was born "Constance Frances Marie Ockleman?"
Veronica Lake. Born in 1922, died at 50 in 1973 of hepatitis and other stuff. 

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (2jP82)

80 Ace, thank you sincerely for posting that flash mob video. It was 5 minutes and 19 seconds of revisiting what civilization was and could be again, and recapturing the pure joy of being part of the human race - a feeling that is really rare for me these days.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (bAe71)

81 I hear from my son who knows such things that Russia has moved 100,000 troops to the eastern Ukraine border.  Crickets from the MFM.  

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

82 @72 Martini Farmer-Some Donut Operator vids would be cool. Let's face it though when your not staring down a scope at them they make cute heart warming videos. I don't think ace is going to post up some of the old Exploding Varmint videos from back in the day. : )

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (0jZnq)

83 Prince Philip was quite handsome in his day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (vVm4c)

84
Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (vVm4c)


Too bad they don't have a tiny voice recorder insert you can put in their like those electronic cards. Or do they?

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (KnJdm)

85 Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Large box, concrete.  Attach return envelope.  

Optional, include short note about how they've been as helpful promoting freedom as the box has been making helium balloons fly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (SchxB)

86 I grew up on the mean streets of The Bronx, and Rappaport is a typical little street f****t.

He probably got his ass kicked on the regular.

And as they say in the hood, snitches get stitches, and Rappaport will get his.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2021 08:02 PM (FVrDO)

87 There, not their.  FMR.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 08:02 PM (KnJdm)

88 Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (vVm4c)

Tell them he's married and he's not that kind of a guy. 

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 08:03 PM (wyw4S)

89
Got a mean little kittenChasing all the dogs away

https://youtu.be/T5su8paGdE8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

90 Not a flashmob but amazing none the less.
Crowd sing Queen Bohemian Rhapsody word for word at Greenday concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp_F3Fl_C8A  

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 08:03 PM (oUZ80)

91 African Bullfrog feeding videos.  Those bastards eat everything. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 08:04 PM (eyQ8s)

92 The Rapaport segment is a bit he was doing. Portney either cut off the punch line or was fooled by the edit too.  The irony is everyone who doesn't know that also says he's a bad actor! 

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 09, 2021 08:04 PM (IbxQb)

93 No reason for Putin to delay anymore I guess.  NATO will be a minor speed bump and Biden will negotiate away Crimea and Ukraine's  rights and be happy all  Ukraine documents of his corruption will be destroyed. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

94
Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 07:59 PM (vVm4c)


Call me skeptical.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)

95 An African bullfrog once bit my sister.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

96 Out all day and missed some good topics.
What I do conclude, regarding the NBC 'Vid nonsense, is that I caught it in Dec '19, classic symptoms for 3 days but I kept on the normal schedule.  Yet, my immune system still hadn't watched a single report on it at any broadcast news outlet or talking head.  The only thing I remember  back then, is seeing Bannon talk about it being from China.  But he has some of the best connections into Commie China as anyone in the West, so I was kinda paying attention. 
So my conclusion is since I had it, my immune system figured out how to fight it and proved successful, why would I need to infect me with something else?   And 90 day bullcrap?  Why would I think my immune system cannot figure out if the 'Vid is back and kicks it's ass again, or even consider my system can't kick ass from one of these expansion viruses from Brazil?
It simply defies logic and common sense.   And combined with the fact that Big Pharma made billions instead of providing proven solution HCQ at $5 a pop, I say I have logic, and the corporate bottom line, on my side.   

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

97 Ooooh hubs just got his very first solicitation from the RNC! What should we do with it?

Somebody here had the suggestion of stuffing the return envelope with Monopoly money and writing, "Fake money for your fake opposition."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 08:06 PM (2JVJo)

98
No reason for Putin to delay anymore I guess. NATO will be a minor speed bump and Biden will negotiate away Crimea and Ukraine's rights and be happy all Ukraine documents of his corruption will be destroyed.

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Ed8Zd)



And conveniently have all the dems corruption evidence he needs to keep them in check.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 08:06 PM (KnJdm)

99 @91
If you think they are bad, check out PacMan Frogs.

Bottomless, relentless, eating machines.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2021 08:07 PM (FVrDO)

100 Jordan61,   reply, remittance  forth coming as soon as  you  actually  do something.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 08:07 PM (uAO8Z)

101
Somebody here had the suggestion of stuffing the return envelope with Monopoly money and writing, "Fake money for your fake opposition." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 08:06 PM (2JVJo)


Oh I like that. I like the concrete block idea too, except the envelope isn't prepaid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:08 PM (vVm4c)

102 Something smells. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

103 Gardener is Michael Rappaport.  Groundhog family is Ace of Spades. Change my mind.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 09, 2021 08:10 PM (0V/8D)

104 93 No reason for Putin to delay anymore I guess.  NATO will be a minor speed bump and Biden will negotiate away Crimea and Ukraine's  rights and be happy all  Ukraine documents of his corruption will be destroyed.  Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

Between giving away Ukraine and Taiwan, the Biden administration is going to be busy signing all that UN paperwork.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 08:12 PM (sy5kK)

105 Something smells. Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd) ------------- It's the dog.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

106 Eh. Rappaport's still a bitch. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2021 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

107 That groundhog video is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 08:14 PM (nxdel)

108 Philip RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rddWO-Y9_I

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 07:52 PM (AHq56)


Too bad, that probably means the Queen won't last much longer. Couples married for long times seem to go together. Prepare for the JEF (UK) Version 1 to be on the throne soon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 09, 2021 08:14 PM (7bRMQ)

109 It's almost impossible to teach someone this over the phone, but if you point to the link, it will show you the actual URL down at the bottom of your screen. This one went to a weebly.com address, which is like going to a blogspot address. 
I have seen really realistic phishing attempts and I always just call the company, so I don't mind that. I just wish they would be a bit more suspicious.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 08:15 PM (5HBd1)

110 Jewells! Thank you so much for the extras! Beautiful work, as always.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 08:15 PM (lImFe)

111
103 Something smells. Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)


asshoes

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 08:16 PM (lJMoP)

112 DM has some fun photos of Hunter Biden ...enjoying his many hobbies . NSFW.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 08:17 PM (Q9SFr)

113 Hey I'm back. </br> </br> I admit it: I'd so, so love to see a lot of these asshole "comedians" and "celebrities" get stabbed in the face. </br> </br> Also, Rappashit was on Justified? I'm amazed how many leftist asshole actors that Nick Searcy was able to make his bitch on that show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

114
Gardener is Michael Rappaport.  Groundhog family is Ace of Spades. Change my mind.
^^^ NO IDEA HOW THAT GOT THERE, BUT ANYWHO...
I guess snickers don't satisfy the tough guy! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 08:18 PM (qhnoT)

115 Let me try that again...

Hey I'm back.

I admit it: I'd so, so love to see a lot of these asshole "comedians" and "celebrities" get stabbed in the face.

Also, Rappashit was on Justified? I'm amazed how many leftist asshole actors that Nick Searcy was able to make his bitch on that show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

116 Thank you SMH!  Well, I felt bad because of the shipping problem so I felt I needed to make up for it somehow.  I'm glad you love everything!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 08:19 PM (nxdel)

117 2Lulz or Sad Trombone or Babylon Bee?
Oregon Leftist-Fascists Are Currently Debating The Tree In Their Seal Because It Might Remind People Of Lynching

Posted by:Soothsayerat April 09, 2021 07:28 PM (2jP82)Lowe's and Home Depot need to close all the stores in the state before their forced to pay reparations for selling rope and dead trees.


Cause you know that is coming.

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 08:19 PM (Ojki1)

118
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 08:18 PM (qhnoT)


That was all up in my comment box, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:20 PM (vVm4c)

119 Is that groundhog guy's middle name Chamberlain?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 09, 2021 08:20 PM (8C7+r)

120
Between giving away Ukraine and Taiwan, the Biden administration is going to be busy signing all that UN paperwork. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 08:12 PM (sy5kK)


They've got to get it and all their wish list done by Christmas. After the Christmas break they will begin campaigning for re-election and they can't have the yokels associating them with this bag of excrement.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 08:20 PM (lJMoP)

121 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs) -------------------- Look at mister one percenters with his fancy carriage returns.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:21 PM (kTF2Z)

122 Garden Guy will keep seeing the rodents as cute little critters, until the day he does not. That day will come. I used to have cute acrobatic gray squirrels in the trees near my place. Beginning a year ago I now have evil gray tree rodent bastards, that tear-up and eat my potted plants. I'm using my .22 pellet rifle at every opportunity I get.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 08:21 PM (AMIL/)

123
Also, Rappashit was on Justified? I'm amazed how many leftist asshole actors that Nick Searcy was able to make his bitch on that show. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)

He did a southern accent, which was weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:24 PM (vVm4c)

124
@Breaking911  37s

BREAKING: Second minor joins the John Doe case against Twitter, says Twitter repeatedly refused to remove images/videos depicting him being sexually abused

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

125 The only thing I remember Michael Rapaport in was "Copland", which he was pretty good in, and some sitcom I can't even remember the name of which didn't last a season. He's another "celebrity" who's career is pretty much down to his Twitter feed.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (S1Ij0)

126 Now I'm going to have to binge watch Justified.

Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (O68gH)

127 Israel says an oil spill in February that polluted 90% of its Mediterranean coast was deliberate eco-terrorism by Iran.
http://bitly.ws/cCya

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (sWM8x)

128 I love all the kids knew how to direct an orchestra. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)

129 When your shooting range runs out of paper targets, groundhogs are the next best thing.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 09, 2021 08:26 PM (03n3v)

130 Thug NBA players insulting asshole NY actors is what I’m missing by not being onTwitter huh? I had not heard about any of this stupidity until reading it here. But I guess is is a big deal to people who care about sportsball. Which goes to show how retarded sportsball truly has become.

Posted by: JoeXiDen at April 09, 2021 08:26 PM (4XpCU)

131 Rappaport sued Barstool sport for firing him. Portnoy destroyed them in discovery.

Posted by: CBD at April 09, 2021 08:26 PM (Q9lwr)

132 I've related this story before, but here it is again.
We had a groundhog named Churchill, who lived in the back yard. Pretty rotund little critter. One day Mrs. Hammer called me into the kitchen, 'There's something wrong with Churchill!'  Sure enough, he was sprawled out on his back, down at the bottom of the back yard.
I walked down, expecting to find him dead. As I approached, he rolled over onto his feet, and waddled away. I'm only surprised that he didn't belch first. The little bugger had eaten almost an entire row of Romaine lettuce in the garden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 08:27 PM (pK7cg)

133 Who was Iran's biggest trading partner  before PDT? That would be Germany.  Merkel  still has her claws deep in  Barky's nuts .  We are keeping  Germany/France solvent as well as the rest of the bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 08:28 PM (uAO8Z)

134 Just think how special we will all feel when the grey boxes are back!

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 08:30 PM (E0OEG)

135 Best of Breed, first place in regular and Owner-Handled Hound Groups and an Owner-Handled Best in Show for Delilah at today's Birmingham KC show. She can now be styled BIS, MBIS-OH, MBISS GCHS Soyara's Devilish Delilah. 
She worked hard today and is one pooped pup. 

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 08:32 PM (mht8P)

136 Groundhogs have been a minor problem, not eating plants, just moving in under my deck. But other creatures have tried it as well including skunks.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 08:32 PM (Cxk7w)

137
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 08:27 PM (pK7cg)


Too funny!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:32 PM (vVm4c)

138 If you want a glimpse into how gullible people are spend some time on the Scams sub Reddit. Tons of questions like is this a scam or do you guys think it’s legit on things that scream scam. People are fu Kung idiots and deserve to get ripped off.

Posted by: JoeXiDen at April 09, 2021 08:33 PM (4XpCU)

139 Reports earlier in the week that the retard in the white house was contemplating sending warships to the Black Sea is alarming.
Close quarters, shallow waters, near the enemy's homeland and Turkey on the southern flank.

What a shit show that'd be. 

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 08:33 PM (3H9h1)

140
Now I'm going to have to binge watch Justified.

Posted by:Cosdaat April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (O68gH)


You won't regret it.  Great series.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

141 Beardy guy with the kitten perhaps should put him down and let him get used to the idea of being tame... while his face is still attached. 
He's about to find out his beard isn't very much protection if a feline gets angry.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 09, 2021 08:33 PM (Clxcy)

142 Rapaport was very good in Atypical.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2021 08:34 PM (EZebt)

143
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 08:32 PM (mht8P)


Congrats, Hadrian!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 08:34 PM (vVm4c)

144 Everyone ready to turn in all their firearms with serial numbers?

Because that's what we'll get in 30 days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:34 PM (x3HuE)

145 I did like the movie Beautiful Girls.   

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

146 Justified.

Posted by:Cosdaat April 09, 2021 08:25 PM (O68gH)


You won't regret it.  Great series.

Posted by: Tami 

I should have added binge watch again.

Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 08:36 PM (WPcnM)

147
President Biden created a bipartisan commission Friday to study structural changes to the Supreme Court, giving the group 180 days to produce a report on a range of thorny topics including court expansion and term limits.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2021 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

148 Serial numbers?

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 08:37 PM (E0OEG)

149 Wow is  Rappoport a YUGE pussy.  If he thinks he took a righteous position by posting Durant's private messages, he should stop sniveling and stand up like a man. Instead, he's whining that his dog is snubbed and he cant get coffee at his favorite hipster coffee shop. These are his priorities. what a world. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

150 Showed my wife the flash mob video and she was like, is this the web site you're always on? Yes dear. OK, stay on it.
Winning.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 08:38 PM (jvt6t)

151 144 Everyone ready to turn in all their firearms with serial numbers?

Because that's what we'll get in 30 days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:34 PM (x3HuE)

Nope. Gonna get sporty.

Posted by: April at April 09, 2021 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

152
Reports earlier in the week that the retard in the white house was contemplating sending warships to the Black Sea is alarming.
Close quarters, shallow waters, near the enemy's homeland and Turkey on the southern flank.

What a shit show that'd be. 

They'll be OK, they wear masks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2021 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

153 Better audio from right down in the crowd.
Crowd singing Bohemian Rhapsody- Hyde Park July 1st 2-17 | Requested Reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL9E1Sm5Pik

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 09, 2021 08:39 PM (oUZ80)

154 Never seen a ground hog. Do people eat them?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2021 08:39 PM (rkYrY)

155 144Everyone ready to turn in all their firearms with serial numbers?

What firearms??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 08:39 PM (jvt6t)

156 LASue, if Rappashit showed up at my coffee house I'd tell him to GTFO, loudly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

157
Everyone ready to turn in all their firearms with serial numbers?



Nah. Don't have any to turn in. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 08:40 PM (Rvt88)

158 151 144 Everyone ready to turn in all their firearms with serial numbers?

Because that's what we'll get in 30 days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:34 PM (x3HuE)

Nope. Gonna get sporty.

Posted by: April at April 09, 2021 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

Not a chance. 

Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 08:41 PM (WPcnM)

159   giving the group 180 days to produce a report on a range of thorny topics including court expansion and term limits.

---

I understand the "why" in an academic sense, but in a practical sense there is absolutely no point in it.  The Democrats have total control via threats of violence, so who cares if the majority is by two or two hundred?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:41 PM (x3HuE)

160 Tell me why I need to care about whether or not Putin gets Ukraine. Not my problem. 

Posted by: JoeXiDen at April 09, 2021 08:41 PM (4XpCU)

161 My idiot neighbor decided it was a good idea to feed the feral cats. Now there is very little wildlife on my property except asshole squirrels.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)

162 What "firearm"? It identifies as a fishing pole.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 09, 2021 08:42 PM (b8eqQ)

163 Aren't all the folks on the Court that could be impacted by term limits Dems?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

164 Feral cats love that green kool-aid you can buy at the auto parts stores.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:42 PM (x3HuE)

165 Posted by uke Lowellat April 09, 2021 08:41 PM (kTF2Z)
pellet guns work on both.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 08:42 PM (jvt6t)

166 The "Ode to Joy" flash mob brought tears to my eyes.  Absolutely beautiful.  

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)

167 I agree with term limits for scotus. 10 years would work nicely. This lifetime appointment shit is retarded. Scotus isnt the House of Lords FFS.

Posted by: JoeXiDen at April 09, 2021 08:43 PM (4XpCU)

168 Don't have ground hogs. But have prairie dogs. They will destroy an entire pasture in no time. Government used to poison them. Not any more.

Posted by: Ronster at April 09, 2021 08:44 PM (ymjdW)

169 Lots of animals will be poisoned by anti-freeze, not just the cats. And poisoning is an awful way to kill something.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

170 Let’s court pack to 50. Every state gets a justice. 

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 09, 2021 08:45 PM (4XpCU)

171 Lots of animals will be poisoned by anti-freeze, not just the cats. And poisoning is an awful way to kill something.

---

I don't disagree.  The next best way is gut shot so they'll leave the property before they expire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:45 PM (x3HuE)

172 Speaking of asshoe squirrells...
farking chipmunks.
These little shits are destructive, and they fit into tiny places like mice. They burrow under your house! They hide their nuts everywhere. I lifted the hood in car the other day and I heard a nut rolling around inside the hood!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:45 PM (2jP82)

173 @159
Unlike the GOP, the Donks don't let their time in power go wasted, they push and push and push until they achieve as much as they can.

They occasionally suffer setbacks but the are always back in the fight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2021 08:46 PM (FVrDO)

174 Kayaking accident, it was horrible.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2021 08:46 PM (rkYrY)

175 After the Christmas break they will begin campaigning for re-election and they can't have the yokels associating them with this bag of excrement.

Posted by:Braenyardat April 09, 2021 08:20 PM (lJMoP)

Its not like will will bring it up in any case.

Posted by: GoPe candidates at April 09, 2021 08:47 PM (Ojki1)

176 AZ Deplorable-Yes, it's done.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 08:47 PM (Cxk7w)

177 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:47 PM (MVjcR)

178 Those groundhogs could use a shotgun.

To defend themselves!

Posted by: Stonn at April 09, 2021 08:48 PM (kTmsO)

179 @154 Never seen a ground hog. Do people eat them?

Posted by: AZ

When I was a kid we shot them and gave them to an older gentleman who ate them. He lived to be a hundred one.

Posted by: Cosda at April 09, 2021 08:48 PM (WPcnM)

180 Wasn't that guy the head of the Crowe family in that season of Justified? That is when the show lost me. You mess up Boyd's redemption arc and you give me a family that has DEWEY FUCKING CROWE as a member that I am supposed to feel... anxiety about? I dunno. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)

181 167 I agree with term limits for scotus. 10 years would work nicely. This lifetime appointment shit is retarded. Scotus isnt the House of Lords FFS.

Posted by: JoeXiDen at April 09, 2021 08:43 PM (4XpCU)


It's Congress that needs the Term Limits.  They break laws they make to get rich, investing in the legislation before them.  Look at what Pelosi did last year with the stock of what was it, Tesla?  She bought a bunch of futures in Tesla, passed the legislation that all Fed Gov cars must be electric soon, Tesla stock shot through the roof, and Nancy sold the futures for a massive profit.  

No, the true corruption is in Congress.  And most all of them who have been around for over 20 years do similar stuff.  Get their asses term limited.

Oh, and no serving on any Corporate Board for 5 years, or alternatively tax all earning from there at 90%. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (sy5kK)

182
167I agree with term limits for scotus. 10 years would work nicely. This lifetime appointment shit is retarded. Scotus isnt the House of Lords FFS.

Posted by:JoeXiDenat April 09, 2021 08:43 PM (4XpCU)


I am not sure, but on a related point --


I think every official - from SC justice down should be required to prove competency under certain circumstances. Make it a federal crime to cover up for incapacitation such as rgb, or fdr, or jb. And make it an easy process to require them to prove they are still able to perform their duties. 


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (Bz4pH)

183 I wish we had more cats here.  I'll take wild cats over mice and chickmunks.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (2jP82)

184 Unlike the GOP, the Donks don't let their time in power go wasted, they push and push and push until they achieve as much as they can.

---

Yep.  We had two years and we got tax cuts that will expire, constant investigations into things that the very people with intelligence clearances already knew were false, and the NRA helping Democrats ban gun parts.

Democrats haven't even been in the majority for two months and already are well on the way to full implementation of systemic voting fraud by default, amnesty, spending $11T on pet projects (over half the national debt all at once depending on how you count it), full registration and subsequent banning of guns, ban cars, green new deal, etc. etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (x3HuE)

185
---I don't disagree. The next best way is gut shot so they'll leave the property before they expire.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:45 PM (x3HuE)

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (lJMoP)

186 I thought Kamala was the border/edge guru?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:51 PM (lmikk)

187 Weasel!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:51 PM (kTF2Z)

188 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 09, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

189 Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:51 PM (kTF2Z) ----- Howdy, Duke!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:52 PM (MVjcR)

190 test

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

191
183 I wish we had more cats here. I'll take wild cats over mice and chickmunks.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:50 PM (2jP82)

Feral cat took up in my barn. She cleared the mice and the voles. But my barn sparrows didn't come back.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 08:53 PM (lJMoP)

192 well phooey.  I guess that comment is lost like tears in rain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

193 I'm not one to complain very much about minor things, but I have a terrible time keeping up with who is posting and writing and responding/quoting under this new format.

#189 looks so weird to me, for example.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (x3HuE)

194 The 'compound' the BLM person bought does not look that nice. The house interior... I like the ceilings. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (lmikk)

195 President Biden created a bipartisan commission Friday to study structural changes to the Supreme Court, giving the group 180 days to produce a report on a range of thorny topics including court expansion and term limits.

Posted by:Bertram Cabot, Jr.at April 09, 2021 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

But, but I gave you the Oval Office. You promised you would leave us be! I can't get a real job after being Chief Justice!

Posted by: Joan "The crocodile came for me after all" Roberts at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)

196 Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (x3HuE) ----- Well I wrote it, so.....

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)

197 Well Sundowner said the border was Kameltoe's baby now but she just cackled about it and goes no where near it

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 08:55 PM (Cxk7w)

198 I predict that the trash talk guy will die from a tiny pussy mauling.  

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2021 08:55 PM (8Rwem)

199 The most civilised flashmob ever in Sabadell, Spain. Ode to joy finale is &#55357;&#56495; ------
I don't get it...I mean why aren't throwing things, breaking windows, burning things. Just a bunch of Christian, white-privilege haters. I rate it a zero...

Posted by: AntiFa at April 09, 2021 08:55 PM (zQrNl)

200 Well I wrote it, so.....

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)



---

Ha.  I think it's having the line separating the comment from the commenter, so that the comment is associated more with the user's name *above* the comment. 

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:56 PM (x3HuE)

201
193 I'm not one to complain very much about minor things, but I have a terrible time keeping up with who is posting and writing and responding/quoting under this new format.

#189 looks so weird to me, for example.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (x3HuE)


189 DOES look weird because I think weasel did not include any text. The giveaway is the comment number. That is why I am trying to remember the quote tags. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:56 PM (lmikk)

202 Ode to Joy vid was a joy to watch.  (is that from Ace's girlfriend?) 

It also reminded me of my 5th grade experience trying to play the French horn. Its a really difficult instrument.  

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 08:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

203 It's nice Sundowner gave some commission something that's a Constitutional issue the rights to make opinions on it.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 08:56 PM (Cxk7w)

204 Donks also understand how negotiation works.  You don't start with exactly what you want and expect the other guy to immediately agree in the spirit of collegial friendship (the GOPe way), you start with the moon and stars and expect the other guy to bid you down to what you want.  Being a real estate guy famous for dubious dealmaking, Donald Trump understands this concept well which is part of why they hate him so much.

Posted by: CppThis at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (zcf1k)

205 Hello sports fans!! The comments are flying back and fort and confusion reigns!! Duke Lowell said Hi to Weasel and Weasel responded by saying Howdy. It's cray-cray!!

Stay tuned!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (jvt6t)

206 President Biden created a bipartisan commission Friday

Who is the Republican? Bill Weld?  Or Olympia Snowe?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

207 Oh, wait, he did include text. I thought that was the end of Dukes sig line. 
SEE!!!?! 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (lmikk)

208 Are sparrows desirable?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (2jP82)

209 That is why I am trying to remember the quote tags. 

---

Please help a brother out, yo.

Is it a [ q ] and [ / q ] without the spaces?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (x3HuE)

210 The 'compound' the BLM person bought does not look that nice. The house interior... I like the ceilings.   Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 08:54 PM (lmikk)

Still, given the area, I think it's worth way more than $1.4 million. I suspect it will become a drug shipment hub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (mzC78)

211
Sup, y'all? Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:47 PM


Hangin' low and ready to go. You are prepared with you-know-what for the Sunday-evening-Thread, oui?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (DMUuz)

212 In #189 I wrote "Howdy, Duke!" but I'm not sure why it's small and doesn't stand out.  Probably because I'm weird!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (MVjcR)

213
197 Well Sundowner said the border was Kameltoe's baby now but she just cackled about it and goes no where near it
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 08:55 PM (Cxk7w)


She took it.
She took it and ran with it
but
she ran the other way.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM (lJMoP)

214 What's that song that mentions the sparrow and goes doo-doo doo-doodoo, doo!doo!?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM (2jP82)

215 It makes me feel a bit better seeing that a cob is having the same formatting issues as I am.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM (kTF2Z)

216 spell out quote
[ quote ] yaddayadda [ /quote ]

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM (yQpMk)

217
Stay tuned!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (jvt6t)

*sports announcer voice* Bottom of the Ninth- score is tied. And the Moron Manager is going to pull ace- he's done some good work, but he's done for today. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:00 PM (lmikk)

218
Is it a [ q ] and [ / q ] without the spaces? Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (x3HuE)

I think you have to actually type out "quote" but I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 09:00 PM (vVm4c)

219
Hangin' low and ready to go. You are prepared with you-know-what for the Sunday-evening-Thread, oui? 

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (DMUuz)

Working on it.  I'll have something in there one way or another!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:00 PM (MVjcR)

220 204Donks also understand how negotiation works. You don't start with exactly what you want and expect the other guy to immediately agree in the spirit of collegial friendship (the GOPe way), you start with the moon and stars and expect the other guy to bid you down to what you want. Being a real estate guy famous for dubious dealmaking, Donald Trump understands this concept well which is part of why they hate him so much.

Posted by:CppThisat April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (zcf1k)

Sniker. Yeah, we totally have no idea how it works, and get snookered every time, and it isn't a show we put on to fool you marks. 

Maybe if you donate today we can take a class on negotiating? Funds are matched at 23.72%, today only!

Posted by: GoPe at April 09, 2021 09:00 PM (Ojki1)

221
I may be in the minority here but I really hate this format.  Gives me a headache.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (cF8AT)

222 Is it a [ q ] and [ / q ] without the spaces?

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Requires  [ quote ]  [ /quote ] w/o spaces.

Posted by: AntiFa at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (WZ5i4)

223 [q]Is it a [ q ] and [ / q ] without the spaces?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (x3HuE)

[/q]
Let's see if that works. I have been typing out the whole word 'quote', perhaps like a moron...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)

224 ["] test[/"]

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (Q9SFr)

225 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2021 08:58 PM (DMUuz) --- Working on it.  I'll have something in there, one way or another.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (MVjcR)

226
spell out quote
[ quote ] yaddayadda [ /quote ]

Ok, got it. How do you spell quote? 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (Rvt88)

227 Hilarious Babylon Bee video: Elmo teaches kids new words with the letter "X", like "Latinx".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeHT7FTicr4

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2021 09:02 PM (6XLoz)

228
What's that song that mentions the sparrow and goes doo-doo doo-doodoo, doo!doo!?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Rockin' Robin at April 09, 2021 09:02 PM (DMUuz)

229 Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 09, 2021 09:00 PM (lmikk)
That's some fair dinkum, but what the f*ck is this? With ace pulled, the backbenchers will have to stampede the feed lot.
It's mayhem and quotes going the way of Vegamite......

Posted by: Ozzy Man at April 09, 2021 09:02 PM (jvt6t)

230 Weasel! No el farmo this weekend?

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2021 09:02 PM (wyw4S)

231 how do you indent paragraphs ?

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (Q9SFr)

232 Nope. Have to type out the word quote, but exactly like you said Robbie. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (lmikk)

233
What's that song that mentions the sparrow and goes doo-doo doo-doodoo, doo!doo!? Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 08:59 PM (2jP82)


I'm not playing this game again. I totally screwed it up yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (vVm4c)

234
  ["] test[/"] 


that would be too logical

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

235 Weasel, if your browser permits it, copy the post that you wish to respond to, right-click on the new comment box, and select: "paste without formatting". Then hit return 3 times, and begin typing your response.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (mzC78)

236 The FIB already bugged the BLM lady’s new crib.  They need more assets. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (eyQ8s)

237 President Biden created a bipartisan commission Friday 

Who is the Republican? Bill Weld?  Or Olympia Snowe?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

Maybe Murkowski.  Or Romney


Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

238
Swallow, Barn swallow. Not a damn sparrow. Damn.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (lJMoP)

239
I may be in the minority here but I really hate this format.  Gives me a headache.

Posted by: Tami 

Pixy is doing the best that can be done under the circumstances.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (WZ5i4)

240

Requires [ quote ] [ /quote ] w/o spaces.

Posted by: AntiFa at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (WZ5i4)


---

Thanks.

I can only imagine how badly I can damage the HQ with an open quote tag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (x3HuE)

241 I could have sworn there were stories out there saying Kamala told Joe she wasn't going to take charge of the border issue weeks ago. Then they all disappeared.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (4thlk)

242 Alls I know is that Rockin' Robin goes tweet tweet tweet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 09:04 PM (yQpMk)

243 Squirrels are cat food.
Get an outdoor cat. 
At the least they'll slow them down a bit.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 09:05 PM (LS3oW)

244 Rappadummy almost singlehandedly destroyed Season 5 of Justified by not being able to act and having a shitty accent. The season survived in spite of him because it ended up being a story about his sister, and a good one at that.


I just wish she had been in the story more, and it has nothing to do with her sumptuous red locks or that little leather skirt they put her in. Nothing at all. What were we talking about again?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

245

how do you indent paragraphs ?
Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (Q9SFr)

Civilized people don't indent paragraphs. 

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 09:05 PM (mht8P)

246
Ok, got it. How do you spell quote? 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:01 PM (Rvt8


*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:05 PM (lmikk)

247

Pixy is doing the best that can be done under the circumstances.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (WZ5i4)


Oh I know he is...and it can't be helped.  I'm just bitchin' a little.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

248 I can't help myself, gotta try this:
quote

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (bk3Sg)

249 I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lgiXo)

250
["] test[/"]

that would be too logical


---

Now that is a smart fellow right there.  Dang.  I hope to one day see that sort of stuff, too.  Seems like it would make life easier to be more on the clever side and less on the dumbass side.

I hope to try it for a while at some point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (x3HuE)

251 Oregon Leftist-Fascists Are Currently Debating The Tree In Their Seal Because It Might Remind People Of Lynching

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 07:28 PM (2jP82)



So "Save the Trees" is racist now? Beautiful. Let's do this.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (uEbPt)

252 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (mzC7 ----- Thanks AOP.  Unfortunately I'm usually doing this on my phone or iPad.  Change is bad.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (MVjcR)

253 It, uh, weather. yeah, global warming in VA prevents all AV activity.
sadz

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lJMoP)

254
I just wish she had been in the story more, and it has nothing to do with her sumptuous red locks or that little leather skirt they put her in. Nothing at all. What were we talking about again?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:05 PM (uEbPt)


Fair point- but even she could not keep me going back. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lmikk)

255
How do you spell quote? 

Kwot. I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 09:07 PM (mht8P)

256
I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer.


Around these parts son, that is a requirement. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:07 PM (Rvt88)

257 Fair point- but even she could not keep me going back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lmikk)



Oh. If you missed Season 6 you missed something amazing. The show turned itself around and put together one of the best endings in TV history.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (uEbPt)

258 249I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer.

Posted by:Northernlurker, now with more lurk than everat April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lgiXo)


One of us! One of us!

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (Ojki1)

259 Hmm. Now I'm wondering about nested quotes: 
quote

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (bk3Sg)

260
I'm gonna try this fancy formatting thing
Did it work?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (kTF2Z)

261 I'm pretty old-fashioned I guess.  I seem to like indenting paragraphs and find it's easier to read them.

     But in an era when punctuation is racist, one has to assume things like that are verboten.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (x3HuE)

262
235 Weasel, if your browser permits it, copy the post that you wish to respond to, right-click on the new comment box, and select: "paste without formatting". Then hit return 3 times, and begin typing your response.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:03 PM (mzC7

Why did that sound like an incantation?

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

263
249 I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lgiXo)


Intelligent? When did this happen?! Why don't you guys ever tell me nuthin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (lmikk)

264 (quote) Trust The Plan (quote)
[two weeks]

Posted by: Jak SucioQ at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (jvt6t)

265
I'm not playing this game again. I totally screwed it up yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61

You're a Savant, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (2jP82)

266 I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer. Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lgiXo)

Did you ever get your car started?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (mzC78)

267 Well, look at me getting this sorcery.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (kTF2Z)

268 JMO but some light grey boxes would cover a multitude of sins.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (uEbPt)

269 The downside to term limits is that these 9 assholes have too much power to sell. They will have a bidding process for all their rulings, payable once their term is up. 
I prefer constraining the age span. Make them at least 50, and no more than 75. That would give them 25 years max. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (Bz4pH)

270 Is season 5 the one where Dewey thought his kidneys had been stolen?  Because that was classic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

271 249I'm finally in a place where I can comment and I have nothing intelligent to offer.

Posted by:Northernlurker, now with more lurk than everat April 09, 2021 09:06 PM (lgiXo)


My G-d....it's full of comments.....

Posted by: That Guy in 2001 A Space Odyssey at April 09, 2021 09:10 PM (jvt6t)

272 A note on feral cats... if you feed them... perhaps just a bit, they'll eventually go for the "soft kills."  Mice, moles, etc. and leave the harder prey, like birds alone.
We have 4 "working cats."  They're mostly outside, but sometimes will come inside.  They're not feral, but not tame either.  They love to bring us their "kills" as a show of affection.  Mice, moles and bugs... mostly.
There are plenty of birds and other mammals that they could go after, but it's just not worth their while.  So, win-win.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 09:10 PM (3H9h1)

273 Why did that sound like an incantation?
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

(sings) Some incanted evening...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (mzC78)

274

Why did that sound like an incantation?

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)


Do that in front of a mirror, in the dark, and lighting will strike and you will see chemjeff with a burnt porterhouse in his hands. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (lmikk)

275 273Why did that sound like an incantation?
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

(sings) Some incanted evening...

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (mzC7


That's radiant. 

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (Ojki1)

276 I'm off to watch Justified.  It sounds interesting. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 Did you ever get your car started?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (mzC7

Yes I did. Thanks for asking. I think something is draining the battery and that something might be my dash cam. So I turn it off when I park in the garage. Obviously it doesn't need to be on in the garage and I go for a daily highway drive. That seems to be keeping the battery charged.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (lgiXo)

278 I may be in the minority here but I really hate this format. Gives me a headache.

Posted by:Tami


Ditto

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (E0OEG)

279
Eye of newt
Hit return 3 times
Toe of frog
Rind of green orange
Tail of ampersand
Cloud of halon

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (uEbPt)

280      (sings) Some incanted evening...


I thought it was 'some decanted evening. . . ' 

Why yes, I've been drinking. Why do you ask? 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Rvt88)

281 Posted by:Beteat April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (Ojki1)

The comments so bright I gotta wear shades........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (jvt6t)

282
Do that in front of a mirror, in the dark, and lighting will strike and you will see chemjeff with a burnt porterhouse in his hands.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (lmikk)

You'll recognize him by the Applebee's bib.

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Ojki1)

283 And each one teach a class in a law school. Lectures on some law topic for some period (say 8 weeks spread over the year.) Make it publicly broadcast, for an hour with 1/2 hour of questions. Required by law to prove (a) alive, and (b) competent.

And make them pull the fucking weeds around the building and shovel the snow as required. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Bz4pH)

284 (sings) Some incanted evening...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:11 PM (mzC7

There will come a RANNNGERRRRRRRR

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (oHd/0)

285 Well goodnight my grey box friends Have a good evening, will be back on ONT

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Cxk7w)

286 Evenin' Horde. I'm just surprised Twitter hasn't slapped a warning on the Ode to Joy flashmob video saying it was filmed prior to COVID and ZOMG WEAR YOUR MASK!
All cynicism aside, yeah, I cried. The little kid who climbed onto the lamppost was the best!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2021 09:13 PM (kTRt4)

287
Pixie just slipped a cog.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (lJMoP)

288 There are plenty of birds and other mammals that they could go after, but it's just not worth their while.  So, win-win. Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 09:10 PM (3H9h1)

I saw a roadrunner yesterday, strutting around with a wriggling lizard clamped in its beak. Then it flew from the wall down onto the ground, and body-slammed the lizard a few times on the dirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (mzC78)

289 Now that I've learned how to correctly format a comment, the regular blog should be back momentarily.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (kTF2Z)

290 Google says tattletales is open until 3

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

291 I'm off to watch Justified. It sounds interesting.

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd)



Oh are you ever in for a treat!!!!


It's great start to finish but it takes about 7 episodes to get a flow. The first half of the first season are mere cases of the week, then it gets to the larger story, which is something of a continuation of the pilot.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (uEbPt)

292 XANAX!

Posted by: Elmo at April 09, 2021 09:15 PM (eyQ8s)

293 Do you know how you know the Sign Language thing the Democrats like to do for their fake press conferences is total stupid bullshit?
Because not even the Fake News will bother to hire their own Sign Language people to accompany their fake news broadcasts. Oh they'll say but we have Closed Captioning. Sofuckingwhat. It's not the same thing. 

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 09:16 PM (2jP82)

294 I'm tired of whiney bitches.   One in the pump house, One in the junction box. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)

295 Is season 5 the one where Dewey thought his kidneys had been stolen? Because that was classic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 09:09 PM (yQpMk)


Season 3. Yes it was.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2021 09:16 PM (uEbPt)

296
I saw a roadrunner yesterday, strutting around with a wriggling lizard clamped in its beak. Then it flew from the wall down onto the ground, and body-slammed the lizard a few times on the dirt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (mzC7


Heh. I think my sister was pretty traumatized by roadrunners and their behavior when she first moved to AZ.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 09:16 PM (vVm4c)

297 I have been decanting beers. Put together a CPU dolly and trying to figure out what colors to paint the bathrooms.  BOGO sale on paint in two weeks.

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2021 09:16 PM (E0OEG)

298 I saw a roadrunner yesterday, strutting around with a wriggling lizard clamped in its beak. Then it flew from the wall down onto the ground, and body-slammed the lizard a few times on the dirt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:14 PM (mzC7

I take it you're not in Alberta.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:17 PM (lgiXo)

299 I love the Ode to Joy flash mob as well. Do notice, however, that the little girl who starts it all disappears at the end.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:17 PM (kTF2Z)

300 292XANAX!

Posted by:Elmoat April 09, 2021 09:15 PM (eyQ8s)

Oh, this topzzzz

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:17 PM (Ojki1)

301 I think I was wrong
I think you were right
That all my angry words
Will keep me up at night
And through the old screen door
I still hear you say
Oh, Honey won't you stop
Treating me that way

If you could only see
What love has made of me
Then I'd no longer be in your mind
The difficult kind
Cause babe I've changed

Posted by: Harry The Prince of Fools at April 09, 2021 09:17 PM (jvt6t)

302 Yes I did. Thanks for asking. I think something is draining the battery and that something might be my dash cam. So I turn it off when I park in the garage. Obviously it doesn't need to be on in the garage and I go for a daily highway drive. That seems to be keeping the battery charged. Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:12 PM (lgiXo)

Glad to hear you found the problem. There's probably a limited market for 12-hour night vision vids of your garage wall, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC78)

303
Put together a CPU dolly and trying to figure out what colors to paint the bathrooms. BOGO sale on paint in two weeks.
Posted by: Infidel


---

Sherwin Williams' "french gray"

Trust me.  It's a great go-to color for maybe all interior surfaces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:19 PM (x3HuE)

304 Yeahhhh. ONT coming up....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 09, 2021 09:19 PM (HC+O2)

305  
I think my sister was pretty traumatized by roadrunners and their behavior when she first moved to AZ.

Posted by: Jordan61

They are scheming little bastids.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 09, 2021 09:20 PM (bPH26)

306 A couple weeks ago one of our working cats brought up a baby mouse.  Deposited in their food bowl... while there was still food in it.
Interesting behavior.  Like... here, I went to the store for you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 09, 2021 09:20 PM (3H9h1)

307 Glad to hear you found the problem. There's probably a limited market for 12-hour night vision vids of your garage wall, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC7

True that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:20 PM (lgiXo)

308 Tomorrow I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:21 PM (MVjcR)

309 I take it you're not in Alberta.
Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:17 PM (lgiXo)

No. Still in the land of sunshine, and no masks (except on the sheeple). Headed out to the Handlebar Pub in a few minutes, for ribs and beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 09:22 PM (mzC78)

310 308Tomorrow I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop drinking........

Posted by: McCloskey - Airline Operations at April 09, 2021 09:23 PM (jvt6t)

311 Tomorrow, I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:23 PM (MVjcR)

312
Tomorrow I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now. Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:21 PM (MVjcR)
Let us know how it goes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:23 PM (kTF2Z)

313 Damnit!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:24 PM (MVjcR)

314 And for figuring that out, I think I deserve a drink. Or several.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)

315 308Tomorrow I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Posted by:Weaselat April 09, 2021 09:21 PM (MVjcR)

311Tomorrow, I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Posted by:Weaselat April 09, 2021 09:23 PM (MVjcR)


Rule #1. only press "Post" once

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 09:25 PM (Bz4pH)

316 I wish the blog would go back to narrow margins and new times roman.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 09, 2021 09:25 PM (ybIRR)

317 Have a 400 mile ride on the scoot in the morning, so I'm turning in. You kidz play nice and I'll see ya when I see ya.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2021 09:25 PM (jvt6t)

318 Glad to hear you found the problem. There's probably a limited market for 12-hour night vision vids of your garage wall, too.

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC7

The important question is how much that market is willing to pay for the vids.

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)

319
Damnit!! Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:24 PM (MVjcR)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (vVm4c)

320
Tomorrow I am devoting a significant part of 15 minutes in figuring out how the blog works now.

Posted by:Weasel

I know that at the precise moment I get it figured out, Ye Olde Tyme Blogge will reappear...

GREEN! *drinks*

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (kTRt4)

321 This dog looks really happy:
https://tinyurl.com/yk64by6b

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (lmikk)

322 This is just too much pressure!  Plus, the kitteh is trying to perch on my chest and one arm so I'm typing with one finger instead of two.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (MVjcR)

323 I'm a Roadrunner, baby.

Junior Walker and the All Stars with the Funk Brothers.
https://youtu.be/da_DXvmjSaw

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:28 PM (HaL55)

324

I know that at the precise moment I get it figured out, Ye Olde Tyme Blogge will reappear...

GREEN! *drinks*

Posted by:screaming in digitalat April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (kTRt4)

Then might I encourage you to get on that? For the good of the blog?

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)

325 Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers' Roadrunner is the best Roadrunner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2021 09:29 PM (x3HuE)

326
This is just too much pressure!  Plus, the kitteh is trying to perch on my chest and one arm so I'm typing with one finger instead of two. Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:27 PM (MVjcR)

In that case, you're doing remarkably well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 09:30 PM (vVm4c)

327
GREEN! *drinks*


Uh oh...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:30 PM (HaL55)

328
318 Glad to hear you found the problem. There's probably a limited market for 12-hour night vision vids of your garage wall, too.

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 09, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC7

The important question is how much that market is willing to pay for the vids.

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 09:26 PM (Ojki1)


Oh yeah... Oh, yeah... look at the size of that coiled garden hose! You gonna hose me down, baby?

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 09, 2021 09:30 PM (lmikk)

329 I think this might be Quarantine Cafe suitable.
https://youtu.be/rbE53XUtVw0

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 09, 2021 09:32 PM (lgiXo)

330 Hadrian,
Congratulations on Delilah's achievements.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (7EjX1)

331 119 Is that groundhog guy's middle name Chamberlain?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 09, 2021 08:20 PM

Hi IMG, how was your trip to Wilmington?

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (c13ms)

332 Thank you Jordan61!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (MVjcR)

333 No Pablo Picasso, but Modern Lovers Roadrunner is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

334 Can someone put the AOSHQ back the way it was?

Posted by: steve at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (TTy55)

335 So the king of trash talk is a whining, crying baby who wets his pants when someone trash talks to him.  PRICELESS.  

Posted by: wareagle82 at April 09, 2021 09:34 PM (+Kpte)

336 Where I took out the kitchen cabinet there is a 1/2x6 board nailed to the wall. The problem is that it continues under and supports the remaining cabinet.
Decided that the electric chain saw will be the best way to cut it free.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 09:36 PM (lJMoP)

337 Two black women attack a ginger woman USPS worker:

A postal worker in Michigan was viciously attacked by two enraged women -- as an onlooker accused them of trying to steal stimulus checks in the mail carrier’s van, video shows.


The footage of Thursday’s attack at River Village Apartments in Flint shows two women repeatedly hitting and punching a US Postal Service worker while she is on the ground.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 09:36 PM (1yPl/)

338 MR, love Modern Lovers

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2021 09:36 PM (PUmDY)

339 In ten days I'm driving from Houston to Cocoa Beach, FL, to see the Crewed SpaceX launch to the ISS on the 22nd.


Asking for recommendations for restaurants and truck stops with decent restrooms (Buccee's class, I wish)  and anything else you recommend stopping for in the panhandle and central FL.  Will I see any of the Sheetz and WaWa things I  read about on AoSHQ?


Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

340 So to sum up my SC reform ideas:

1. Must be between 50 and 75 years of age. (maybe 55-75)
2. Federal crime to cover up for incapacity for SC justices, (as well as pres, senators, and reps.)
3. Make them give 8 LS lectures a year, publicly broadcast on legal subject. 1 hr. 1/2 hr for questions. 
4. They spend weekends pulling the weeds and shoveling snow outside the SC building. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 09:37 PM (Bz4pH)

341
334 Can someone put the AOSHQ back the way it was?
Posted by: steve at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (TTy55)


You can never go back

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 09:38 PM (lJMoP)

342
Then might I encourage you to get on that? For the good of the blog? Posted by: Bete

OK. So I've got the quote thing down pretty good, let's try a link. 

Here's Oil Rig Guy for me and any other 'ettes who need to cleanse the Hunter Biden images from our heads.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 09, 2021 09:39 PM (kTRt4)

343 @332 Weasel-Did you get your Rex Ambassador?

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 09:39 PM (0jZnq)

344 Can someone put the AOSHQ back the way it was?
They're working on it.  I hate it too but at least we have a place to hang out.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:39 PM (nxdel)

345 Weasel!  I canceled my membership at the local range.  Sad to do so but they never have any ammo and I'm paying $30 a month to shoot there.  If they don't have ammo, I'm wasting my money.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)

346
Asking for recommendations for restaurants and truck stops with decent restrooms (Buccee's class, I wish) 


There are Buc-ee's on I10 in Robertsdale, AL, one in Daytona Beach and one in Saint Augustine. 

Accept no substitutes!! 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:42 PM (Rvt88)

347 341 334 Can someone put the AOSHQ back the way it was?
Posted by: steve at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (TTy55)

You can never go back

Posted by:Braenyardat April 09, 2021 09:38 PM (lJMoP)


LIES!

Posted by: Dead Head Stickers on Cadillacs at April 09, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)

348 Test

Well, shoot. The color of a green orange should be "bleen"

Greetings from the lovely mountains of AZ.

Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 09:44 PM (1/wzH)

349

Can someone put the AOSHQ back the way it was
Posted by: steve at April 09, 2021 09:33 PM (TTy55)

You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 09:45 PM (mht8P)

350
If they don't have ammo, I'm wasting my money. Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)
Don't blame you. If I had a membership to Costco and they never had any food...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

351 You'll get nothing and like it! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 09:45 PM (mht8P)


Which leaves nothing.

Posted by: Blake at April 09, 2021 09:46 PM (1/wzH)

352 {{{jewells45}}}
Sorry I missed singing to you on your birthday.  But my loss is your present.  

Hope it was a happy one, and you two turtledoves had a great time.  

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2021 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

353 There are WaWa's all over the place near the House of the Giant Rat. They're known for having fairly decent food.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 09, 2021 09:47 PM (HaL55)

354 Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 09:39 PM (0jZnq)
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I did!  Very nice!  I also like the Rockwell 6

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:47 PM (MVjcR)

355 Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)
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That's a shame but I can understand your reasoning.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:48 PM (MVjcR)

356 Salty!  Yes, it was a very nice day.  I feel so very old today though. I hurt everywhere

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:49 PM (nxdel)

357
There are WaWa's all over the place near the House of the Giant Rat. They're known for having fairly decent food.


Believe it or not, the roller dogs are not that bad. Honest. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 09:49 PM (Rvt88)

358 I can still go to that range, I just don't have a membership.  No big loss really.  They haven't had any 380 ammo in weeks.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:50 PM (nxdel)

359 Gref - do you have a place staked out to watch the launch?  If not, send me an email and I can give you a recommendation or two.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:50 PM (MVjcR)

360 356  jewells45
Pshaw.  I have a double-breasted suit coat  from my Dad that is older that you. 

Anyway, you are young at heart, and that is what counts.   Hope you hurt less.  

And don't go all crazed teenager all at once.  Leave something in reserve

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2021 09:53 PM (u82oZ)

361 @354 Weasel-Lol, I have the Rockwell 6 too. Though I've settled on the Occam OREN, the Rex is really a nice piece. Just wish they offered it in an open comb.

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 09:54 PM (0jZnq)

362 The Buc-ees in Gonzalez, TX is like a fucking SuperWalmart. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 09, 2021 09:55 PM (eyQ8s)

363 359 Gref - do you have a place staked out to watch the launch? If not, send me an email and I can give you a recommendation or two. Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:50 PM (MVjcR) I bought a ticket for the viewing site at the KSC Visitor Center. About 7 miles from the pad. Please give me any recommendations you have. I worked for NASA until 2 years ago - it's very inconvenient no longer having that NASA badge for KSC VAB area access.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 09:56 PM (AMIL/)

364 Thanks Salty.. just a bad day with the arthritis.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)

365 Evening.
You know what would solve the groundhog problem?
Crossbow.

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2021 09:57 PM (9E4qA)

366 Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 09:54 PM (0jZnq)
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Really like both.  They require a slightly different technique than multi-blades and I'm still getting the hang of it.  Haven't lost any blood yet!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 09:57 PM (MVjcR)

367 Ground Hogs are good for target practice. If you're growing a garden for your food, they cannot live. That goes for Opossums also. Got to go.

Posted by: SimpleLiving at April 09, 2021 09:58 PM (afUpH)

368 ONT is nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 10:00 PM (kTF2Z)

369 Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 09:56 PM (AMIL/)
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The place I'm thinking is across the river from the pad at a GREAT Mexican restaurant. Watched a bunch of shuttle launches from there.  I'd need to look at a map to find it though.  Sounds like you will be on the base so you're good.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 10:01 PM (MVjcR)

370 Gref,

Best views are from US1 in Titusville, just south of the RT 50 intersection. Pull off the road around the old marina. Don't worry about the cops and where you park.

Things get really crazy traffic wise when there a big launch so leave early and watch out for pedestrians.
There is some really nasty construction going on on the Bee Line just west of US1, so O would recommend using RT 3 north on Merritt Island and then go west on 405


Great chicken wing place just north of there, Dogs are US. Also you must eat at Dixie Crossroads. 

Posted by: pawn at April 09, 2021 10:55 PM (Cfk8j)

371 Rappaport was in "Sully" as the asshoe bartender who invented the "Sully": a shot of vodka and a splash of water - nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:12 PM (qhnoT)

372 The kitten is tougher, and quite obviously smarter, than Rapaport.
I note this because I don’t like seeing voiceless animals being slandered with unfair and inaccurate comparisons as was done to the kitten in this blog post.

Posted by: Bronx Native at April 10, 2021 08:09 PM (zz/dg)

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