April 07, 2021

Comment Thread
— Ace

I don't know why but some threads just glitch out and refuse comments.

Posted by: Ace at 01:55 PM | Comments (390)
Post contains 15 words, total size 1 kb.

1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Boo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (rdbLX)

3 Hello??

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (mZUr4)

4 Will it work?

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (ONvIw)

5 Hola 

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (slZUE)

6 It's ok, boss. We will get there. 

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (HE/Rc)

7 Ah, there we go. I was seeing all the comments from yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Ez6QX)

8 Dis shit cray.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

9 THE ORANGE IS FUCKING GREEN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (8YFRI)

10 So, the FBI has a terror list that isn't all Republicans and Christians?  I'm sure they'll fix that right away.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (E+OcO)

11 test

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (gx6NG)

12 Sometimes you are blog. Sometimes you are potato

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (rdbLX)

13 We understand Ace. The site isn't *quite* what you are used to and expect!
When I couldn't get to the site when it was down I was in serious withdrawals.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (gtatv)

14 Here is it.

Posted by: Glitchout gp at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (qpX6U)

15 Sponge by a nose AGAIN!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (mZUr4)

16 FYI, if there is anyone here who wants to post a comment but can't figure out the CAPTHA riddle, hold up your screen to a mirror to reveal the answer:

green

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (700n7)

17 oh, it's alive ... willowed
Bannon's war room does a brief tribute to Bobby Schilling (only 57), some of his family is involved in their show. ... Schilling knocked out Phil Hare in 2010 ... Hare famously said "I don't really care about the constitution on this" (about health care I think). ... He said that in Quincy, which was switched out of that district the next year, too conservative. ...
Ace's friend (and Breitbart guy) Mike Flynn ran for the seat but LaHood had his daddy's legacy, and took the money from Boehner (and Flynn was living in DC I think). ... There was a big tea party event, I think in 2010, with Breitbart, Dana Loesch was there ... But Flynn, Breitbart, now Schilling challenged the DeepState boyz, all met an early demise. ... Supposedly they all had "conditions", but I wonder if DeepState has a cancer gun, as well as their "heart attack gun". ... We seem to lose too many too early. (including Rush).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (Cus5s)

18 We will not be deterred in our striving to say FIRST.
Does the server have COVIDS1984?

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (MkuC5)

19 8 Dis shit cray.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Rule # 1 applies. no fornicate cray cray.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Blackout Bif! at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (VcFUs)

20 ACE, I just put up 19 (maybe 20) comments with no competition on your sick fox post. This has to be an absolute all time record. Do I get a prize?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (/uaBM)

21 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) has an excellent theory on the commenting issue at 425 in the previous thread, ace. Copied below:
Pixy, here's another for the pile. It looks like sometimes the main page will link to the article via "ace.mu.nu/article-headline" and sometimes via "ace.mu.nu/{number}"


When it uses the headline approach, we run into a collision with another default behavior (apparently, based on some quick testing) where a non-existent URL doesn't return a 404 but instead just goes to the main page. This is easy to demonstrate, just go to "ace.mu.nu/{random crap}" and it will land you on the front page.

Clicking the "Comments" button when the "article headline" approach is used does exactly this, because that page apparently doesn't exist. If you go through and fix capitalization, though, you can get to the page and see the comment box. I did this and posted a comment, but after the refresh the URL reverted to all lower case and I return to the main page. If I return to the capitalized URL, my comment does not appear. It shows one comment on the main page, but it doesn't render.

I am *guessing* that this is related to the fact that my comment took and is in the database but it is associated to the all-lowercase URL instead of the capitalized URL, which is where the content actually resides in a navigable way.

You can see this for yourself. Here is a link that will take you to the post and give you a comment box that works, but your comments never show up while the comment counter on the main page continues to increment:
https://is.gd/i8lie0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

22
Sponge by a nose AGAIN!

Posted by oofat April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (mZUr4)


Full disclosure, the thread I commented on had plenty of comments.  Then this one magically appeared and I commented again.


And boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

23 De-lurks, looks around.   What fresh hell is this? 

Posted by: DPR VIII at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (7Ol+s)

24 In Russia, blog comments disappear YOU!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (8YFRI)

25 I read the content.  Of the last post.  For real.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (KnJdm)

26 Seizing will be enhanced by pouncing and milking.  It's an action verb kind of day.

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (v16oJ)

27 Does it count as "first!" any more when you're ..... "first!".  Not that I care, and it's pretty silly.

So, trying to comment on Yemeni/border story.

"OTM" - Other Than Mexican - has long been a category, and one that included possibly special interest individuals.  Of course with the collapse of US immigration law and rule of law during Obama, incompletely solved by Trump, the term has sort of lost its meaning, as hundreds of thousands of OTM from Central America and elsewhere have mobbed the border.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (OTzUX)

28 I got glitched like a bitch.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (S4jmh)

29 I know have a conf call with an idiot. Prayers requested.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (MkuC5)

30 ***insert the charlie steiner / espn "follow me to freedom gif"***
Made it though the barbed wire and burned out server farm compound.

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (BgMrQ)

31 [quoteI don't know why but some threads just glitch out and refuse comments.[/quote]  
 
Write more complimentary posts and your problems wil disappear

Posted by: Chyna Joe Biden, senstive to cultural differnces at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (KGK6U)

32 Waiter? I'll have something that wouldn't make a lick of damn sense in January of 2020, please.
THE ORANGE IS FUCKING GREEN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (8YFRI)

Oh, that'll do nicely, thank you. Keep it coming.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (t+qrx)

33 Just think how much groovy HTML skilz the peeps are being learned at.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (3H9h1)

34 So, back when there was a big influx of unaccompanied minors back in the JEF's administration, I worked at a vet clinic in Texas where the Border Patrol dogs were seen for their checkups. The Border Patrol agents told me they were catching maybe 10-20% of them.
So. How many terrorists have SUCCESSFULLY gotten in?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

35 accentuate the positive Ace, you have not banned yourself.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (Lzpvj)

36 This shitshow is God's way of telling ace to stop using blog software that was built around the same time Moses led the Hebrews out of Egypt.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (8YFRI)

37 Ah, bummer. I failed at my root cause analysis based on wild leaping to conclusions based on inadequate data. This one is also all lower case, yet it works. I wonder if it might be length or punctuation related. I'll mail Pixy and least give him or her more information based on this thread.

Oh well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (Jsjd7)

38 Of course, only you and I even KNOW about the sick fox post. When is it scheduled to run? And when it does, will all my comments be there? I will be truly disappointed if they go poof.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (/uaBM)

39 34 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Terrorist attacks are one of the little blessings of liberty I love....
your freedom I do not love so much.
Fwench, Davey Fwench

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Lzpvj)

40 Ace seems so calm. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (+Ae4g)

41 "Pixy, here's another for the pile ..."
Fine bit of troubleshooting there, props!

Posted by: Glitchin Out With gp at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (qpX6U)

42

Ha!

Looks like I picked a good time to go poopoo.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (axyOa)

43 Hofts have a story about Catholic Charities providing migrants with 1200.00 and fare to whichever American city they want. Our tax dollars at work. No wonder Obama was so eager to put charities under government grants. Not for profits are as corrupt as hell. They need to be arrested for aiding illegal immigration, but the law is dead.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

44
This has to be an absolute all time record. Do I get a prize?

Posted by:Ruthlessat April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (/uaBM)


You'll get NOTHING and LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Full disclosure, the thread I commented on had plenty of comments.  Then this one magically appeared and I commented again.


And boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)



You don't ADMIT the cheat. Did the Democrats teach you nothing??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (rdbLX)

46 Joe Mannix found out why Ace.

You have to watch the capitalization of your links. It is case sensitive. It will 404 us back because the case is off. But if I use the same case as in your title it works.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (7dN4m)

47 I was first, second ... nineteenth and put in number 20 when the post disappeared. I was about to start writing a short novel there. A blank slate.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (/uaBM)

48
In Russia, blog comments disappear YOU!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (8YFRI)


A blog comment once bit my sister.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

49 Not first. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

50 Orange.  No, green!

Aaaaaaahhhh!

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:03 PM (KnJdm)

51 You gotta admit, it's kind of fun reliving the 90's broken chat room thing.
We just need a black star-field background, green and yellow Comic Sans text, and dancing hampsters. Dozens and dozens of dancing hampsters. And just the one dancing baby.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (46GDR)

52

Full disclosure, the thread I commented on had plenty of comments. Then this one magically appeared and I commented again.

And boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

==================

I'll take lucky over good any day!  

By the way -- did you ever check out those Foo Fighters songs???

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (mZUr4)

53

So. How many terrorists have SUCCESSFULLY gotten in?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (Ez6QX)

 

This.  500 Quatloos says the two at the border were a diversion.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (axyOa)

54 43Hofts have a story about Catholic Charities providing migrants with 1200.00 and fare to whichever American city they want. Our tax dollars at work. No wonder Obama was so eager to put charities under government grants. Not for profits are as corrupt as hell. They need to be arrested for aiding illegal immigration, but the law is dead.

Posted by:CNat April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (ONvIw)

==========
"You can go to evil red areas where they won't give you free shit, or you can go to California, Illinois, or New York where they will give you free health care."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

55 Listening to a talk on electrospray ionization for mass spec.  I can't stand it when people pronounce it cah-PILL-aree.  Damn Swiss.

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (v16oJ)

56
Don't know why..
We're on Dial Up.
Any vid or external linking blows a fuse.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (rV/29)

57 What color is an orange frog?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (/uaBM)

58 The astonishingly stupid and freakish Mike Hayden, at one time CIA Director, now has another "letter from a zillion former senior national security officials" - urging establishment of a "9/11-style commission" to investigate *JANUARY 6*!!!!!!

He was last seen comparing the US to Nazi Germany for ...... detaining people illegally entering its territory (and providing them medical and dental care, after some times rescuing them from the desert where they'd been abandoned by coyotes).  Not kidding.  Because all of us could see the parallels between routine border enforcement as done by all sovereign nations since nations existed, on their border, against uninvited/unapproved foreigners simply walking in - and Nazi Germany.

Or maybe this loathsome cretin Hayden has some secret knowledge of Nazi Germany that escaped all of us studying it for decades.

Or, not.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (OTzUX)

59 THE ORANGE IS FUCKING GREEN FOR FUCKS SAKE

Posted by:The Maskless Rangerat April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (8YFRI)


Great, now everyone knows. There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:05 PM (S4jmh)

60 But you are right Joe if I fixed the case of the previous URL I can go to that post.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:05 PM (7dN4m)

61 In Russia, blog comments disappear YOU!

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (8YFRI)



A blog comment once bit my sister.
4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

***

A blog comment once ate my homework.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:05 PM (axyOa)

62 I find pouncing to be twice as effective as seizing except on Sundays. 
 

Posted by: Justasheep at April 07, 2021 02:05 PM (L9Eia)

63 There are four lights!
and the Orange is still GREEN!

Posted by: Justasheep at April 07, 2021 02:06 PM (L9Eia)

64 "You can go to evil red areas where they won't give you free shit, or you can go to California, Illinois, or New York where they will give you free health care."

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)


Personally, I'd like to see them all go to Suffolk County, NY. My sister in law thinks this is great and fair, send them to her hood and put them in the guyland schools.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 02:06 PM (ONvIw)

65
55Listening to a talk on electrospray ionization for mass spec.  I can't stand it when people pronounce it cah-PILL-aree.  Damn Swiss.

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (v16oJ)


so the have the accent on the wrong syLAble?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:06 PM (S4jmh)

66 I ate an orange orange for lunch today and a ham and cheese sandwich.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 02:06 PM (xqRaG)

67

I'll take lucky over good any day!

By the way -- did you ever check out those Foo Fighters songs???

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (mZUr4)


No....    


Not as of yet.  But I DO have the titles written down for when I find a round tuit. 

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Damn sock.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

69  This shitshow is God's way of telling ace to stop using blog software that was built around the same time Moses led the Hebrews out of Egypt.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (8YFRI)


Yes, we must move forward..... to the time of Joshua!

Posted by: pookysgirl knows that Joshua Judges Ruth at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (XKZwp)

70
Ha!

Looks like I picked a good time to go poopoo.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (axyOa)


Well? We're waiting!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (KnJdm)

71 It's not easy being orange.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (/uaBM)

72 so the have the accent on the wrong syLAble?

CORRect.

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 02:07 PM (v16oJ)

73
  This shitshow is God's way of telling ace to stop using blog software that was built around the same time Moses led the Hebrews out of Egypt.

Posted by:The Maskless Rangerat April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (8YFRI)


There are actually 12 Commandments, but the Council of Nicea ultimately determined that two could be removed from the official record, since they were:


1.  First?  ~grammie winger

and also

12.  FIRST!  ~sponge

Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (5npD/)

74 Re the last subject, I don't know why people are stressed about military age Yemenis coming across the border. I mean Hacky Paski said it's extremely rare for terrorists to illegally cross the border, we just let them in like the 9/11 crew. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (xEIoY)

75 Just think how much groovy HTML skilz the peeps are being learned at.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (3H9h1)
=======================

Sung to the tune of Tom Petty - Learning to Fly...

We're learning to code!
And post cool things!
But I still can't change,
The font to WINGDINGS!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (mZUr4)

76

A blog comment once ate my homework.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:05 PM (axyOa)



...and peed on mine.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (S4jmh)

77 I just don't UNderstand. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (axyOa)

78 I'm no fool, no sirree Orange is green as you can see

Posted by: Yemni Cricket at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (Tnijr)

79 Colorado has most everyone voting by mail, so what is this "more restrictive" detail, exactly?  

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (KiBMU)

80 Stitch has a glitch!

Posted by: Lelo at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (n/szn)

81 And behold the hallucinogenic idiocy of calling for a "9/11 commission" about January 6.  

What was involved?  A few dozen people who did all the bad stuff.  Many of them known to law enforcement or to observers of recent political goings-on as professional s**t-stirrers.  Overwhelming an astonishingly incompetent Capitol Police operation, briefly.

Yeah, lots of ins/outs to study there, lots of complicated facts to get straight.

Is any real journalist documenting the political profiles (if any) of the people charged with any serious violations on Jan. 6?

Let's see them.  Let's see how many, if any, people with *any* history of Trump support are included.

DOJ (spit) has itself let it be known that there are 3 categories of people (duh, obvious from common sense and watching 2 minutes of video).  S**t-stirrers, a few caught up in the moment (stupid), and everybody else (these would be those staying behind velvet ropes and gawking at things in the Rotunda and various other notable places inside).
Category 1 is the only one of interest.  But yeah, we need a "commission" to analyze the actions of a few idiots.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (OTzUX)

82 As long as these suspected Yemeni terrorists weren't going to participate in an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, they can make themselves at home and get in on some government handouts.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (cwI4U)

83 So are the two Yemeni men being held without bail, or can you only do that to American's you think might have voted for Trump?

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Ojki1)

84 Can we talk about guns, boobs or beavers? We need to focus, people. This comment string needs to remember where it is, at Ace's place, where all we are supposed to talk about are guns, boobs and beavers. And weasels. Or otters, which is a type of weasel. And I saw Weasels & Otters open for Pooh Bear in the hundred acre wood.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (/uaBM)

85 Awww, sock fail.  That's mine, the 12 Commandments bit...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (5npD/)

86
I ate an orange orange for lunch today and a ham and cheese sandwich. Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 02:06 PM (xqRaG)

I have a Halo, but I don't think that counts as an orange.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Ez6QX)

87 Hey, lookee here! The blog is back on EDT.

We will take our small victoires where we find them. 

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (/669Q)

88 Category 1 is the only one of interest. But yeah, we need a "commission" to analyze the actions of a few idiots.

Posted by:rhomboidat April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (OTzUX)

Before this, that fucktart Bill Barr said he knew who was behind antifa/blm but did nothing. I hate the GOPe

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (ONvIw)

89 Hey fat, Colorado has what everyone wants - mail in voting, legal weed and lots of Californians. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (xEIoY)

90 47 I was first, second ... nineteenth and put in number 20 when the post disappeared. I was about to start writing a short novel there.
is it commentnowrimo again already?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

91 got nuthin

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (DJFLF)

92 84Can we talk about guns, boobs or beavers? We need to focus, people. This comment string needs to remember where it is, at Ace's place, where all we are supposed to talk about are guns, boobs and beavers. And weasels. Or otters, which is a type of weasel. And I saw Weasels & Otters open for Pooh Bear in the hundred acre wood.

Posted by:Ruthlessat April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (/uaBM)

===========
*ponders mentioning Prometheus*
*reconsiders mentioning Prometheus, and does not mention Prometheus*
*does part to keep this thread free from talk of Prometheus*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

93 Man, I'm jealous of the 5 people who got to comment on the Yemeni terrorist thread.
Maybe I should upgrade to that packing tape membership level.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (XeEyo)

94 I hate to be the dumbass asking the dumbass question. But I'll fall on that sword.  The host site can't still be down, can it? WTF is taking them so long to get back online? Might wanna look at other permanent solutions.

Posted by: Capt Obvious at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (zKwYp)

95 TEST

Posted by: Glenn John at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (LilNs)

96
Hofts have a story about Catholic Charities providing migrants with 1200.00 and fare to whichever American city they want.

Cartel  Human Trafficking Fees Mysteriously Increase By $1,200

Posted by: NY Times at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (K7+1y)

97 No worries about the songs, Sponge.  
 
And I'm also OK with you keeping the Judge Smails sock on! 
The world needs "FIRST!!!" posters, too

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (mZUr4)

98 77I just don't UNderstand.

Posted by iogenesat April 07, 2021 02:08 PM (axyOa)

I used to work with a woman who said in-DUS-try.  Only time I've ever heard it pronounced that way. 

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (dfRN6)

99 So a commenter said the FBI is concerned about the 'epidemic of vaccine card counterfeiting'? Asking for a friend. (obligatory)

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (S4jmh)

100 The mistake was seizing before pouncing.  Everyone knows republicans pounce, then seize.  And occasionally, they grasp. 

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 Ask your doctor is green orange is right for you!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (axyOa)

102 DeepState has a cancer gun, 
Turned it up to 11 when I needed to take a powder pdq!

Posted by: William Casey at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (b/SSd)

103   1  FIRST!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
These truly are the End Times.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (awtm/)

104 The Daily Mail - doing the job American journalists won't do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (Ez6QX)

105 I'm tired of getting my dick swatted by the 'green' machine. I'm old I can't remember it every time! STOP JUDGING ME!!!!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (S4jmh)

106 1031 FIRST!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
These truly are the End Times.

Posted by:Chuck Cat April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (awtm/)

========
I think it might be his second actual first of the day.
Of course, Sponge is always actually first. In our hearts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

107 FIRST!

oh wait it glitched and now I'm like 102 wtf

Posted by: TallDave at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (Gwlvh)

108 79 Colorado has most everyone voting by mail, so what is this "more restrictive" detail, exactly?  Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2021 02:09 PM (KiBMU) They have Voter ID check on mail in ballots.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (oHd/0)

109 ...and Prometheus.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (/uaBM)

110 It's almost as if our ruling class proudly and overly hates America and Americans -- and want both dead -- or something ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (unfZk)

111
This shitshow is God's way of telling ace to stop using blog software that was built around the same time Moses led the Hebrews out of Egypt.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 07, 2021 02:01 PM (8YFRI)

Have you hit the donation link?  Because they aren't exactly handing out blogs for free, you know.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (KnJdm)

112
55Listening to a talk on electrospray ionization for mass spec. I can't stand it when people pronounce it cah-PILL-aree. Damn Swiss.

Posted by:pepat April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (v16oJ)



Capillary is one of those words I like to start off strong with and then fade to an indiscernible mumble. This is because my brain/mouth wants to show off and add half a dozen syllables where there's just one.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (7dN4m)

113
*does part to keep this thread free from talk of Prometheus*

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

*TJM fails at keeping the thread free from talk of Prometheus*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (XeEyo)

114 G1 geomagnetic storm underway.  Retreat to your faraday cages.  Don copper gauze COVID masks, grounded.

Posted by: gp Dodges Fast Nuclei at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (qpX6U)

115 The first rule of Prometheus Club...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (II3Gr)

116 Just swinging thru and Firefox is still big warnings not to go here. Even on the chance of forcing the connection, it flat refuses. On CCleaner Browser now.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (tfWLB)

117 109...and Prometheus.

Posted by:Ruthlessat April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (/uaBM)

==========
I don't think you appreciate how hard I worked to keep this thread Prometheus free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

118 green
The old blog was just fine.
Some of the bbtag abilities are
cool but we were fine without them.

If gifs and other movable attributes
were allowed this place would be a zoo.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (rV/29)

119

I used to work with a woman who said in-DUS-try.  Only time I've ever heard it pronounced that way. 
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (dfRN6

 

Heh!  I used to work around a couple of Brits.  I think they screwed the language on purpose.  I would say MaDAME vice MAdame just to get even.

Then when I'd go to lunch early, I'd claim I was doing a runner. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (axyOa)

120 I have nothing worthwhile to say, but here we are.

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (UnQlg)

121 The mistake was seizing before pouncing. Everyone knows republicans pounce, then seize. And occasionally, they grasp.

Posted by:LASueat April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

------------
Don't forget bludgeoning.  We also bludgeon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (WGara)

122
  So are the two Yemeni men being held without bail, or can you only do that to American's you think might have voted for Trump?

Posted by:Beteat April 07, 2021 02:10 PM (Ojki1)


Good grief, what kind of inhumane monsters do you think we are?

We handled them like we do all non-youth:  catch and release.

Posted by: The Kinder Gentler Biden Border Patrol at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (5npD/)

123
FIRST!

oh wait it glitched and now I'm like 102 wtf

Posted by: TallDave at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (Gwlvh)


I identify as first. I get to be first AND keep my peepee.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (KnJdm)

124 China isn't investing in woke busllshit!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (vGJY7)

125 Ask your doctor is green orange is right for you!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:12 PM (axyOa)



Do not take green orange if you're allergic to green orange. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (kTF2Z)

126 I blame the Pillbillies....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (Dx34V)

127 "There goes the neighborhood."
Possible.  But the kind of person who can't answer the question isn't likely to read the comments to find out green is the color of the orange. 
Are they?  A guess I shouldn't undermissestimate the power of a moron. 

Posted by: Just Lily at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (vivhj)

128 "You can go to evil red areas where they won't give you free shit, or you can go to California, Illinois, or New York where they will give you free health care."

In BigCity in the BigBlue states, they can set up their own districts, great for the international cabals growing their criminal operations.  USA will giver them free transport from the border, to serve as slaves to the crime lords ... and they will get their own Rep in Congress ... we already have 25 or so seats dedicated to the foreign born and their illegals (rotten boroughs?).  Whatta Country.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

129 I mailed Pixy this, Ace, in case it is helpful. If you're still around and can edit posts, though, there is something that might be useful as an experiment.

Yesterday, you also had a post (the Murkowski post) that refused to load comments. That one is not a capitalization thing (I think I was on the wrong track, given this thread and the fact that the kludge didn't work on that older thread).  I find only two things in the titles (and therefore URLs) that the two troublesome threads have in common that are also not in common with working threads. One is the word "Republican" and the other is numbers spelled out in English ("Two" and "Ten").


If you can edit a post and remove the word "Republican" and see what happens, maybe it is worth a test. I dunno, this is just a bunch of observations that may be completely irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (Jsjd7)

130 REMURD

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (700n7)

131 I saw Prometheus open for Sparticus in the Colloseum.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (/uaBM)

132
I have nothing worthwhile to say, but here we are.

Posted by: fluffy at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (UnQlg)


Threadwinner!

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (KnJdm)

133
Of course, Sponge is always actually first. In our hearts.

Posted by:  TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:13 PM (LvTSG)


Look Ma!!!  They like me!  They really like me!!


I told you all wasn't lost.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

134

Capillary is one of those words I like to start off strong with and then fade to an indiscernible mumble. This is because my brain/mouth wants to show off and add half a dozen syllables where there's just one.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (7dN4m)

Oh...so like a Springsteen song?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (axyOa)

135

Heh! I used to work around a couple of Brits. I think they screwed the language on purpose. I would say MaDAME vice MAdame just to get even.

Then when I'd go to lunch early, I'd claim I was doing a runner.

Posted by iogenesat April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (axyOa)

----------- Having traveled around Great Britain by car, I am firmly convinced that they make up the pronunciations of place names on the spot, just to mess with foreigners. 

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (WGara)

136 Who's been in charge for the last twenty-five years?

Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (vGJY7)

137 135  Having traveled around Great Britain by car, I am firmly convinced that they make up the pronunciations of place names on the spot, just to mess with foreigners.

Posted by:Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Seaat April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (WGara)


==========


The joke's on them. They have to keep up with the pronunciation long after we've left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

138 ----------- Having traveled around Great Britain by car, I am firmly convinced that they make up the pronunciations of place names on the spot, just to mess with foreigners.

Posted by:Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Seaat April 07, 2021 02:17 PM (WGara)

They do that in Massachusetts, too.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (XeEyo)

139 green
114 G1 geomagnetic storm underway. Retreat to your faraday cages. Don copper gauze COVID masks, grounded. Posted by: gp Dodges Fast Nuclei at April 07, 2021 02:14 PM (qpX6U)

Thought it was car exhaust
I feel better now

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (rV/29)

140 "China isn't investing in woke busllshit!"

except as their weapon.  I bet they are already cashing in on victimhood ... "Americans so racist against the Chinese".  ... 

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (Cus5s)

141
124China isn't investing in woke busllshit!

Posted by:Unkarenat April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (vGJY7)



I think they've offshored that work to one of their shithole client states. I believe it's the one between Mexico and Canada.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (7dN4m)

142
They do that in Massachusetts, too.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (XeEyo)
Yeah, "Wooster," MA comes to mind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (Jsjd7)

143
China isn't investing in woke busllshit!

Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (vGJY7)


They are. Here.  And it is paying off nicely for them.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (KnJdm)

144 This is better.  Now I just have to figure out how to add a border and fill in the whole box.  (That's what she said.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (1ISKN)

145 OK no offense to all the rons who have been vaccinated, I mean free choice and shit... but the 'vaccinatees' around here are the new vegans. For fucks sake.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (S4jmh)

146
The astonishingly stupid and freakish Mike Hayden, at one time CIA Director, now has another "letter from a zillion former senior national security officials" - urging establishment of a "9/11-style commission" to investigate *JANUARY 6*!!!!!!

Did the 9-11 commission accomplish anything of value?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (63Dwl)

147 Hmmm. If I look at the main page HTML source, this thread and the Yemeni one below it don't even show up. Other threads are there but out of order with respect to their name tags...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (ZSK0i)

148 "Thought it was car exhaust"
That's low-hanging aurora.  Duck!

Posted by: gp Dodges Fast Nuclei at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (qpX6U)

149
Yeah, "Wooster," MA comes to mind...

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (Jsjd7)

That's always my go-to example. 

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (XeEyo)

150
China isn't investing in woke busllshit!
Posted by:Unkarenat April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (vGJY7)
Oh, I suspect they're investing in a fair amount of it - in the form of foreign direct investment in the United States.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (Jsjd7)

151 Look, as the asexual Xi signals to the other Xi that it is one of the tribe. The peacock has its feathers. The XiCuck has a V tattoo, signaling vaccination. 
https://tinyurl.com/34vdbyve

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (rdbLX)

152 Green Orange > Soylent Green

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (axyOa)

153 146  Did the 9-11 commission accomplish anything of value?

Posted by:Bertram Cabot, Jr.at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (63Dwl)


==============


They employed analysts for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

154

Did the 9-11 commission accomplish anything of value?

Posted by:Bertram Cabot, Jr.at April 07, 2021 02:19 PM (63Dwl)


George Bush blew up the levees in New Orleans because he hates black people.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

155 re They do that in Massachusetts, too.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (XeEyo)



Massholes.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (S4jmh)

156 I use a plugin that rates my writing on the fly. When I added the term "shithole" it informed me that my writing looked more professional. I hope I'm corrupting their AI.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (7dN4m)

157 I'm so old, I remember when

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (mZUr4)

158 Ah, that's right.  Colorado requires a sig on the mail-in ballot, and it must match the sig on file with the state for your state-issued ID.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (KiBMU)

159 Let's be honest, are these Yemeni's on the FBI terror "watch" list really as dangerous as the MAGA grandmas that stormed the Capital on January 6th? Really?
You all need to check your white privilege. Be better.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

160 Hearing Biden is going to announce his executive orders on gun control sometime tomorrow.  
80% lowers will need to go through a FFL is one reported change.  Not much news on what else he is going to do.  
Funny -never heard of where a "ghost gun" is responsible for any actual gun violence.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (N39Ws)

161
Look, as the asexual Xi signals to the other Xi that it is one of the tribe. The peacock has its feathers. The XiCuck has a V tattoo, signaling vaccination.
https://tinyurl.com/34vdbyve
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (rdbLX)
I thought this was going to be some weird Red China thing where they're sexually fetishizing their ruler. It was not. I dunno which is worse, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (Jsjd7)

162 What color is paricarp? Albedo?

Posted by: Glenn John at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (LilNs)

163 So I wonder where the posts that don't come out the other end of the wormhole end up? Will anyone see this one. Let us see.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (/uaBM)

164 Go woke in China and they weld your door shut.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (rV/29)

165 I use a plugin that rates my writing on the fly. When I added the term "shithole" it informed me that my writing looked more professional. I hope I'm corrupting their AI.

Posted by:banana Dreamat April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (7dN4m)

--------


Isn't "shithole" a term of art in some professions?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (WGara)

166 131 I saw Prometheus open for Sparticus in the Colloseum.Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:16 PM (/uaBM)
He really brought the fire.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (xqRaG)

167 114 G1 geomagnetic storm underway. Retreat to your faraday cages. Don copper gauze COVID masks, grounded.
dagnabbit! shoulda paid attention to those copper fit commercials!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

168 158Ah, that's right. Colorado requires a sig on the mail-in ballot, and it must match the sig on file with the state for your state-issued ID.

Posted by:Les Kineticat April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (KiBMU)

==========
"Them's more like guidelines than actual rules." -Pirates of the Colorado 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

169 Federal Personal Defense Punch 45acp ammo.  20 rounds for $27 ($1.35 per round) 
  https://tinyurl.com/453ae8u8

Posted by: 496 at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (U1eOr)

170

George Bush blew up the levees in New Orleans because he hates black people.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

You can't miss the chance to sock Kanye on that comment. You're better than that, Sponge. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (Team Gizzard) at April 07, 2021 02:23 PM (XeEyo)

171  I mean Hacky Paski said it's extremely rare for terrorists to illegally cross the border -------

You know what else is extremely rare?

Giant terrorist attacks

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (+Ae4g)

172
 Ah, that's right. Colorado requires a sig on the mail-in ballot, and it must match the sig on file with the state for your state-issued ID.


The best part is that the signature line is now on the *envelope*. Yup, no potential for fraud there!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

173 I'm at my Aldi store with my bandana around my neck, half-pretending to be sort of masked, and a 40-ish hispanic lady goes my mask free.
Took off the bandana.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (KiBMU)

174 Sponge, do you have any applications for The Ashli Babbit Society?

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (0OP+5)

175 Fauci murdered Hank Aaron.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

176 171  I mean Hacky Paski said it's extremely rare for terrorists to illegally cross the border ------- 

You know what else is extremely rare? 

Giant terrorist attacks

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (+Ae4g)



Terrorists must have circled back

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (rdbLX)

177 Farhad Day cages? Is that some sort of ISIS holiday celebratory thing? 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (qhnoT)

178 Posted by:banana Dreamat April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (7dN4m)

Hemingway doesn't like the majority of my sentences. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (+Ae4g)

179 I heard that the EO will seek to restrict ammo sales. Banning ammo sales online. Law enforcement must be notified about any large ammo purchase. Things like that. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (kTF2Z)

180 You can't miss the chance to sock Kanye on that comment. You're better than that, Sponge. ;-)

Posted by oublySymmetric (Team Gizzard)at April 07, 2021 02:23 PM (XeEyo)

--------------
Does Kanye have brothers named Willye and Wontye?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (WGara)

181 My guess is that someone attempt to slip carrots into the comments, and Pixy properly rejects it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (DMUuz)

182 With the price of ammo being where it is, you can only afford to shoot someone once. No more triple tapping or it breaks the bank.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (/uaBM)

183 "dagnabbit! shoulda paid attention to those copper fit commercials!"
If you don't have a copper-gauze COVID mask, any crack addict can supply you with some Chore Boy.  Make sure your ground wire is at least 4AWG, no longer than six feet.

Posted by: gp Dodges Fast Nuclei at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (qpX6U)

184

Ah, that's right.  Colorado requires a sig on the mail-in ballot, and it must match the sig on file with the state for your state-issued ID.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2021 02:21 PM (KiBMU)

 

Because everyone KNOWS they employ thousands of professional handwriting people to make sure millions of signatures match. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (axyOa)

185 This new interface absolutely sucks on the iPhone. 
All y'all's loss! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2021 02:26 PM (qhnoT)

186 In case of Sonic Attack on your district
Follow these rules
If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously
Do not waste time blocking your ears
Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
(Do not panic)
Use your wheels, it is what they are for
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons and should be left, if possible, in shelters
Do not attempt to use your own limbs
If no wheels are available metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever possible
Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack, survival means every man for himself
(Himself)
Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves
(Only themselves)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

187 "dagnabbit!"
Language, Sherman T. Potter!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (yX3RM)

188 185This new interface absolutely sucks on the iPhone.
All y'all's loss!

Posted by:Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)at April 07, 2021 02:26 PM (qhnoT)

=========
Disqus works pretty well on phones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

189 124 China isn't investing in woke busllshit! Posted by: Unkaren at April 07, 2021 02:15 PM (vGJY7)

Whoa, how did you do that? 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (+Ae4g)

190 Nappy steel wool for the win! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (qhnoT)

191

Isn't "shithole" a term of art in some professions?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 07, 2021 02:22 PM (WGara)

I thinks it is: shitHOLE.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (axyOa)

192
175 Fauci murdered Hank Aaron. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

Herman Cain

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (rV/29)

193 "Farhad Day cages? Is that some sort of ISIS holiday celebratory thing?"
It's where we temporarily store border-crossing ISIS kids.

Posted by: gp Dodges Fast Nuclei at April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (qpX6U)

194 When is this Fairy Day we're talking about? Is it part of Gay Pride Month?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (/uaBM)

195
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Do not panic
(Do not panic)
Think only of yourself
(Only yourself)
Think only of yourself
(Only yourself)


Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (yQpMk)

196 "I mean Hacky Paski said it's extremely rare for terrorists to illegally cross the border ------- "
In 1940, it was extremely rare for the German Luftwaffe and several armored divisions to bomb/roll into France in a week and a half.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (yX3RM)

197 Whoa. Over at Barnhardt.biz, Ann highlights that Anti-Pope Frankie the Commie Pedophile had the Vatican dedicate its Easter edition of a paper to praising Judas Iscariot, even going to far to say that Jesus owed His glory to Judas:
https://www.barnhardt.biz/2021/04/06/visibility-visibility-visibility-god-is-so-good-that-antipope-bergoglio-the-likely-false-prophet-forerunner-of-the-antichrist-is-literally-publicly-devoted-to-judas-iscariot/

Ann is a very strident convert to Catholicism, so she's a bit of a tough read sometimes, but she's not wrong about this one. Being an Olde School Roman Catholic myself, "Pope" Frances's various debaucheries since he took over have been more than I can stomach.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (i4CI5)

198 This place goes to Disqus it'll lose half of its membership.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (rV/29)

199 Yeah, "Wooster," MA comes to mind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:18 PM (Jsjd7)


I went to college in a town called Wooster, Ohio. Often had people assume I was talking about Worcester, MA when I told them I went to The College of Wooster.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 07, 2021 02:30 PM (700n7)

200 Perkins Coie is now threatening the independent auditor tasked with auditing Maricopa county's election returns (which is to include a limited re-canvass of addresses and voter contact (to confirm that individuals voted).
Are these the actions of a party that believes everything that happened in Maricopa county's 2020 election was above-board? 

Posted by: Revenant at April 07, 2021 02:30 PM (GvumD)

201 There's a ghost in the machine

Posted by: Rick at April 07, 2021 02:30 PM (hy5jz)

202
179I heard that the EO will seek to restrict ammo sales. Banning ammo sales online. Law enforcement must be notified about any large ammo purchase. Things like that.

Posted by uke Lowellat April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (kTF2Z)


And if it's like banking laws any attempt to be under the notification quantity will also trigger a notification to LEO with repeated attempts also being illegal.  And don't doubt there will be media jammed with ammo companies execs saying how great this is. Most of them still have one big single customer and are happy to say anything that makes that one customer happy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:30 PM (7dN4m)

203 But seriously: 
HF comms have been shit today, I assume because of the storm.  
And, Faraday was an admirable empiricist.  He wouldn't believe ANYTHING unless he could reproduce it himself.  We are not worthy.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at April 07, 2021 02:30 PM (qpX6U)

204 188185This new interface absolutely sucks on the iPhone.
All y'all's loss!

Posted by:Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)at April 07, 2021 02:26 PM (qhnoT)

=========
Disqus works pretty well on phones.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 02:27 PM (LvTSG)


Huh, TJM just popped smoke on his location. Well he must know what he is doing, start the bombing run.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 02:31 PM (Ojki1)

205 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

What did I just read?

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:31 PM (KnJdm)

206 198 This place goes to Disqus it'll lose half of its membership.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:29 PM (rV/29)

What's wrong with Dos Equis?  Its not a bad lager.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:31 PM (axyOa)

207

I don't know why but some threads just glitch out and refuse comments.

They miss the green, green oranges of home

Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (qAR6u)

208

I went to college in a town called Wooster, Ohio. Often had people assume I was talking about Worcester, MA when I told them I went to The College of Wooster.

Bertie Wooster?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (lgiXo)

209 Hearing Biden is going to announce his executive orders on gun control sometime tomorrow.   
80% lowers will need to go through a FFL is one reported change.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed 

Newest thing in the gun world will be 75% lowers as of Friday morning. Bet on it. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (OCTRt)

210 198 This place goes to Disqus it'll lose half of its membership.

What's wrong with Dos Equis?  Its not a bad lager.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (axyOa)

211
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021
Says the guy who implied that I was referring to the homeless yesterday when a cognizant reader would have seen I was directing my scorn at school officials who insisted that the homeless would not be removed from public schools' grounds where they had taken up squatting in their romantic "encampments". 
Bite me. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (qhnoT)

212 On Tablet this format is OK

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (Cxk7w)

213
These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:
You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
You will feel dizzy
You will feel the need to vomit
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting
Or even laughter
These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old remain in the shelters and use your cocoon


Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:33 PM (yQpMk)

214 >>This place goes to Disqus it'll lose half of its membership.


And that's AFTER it wipes out all the fun socks!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 02:33 PM (bDqIh)

215 "This new interface absolutely sucks on the iPhone."
Desktops rule!

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at April 07, 2021 02:33 PM (qpX6U)

216 Only Morons would comment on a comment thread, because comment threads sometime don't post comments- but comment on everything other than the no posting comments phenomenon itself.

Posted by: Anonymous Commenter at April 07, 2021 02:34 PM (XqOlH)

217 guess I need to change my nic to Uke Lowellat. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2021 02:34 PM (DJFLF)

219
80% lowers will need to go through a FFL is one reported change.
Posted by:Our Country is Screwed

How is that going to work without serial numbers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

220 218 was a link

Posted by: kallisto at April 07, 2021 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

221 lols

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:35 PM (dekGQ)

222

Only Morons would comment on a comment thread, because comment threads sometime don't post comments- but comment on everything other than the no posting comments phenomenon itself.
Posted by: Anonymous Commenter at April 07, 2021 02:34 PM (XqOlH)

Aahhh...actually that is comMENT.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:36 PM (axyOa)

223 I spent most of my life in Worcester, MA. Home of Abbie Hoffman, the Birth Control Pill and Modern Rocketry (Goddard did his stuff in Oxford, MA, but his house was in my 'hood).

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 07, 2021 02:36 PM (2cS/G)

224 "this place goes to Disqus it'll lose half of its membership."
This place goes to Disqus it'll break Disqus.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at April 07, 2021 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

225 I have one Pre-68 rifle with no serial number, or rather, the serial number was ground off when it was sporterized.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

226 I'm not even sure I'm allowed on Disqus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 02:36 PM (1ISKN)

227 it's funnier and more entertaining this way.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:37 PM (dekGQ)

228 224 Comment Rule.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 07, 2021 02:37 PM (jvt6t)

229 John has a long green mustache. The orange chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (/uaBM)

230 "Did the 9-11 commission accomplish anything of value? Posted by:Bertram Cabot"

It made it possible for the Deep State to keep an eye on Trump and his supporters (and everybody else) , so for them, yes.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (MxEKc)

231 Any news on when this shit show format will be ditched? Asking for ME.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (o2MD2)

232 Quo Vadis?
Not to church.
Police Raid Alberta Church That Defied Lockdown Orders - Erect Fence Around It To Keep Worshippers Out

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (VVEnO)

233 I have no idea what's going on.

Posted by: Waiting for the lesbian pron thread at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (XqOlH)

234 I hate picking out all the hills or traffic lights even more than typing the green by a long shot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

235 The fun is gone. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (+Ae4g)

236 Oh look, an ASAP request out of the blue for info, with ill defined defined terms. And one of the things wanted is something we never have collected data on. Guess what I am not going to go into a panic trying to put together by 5 pm?

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (Ojki1)

237
How is that going to work without serial numbers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:35 PM (yQpMk)



We got a live one here!

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (KnJdm)

238 I have one Pre-68 rifle with no serial number, or rather, the serial number was ground off when it was sporterized.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I have a 1954 Winchester 69A .22 without a serial number. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (OCTRt)

239 These are the first signs of Sonic Attack:
You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distant hissing in your ears
You will feel dizzy
You will feel the need to vomit
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting
Or even laughter
These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight

-
So a lot like tequila?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (VVEnO)

240 Lou Rawls was big in 1968.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (Dx34V)

241 I heard that the EO will seek to restrict ammo sales. Banning ammo sales online. Law enforcement must be notified about any large ammo purchase. Things like that.

Posted byuke Lowellat April 07, 2021 02:25 PM (kTF2Z)


Yes, right now I'm hearing a puchase limit of 1k - and a PIA like it is for us in CA. Basically, if I (and soon, everyone) buy ammo it's got to go to an FFL, and I fill out as much paperwork as the normal person does buying a firearm, thumbprints and everything. 1k limit is just nuts, and a clear 2A infringement. And of course, lower income people will be most adversely affected since they now get to pay the FFL fee as well. I'm used to this bullshit in CA, but I really hope there's some serious backlash.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (46GDR)

242 This blog variant leaves much to be desired. We're going to have a good time when we're all face-to-face in Fun Camp. And dibs on the top bunk!

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:40 PM (/uaBM)

243 I hate picking out all the hills or traffic lights even more than typing the green by a long shot. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah I've got all your pictures containing a boat... right here

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:40 PM (+Ae4g)

244 guess I need to change my nic to Uke Lowellat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

==================
Yeah, I now have a pseudonym -- "oofat" 

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 02:40 PM (mZUr4)

245  Oh look, an ASAP request out of the blue for info, with ill defined defined terms. And one of the things wanted is something we never have collected data on. Guess what I am not going to go into a panic trying to put together by 5 pm?
Posted by: Bete 

Proper prior planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency 🚨 on my part. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 02:40 PM (OCTRt)

246  >>went to college in a town called Wooster, Ohio. Often had people assume I was talking about Worcester, MA when I told them I went to The College of Wooster.
The Boswell spawn looked at College of Wooster...nice little school with a nice ladies golf team. In the end, wasn't sure how she'd get back and forth, so it was no, but still, seemed like such a great little school. 

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (w2LAm)

247
So a lot like tequila?

Posted by:Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (VVEnO)


*snort*  Funny because it's true.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

248 I wouldn't mind some custom captcha. Like "Click all pictures containing a useless RINO" and then you just have to click on anyone who isn't Trump. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (+Ae4g)

249 So did Biden announce the gun grab yet?  

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (ZfRYq)

250

I have a 1954 Winchester 69A .22 without a serial number.

Posted by:rickb223at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (OCTRt)


That you lost in that canoe accident a few summers ago, RIGHT!!??

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Grump check that de-numbering out aseven sporting rifles have serial numbers. My guess is it's had a interesting life. See what Weasel thinks.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (Cxk7w)

252

 "Did the 9-11 commission accomplish anything of value? Posted by:Bertram Cabot"

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.  But we already knew that.

It also gave a bunch of old retired politician crap to talk about, and allowed them to pick up their "honorarium" from the local (insert public group here).

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (axyOa)

253 241
Yes, right now I'm hearing a puchase limit of 1k - and a PIA like it is for us in CA. Basically, if I (and soon, everyone) buy ammo it's got togo to an FFL, and I fill out as much paperwork as the normal person does buying a firearm, thumbprints and everything. 1k limit is just nuts, and a clear 2A infringement.
Posted by:clutch cargoat April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (46GDR)

Its a tax!

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (Ojki1)

254 If you are less than ten years old remain in the shelters and use your cocoon
Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 07, 2021 02:33 PM (yQpMk)


Do not panic (do not panic)

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (46GDR)

255 Yemen is not the enemy. Yemen is merely an anagram for enemy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (Jsjd7)

256 click on all the boxes that have boobs, weasels or guns in them.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (/uaBM)

257 Desktops rule! Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs
**fistbump

Posted by: Gamers at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (SmsR0)

258
How is that going to work without serial numbers?

Posted by:G'rump928(c)

About as well as you expect from this administration.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (gtatv)

259 Will tax stamps have to be renewed annually, cuz it took over a year to get one.

Posted by: Dead eye at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (XqOlH)

260 that troll can be funny, we should treat him extra nice.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:42 PM (dekGQ)

261 G'rump928(c) @ 213- If this is a book you're writing I'd like one when you publish. If it is a book you're reading I'd like the title and author.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2021 02:43 PM (0OP+5)

262 The main page is totally borked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:43 PM (Ez6QX)

263 "COMMERCE SECRETARY RAIMONDO SAYS TARIFS ON STEEL AND ALUMINUM HAVE HELPED SAVE JOBS IN THE U.S. STEEL AND ALUMINUM INDUSTRIES"
Sorry I copied that from all caps.  
So.  There is not yet a Trump policy that was what they said it was.  Huh.  

Posted by: blaster at April 07, 2021 02:43 PM (ZfRYq)

264
Proper prior planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an emergency 🚨 on my part. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 02:40 PM (OCTRt)

I had an Engineer in the Navy that would say the same thing.  I would always replay with the same thing:  Wanna bet the Capt doesn't see it that way?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 02:43 PM (1ISKN)

265 I have a 1954 Winchester 69A .22 without a serial number.

Posted by:rickb223at April 07, 2021 02:39 PM (OCTRt)

 


That you lost in that canoe accident a few summers ago, RIGHT!!??

Posted by: Sponge 



Nope. "No questions asked" gun buy back for grocery cards. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (OCTRt)

266 The captcha is easy. The question could be "what's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"  Talk about commentless threads. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (kTF2Z)

267
Sponge, do you have any applications for The Ashli Babbit Society?

Posted by:  Eromero at April 07, 2021 02:24 PM (0OP+5)


I do not.


Is that actually a thing?  Do I need to look into it since I'm saying her name?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

268
I don't know why but some threads just glitch out and refuse comments.

They miss the green, green oranges of home Posted by:kbdabearat April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (qAR6u)



Ann of Green Oranges

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (7dN4m)

269 Is it me, or is the front page collapsing in on itself? A hampster singularity?

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (46GDR)

270 LOLs, what originality.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (dekGQ)

271 There is an undernood.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 02:44 PM (Ez6QX)

272
Grump check that de-numbering out aseven sporting rifles have serial numbers. My guess is it's had a interesting life. See what Weasel thinks.

Posted by:Skipat April 07, 2021 02:41 PM (Cxk7w)


It's a sporterized M1917 converted to a deer rifle.  I doubt it saw any action with corrosive ammo as the barrel is in great shape.

The serial number and the iron sights were ground off to get the scope mount on.

It is pretty accurate but I don't like the cock on close.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

273

I had an Engineer in the Navy that would say the same thing. I would always replay with the same thing: Wanna bet the Capt doesn't see it that way?

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 07, 2021 02:43 PM (1ISKN)

Which is why I always multiplied my estimates by 4.

Posted by: Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott at April 07, 2021 02:45 PM (Ojki1)

274 Or maybe this loathsome cretin Hayden has some secret knowledge of Nazi Germany that escaped all of us studying it for decades.
Before Chris Wallace drove me away, FNS used to have that grinning fat fuck on it seemed like every other week, proving that the brass values proficiency with a knife and fork over all.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 02:45 PM (y7DUB)

275 No question buy back. Heh. I see economic opportunity for an enterprising amateur gun maker with some tools and scrap metal lying around. Use their stupidity against them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 02:46 PM (o2MD2)

276 LA County sherif says the cause of the Tiger Woods Crash was excessive speed, not impairment. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 02:48 PM (kTF2Z)

277 Green oranges are Infrastructure~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2021 02:48 PM (pAjZN)

278
"I've noticed that the ones buying into the whole covid will kill you dead thing are the kids HS to college age."


Think it's worse -- it's that they think they will kill others by unintentionally infecting them. I have a niece who buys into the covid fear pr0n 110%, she is fanatical about it because she's scared to death she will kill her parents, her grandpatents, etc. if she skips up and breaks the mask and social distancing rules.

It's really insidious how they have weaponized Gen Z's love for family and friends against them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2021 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

279 NOOD Again. They come fast and furus.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:50 PM (dekGQ)

280 Any news on when this shit show format will be ditched? Asking for ME. Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 02:38 PM (o2MD2)

I dunno. Pixy posts status updates on occasion. So why not ask him and see how it goes?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2021 02:51 PM (ZSK0i)

281 211  Says the guy who implied that I was referring to the homeless yesterday when a cognizant reader would have seen I was directing my scorn at school officials who insisted that the homeless would not be removed from public schools' grounds where they had taken up squatting in their romantic "encampments".
Bite me.

Posted by:Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)at April 07, 2021 02:32 PM (qhnoT)

===========

Jokes aren't allowed at the HQ!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

282
LA County sherif says the cause of the Tiger Woods Crash was excessive speed

*sotto voce* as in meth ...

Posted by: LA County Sheriff at April 07, 2021 02:52 PM (K7+1y)

283

Jokes aren't allowed at the HQ!


And yet I'm still here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2021 02:52 PM (SchxB)

284 Dufus. Coal miners should not try to program. Try something easier. lols

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:53 PM (dekGQ)

285 You all have me confused which thread is most current 

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 02:53 PM (Cxk7w)

286 that troll is funny.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:56 PM (dekGQ)

287
Here's one: testing testing 1 2 3.
Asa Hutchinson is a dumber GW Bush.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller PhD Esq at April 07, 2021 02:56 PM (NuVOb)

288 What is the Arce paying his troll?

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 02:59 PM (dekGQ)

289

@julie_kelly2 1m
HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide
https://tinyurl.com/ye95bkwh

Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 02:59 PM (cF8AT)

290 278 These are people who never heard of coronavirus before and who largely never had immunity via surviving a disease like chicken pox. Disease is scary to them.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 03:00 PM (ONvIw)

291 I have to go do some work, but watch for the sick fox post (Ace's funny animal post) when it goes live. I snuck in while it was asleep and nailed comments numbers one through nineteen and perhaps 20th as well. If you don't see this mega hat trick, then I been robbed. See you all later.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 07, 2021 03:00 PM (/uaBM)

292 fuck off. ray.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

293
HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide
https://tinyurl.com/ye95bkwh

Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 02:59 PM (cF8AT)

That just means that it was death at the hand of another. It's not an accusation of wrongdoing.

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 07, 2021 03:01 PM (Q9lwr)

294 Bad day in delusion land I see.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:01 PM (dekGQ)

295 289 it was 

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 03:02 PM (ONvIw)

296 I'm sleepy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (Jsjd7)

297 Hello Horde, it's Hump Day!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (oUcR5)

298 Now the medical examiner should tell us exactly how the police officer died.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (N39Ws)

299 Saw "Polar" last night-
It's a fun, loud, and obnoxious smash up of Quentin Tarantino at his rudest and crudest with John Wick. The plot concerns a hit man (Mads Mikkelsen) with a guilty secret who's forced to retire but his "corporation" doesn't want to pay him his $8M pension.  Hijinks ensue.
This movie seems calculated to offend SJW and Woke types and appears to have accomplished its mission as the critics all hates it for woke-ish reasons, but most of audience scored in metacritic like it.
Good to great acting.  Flashy "look at me" directing and editing.   Tons of violence, including an unpleasant extended torture scene which leads to an extremely violent revenge for being tortured scene.
A popcorn movie filled with broken glass.  Check it out. Streaming now on netflix.

Posted by: naturalfake, Philosopher at April 07, 2021 03:04 PM (dWwl8)

300 "HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide"


I think we all knew that when she was shot and died. The difference is between justifiable and criminal homicide. 

Posted by: lowandslow at April 07, 2021 03:04 PM (4thlk)

301
Now the medical examiner should tell us exactly how the police officer died.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (N39Ws)
Would if I could. Oddly, though, I have been fired and all of my credit accounts are frozen due to some kind of reporting glitch.

Posted by: The Medical Examiner at April 07, 2021 03:04 PM (Jsjd7)

302 Bullets to the throat usually are not natural causes.

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 03:05 PM (Cxk7w)

303
HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide
That took until now?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 07, 2021 03:05 PM (qc+VF)

304 Damned troll. He is funny though.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:05 PM (dekGQ)

305 Now the medical examiner should tell us exactly how the police officer died.

See the 'Manner of death' for the others listed...also 'Sicknick is pending':

https://tinyurl.com/ydwnbcqn

Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 03:06 PM (cF8AT)

306
Now the medical examiner should tell us exactly how the police officer died.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (N39Ws)

I thought they quickly cremated his body, but I may be misrembering that. If they did, it's whatever they say it is.


Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2021 03:07 PM (uhPTO)

307 Which thread is the thread?  There's another thread that's being all thread-y too.  I'm confused.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 03:08 PM (45fpk)

308 I used to be a trollventurer just like you,  but then I took a grorange to the knee.

Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at April 07, 2021 03:08 PM (XIrWl)

309 We need more good trolls like the current one.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:10 PM (dekGQ)

310 HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide
https://tinyurl.com/ye95bkwh

Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 02:59 PM (cF8AT)


That just means death at the hands of another. Which it obviously was. According to the cops and prosecutors, though, it was apparently a justified homicide since they did not charge the cop in question. 

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2021 03:10 PM (UPoLF)

311 -
-
@julie_kelly2 1m
HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide
https://tinyurl.com/ye95bkwh
Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 02:59 PM

---------

Homicide does not equal murder or manslaughter, only means caused by a human.  Murder is homicide, so is legal self-defense.

 

Posted by: irright at April 07, 2021 03:11 PM (SchQD)

312 Nood

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:12 PM (dekGQ)

313 Well, that's annoying. The "link" thingy is supposed to change the long URL to the name you give it.
PIXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:12 PM (i4CI5)

314 We're rocking the downstairs thread. 😝

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 03:13 PM (OCTRt)

315
That just means death at the hands of another. Which it obviously was. According to the cops and prosecutors, though, it was apparently a justified homicide since they did not charge the cop in question. 

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2021 03:10 PM (UPoLF)

No one is going to ever explain why it was justified, because shut up, peasant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 03:13 PM (xfb67)

316 Dueling Threads. This is new. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:14 PM (+Ae4g)

317 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Medical Examiners don't typically take 3 months to determine a cause of death.  You know, for people that were shot on video and all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 03:16 PM (xfb67)

318 HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner’s office has ruled Ashli Babbitt’s death as a homicide"
-----

Have they been banned from YouTube yet? 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:17 PM (+Ae4g)

319
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Medical Examiners don't typically take 3 months to determine a cause of death. 

Quincy could do it in less than an hour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2021 03:17 PM (63Dwl)

320 The formatting code for the site is deteriorating by the moment.  I know that's obvious.  It's becoming impossible to read.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 07, 2021 03:18 PM (E+OcO)

321 "Come to the top thread. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:18 PM (+Ae4g)

322 Yo, [...]!  Son of Doof and I have made it into Season 2 of Justified.  3 episodes so far.  He is enjoying it very much, and even thought this is my 4th time watching, I am enjoying it more than ever!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:18 PM (mZUr4)

323 Wow.  Homepage is PHUCKED UP!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 07, 2021 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

324 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Medical Examiners don't typically take 3 months to determine a cause of death. 
Quincy could do it in less than an hour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot


42 minutes.  Without commercials.  Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman could do it without electricity. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 03:20 PM (OCTRt)

325 Many posters are lying about a new nood. Shame.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:20 PM (dekGQ)

326 Come to the Undernood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 03:20 PM (yQpMk)

327 Looks like a battle between this old thread and the new thread that's below this old thread for commenters.
LMFAO.
Hope the hamsters of old are back online soon........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

328 The Undernood is just QAnon, you can believe every word. Believe you me.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:22 PM (dekGQ)

329 sniffybigtoe @ 317- They sent the body to chy-nah.

Posted by: Eromero at April 07, 2021 03:22 PM (0OP+5)

330 Vanellope von Schweetz called.
She wants her Glitch back.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (i4CI5)

331 We need a THIRD thread!  Then we can have the AOSHQ "Laff-a-lympics"!
One thread for the Scooby Doobies, one for the Really Rottens, and one for the Yogi Yahooeys!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (mZUr4)

332 Hiya horde.  
What great evil lurks in the shadows today?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (W2Pud)

333 --- 151 Look, as the asexual Xi signals to the other Xi that it is one of the tribe. The peacock has its feathers. The XiCuck has a V tattoo, signaling vaccination.   https://tinyurl.com/34vdbyve

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 02:20 PM (rdbLX)

I don't understand the connection between the vaccination and bigotry though.

Posted by: Emmie at April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (ofYez)

334 Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:18 PM (mZUr4)

Awesome!!  The great thing about it is they end Season 1 on such an incredible note, and then drop you in both feet running into all these new awful characters in Season 2.

When I discovered the show, Season 2 was still going. We went from the pilot up to about S2 E8 and from then on it was excruciating and amazing waiting for each successive week and eventually season. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:24 PM (+Ae4g)

335 Quincy could do it in less than an hour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Mwerrdur!

Posted by: Boswell at April 07, 2021 03:24 PM (w2LAm)

336 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Medical Examiners don't typically take 3 months to determine a cause of death. 
Quincy could do it in less than an hour. Posted by: Bertram Cabot
*** Pashaw.  So could i and i had better bewbs.

Posted by: Bones at April 07, 2021 03:24 PM (axyOa)

337 Polar was a fun ride, that actor is a strange dude. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 03:24 PM (xEIoY)

338 BLM activist, under color of law, murders young female/mother Air Force veteran ... all covered up by media as FBI/DOJ go on shock and awe terror campaign against MAGA normies.


And this prosecutor, under color of law, (isn't that the right phrase?) ... is pursuing political imprisonment of Trump supports, holding prisoners without bail, dragging them away from their children in dawn raids. ... It can get worse, nest they'll just send out hit squads, or maybe start bombing Trump rallies ... they have shown their true colors.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 03:25 PM (Cus5s)

339 I'm so confused.
Hiya horde.
What great evil lurks in the shadows today?

Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (W2Pud)

motherfuckinghamsterfuckers, and they're not lurking nor in the shadows. They're out prancing around in the daylight.


Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 03:26 PM (46GDR)

340 The other thing I love about Justified is the way each season is like its own little movie. 

They almost uniformly start slow and then by the time you hit the last four or five episodes, it's just streaking downhill. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:26 PM (+Ae4g)

341 Hiya clutch!
If you practice enough, Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers just rolls off the tongue.  
The otters at the Vancouver Aquarium are napping.  I love them. 

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:27 PM (W2Pud)

342
  The otters at the Vancouver Aquarium are napping. I love them.

Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 07, 2021 03:27 PM (W2Pud)


And they love you, anally. 

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

343
Hiya horde.   What great evil lurks in the shadows today? Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:23 PM (W2Pud)


Come to the undernood!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 03:29 PM (Ez6QX)

344 REDRUM

Posted by: dartist at April 07, 2021 03:29 PM (+ya+t)

345 More troubleshooting: It looks like the site is now using https. This is causing a lot of Mixed Content errors (because the requested content is via http)
Also Error: FeatureSwitchContext in embed.modules on main page

Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2021 03:29 PM (awtm/)

346 I know that troll is funny and all, but maybe the Arce should cut his pay and pay the programmers more.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:30 PM (dekGQ)

347 Dont be fooled . Its like green oranges.  We're all nood underneath.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 03:30 PM (axyOa)

348 Is there anyway to short the eal.estate market for the entire City of Minneapolis?  The prosecution witnesses are killing the case against Floyd.  The City will burn.

Posted by: Jean at April 07, 2021 03:30 PM (Odarn)

349 When I discovered the show, Season 2 was still going. We went from the pilot up to about S2 E8 and from then on it was excruciating and amazing waiting for each successive week and eventually season.

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 03:24 PM (+Ae4g)



Mrs Doof and I watched it as it aired from the beginning.  We were already big fans of Walton Goggins from having watched The Shield.
It is soooooooo difficult not spoiling things for Son of Doof.  So I might have to chit chat with you here as we watch!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:31 PM (mZUr4)

350 The other thing I love about Justified is the way each season is like its own little movie.

They almost uniformly start slow and then by the time you hit the last four or five episodes, it's just streaking downhill.

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 03:26 PM (+Ae4g)


Well stated!

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:32 PM (mZUr4)

351 I hear banjos playing in the background 

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2021 03:32 PM (Cxk7w)

352 The Vancouver Aquarium has otter cams, and penguin cams. So far, however, they have disappointingly not put in a Beaver Cam.

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 07, 2021 03:32 PM (K7+1y)

353 HOLY SH*T the DC Medical Examiner's office has ruled Ashli Babbitt's death as a homicide

Legally speaking, "Homicide" just means death of a human being caused by another human being.




Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2021 03:32 PM (awtm/)

354 Fruck QAnon, the underwood nood is now the my main go to news source.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:33 PM (dekGQ)

355 Justified: All us hillbillies know a lot of dogs barking is the hillbilly door bell. Good show though.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:35 PM (dekGQ)

356 352 The Vancouver Aquarium has otter cams, and penguin cams. So far, however, they have disappointingly not put in a Beaver Cam.
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at April 07, 2021 03:32 PM (K7+1y)

I do believe that Pr0nhub has that live cam.

Posted by: BifBewalski - Blackout Bif! at April 07, 2021 03:35 PM (VcFUs)

357 We should just set up an ace . win site or whatever. Only let ace and cobs post new threads but we can all comment on them. 

Posted by: Zakn at April 07, 2021 03:36 PM (BAa5T)

358 Glitch please.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 03:36 PM (n+4am)

359 I'm cool with the new blog, even though it's not complete.  It will improve over time.  It's only been a couple days.

I have lots of patience.  

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 03:36 PM (3H9h1)

360 Everything Democrats want to force on us sucks.  Everything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 03:37 PM (KGK6U)

361 Stop being dirty minded asshat perverts.  
Otters are sweet.  They hold hands when they sleep.   

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

362 I do like the trolls new nic.

Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:35 PM (dekGQ)

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 03:38 PM (dekGQ)

363 Any else notice that all the left sidebar stuff is now over the top of the posts? Is this Ace's subtle way to remind us to hit the PayPal button?

Posted by: johnd01 ® at April 07, 2021 03:38 PM (ukNFU)

364 refuse comments  
Posted by: Ace  
 - - - - - - - - -

I resemble that remark. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:39 PM (+Ae4g)

365 Oh, I'm a good old rebel and that's just what I am...

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2021 03:39 PM (gmo/4)

366 I wonder if they've managed to keep the killer's name secret even from Babbitt's family. Wouldn't surprise me, at this point. Nothing would. "Our cops can kill your family members secretly, and also, fuck you" is practically all I expect anymore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2021 03:40 PM (Uh2oA)

367
Hello Horde, it's Hump Day!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 07, 2021 03:03 PM (oUcR5)



If you insist.

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)

368 Stop being dirty minded asshat perverts.  
Otters are sweet.  They hold hands when they sleep.   

Heh. Thats not a hand!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 03:41 PM (axyOa)

369 We hold hands because separated surprise-anal-gang-rapists are ineffective surprise-anal-gang-rapists.
   

Posted by: irright at April 07, 2021 03:41 PM (SchQD)

370 New old thread is now gone new old thread.
I guess Ace realized how badly he can muss with this new place.
I bet he can't wait to get the old system back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

371 Diogenes!
that's NASTY.  

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (W2Pud)

372 Supposed to be "The Otters"    

Posted by: irright at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (SchQD)

373 So I might have to chit chat with you here as we watch!
Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:31 PM (mZUr4)

I am never not good to talk a little Justified!!!

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (+Ae4g)

374   Thanks to Pixy for restoring the blog  to a usable degree, except for the idiot captcha--I don't like that validation in ANY blog I frequent, so it's no big deal here.

Something more to check---& show up now?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (KATBx)

375
Stop being dirty minded asshat perverts.  
Otters are sweet.  They hold hands when they sleep.   

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)


*mental note to hold hands in sleep after*

Posted by: Emergency Backup 4 at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

376 Undernood just disappeared. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 03:42 PM (OCTRt)

377 Nood! Quick Hits

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (mZUr4)

378 And now I'm back here?  Like the undernood never existed.
Mind status: Blown.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (dfRN6)

379 Otters are sweet. They hold hands when they sleep.



Yeah, like Tattaglia holding Luca Brasi's hand captive before another otter closes in for the anal probing....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (n+4am)

380 Hah!   Yes, indeedv it does.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 07, 2021 03:43 PM (KATBx)

381 So far, however, they have disappointingly not put in a Beaver Cam.

Posted by:typical disgusting Moron




That camera is at the Tri-Delt sorority at Oregon State University. It's been installed for 47 years, but none of the DDD's have yet figured out where it is placed.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (i4CI5)

382
Stop being dirty minded asshat perverts.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:37 PM

but, that's our most endearing trait

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2021 03:44 PM (DUIap)

383 Hiya clutch!
If you practice enough, Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers just rolls off the tongue.
The otters at the Vancouver Aquarium are napping. I love them.

Posted by:nurse ratchedat April 07, 2021 03:27 PM (W2Pud)

I'll just never be able to sound as purdy saying that, some folks are a natch. 

Here's 2 otters molestering each other.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (46GDR)

384
Stop being dirty minded asshat perverts. Otters are sweet. They hold hands when they sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2021 03:37 PM


That's just to distract you from what out other hand is doing.

Posted by: The Otters at April 07, 2021 03:45 PM (m+jkK)

385 test

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 07, 2021 03:47 PM (Q9lwr)

386 testes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 07, 2021 03:54 PM (ju2Fy)

387 Whenever I need help, I just pray to God and he always answers my prayer. I guess he likes me.

Posted by: Chief Troll at April 07, 2021 04:01 PM (dekGQ)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2021 07:06 PM (PiXy!)

389 Where are the Wombats??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 07, 2021 07:26 PM (hS/Zs)

390 42 Ha!
Looks like I picked a good time to go poopoo.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (axyOa)


Any time is a good time to go poopoo.  My word as a Biden!

Posted by: The President of the United States at April 07, 2021 07:28 PM (PiwSw)

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