April 07, 2021

Asa Hutchinson Cvcksplains His Corporate-Friendly Position on Chemically Castrating Children
— Ace

As Tucker Carlson accurately tells him: "You're pro-choice on chemically castrating children. What changed?"




Jazz Shaw at Hot Air writes:

Hutchinson tried to argue with Tucker over the contents of the bill, saying that if the bill only addressed chemical castration (puberty blockers), "I would have signed the bill.” He went on to expand that definition, saying that if the bill were only about "procedures… sex reassignment surgery, I would have signed that bill.” But what else of any significance is left in the bill aside from those procedures? He kept describing the bill as being "overly broad” and coming between a doctor and a patient. But that’s precisely the line that Democrats use when arguing against laws limiting or banning abortions. And isn’t a prohibition against surgical procedures or the prescription of drugs also "coming between a doctor and their patient?” (The things he claims he would have been fine signing off on.)

Tucker really hounded the Governor on this, returning to questions about the lack of research data on the long-term effects of these procedures on children. But as much as Hutchinson tried to claim that he "would have signed” a bill that only prohibited the surgeries or drugs, he then went on to give a textbook liberal explanation of why it’s "important” for parents and children to have these options. Honestly, my head was spinning by the time the interview was over and Tucker Carlson was obviously disgusted by the time he signed off.

Shaw notes that Hutchinson is "term-limited" and therefore politics are not a reason for this.

No, but the fact that he'll be needing a new high-paying job next year very much holds a clue to his behavior.

For anyone who's a governor, the only possible future career paths are the presidency, the academy, or, of course, serving on the boards of corporations.

Sure, mere Congressmen can become sleazy lobbyists, but that's too low-rent for a former governor.

Hutchinson has never been discussed as a potential president and has no entree into academia. Particularly now that the academy has purged all non-Marxists. Certainly you can't be a Republican serving in a university's administration.

That leaves the Corporate Parachute for Asa.

Now, you're not going to believe this wild coincidence, but one of the largest retailers in human history, Walmart, just happens to have its headquarters in Arkansas, and, you're definitely not going to believe this next coincindence, Tom Walton, an heir to the Walmart fortune, has very strong -- oddly strong! -- opinions on the gender of children.

Could there possibly be some connection here? Certainly Tucker Carlson seems exceptionally skeptical -- he says as much -- when Hutchinson claims he was not contacted by any corporate interests, not a single one, on this issue. Including, specifically, Walmart.

And yet Hutchinson knows Tom Walmart and Tom Walmart is extremely interested in children's putative right to participate in genital cosplay.

The Ruling Class, like the Ruling Class all throughout history, is extraordinarily focused on the sexual liberation of children.

And as was almost surely the case with Kristi Noem -- the word was passed to Hutchinson that his future corporate career could be derailed in a hurry if he didn't play ball with the trans lobby.

Whether the word is being passed by a corporate donor himself -- doubtful -- or, more likely, one of his lobbyists or lawyers, the word is being passed. Big money if you veto this bill, no job prospects if you don't.

This is a system of direct bribery of high public officials by megacorporations and it must be stopped.

And also, someone at some point has to record the threats and promises being made to him or her by corporate fixers.

And then a lot of very wealthy people need to go to prison for ten, fifteen years per conspiracy and bribery charge.

Public corruption is one of the many crimes the FBI and DOJ no longer bother prosecuting. 

Because the Ruling Class forbids it.

And no one can be considered for president who has not proven his willingness or even eagerness to tell the suborners and bagmen of the Ruling Class to go fuck themselves dead.

Publicly.

Video link in case that doesn't post:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Hry1rJn7w&t=2s



Link to that tweet in case it doesn't post: 

https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/1379776137539293186

Tom Walton rushes to announce his support of trans "therapy" for children:




Tom Walton supports Arkansas governor's veto of trans legislation

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(BRAIN) — Tom Walton, an heir to the Walmart fortune, part-owner of several bike industry companies and a promoter of cycling in Arkansas, said Tuesday he supports Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson's recent veto of legislation that would ban gender confirming treatments or surgery for transgender youth. The state legislature later overturned the veto.

...

Walton issued a statement Tuesday on the Walton Family Foundation  website:

"We are alarmed by the string of policy targeting LGBTQ people in Arkansas. This trend is harmful and sends the wrong message to those willing to invest in or visit our state. We support Gov. Asa Hutchinson’s recent veto of discriminatory policy and implore government, business and community leaders to consider the impact of existing and future policy that limits basic freedoms and does not promote inclusiveness in our communities and economy.

Our nation was built on inalienable rights and strengthened by individual differences. Arkansas has been called the land of opportunity because it is a place where anyone can think big and achieve the extraordinary. Any policy that limits individual opportunity also limits our state’s potential.”



Posted by: Ace at 11:54 AM | Comments (442)
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1 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 07, 2021 12:18 PM (HE/Rc)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

3 A topical post from Ace that I can comment on?
What is this place coming to?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

4 Ace is up. Now the party can begin. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 12:21 PM (+Ae4g)

5 Mind numbing, all of it.  Just mind numbing. 

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 07, 2021 12:21 PM (+ldAm)

6 checklist for all future candidates:

1. Do not be insane. 

2. See item 1. 

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 07, 2021 12:21 PM (kTF2Z)

7 Time for a new country. A new party is a good start on that. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (z5Vrg)

8 For anyone who's a governor, the only possible future career paths are the presidency, the academy, or, of course, serving on the boards of corporations.
There's always being a Senator.  I'd hate to lose Cotton, but that wouldn't happen.  That leaves Boozman, about whom I know very little.

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (v16oJ)

9 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

10 Asa Hutchinson is the embodiment of spineless weasel, no?

Posted by: dantesed at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (88xKn)

11 It's for the children. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 12:23 PM (+Ae4g)

12 As soon as Ace figures out how to use his new blog, Pixy will have the old one back up and running.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

13 11It's for the children.

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 12:23 PM (+Ae4g)

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A pedophile is certainly somebody's child.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

14 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Public schools and poor parenting.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

15 I'm trying to imagine the next perversion (after this transgender insanity) that the political/corporate interests will be pushing. You know with leftists there's always the next perversion...
Remember when Obama was against same-sex marriage? Good times...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 07, 2021 12:24 PM (pcsoT)

16 Asa's parents misspelled his first name.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 07, 2021 12:24 PM (Dx34V)

17 14Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Public schools and poor parenting.

Posted by:Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

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Tumblr. Well, for a while that was the source.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

18 There is the possibility that Hutchison is just Asshoe.  Has he made a statement regard to having his veto overridden? 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (2DOZq)

19 As has been said, The GOP/Conservative movement exists as an elaborate Rube Goldbergian circle jerk.

The only way forward is a muscular American Nationalism and Populism.

The GOP is not the answer to any of problems.
And at this point is a hinderence to us setting to the hard work of reclaiming this country from the pedophile maniacs, fascists and neo-feudalists that have seized control of the levers of power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (FVrDO)

20

A longtime assistant to National Rifle Association executive Wayne LaPierre diverted tens of thousands of dollars from the organization to pay for a family wedding, according to testimony at the group's bankruptcy trial Tuesday.


NRA is just another branch of Conservative Inc that needs a cleansing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (xPl2J)

21 Noem, Haley, Hutchinson and their ilk are projecting weakness.  They need to Endeavor to Persevere, like I do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (sWM8x)

22
Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

They're a vanishingly small fraction of a population; statistical noise. So you see why the left is very anxious to make as many as they can, as fast as possible.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (t+qrx)

23 I'm trying to imagine the next perversion (after this transgender insanity) that the political/corporate interests will be pushing. You know with leftists there's always the next perversion...

Cannibalism, FTW!

Posted by: pep at April 07, 2021 12:25 PM (v16oJ)

24
Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)


The number remains at less than 1/10 of 1%.  They're just getting more attention.


In the Dave tweet, he mentions the oppression of LBGTQ.  Permanently destroying the life of an unknowledgeable child does NOT fit into that 'community.'


They're mentally fucked if they think this is how it's 'meant' to be.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

25 I hate these monsters so much. Why in the hell would they want to mutilate CHILDREN?
There's a Bible verse I find comforting: "Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord; I will repay." 

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (G6Lqs)

26 Asa ought to try female hormones and lupron and see what happens to his mental status

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (ONvIw)

27 Proscription and crucifixion would fix this.

Posted by: Raging Boner at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (KYWK2)

28 The markup is better on little girl's clothes.

Posted by: Walmart Bean Counter at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (Tnijr)

29 Hutchinson does not have to move to a job in the private sector. He could just retire and live off his ill-gotten gains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (mzC78)

30 Hola 

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo Ranch at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (dbkIH)

31 Hi horde! Is the fire at the data center out? First I have been able to connect. Maybe.

Posted by: Rosasharn at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (yEBFM)

32 9Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

This stuff tends to get worse over time. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (z5Vrg)

33
Asa ought to try female hormones and lupron and see what happens to his mental status

Posted by:CNat April 07, 2021 12:26 PM (ONvIw)


They won't have time to study the effects as he will have killed himself within 6 months.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

34 8 For anyone who's a governor, the only possible future career paths are the presidency, the academy, or, of course, serving on the boards of corporations.
There's always being a Senator.  I'd hate to lose Cotton, but that wouldn't happen.  That leaves Boozman, about whom I know very little.

Boozman = Hutchinson, I.E GOPe

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (o2MD2)

35 God forbid I ever become as stupid and transparent as a pandering Republican politician, like Asa Hutchinson or Kristi Noem.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Pj6he)

36 My last comment was supposed to be from Mike Pence.
Yeah, I suck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (sWM8x)

37 we are in a demonic era 👹

Posted by: vmom sic semper stabbicus at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (GBZnB)

38 Howdy, Ace, howdy, Horde,
The new GOP logo for 2021: a jellyfish on a white flag of surrender.
My apologies to jellyfish.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (QeF4b)

39

They won't have time to study the effects as he will have killed himself within 6 months.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep, highly damaging. 

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (ONvIw)

40 I hope all these sick fucks get horsefucked to death. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

41 40I hope all these sick fucks get horsefucked to death.

Posted by:Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

In the days before liberals normalized bestiality we would've beaten them to death with tire irons. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:29 PM (z5Vrg)

42 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden? Posted by: Jordan61
These are the new wave.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2021 12:30 PM (SmsR0)

43 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)



I know.  I've only known one tranny in my whole life, and he night have been only a cross-dresser.  I'm not sure of the definitions.  Oh, and two years ago on vacation we sat at a restaurant table where the woman clearly was not really woman.  But that's it, in mumbly-decades.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 12:30 PM (45fpk)

44 BTW,Ace,  excellent essay up top.  Too bad my editor won't let me take this position, so it really isn't useful to me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick, LA Times plagiarist at April 07, 2021 12:30 PM (Pj6he)

45 Still baffled as to why tranny supremacists have such power all of a sudden.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (pAjZN)

46
The Ruling Class, like the Ruling Class all throughout history, is extraordinarily focused on the sexual liberation of children.

I'm angry at our ruling class for this and much more, but I am grateful that they are revealing their true nature for all the LIVs to witness.

Posted by: G. Gnome at April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (OQcPl)

47 Big Pharma will always lobby and pay to push its own agenda.  Sex change drugs?  No problem!  Pandemic?  No problem!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (03n3v)

48 37 we are in a demonic era 👹 --- That's the best explanation I can come up with.  Someone upthread asked where this is all headed.  One place it's headed is elimination of laws against sex with children.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (sWM8x)

49 45Still baffled as to why tranny supremacists have such power all of a sudden.

Posted by:weft cut-loopat April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (pAjZN)

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The donor class wants it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

50 45Still baffled as to why tranny supremacists have such power all of a sudden.

Posted by:weft cut-loopat April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (pAjZN)

It's not a new group of people, it's the same group of people with a new banner. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:32 PM (z5Vrg)

51 45Still baffled as to why tranny supremacists have such power all of a sudden.

Posted by:weft cut-loopat April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (pAjZN)

It's not a new group of people, it's the same group of people with a new banner.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:32 PM (z5Vrg)

52 Tom Walton is trying to muscle Jeff Bezzos out of the way as Satan's exclusive retailer in the next life.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:32 PM (Ojki1)

53

Remember the old days when lefties hated corporations?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

54 A sane law for children transitioning would be: The child, parents and anybody involved (doctors, shrinks, teachers) cannot mention the case in the media and social media for 1 year. If the mom gets on twatter to pose, the clock starts over again. I'd wager that 80% of these cases would instantly resolve themselves when the attention they're so desperately trying to gain is cut off (har).

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (46GDR)

55 Our nation was built on inalienable rights and strengthened by individual differences.
The inalienable right to surgically mutilate children on the basis of crackpot theories! They've missed it since the days they were allowed to sterilize "undesirables" in the name of eugenics!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (naEeR)

56 Big Pharma will always lobby and pay to push its own agenda.  Sex change drugs?  No problem!  Pandemic?  No problem! Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2021 12:31 PM (03n3v)

Maybe it's time for Big Ammo to start pushing their own solution to the tranny problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (mzC78)

57 I don't really mind having to put "green" in the answer box for every comment, but couldn't the word "color" be spelled in American?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (o2MD2)

58 My comment totally disappeared.  And it took so long to bake it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (45fpk)

59
This is a system of direct bribery of high public officials by megacorporations and it must be stopped.

The whole system is rife with this kind of bribery (board seats, media positions, publishing etc.). This is another area where conservatives were sold a bill of goods: the idea that endless corporate money could flow into politics and it would not affect anyone's behavior so long as it was all transparent. Pretty naive in retrospect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (H5knJ)

60 Fingers crossed that the next Arkansas governor will be Governor Sarah Sanders.
Also, Outnumbered has been pretty great lately with the new women cohosts: Emily Campagno, Kayleigh McEnany and Harris Faulkner... today they have Tomi Lahren and Leo Terrell on.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (NpAcC)

61 Public corruption is one of the many crimes the FBI and DOJ no longer bother prosecuting. 

Because the Ruling Class forbids it.
Well, and they participate in it, it's their bread and cheese....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (7bRMQ)

62 Theory:
Rampant libertinism arises when the ruling class is so ensconced in power that they feel no need to hide their degeneracy from the masses.
This is never a situation that lasts very long.
Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

63 Whore!!!!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (X8XYH)

64 I mean, when I was a kid I was a tomboy. I wanted to play football and help my dad work on the car. I guess nowadays that would translate to I want hormone treatments to make me a guy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (Ez6QX)

65 Ace I hate this new blog and want the old one back. I go away for a few days and a data center floods itself in Utah and now I can change colors?!
Also why am I having to complete  an iq test in order to post? I’ve never even seen a green orange! 

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

66 I thought the problem with trannies was being underly broad??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (1yPl/)

67 9Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

The same place Cutters came from 20 years ago. People who need help being social pushed into a harmful direction. 

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (Ojki1)

68
Remember the old days when lefties hated corporations?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

And the idea of individual liberties. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (Rvt88)

69 I can't wait until these kids start suing the shit out of their parents for making them tranny freaks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (xfb67)

70 The media and political class in what was America is total shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (3H9h1)

71 65  Also why am I having to complete an iq test in order to post? I’ve never even seen a green orange!

Posted by:Harry Paratestesat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

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They hide amongst the limes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

72  I hope all these sick fucks get horsefucked to death. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM

We have standards, you know.

Posted by: Horses at April 07, 2021 12:36 PM (DMUuz)

73 62Theory:
Rampant libertinism arises when the ruling class is so ensconced in power that they feel no need to hide their degeneracy from the masses.
This is never a situation that lasts very long.
Discuss.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

It pretty clearly seems to emerge from that class, idk that it is something they are through the whole cycle or something they become. Even eunuchs, or maybe especially eunuchs, are sexually degenerate. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:36 PM (z5Vrg)

74 Lets get Republicans on the record right now on cannibalism, incest, bestiality, plural marriage etc.  Asa?  Kristi?
 
 
Once the left starts pushing these as hard as they are pushing child mutilation and pre-natal murders, we won't have a chance because those will just become the newest "not the hills to die on".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 12:36 PM (Pj6he)

75 69I can't wait until these kids start suing the shit out of their parents for making them tranny freaks.

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 07, 2021 12:35 PM (xfb67)

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"No standing." -SCOTUS

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

76 i stopped shopping at wal mart when they stopped selling 5.56 and handgun ammo its a pain in the ass because i now have to shop at 3 different stores as a result plus get all my ammo from an amalgamation of different local gun shops and online retailers
screw wal mart

Posted by: sound awake at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (8YNUb)

77 Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (qoNQ/)

78 Also why am I having to complete an iq test in order to post? I’ve never even seen a green orange!

Posted by:Harry Paratestesat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

We decided it was the best way to keep out lawyers. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (z5Vrg)

79 Gov. Hutchinson, I am confused and concerned. Does Arkansas not have a law against doctor-assisted suicide because it interferes in doctor-patient agreement about treatment?

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (AMIL/)

80 I think most of the parents supporting sex mutilation of their kids is a form of Munchausen Syndrome . 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (2DOZq)

81 A sane law for children transitioning would be: The child, parents and anybody involved (doctors, shrinks, teachers) cannot mention the case in the media and social media for 1 year. If the mom gets on twatter to pose, the clock starts over again. I'd wager that 80% of these cases would instantly resolve themselves when the attention they're so desperately trying to gain is cut off (har). Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (46GDR)

No. A sane law for children "transitioning" would be: "No!" Even if the little darling thinks it wants to, it cannot be done until the little darling has reached the age of majority. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (mzC78)

82 Rampant libertinism arises when the ruling class is so ensconced in power that they feel no need to hide their degeneracy from the masses.
This is never a situation that lasts very long.
Discuss.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

Yes. See the crumbling Roman empire as a prime example from the past. Edward Gibbon discusses this in his Rise and Fall...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (pcsoT)

83 Well this will end not.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (SmsR0)

84

 I’ve never even seen a green orange! 

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

How about an unripened orange?

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (AwYPR)

85
9 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Same place the Satanic ritual abusers came from back in...  When was that, the 90s?  

The overactive imaginations of people who don't have enough work to keep them busy and should be set to digging ditches.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (PiXy!)

86 Remember the old days when lefties hated corporations?

Posted by:Bertram Cabot, Jr.at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

Yep, corporate capitalism was going to kill us all. I remember most of my hippy leftist friends here in CA had bumper stickers "Question Authority" and "Free Tibet" among others. Now? Wear your mask. Trust the government. China is good, it's just their culture. Uyghur muslims? That's nothing, look at what we've done to the black man. 

Intellectual dishonesty in definition.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (46GDR)

87 Ol' Hutch just wants a clean bill that bans taxing corporations that want to chop your kid's dick off.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (7dN4m)

88 77 Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians? left leaning is where the money is right now

Posted by: sound awake at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (8YNUb)

89 I wonder how many trans problems would mysteriously vanish if the folks who asked the question actually went out and "got lost in the woods."

I mean this legitimately. How many of these people have never had to learn who they are through trial and error and suffering? Even just the trials of climbing down a river bank to draw water and being hungry while waiting for a fire to start?

What answers would they find if they bothered to look?

Posted by: Corna Exile - Now in blog exile at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (O0QMT)

90 82  Yes. See the crumbling Roman empire as a prime example from the past. Edward Gibbon discusses this in his Rise and Fall...

Posted by:LinusVanPeltat April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (pcsoT)

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I was primarily thinking of the Ancien Regime in France, myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

91 "No standing." - SCOTUS sponsored by Coke

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 07, 2021 12:39 PM (X8XYH)

92 77 Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (qoNQ/)
Please note, the body that actually represents my state overrode Governor Spineless's veto.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 12:40 PM (o2MD2)

93 Brain and brain! What is "brain"!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 07, 2021 12:40 PM (1yPl/)

94 Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (qoNQ/)


Because politicians don’t care about ideology and run on whatever platform they think they can win in their jurisdiction on, and then govern as per what the powerful and rich tell them to do. 

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 07, 2021 12:40 PM (UPoLF)

95 Where do trannies come from? Well the infotainment complex tells you if you don't feel to be the stereotype of 100% masculine/feminine all the time you are a tranny. And the infotainment complex will laud you as a hero if you just "come out". And the infotainment complex tells you if anyone doesn't like you for it they are a hater. Who you are allowed to destroy.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 07, 2021 12:40 PM (JMMlQ)

96
I can't wait until these kids start suing the shit out of their parents for making them tranny freaks.

Posted by:sniffybigtoe

I expect a non-zero percentage of them to take more drastic measures. 

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 07, 2021 12:40 PM (pAjZN)

97
No. A sane law for children "transitioning" would be: "No!"

This. I don't want to go full reichsfuhrer for social hygiene, but "This is degenerate and the state will seize your children and give them to sane adoptive parents now" is the correct response.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (H5knJ)

98
Tom Walton, an heir to the Walmart fortune, has very strong -- oddly strong! -- opinions on the gender of children.

Old Sam rolls over face down.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (rV/29)

99 Well, I'm thinking that with "Experimental Chemical Castration for Kids" being on the menu, they can no longer complain about Pro-lifers being "one-issue voters". 

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (JTfFs)

100 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?

Its a valid question.  Are there really so many?  Were there really that many people just waiting for a chance to hack themselves apart?  Or is it just trendy to claim it and lunatic wokester parents are pushing their kids into it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

101 85 Posted by:Pixy Misaat April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (PiXy!) =========
Just FYI: I'm seeing weird loading times on the site. Long waits that seem to have no explanation. 
Also, when I paste into the comment box, what I paste gets selected instead of the cursor just going to the next space. I don't know if that's by design or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

102 77Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians?
There is no mystery here. It is because of corporate cash and future employment with corporations. It's that simple.

Posted by: Ace at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (5+1A/)

103
41 40I hope all these sick fucks get horsefucked to death.

Posted by:Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

In the days before liberals normalized bestiality we would've beaten them to death with tire irons. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:29 PM (z5Vrg)


I'm in no mood to be merciful.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

104 Folks, this is not about Trannies.  There are very few of them.  This is the Left continuing the destruction of the culture of America.  Remember that patriotic go to church, judge people by their merits, get an education, get a good job, get married and have a family America?
You will note that the Left is destroying the very fabric of ALL of those, and showing the 'right' that they don't have the power to fight back... or they will be called insurrectionists and the entire power of the Fed Government will be used against them.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

105 97 No. A sane law for children "transitioning" would be: "No!"
This. I don't want to go full reichsfuhrer for social hygiene, but "This is degenerate and the state will seize your children and give them to sane adoptive parents now" is the correct response.

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (H5knJ)

The issue is that they want to do that too, on the side of tranny surgeries. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (z5Vrg)

106 They've missed it since the days they were allowed to sterilize "undesirables" in the name of eugenics!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (m+jkK)

107 I can't wait until these kids start suing the shit out of their parents for making them tranny freaks.

And the doctors, and the politicians.  All the people who should have protected them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

108 If STOP CUTTING OFF CHILDRENS' DICKS is no longer an acceptable position on the Right, just fuck them all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 12:43 PM (yQpMk)

109 "Hutchinson claims he was not contacted by any corporate interests, not a single one"

No, he contracted them ... or it might have come up while he was vacationing on their yacht, with underage hookers, but that was just chit chat among friends. ... /s ... yes, BigCorp and various monied interests have fully corrupted our government.  .. 
Hard to say who has the most clout ... BigGov(DeepState division) ... BigBank (20 global banks above state laws) BigCartel (every nation seems to have huge ones, all growing internationally) ... or maybe a cabal of Shadow Oligarchs that meet around some round table (like in a Bond movie .. Quantum of Solace?)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 12:43 PM (Cus5s)

110 58 My comment totally disappeared.  And it took so long to bake it. Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (45fp
I still am not sure what causes the issue of load times taking long. It's got to be on the server side because it's so strange to load in less than a second one time. And then taking 70 seconds the next. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2021 12:43 PM (6p12J)

111 Parents who would submit their kids to this perverted shit are the same as those who strap bombs to their kids and send them off to kill infidels. Their politics are their life, their kids, not so much.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (o2MD2)

112 #85 I know two. Both were kids converted by the left and one against the wishes of the parent.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (X8XYH)

113 G-g-g-groin injury.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

114
78 Also why am I having to complete an iq test in order to post? I’ve never even seen a green orange!

Posted by:Harry Paratestesat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

We decided it was the best way to keep out lawyers. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (z5Vrg)

Didn't work. You'll have to try something more difficult, like maths.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

115 "Public corruption is one of the many crimes the FBI and DOJ no longer bother prosecuting."
Unless your last name is Trump, in which they will make up crimes to investigate!  

Posted by: brass balls at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (JDB34)

116 "Public corruption is one of the many crimes the FBI and DOJ no longer bother prosecuting."
They don't want to bite the hand that feeds.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (II3Gr)

117 Didn't work. You'll have to try something more difficult, like maths.

 

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)

118 The last time i tried to buy my kids clothes at Walmart, there was no toddler boys and girls section. It was all mixed together. And I couldn't find a boy's shirt that didn't have a girl's cut to it. 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (0UNjH)

119 Or is it just trendy to claim it and lunatic wokester parents are pushing their kids into it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)


BRUCE Jenner, woman of the year.  Total bullshit MEDIA creation.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (oHd/0)

120 They've missed it since the days they were allowed to sterilize "undesirables" in the name of eugenics! Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM (naEeR) I think that's a lot of it, plus the ability to claim young children can give informed consent. A hundred years ago progs decided they could determine which Americans were "fit for purpose" and sterilize those who didn't qualify. If the parents objected they were ignored. Modern progs get the added gratification of threatening to jail objecting parents instead of just ignoring them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (1lKRm)

121 Yes. See the crumbling Roman empire as a prime example from the past. Edward Gibbon discusses this in his Rise and Fall...

Posted by:LinusVanPeltat April 07, 2021 12:38 PM (pcsoT)

I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing? Processed foods? Fluoride? Microwaves? Chemtrails? 

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)

122

I'm in no mood to be merciful.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

So day of the week ending in the letter "y" then.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (Ojki1)

123

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)

He'll have an additional 66.66666667% of a fish after the contingency fee.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

124
This is a system of direct bribery of high public officials by megacorporations and it must be stopped.
And also, someone at some point has to record the threats and promises being made to him or her by corporate fixers.
They're (the megacorps) aren't even pretending anymore. They're now going on Twitter to talk about buying legislation and outcomes they want and how they're directly pressuring officials to do the "right" things.

Delta, Coke, UAL, Dell Technologies and more have been brazenly open about this over the past couple of weeks. I think a line has been crossed recently. They used to engage in this kind of pressure and corruption behind closed doors. Now they openly discuss it on Twitter and their political tools they own go on TV to talk about it and rationalize it, but still in the context of the pressure. We've passed a breaking point recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (Jsjd7)

125
71 65 Also why am I having to complete an iq test in order to post? I’ve never even seen a green orange! Posted by:Harry Paratestesat April 07, 2021 12:34 PM (UPoLF)

2 You've never been to FL

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (rV/29)

126 In today's White House Press Briefing, Zhou Bai-den's Commerce Secretary. Gina Raimondo, is setting the stage for delay in publishing the 2020 Census results for redistricting purposes that could mean states would not have time to re-district Congressional districts in time for 2022 primaries.  Boy, color me greenly un-surprised, since Blue states are expected to lose seats overall.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

127
Didn't work. You'll have to try something more difficult, like maths.

 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM


Hey!  We can divide by 3!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (m+jkK)

128 Folks, this is not about Trannies. There are very few of them. This is the Left continuing the destruction of the culture of America.

It's about making people repeat lies -- "men can become women; women can be men" -- so that it's easier to get them to repeat the next lie. 
Theodore Dalrymple: "Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better."

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (naEeR)

129
Three of ten bottlebrushes in the garden removed. Nothing pretty and nothing easy. Dig, chop, saw, pull.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (mht8P)

130
122

I'm in no mood to be merciful.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

So day of the week ending in the letter "y" then.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (Ojki1)

Touche'.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (II3Gr)

131 "Genital cosplay."  That's good stuff...perfect in its description.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (O+I8R)

132 I bet if the prospective trannies had to type "green" before every injection the demand for puberty blockers would drop like a rock.  
 

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (Pj6he)

133 100 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden? 

Its a valid question.  Are there really so many?  Were there really that many people just waiting for a chance to hack themselves apart?  Or is it just trendy to claim it and lunatic wokester parents are pushing their kids into it? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)
Just the other week there were a bunch of girls posting on twitter about detransitioning. So where are all of them coming from? Because anyone that is feeling confused or strange or unsure of themselves they are suddenly celebrated and told how great and amazing and brave they are for deciding they are the other gender. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (6p12J)

134 Arkansas is supposed to be a red state. Why are there so many left-leaning politicians?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Arkansas is a welfare state. Always has been. Always will be.  Have kin that is third and fourth gen welfare kings and queens. Never had a job. Half the town of Ravensden has never had a job. After awhile, the dem mentality bubbles to the top. Regardless of party. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (OCTRt)

135 STOP CUTTING OFF CHILDRENS' DICKS
DICKS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

136 Testing

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (Fs5vw)

137 The new GOP logo for 2021: a jellyfish on a white flag of surrender.  My apologies to jellyfish. 

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 07, 2021 12:28 PM (QeF4b)

Okay, I like that. Too bad I stink at Photoshop.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (QQ6wR)

138 123

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?

Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)

He'll have an additional 66.66666667% of a fish after the contingency fee.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (II3Gr)

A non-lawyer would've answered 1. The perfect trick question to keep out the knaves!

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (z5Vrg)

139 Does anyone get a random page refreshes while you're typing and you lose everything?

I had a very important comment about how I hate soggy limp pickles when you get a sandwich and they throw a soggy limp pickle in with it. How are they even getting it that way? Are they chemically castrating their pickles? 

Every pickle I've ever pulled out of a jar has been crisp. If I happened to pull out a soggy limp pickle I'd violently throw out the whole jar, and curse its name, and probably do some sort of spiritual pickle purification ceremony to ensure it never happened again.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (7dN4m)

140 got to be on the server side because it's so strange to load in less than a second one time. And then taking 70 seconds the next. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2021 12:43 PM (6p12J)

The posts are social distancing to avoid the second wave of the electrical fire. 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (0UNjH)

141 126In today's White House Press Briefing, Zhou Bai-den's Commerce Secretary. Gina Raimondo, is setting the stage for delay in publishing the 2020 Census results for redistricting purposes that could mean states would not have time to re-district Congressional districts in time for 2022 primaries. Boy, color me greenly un-surprised, since Blue states are expected to lose seats overall.

Posted by:Grefat April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

===========
I've been under the impression that the pandemic panic started too early for a while, and this was part of it.
The census was only partially done, and then suddenly people are fleeing major cities en masse for months on end. There's no way in hell that didn't negatively affect counts in blue shithole cities that were on fire. No way.
That's why the left sued the Trump administration for stopping the count on schedule. It wasn't because it was going to be good for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

142
Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 12:42 PM wrote:

Folks, this is not about Trannies. There are very few of them.

Well it does and it doesn't.

It seems to me that "progressives" need some sort of "cutting edge" difference with what goes over with the common folk. Thus there always needs to be these "cutting edge issues" which distinguish the "progressive" from the non. This allows them to feel "progressive". 

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (JTfFs)

143
I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing? Processed foods? Fluoride? Microwaves? Chemtrails? 
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)

Soy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

144
If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)

He'll have an additional 66.66666667% of a fish after the contingency fee.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM


Don't forget the expenses.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (m+jkK)

145
STOP CUTTING OFF CHILDRENS' DICKS
DICKS ARE NOT ILLEGAL   --  Posted by:wth



We need common sense dick control!! 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (Rvt88)

146 @Breaking911  10m

BREAKING: President Biden to unveil executive action on gun control Thursday - Politico

Posted by: Tami at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

147 Didn't work. You'll have to try something more difficult, like maths.

 

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

How about using the Voight-Kampff?

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (Ojki1)

148 #110 Buzzion
I think it's the cache expiry setting.  If the page is in the cache, loads instantly.  When the cache expires, if twenty people request that page it ends up getting re-generated twenty times before it gets written to the cache again.

I can see the server load bouncing around even though the number of users is pretty constant.

I'm going to add more capacity later on today if the main server isn't ready yet.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (PiXy!)

149 "cutting edge issues"

ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (yQpMk)

150 Soy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

See also post-modernism and feminism. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (II3Gr)

151 Now doctors all over Arkansas are asking themselves "what the hell do I do with this bag o' dicks?"  
 
Mail them to Tom Walton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (Pj6he)

152 In my day the Misfits joined the Audio Visual club... Now?  They are all members of the alphabet mafia and their numbers are immensely magnified buy the Newsheimers media.  

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM (flINI)

153 The last time i tried to buy my kids clothes at Walmart, there was no toddler boys and girls section. It was all mixed together. And I couldn't find a boy's shirt that didn't have a girl's cut to it.

Posted by:Cat Ass Trophyat April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (0UNjH)

They announced they were going to do this - I think Target and Kohl's have done this as well. 

As if the kids can reason for themselves about why this is necessary. I just don't think a 7 year boy old goes in looking at clothes, and feels bad that they have to go to the girls section for the clothes they want. But fucking mommy does. 

I'm getting pretty tired of bending over backwards for less than 1% of the population. Of course, I have no doubt most people think it's easily 10%, if not more, thanks to the media. Ask any 20 something what percentage of the population is gay, and you'll get something like 30-50%.

Tire. Iron. It's GREEN.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:51 PM (46GDR)

154 Arkansas is a welfare state. Always has been. Always will be.  Have kin that is third and fourth gen welfare kings and queens. Never had a job. Half the town of Ravensden has never had a job. After awhile, the dem mentality bubbles to the top. Regardless of party. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (OCTRt)

Same as some eastern counties in OK.  

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 12:51 PM (Fs5vw)

155 >>>Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden? 
Don't think that's it. I think it's the media running stories about it 24/7 that people think there are far more trannies than there actually are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (qoNQ/)

156

I'm in no mood to be merciful.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

So day of the week ending in the letter "y" then.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (Ojki1)

Touche'.

 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (II3Gr)


Wednesday, named for Wodin, who was not known for his mercy.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (oHd/0)

157 Didn't work. You'll have to try something more difficult, like maths.

 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 12:44 PM

If you had five green oranges, but the Government only let one transition to orange, would you be bitter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (DMUuz)

158
Tonypete at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM wrote:

We need common sense dick control!!

I think that's why you were supposed to think about baseball. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (JTfFs)

159 This is a gender identity issue, not some crazy idea! You act like we're mentally unbalanced!
Now, do what we say, or we'll commit suicide.

Posted by: Wally at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (Hkfn2)

160 The trans thing is marginalized confused kids who are ignored by their parents, caught up in social media drama, and growing up without guidance, being fed woke shit at school, looking for acceptance and validation. Becoming trans gets them that. Until they realize a couple years in that the acceptance and validation was only temporary, and people went back to ingoring them. 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (0UNjH)

161 We need common sense dick control!!  Posted by: Tonypete 

I exercise that at least once or twice a week.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

162 Just the other week there were a bunch of girls posting on twitter about detransitioning. So where are all of them coming from? Because anyone that is feeling confused or strange or unsure of themselves they are suddenly celebrated and told how great and amazing and brave they are for deciding they are the other gender.

State radio had a big push for normalizing trannies about a decade ago.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 12:53 PM (y7DUB)

163 >>>We need common sense dick control!!  Posted by: Tonypete 


So... marriage?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (qoNQ/)

164   In today's White House Press Briefing, Zhou Bai-den's Commerce Secretary. Gina Raimondo, is setting the stage for delay in publishing the 2020 Census results for redistricting purposes that could mean states would not have time to re-district Congressional districts in time for 2022 primaries. Boy, color me greenly un-surprised, since Blue states are expected to lose seats overall.

Posted by:Grefat April 07, 2021 12:47 PM

Well, it takes a long time for a scribe to decipher 200 million adult's handwriting and to place the appropriate tick marks on a ledger.

It's not like the census forms were machine readable scantrons and we had these things called computers.


Posted by: Chuck C at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (awtm/)

165 Arkansas is a welfare state. Always has been. Always will be.  Have kin that is third and fourth gen welfare kings and queens. Never had a job. Half the town of Ravensden has never had a job. After awhile, the dem mentality bubbles to the top. Regardless of party. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 12:48 PM (OCTRt)

You let your opinion of your kin color your view. My kin work for a living. As of January first the Arkansas unemployment rate was 4.6%. That ain't a fucking welfare state.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (o2MD2)

166 CEOs promoting this evil need to be leading the way by getting castrated.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

167
BREAKING: President Biden to unveil executive action on gun control Thursday - Politico
 
 
I guess that explains the 5000 troops still in DC   
 
[ sarc ]Well, for sure we can count on the rock-ribbed conservative court to smack this down within minutes. [ /sarc ]

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (Pj6he)

168 #139
I thought a pickle surprise involved a tranny that really looked like a woman.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (X8XYH)

169
Wally at April 07, 2021 12:52 PM wrote:

Now, do what we say, or we'll commit suicide.

Who would have believed we were following the politics of a scene from Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (JTfFs)

170
Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)
Its a valid question. Are there really so many? Were there really that many people just waiting for a chance to hack themselves apart? Or is it just trendy to claim it and lunatic wokester parents are pushing their kids into it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:41 PM (KZzsI)
Oh, it's far more than just a valid question, and your speculations describe precisely why.

Transgenderism is related to sexuality and sexual identity, by the rules of those agitating in this area. This is a serious fucking problem because it begs some extremely uncomfortable questions. The fundamental basis of all of the progressive agitation around what they define as "gay rights" (marriage, public accommodation, wedding cakes, et. al.) is that they compared it to race. The underpinning of *all* of their positions is the "born this way" thesis - that sexuality is 100% nature and 0% nurture.

But if sexuality - and transgenderism counts - can follow trends, then this throws the "born this way" thesis out the window. It is an irreconcilable difference. The transgender issue is either overblown on behalf of an extremely tiny, inflexible, consistently-sized minority or it is legitimately *becoming* a bigger issue because more people are becoming transgendered. If it is the former, then it is oppression by the most vocal minority. If it is latter, then the "born this way" rationale for a bulk of the previous agitation is proven to be false.

The circle cannot be squared and this question will never be openly discussed as a result - it's a no-win scenario for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (Jsjd7)

171
143 I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing? Processed foods? Fluoride? Microwaves? Chemtrails?
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)
Soy?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)



Having to pull every breath through damp cloth strapped to our face for hours long every damned day? I guarantee you that the people who survived the various plagues didn't do this idiotic unhealthy shit.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (7dN4m)

172 McConnell warns MLB of "serious consequences" in wake of the All-Star Game decision. Being threatened by Mitch is like being mauled by a sheep.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (mht8P)

173 I'm getting pretty tired of bending over backwards for less than 1% of the population. _________________
It's a lot more than 1% of the prison population.  At least the men's prison population.  Read yesterday that 255 men in California's prisons have "identified" as women and requested to be moved to a women's prison.  LOL.  The only mystery is why more of them aren't taking advantage of the scam.  Life in a women's prison would be a lot easier, and more fun, for most men.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

174 166CEOs promoting this evil need to be leading the way by getting castrated.

Posted by:Northernlurker, now with more lurk than everat April 07, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)

=========
Their children should also be barred from receiving any money from their parents. Any married CEOs must divorce. All must live on the equivalent of welfare. For they are also working to destroy the family and work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

175 Hutchinson claims he was not contacted by any corporate interests, not a single one
My guess is that they don't need to any more.  He's already been suborned, why bother him?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

176 If Dr Frankenstein was building his monster today he would have his choice of genitalia.

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (lgiXo)

177 It seems to me that society as a whole wants mentally ill individuals and gender  confused children to have lots of expensive surgery that will result in more expensive surgery down the line (let's keep Big Pharma and Big Medical busy) and might cause them so much misery, they k*ll themselves.
And Big Med and Big Pharma is OK wit this because there are too many people living on Mother Gaia.

Posted by: shibumi at April 07, 2021 12:56 PM (tjZg/)

178 Actually after Sam Walton died, his family sold out and no longer owns Wally World.

Still it seems his spawn is about as stupid as Bill Gates. And so are the current owners of Wally World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 12:56 PM (YbYav)

179 Their children should also be barred from receiving any money from their parents. Any married CEOs must divorce. All must live on the equivalent of welfare. For they are also working to destroy the family and work.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

This somewhat resembles my idea that communists should be cordoned off into a communist society. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 12:56 PM (z5Vrg)

180 a child cannot give meaningful consent.
cut the governor's dick off without his consent so he understands.

Posted by: x at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (oA+QO)

181 At the AT&T store;
didn't know there were that many
bent genders in this little town.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (rV/29)

182 Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

Los Angeles?

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

183 166CEOs promoting this evil need to be leading the way by getting castrated. Posted by: Northernlurker,
By Guillotine.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (SmsR0)

184 I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity

Akshually, lead pipes build up a mineral coating and after a short time that keeps lead out of the water. Now, the Romans did use lead as a sweetener(!) in their wine, but that didn't cause their decline.
Their decline was largely due to entrenched groups being more interested in maintaining their status than doing what's right. Senators had the choice to raise real Roman legions -- but having to spend more taxes that ultimately came from their pockets AND tighten the labor market by calling up the Roman people they hired -- OR handing a barbarian chief the title "general" and a patch of land inside the Empire. They took the second choice.
Plus, no longer keeping the legions along the Rhine ruined the economy of Britain and the border regions. No need for the British crops that were the easiest to ship to the Rhine; no more legion payrolls creating towns around the forts.
And, in the end, the people of the Empire changed. It's hard to maintain support for a supposedly divinely-inspired government when the people have changed religion and reject the very basis of your legitimacy. 

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (naEeR)

185
If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?
Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)
This would be a terrible captcha, because the answer is superpositioned. The client has either zero or one fish, assuming the client started with zero. He has sued for one fish, but we don't know the outcome of the suit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)

186 160The trans thing is marginalized confused kids who are ignored by their parents, caught up in social media drama, and growing up without guidance, being fed woke shit at school, looking for acceptance and validation. Becoming trans gets them that. Until they realize a couple years in that the acceptance and validation was only temporary, and people went back to ingoring them.

Posted by:Cat Ass Trophyat April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (0UNjH)

Parents and schools and psychiatry are better off explaining adolescence to kids as the temporary situation it is and helping kids develop talents and abilities and good health skills like diet and exercise. I think the guidance and supervision part is badly neglected by all adults in many lives.



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Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (ONvIw)

187
We need common sense dick control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM


Yeah...good luck with that.

Posted by: Random 7th Grade Math Class Boners at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (m+jkK)

188
Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden?
Because you get negative points for being white and straight. "Transgendered" is a quick trip out of the normal cellar. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (JTfFs)

189
Seriously, where are all these trannies coming from all of a sudden? 

I have to go with the coordinated, massive brainwashing attempt by all culture corridors.  Academia, social media, celebrity, corporations, politicians.  Kids are being literally bombarded with TRANNY GOOD messages.  Bombarded with the constant drumbeat to question themselves and if anything feels "off," they're in the wrong body.  The mental conditioning is real.  The brainwashing is real.  The propaganda is relentless.  Why is another question...  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

190 A bit OT but since we're talking about kids.
That abandoned illegal immigrant kid is no reason for everyone to clutch their pearls and moan we need to help the children!  ICE should have collected the kid, asked where he came from, put his butt on a plane and flown to that country, turned over to the American Ambassador there who should of marched him up to the Foreign Ministry of said country and told them, Here, take your kid back. 
It is heartbreaking to be sure, but failing to employ tough love will be worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (axyOa)

191 If Dr Frankenstein was building his monster today he would have his choice of genitalia.

Why just one set?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (YbYav)

192 >>>McConnell warns MLB of "serious consequences" in wake of the All-Star Game decision. Being threatened by Mitch is like being mauled by a sheep.

I'm sure the MLB is frightened.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (qoNQ/)

193

We're in a world of hurt when Raimondo is in charge of the census.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (63Dwl)

194 The most amazing thing is that 20 plus reps voted with the Governor's position. In Arkansas for god's sake.  

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (xEIoY)

195 Globohomo pulls the strings and every corporation and politician dances.

Posted by: brak at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (cG+eD)

196 BREAKING: President Biden to unveil executive action on gun control Thursday - PoliticoI guess that explains the 5000 troops still in DC
We've been guessing he's going after imported weapons, but who knows. I think that online ammo orders are definitely on the list as well. So the rest of the country is going to get the CA treatment of having to send it to your FFL, with a limit of 1k rounds per order.
Fuck this demented puppet and especially fuck the people with their hands up his ass.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:59 PM (46GDR)

197 I'm not really fond of this.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 12:59 PM (Fs5vw)

198 What's the demographic of all these parents eager to cut off dicks, tits and whatnot?  I mean just look at that first.  Early 30's to near 40.  Total wack-a-doodle nutters.  

Then look at the demographics for the next generation that comes after these parents.  These kids are growing up with no interpersonal relationships.  They're not going to have kids... ever.  Especially after seeing what's happening to these weird-o's.

And, they are slowly but surely turning conservative.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 07, 2021 12:59 PM (3H9h1)

199 It is heartbreaking to be sure, but failing to employ tough love will be worse.

Tough love was killed by those people that have the "Love is Love, Kindness is Everything" signs on their front lawn. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (tjZg/)

200 190 agreed. Back he goes. And what kind of shitheads send their kid out like this? 

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (ONvIw)

201
175 Hutchinson claims he was not contacted by any corporate interests, not a single one


He was contacted by the Tong.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (rV/29)

202 <blockquote>ESPN:  NBA expects full arenas for 2021-22 season amid partnership with biometric screening company </blockquote>
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Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

203
This would be a terrible captcha, because the answer is superpositioned. The client has either zero or one fish, assuming the client started with zero. He has sued for one fish, but we don't know the outcome of the suit.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)


That, and the lawyer's fees would be 0.99999999 fish.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (7dN4m)

204 Munchausen by Proxy and getting rewarded with attention, so suddenly lots of children are being diagnosed...  this is the ADD boom all over again but much much worse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (YbYav)

205 Three of ten bottlebrushes in the garden removed. Nothing pretty and nothing easy. Dig, chop, saw, pull.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

This was off-topic until the last sentence.

Posted by: mikeski at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (P1f+c)

206 a child cannot give meaningful consent. cut the governor's dick off without his consent so he understands.

Posted by: x at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM


Of course they can, you h8r!  The age of consent must be eliminated!

Posted by: The End Game at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

207 Second look at removing term limits?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (/G4KL)

208
We need common sense dick control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2021 12:50 PM
Nonsense. What we need is Pussy Control. I wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Prince at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (Jsjd7)

209 Whoopsie!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

210 People are yelling about how terrible it is to sneeze outside your mask, to pull it down.

So you are supposed to blast off inside your mask, and ruin it completely soaking it through and containing all the crud your body is trying to get rid of.  And keep wearing it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

211
I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing?

I don't think modern scholars have put much credence in the lead pipes explanation, but I have not kept up. As for us, I believe the have noted chemicals like hormones from birth control in our water supply.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 01:01 PM (H5knJ)

212 185 If a man has 2 fish and your client sues for 1, how many fishes does your client have?
Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 12:45 PM (z5Vrg)This would be a terrible captcha, because the answer is superpositioned. The client has either zero or one fish, assuming the client started with zero. He has sued for one fish, but we don't know the outcome of the suit.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 07, 2021 12:57 PM (Jsjd7)

The trick is to rejection fractional answers(lawyer fees). Normal person's guess is probably 1. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:01 PM (z5Vrg)

213 159This is a gender identity issue, not some crazy idea! You act like we're mentally unbalanced!
Now, do what we say, or we'll commit suicide.

Posted by:Wallyat April 07, 2021 12:52 PM (Hkfn2)

I play the odds at 40% they will anyway.

Posted by: Bete at April 07, 2021 01:01 PM (Ojki1)

214 Mitch is writing a very sternly worded letter to MLB. Rumor has it he is using 3 exclamation points in a row in one paragraph. 

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (/G4KL)

215 Transgenderism isn't some fucking fad.  It's a full frontal assault!  It's embedded in our institutions, -- education, the military, and the entertainment industry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (03n3v)

216
So you are supposed to blast off inside your mask, and ruin it completely soaking it through and containing all the crud your body is trying to get rid of.  And keep wearing it. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

My husband did that the other day, by accident. I laughed my ass off, then gave him a backup one I had in my pocket.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (Ez6QX)

217
brak at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM wrote:

Globohomo pulls the strings and every corporation and politician dances.

"Big Homo"

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (JTfFs)

218 Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (6O5qM)

219 I see we can do a proper quote+reply now, but I don't see a quote function. HTML?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (uhPTO)

220

If you keep the pH right, lead from the pipes will not enter the drinking water.  If I recall correctly, it has to be kept basic.

Also, there is a big difference between having pipes with lead solder and having actual pipes made out of lead, but the 2 are often conflated by the wackos.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (1ISKN)

221
217 brak at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM wrote:

Globohomo pulls the strings and every corporation and politician dances.

"Big Homo"

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (JTfFs)

A/K/A Big Anus

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (II3Gr)

222 218Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous.

Posted by:Widespread Pepeat April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (6O5qM)

We can always prescribe hot irons and booze here. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (z5Vrg)

223 There is nothing wrong with Big Homo

Posted by: Big Gay Al at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (flINI)

224 202 <blockquote>ESPN:  NBA expects full arenas for 2021-22 season amid partnership with biometric screening company </blockquote> 
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Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (46GDR)

I'm not laughing.  It's going to boggle your mind how many people are in favor of something like this.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Fs5vw)

225 221 217brak at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM wrote:

Globohomo pulls the strings and every corporation and politician dances.

"Big Homo"

Posted by:Axemanat April 07, 2021 01:03 PM (JTfFs)

A/K/A Big Anus

 

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (II3Gr)


I have a very good friend in Rome by the name of Biggus Anus. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (z5Vrg)

226 I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing?

Soy. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (OCTRt)

227 A/K/A Big Anus

"Oohh!!!  Thenturian!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (YbYav)

228
Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (6O5qM)

How you doin' Pepe? Are you still at the ER?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Ez6QX)

229 Why just one set? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (YbYav)

An AC/DC monster would surely get rectified.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (mzC78)

230 The mental conditioning is real.  The brainwashing is real.  The propaganda is relentless.  Why is another question...  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R) 

And has been going on for over 20 years now.  My kids got caught up in the bullshit in Denver.  We are now on a second Generation of this crap.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (oHd/0)

231 But qanon is a conspiracy theory. Check

Posted by: torabora at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (IItlg)

232 Globohomo pulls the strings and every corporation and politician dances.

Yep. Although I'm not sure that the child-centric corps have figured out that if Globohomo dominates, there won't be anyone alive to buy their products. 

Posted by: shibumi at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (tjZg/)

233 "to go fuck themselves dead."
I'm gonna steal that one!  Ace slices like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: gp's Pathway To Extremism - Module 02 at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (qpX6U)

234 I don't want to send anybody to the fainting couch, but the way forward politically is to shrink the party, not expand it. 
No gays, no girlpower, lots of guns and God. That's the way. 
Until then, #NeverGOP

Posted by: DrDJ3WAY at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (bhPL1)

235 231But qanon is a conspiracy theory. Check

Posted by:toraboraat April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (IItlg)


Well yeah, they believed there were "white hats" in the government. Ridiculous. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (z5Vrg)

236 Or rectumfried

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (YbYav)

237   The mental conditioning is real. The brainwashing is real. The propaganda is relentless. Why is another question...

Posted by:Lady in Blackat April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)


Most adolescents feel "off" and insecure at some point, they are very easy targets. "You feel bad about yourself, here's an answer". I find that medical people are most likely to allow this crap to happen with unattractive girls and smaller than average boys, especially ones they think might be gay.

Going back to the transgender industrial complex book published by that weird ass site, I have found no common thread (race, religion, ethnicity)among medical people (MDs, DOs and NPs) who are willing to go along with this except a liberal tendency. 

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

238 Munchausen by Proxy and getting rewarded with attention, so suddenly lots of children are being diagnosed... this is the ADD boom all over again but much much worse.

Posted by:Anna Pumaat April 07, 2021 01:00 PM (YbYav)

And with ADD, social media didn't exist. Yet they dosed the crap out of kids - and continue to do so. Now? People will do anything for attention and fame. The rush of likes and up-twinkles. And using your kid to live vicariously through is much safer than doing some jackass-style idiocy that can get you killed. You get to flex your social justice warrior creds, be brave and come out the other side intact.

I just hope that before the mass suicides, these kids take it out on the parents and doctors that facilitated this sickness.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (46GDR)

239
219I see we can do a proper quote+reply now, but I don't see a quote function. HTML?

Posted by:Grudge Harborat April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (uhPTO)



you mean the: [ quote ] stuff [ /quote ]


without the spaces?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (7dN4m)

240 Actually after Sam Walton died, his family sold out and no longer owns Wally World.

Investopedia suggests that they still control it through various institutionsm unless it has change significantly since last year.
Walton Enterprises owns 1.0 billion shares of Walmart, representing approximately 35% of total shares outstanding

Walton Family Holdings Trust owns approximately 400 million shares of Walmart, representing approximately 15% of total shares outstanding

https://bit.ly/3rYwifJ

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

241 Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)

I think you're on to something. Same with susceptibility to Covidiocy...there seems to be something that keeps some of us completely immune to it. It's not politics, since I know several (now former) Dems who were onto the Hoax from Day One. I'd like to say, it has to do with how much one watched/trusted the MFM. But there has to be something more, I reckon. Something in our diet, maybe? Val-U-Rite?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 07, 2021 01:08 PM (Bmy3R)

242 Governor Asa "Kay Bailey" Hutchinson 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:09 PM (+Ae4g)

243 Thing is, Big Homo doesn't really like the tranny stuff.

Its woke 20-something women and wine moms who are behind all this, with craven, weak men obeying them in the hopes they can slip in a quicky after the pool boy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

244 The mental conditioning is real.  The brainwashing is real.  The propaganda is relentless.  Why is another question...  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

Why is to destabilize the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (y7DUB)

245 Hot irons and booze would be excellent right about now.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (6O5qM)

246 Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous. Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Only the post-op trannies get Oxy.
Mooch outside shoulda toldya.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (SmsR0)

247
It works!

Posted by: gp Vies For Top Ten Socks With 9e96cf9e-e216-421c-9e59-37bec9caddaa at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (qpX6U)

248 160 The trans thing is marginalized confused kids who are ignored by their parents, caught up in social media drama, and growing up without guidance, being fed woke shit at school, looking for acceptance and validation. Becoming trans gets them that. Until they realize a couple years in that the acceptance and validation was only temporary, and people went back to ingoring them. 
_____________

And they realize some other things too.  Like the fact that they're never going to be able to have a normal sex life.  Those little tiny "penises" that surgeons construct out of clitoral tissue for female-to-male trannies often don't work (and are too small to do anything for a woman, even if they do get aroused), and the ones they make out of arm skin are bigger but also don't work, so the tranny "man" is left having to use manual penis pumps to try and make his fake "penis" perform.  And the male-to-female trannies have similar problems with their fake "vaginas," which are actually just surgical wounds.  Unlike real vaginas, they are not elastic, they don't self-lubricate, they don't have the same sensations, etc.  So not only do these kids not resolve their emotional problems by "transitioning," they create for themselves a whole new set of physical and sexual problems, which will lead to even more emotional problems as they realize that they've condemned themselves to a life as a freak. 

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (k4dH2)

249 Governor Asa "Kay Bailey" Hutchinson  Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:09 PM (+Ae4g)
Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (bnUdo)

250 These lunatics who think everything is free but US citizens will be voting GOP in no time if you indulge their vices.
//Asa from Hope

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (Lzpvj)

251 225 

I have a very good friend in Rome by the name of Biggus Anus.

Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (z5Vrg)


=========


Did he know Biggus Dickus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

252 Children are in a tough spot. They are completely dependent on adults. They have no choice save to trust the adults. Unfortunately, some adults are evil, sick perverts who they would do well to get away from. This is difficult for them to do. Now that the government is also populated by sick, evil, perverts, their situation becomes even more tenuous.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

253 Waiting on a CAT scan.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (6O5qM)

254 Remember the old days when lefties hated corporations?

Posted by:Bertram Cabot, Jr.at April 07, 2021 12:33 PM


for a good time, ask a leftard to square up their (now) current defense of "but muh corporations!!!" with their (then) opposition to Citizens United
make popcorn, find a comfy chair

Posted by: AltonJackson, typin' "verde" in the captcha box at April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (DUIap)

255 I guess it's a lot easier to ride a bicycle without balls, eh, Tom Walton?





[There's a very tasteless Lance Armstrong joke in here, but I'm not qualified to tell it, since I still have MY balls.]

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 01:12 PM (i4CI5)

256 80 I think most of the parents supporting sex mutilation of their kids is a form of Munchausen Syndrome . 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 07, 2021 12:37 PM (2DOZq)

I think you're on the money there. The attention parents get from this is insane. Its an immediate positive feedback in their social circles. All of a sudden now they have social capital. Also, you see it in celebrities' kids. I think with them its a way to act out or get out from their parents shadow without doing anything really. This is some sick shiat. 

Posted by: Mishdog at April 07, 2021 01:12 PM (cqAUI)

257 The mental conditioning is real. The brainwashing is real. The propaganda is relentless. Why is another question...   Posted by: Lady in Black at April 07, 2021 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

Because evil never rests. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:12 PM (+Ae4g)

258 Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:04 PM (6O5qM)How you doin' Pepe? Are you still at the ER? Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (Ez6QX)
I think the only time I can remember getting actual pain meds was when I had kidney stones almost 40 years ago. Heck, I had 2 ruptured disks and they gave me a bottle of tylenol-codeine one time. Sadly, it's hugely abused. Only thing I could recommend (and with great trepidation) would be poppy pod tea. Tastes like shit, but works about the same as ty-co's. Downside - 4x the half life, extremely addictive like all of them. Upside - easy to get.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:12 PM (46GDR)

259  I have a bunch of Hyrdoxycotin (sp?) left from a couple of surgeries where I didn't actually need them.

Unfortunately, they don't seem to get you high taking the recommended dosage so they just sit in the medicine cabinet in case I have bone protruding in the future.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

260 Waiting on a CAT scan on my head and neck area before they proceed.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (6O5qM)

261 *sigh*
It seems that being a passive-aggressive little bitch (and I'm applying this in a gender-neutral fashion) is the predominant corporate culture. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (II3Gr)

262 252Children are in a tough spot. They are completely dependent on adults. They have no choice save to trust the adults. Unfortunately, some adults are evil, sick perverts who they would do well to get away from. This is difficult for them to do. Now that the government is also populated by sick, evil, perverts, their situation becomes even more tenuous.

Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

And these sick evil people include parents and teachers.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (ONvIw)

263 Common attribute of Commies and Trannies? The distribution of good ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (mzC78)

264 251225

I have a very good friend in Rome by the name of Biggus Anus.

Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 01:05 PM (z5Vrg)

=========

Did he know Biggus Dickus?

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

They are bosom companions. Never has there been a more intimate pairing of mates. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:14 PM (z5Vrg)

265
But qanon is a conspiracy theory. Check

Posted by:torabora at April 07, 2021 01:06 PM (IItlg)

Yup, the guy who was all "Calm down. We win at the end." caused the January 6th Minsurrection. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2021 01:14 PM (JTfFs)

266 248 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2021 01:10 PM (k4dH2)
That is the best case scenario, the worst case scenario is they are mentally ill cry-bullies who have had their every whim catered to by school districts as they have marched through life threatening self-antihalation if they do not get their way on a multitude of things.

Spoiler alert if they get this thing they are still 4-6 times more likely to punch their own ticket-you always get more of what you subsidize and what you tolerate and this sh*t started when I was a kid.

We have more of it.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:14 PM (Lzpvj)

267 262 252Children are in a tough spot. They are completely dependent on adults. They have no choice save to trust the adults. Unfortunately, some adults are evil, sick perverts who they would do well to get away from. This is difficult for them to do. Now that the government is also populated by sick, evil, perverts, their situation becomes even more tenuous.

Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 07, 2021 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

And these sick evil people include parents and teachers.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (ONvIw

In my opinion the parents are worse than the pedos, reason being their number one job is to protect their kids, not mutilate them or deliver them up to the predators. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (II3Gr)

268

you mean the: [ quote ] stuff [ /quote ]


without the spaces?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:07 PM (7dN4m)

I thinks so, thanks. Trying it out.


Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (uhPTO)

269 259I have a bunch of Hyrdoxycotin (sp?) left from a couple of surgeries where I didn't actually need them.

Unfortunately, they don't seem to get you high taking the recommended dosage so they just sit in the medicine cabinet in case I have bone protruding in the future.

Posted by:G'rump928(c)at April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

=========
I got some hydrocodone when I got my tooth pulled. They were the smallest doses they could prescribe. I didn't use any of them. Still sitting around, waiting for me to abuse them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

270
you mean the: [ quote ] stuff [ /quote ]

without the spaces?


Had to see if it worked.

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (bnUdo)

271 qanon is bullshit

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (ONvIw)

272 Jeeesus Christ!!

Posted by: Mr. Slave at April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

273 The opiod problem was crap from China, not pharmaceutical companies. Now people who legitimately need it can't get it thanks to all the misdirected hysteria.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (X8XYH)

274 In 1917 a heavenly woman (Mary) appeared to 3 little children in Fatima Portugal.  She told them to tell people to pray and sacrifice for sinners.  The woman also told the children that Russia's errors would spread and a larger war (WW2) would come. 2 of the children died shortly after during the Spanish flu. The 3rd lived to old age as a nun. She said that the "final battle was about marriage and the family". I think that is where we are now. Marriage and the family. So we are up against other powers . 

Posted by: Sassy at April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (tUGnI)

275 The other pathology that plays into this, is that somehow Victims went from someone to pity, to being treated as heroes.  Thus even a self inflicted condition, suddenly gets you the attention we used to only give those who actually did something great.

Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (oHd/0)

276

I've wondered if in a hundred or two hundred years, they discover as they did the lead pipes in Rome perhaps being somewhat responsible for the ensuing insanity, they discover some environmental or food-based contaminants were responsible for the societal meltdown we're undergoing? Processed foods? Fluoride? Microwaves? Chemtrails? 

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)


All the estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

Posted by: Iris at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (DibdT)

277 Geez, fucking addicts and government has made it impossible to get pain relief. No wonder people in pain seek out the H on the street. Fucking ridiculous. Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Only the post-op trannies get Oxy.

Double extraction oral surgery yesterday. Coyly the doctor claimed "oh, we havent got our new prescription pads yet, teehee, take ibuprofen. "  Rear eschelon motherfuckers volunteering MY assinto the trenches to fight their drug war. Brought an empty pill bottle to show what had een prescribed only a few years ago for a less involved procedure. Ignored.

Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (7YGxy)

278 So if I click "Add a Comment", what happens?

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (Fs5vw)

279 I have a very good friend in Rome by the name of Biggus Anus.

I heard she was really good at soccer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

280 I'd like to say, it has to do with how much one watched/trusted the MFM. But there has to be something more, I reckon. Something in our diet, maybe? Val-U-Rite?

I can't figure it out. I know people who are smart and successful with degrees from both parties that have taken the jab. I know someone who is a LIV Democrat who will NOT take it no matter what. I honestly can't figure it out.

Posted by: shibumi at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (tjZg/)

281 267 Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (II3Gr)\
This is just the latest round of "NO MY CHILD IS THE SPECIAL!" mental illness fad in my opinion.

Just like every third parent thinks their kid is autistic because "that is the sexy Sherlock Holmes Genius Disease!"
Well, no it is debilitating social awkwardness that is you are blessed allows you one or two positive expression vectors in the child's existence.

It is not sexy at all.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Lzpvj)

282 What's mind numbing about this transgender crap is the amount of pandering being done for an insignificant percentage of the population.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (2SdPm)

283

All the estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

Posted by:Irisat April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (DibdT)

I'm on board with this theory. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (z5Vrg)

284 "The Ruling Class, like the Ruling Class all throughout history, is extraordinarily focused on the sexual liberation of children."

Creepy but true.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear Extrodinaire at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (XKZwp)

285 Well, with the updates and all the bullshit corruption in government by  big business, maybe it's about time Big Business SUCK MY DICK.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

286 I guess I shouldn't use breaks with quotes. So many lines.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (uhPTO)

287 All the estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

And who knows what all the additives and preservatives in food are doing, long-term?

To get more paranoid, who knows what China is slipping into everything they ship us?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

288 275 Posted by: Romeo13, skeevy! at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (oHd/0)

Quite, the pitiable are the praiseworthy and the praiseworthy are the villains.
We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:19 PM (Lzpvj)

289

In my opinion the parents are worse than the pedos, reason being their number one job is to protect their kids, not mutilate them or deliver them up to the predators.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (II3G

I agree. And sadly, when I look back on gender confused people being treated for depression at my former facility, I saw a lot more moms than dads involved in this and they were always angry people.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

290
So if I click "Add a Comment", what happens?

Posted by:  Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:17 PM (Fs5vw)


It takes you to the top of the thread where you can scroll all the way to the bottom to post a comment.


GENIUS.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

291 271 qanon is bullshit

It's worse than that, it's stupid bullshit. I know a woman who takes that shit like it came from the Savior's mouth. Really stupid shit. I keep my mouth shut as calling it out never shakes her faith. I think she could stand some counceling.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (o2MD2)

292 Asa ? Fuck that guy. And Walmart, and Coke, and HBO and.....and....and....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (jvt6t)

293
286I guess I shouldn't use breaks with quotes. So many lines.

Posted by:Grudge Harbor at April 07, 2021 01:18 PM (uhPTO)

You don't seem to need to add any extra lines after the quote, 


but you still need an extra CR for stuff you add.


and one at the end


Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

294 ;">LGBTQ!!!

Posted by: johnd01 ® at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (ukNFU)

295 I'm curious why Ace has changed his view that prestige and self-image are a bigger driver than money. It is a change, and I haven't seen it addressed.
While both matter (and each often follows the other) I for one think he was right the first time. In fact, it was an insight not often encountered. After all, most Never Trumpers aren't making THAT much out of the deal. They aren't worth it, for one thing. Comfortable and secure no doubt, but not all that rich. But their egos have been bruised, and that is what they cannot stand. The couldn't bear being jilted.
Curious about the reason. I hope it's not just that it's an easier sell that someone was bought by gold. Remember, Judas got his money; he hanged himself anyway.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (7X3UV)

296 287 All the estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

And who knows what all the additives and preservatives in food are doing, long-term?

To get more paranoid, who knows what China is slipping into everything they ship us?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:19 PM (KZzsI) Melamine. It is known.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (II3Gr)

297 Just like every third parent thinks their kid is autistic because "that is the sexy Sherlock Holmes Genius Disease!"

Um yeah.  I know a woman who was raised as a foster child in various homes, got abused in them by some of the dads, and is a wreck as a result.  She is considered autistic (the kind where you spell things wrong and put letters backward, etc).

She's determined that her daughters must be, too.  Apparently it makes her feel more normal or something?  So she's had them in therapy and taking drugs their entire life, basically.  Every single thing they do that she finds problematic is proof, PROOF of their autism.  They're on the spectrum, dammit!!

Hint: they're normal kids.  Very, very bright normal kids who don't respond well to how they are being raised, but know no better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

298

GENIUS.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)


That's my line.....

Posted by: Bud Light Man of Genius at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (jvt6t)

299 The Media is the Virus

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (+Ae4g)

300 More and more of our "betters" are outing themselves as slaves to Evil. 

Posted by: Flyover at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (Rbu5d)

301 In my opinion the parents are worse than the pedos, reason being their number one job is to protect their kids, not mutilate them or deliver them up to the predators. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:15 PM (II3Gr)


Yes.  My #1 job was to keep my children out of harm's way and raise them to be independent.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (y7DUB)

302 273The opiod problem was crap from China, not pharmaceutical companies. Now people who legitimately need it can't get it thanks to all the misdirected hysteria.

Posted by:Erebus- Ex-Killer Whaleat April 07, 2021 01:16 PM (X8XYH)

Not exclusively. I like to blame the overprescribing demanded by TJC, too.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (ONvIw)

303 Um yeah. I know a woman who was raised as a foster child in various homes, got abused in them by some of the dads, and is a wreck as a result. She is considered autistic (the kind where you spell things wrong and put letters backward, etc).

She's determined that her daughters must be, too. Apparently it makes her feel more normal or something? So she's had them in therapy and taking drugs their entire life, basically. Every single thing they do that she finds problematic is proof, PROOF of their autism. They're on the spectrum, dammit!!

Hint: they're normal kids. Very, very bright normal kids who don't respond well to how they are being raised, but know no better.

Posted by:Christopher Taylorat April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

No husband in all of this?

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (z5Vrg)

304
261*sigh* It seems that being a passive-aggressive little bitch (and I'm applying this in a gender-neutral fashion) is the predominant corporate culture.

Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 01:13 PM (II3Gr)


The primary purpose of all the woke ass crap and workplace safety training, etc... is to provide a working range in which a horrible person can treat you like you were worthless trash in the workplace but never be called out.


Oh hi. Just to let you know; in the following screed, in which I dismiss your very humanity, insult you, threaten you, and call for your bloody execution I will use your correct pronouns and align with the very letter of our workplace communication directives.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (7dN4m)

305 "I honestly can't figure it out."
The history of the COVID pandemic is going to be like the history of the JFK assassination. We'll probably never know the full truth about any of it. So much bad information and so much political BS and so many weirdo actors involved.

Posted by: gp Vies For Top Ten Socks With eac7ff38-0f57-47c3-9d89-994e5b8e79c2 at April 07, 2021 01:23 PM (qpX6U)

306 I think I'll go get some ice cream.  Maybe some chicken.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

307 Guys, my list is over 5600.....gonna need help here.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2021 01:23 PM (jvt6t)

308 297 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)
I am glad my son never went to school in my district from when I was a child, the pressure on him good and bad would have been horrific.

He is a brightish child who has NONE of my memory ability.
We are not our parents and nor are we are kids.

Too many forget that.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Lzpvj)

309 Humans are irrational. They don't like changing their minds on big stuff. 

It's all wrapped up in their psychological identity.

Throw in emotion to the equation and we are very manipulable by bad actors. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:24 PM (+Ae4g)

310 He is a brightish child who has NONE of my memory ability.
We are not our parents and nor are we are kids.

Too many forget that.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Lzpvj)

Truth. Having one or more narcissistic parents gives you a pretty fucked up childhood. Ask me how I know...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (II3Gr)

311
qanon is bullshit

It's worse than that, it's stupid bullshit. I know a woman who takes that shit like it came from the Savior's mouth. Really stupid shit. I keep my mouth shut as calling it out never shakes her faith. I think she could stand some counceling.

Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 07, 2021 01:20 PM (o2MD2)


Has anyone asked her one thing qanon has been right about?  What's the response?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

312 We're being invaded by Uranus.  

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

313
Not exclusively. I like to blame the overprescribing demanded by TJC, too. Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (ONvIw)
Tyler Junior College?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (rV/29)

314 Tucker asked the question I’ve been asking since this transgender thing went mainstream. If a child can make this decision why can’t they make a decision to have sex? This is a slippery slope that will lead to a class action lawsuit by sex offenders, and they will have a case. The main argument made in cases involving children, abuse or pornography, is that they cannot make that decision on their own. Well it seems our government has just decided that yes, they can make that decision. Look for dismissals, expungements and lawsuits. And our government is to thank for that.

Posted by: bknsty at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (KTOuB)

315 Okay, I have a table saw that is calling my name, telling me I need to get started on some projects.
....Why no, there is absolutely no connection between a whirling blade of death and our betters, none at all....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (2SdPm)

316
Guys, my list is over 5600.....gonna need help here.

Posted by: Francis at April 07, 2021 01:23 PM


Lighten up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (m+jkK)

317 The primary purpose of all the woke ass crap and workplace safety training, etc... is to provide a working range in which a horrible person can treat you like you were worthless trash in the workplace but never be called out. ----------
100% this and it's not just the workplace. It's like a template for ego-driven natural bullies.

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (+Ae4g)

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (MkuC5)

319 314Tucker asked the question I’ve been asking since this transgender thing went mainstream. If a child can make this decision why can’t they make a decision to have sex? This is a slippery slope that will lead to a class action lawsuit by sex offenders, and they will have a case. The main argument made in cases involving children, abuse or pornography, is that they cannot make that decision on their own. Well it seems our government has just decided that yes, they can make that decision. Look for dismissals, expungements and lawsuits. And our government is to thank for that.

Posted by:bknstyat April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (KTOuB)

==========
"This decision was done with the help of a doctor, so it was fine." -transition pedophilia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

320 This one's dedicated to Asa Hutchinson:
https://youtu.be/XcAl93uEYUA

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

321 I get that Hutchinson and other pols don't want to go against Big Corporation, but why is Big Corporation so so enamored with all things Trans?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 07, 2021 01:27 PM (HrMC1)

322 It's high time we went all in promoting unions.  Let the big corps get what they are asking for.  Hard.  Oh, and I am also for raising taxes on the rich.

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (gOIrZ)

323 I miss my grey boxes. BRING THEM BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jasonj at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (4Tpar)

324 Okay, I have a table saw that is calling my name, telling me I need to get started on some projects.

Watch your fingers.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

325
317The primary purpose of all the woke ass crap and workplace safety training, etc... is to provide a working range in which a horrible person can treat you like you were worthless trash in the workplace but never be called out. ----------
100% this and it's not just the workplace. It's like a template for ego-driven natural bullies.

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (+Ae4g)

You are correct. If you are a member of a protected class (anything other than a straight white male, basically) you can be a complete asshole and there's nothing anyone will do about it. 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (II3Gr)

326
none at all.... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (2SdPm)
Yet. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (1lKRm)

327 Just sold all my KO (Coca Cola) Stock due to their wokeness and wrote a scathing letter to the company.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (cCxiu)

328 I happened upon this because Insty linked to GQ....
I never go to GQ.
But there I went, because it was about Frasier's apartment, and it was dumb.  I should have known.  But then I noticed this....
"You’re My Present This Year”: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad
https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history

And yes, it seems the add agency DID want to imply incest.
Our ruling class need to be hunted down and slaughtered like the dogs they are.

Posted by: Loki at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (KqiMr)

329

Has anyone asked her one thing qanon has been right about?  What's the response?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh. Yeah. I'm so very diplomatic. I said Q is bullshit! WTF have they EVER predicted that actually happened??? She said lots of things and got mad and stomped off. Still a true believer to this day. That was a year ago. No hope.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (o2MD2)

330 It's also weird that lefties are adamant that we not "fat shame" people who are obese, but leftists are perfectly fine with telling kids that they're the "wrong" sex.
It's outrageous and wrong to tell some morbidly obese person that they should lose weight, but it's totes cool to tell a confused kid going through puberty that they should hack off their penis or their tits?

How sick is that?  We should be telling these kids that they are beautiful and wonderful the way nature made them, and there is no reason in the world why they should want to mutilate themselves to be something else. They're perfect they way they are, and everybody expresses who they are in different ways.  If a boy likes to dress in pink and play with dolls, that's okay and it doesn't mean that he's really a girl trapped in a boy's body.  He's just a boy who likes pink and dolls.  Nothing wrong with that, and no reason to rush the poor kid to a surgeon to get him mutilated!
Why do leftists push "fat acceptance" but not "gender acceptance"?  We should be encouraging kids to accept and love who they are, not telling them that they need to change into something else.
It's maddening.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (k4dH2)

331
Posted by:Insomniacat April 07, 2021 12:47 PM (II3Gr)


I like how the new blog software automatically transitions you into a feline.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (7dN4m)

332 NOOD but can't get into the comments.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)

333 I know they're trying but I feel sorry for ace. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (+Ae4g)

334 new nood that doesn't work.
Just stay here, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

335 Nood
Terrorists crossin' the border, as they do

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (t+qrx)

336
I am glad my son never went to school in my district from when I was a child, the pressure on him good and bad would have been horrific. 

He is a brightish child who has NONE of my memory ability. 
We are not our parents and nor are we are kids. 

Too many forget that.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:24 PM (Lzpvj)

Oh, your poor child. Perhaps he could live with you for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (Fs5vw)

337 Not cutting off a 8 year old's weinie because he says he wants to be a girl is now "targeting" lesbians, bisexuals, and  gay men?  
Sure Jan. 

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

338 She is considered autistic (the kind where you spell things wrong and put letters backward, etc).
You mean the shit I got humiliated by the teachers for in the 50s? But finally tested found IQ of 168? Only to be ignored? Yeah, thanks

Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (7YGxy)

339
Not exclusively. I like to blame the overprescribing demanded by TJC, too. Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:22 PM (ONvIw)
Tyler Junior College?

Posted by:Braenyardat April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (rV/29)


Can't be them, they got the Rockettes. Don't need drugs!

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (bnUdo)

340 I miss my grey boxes.   BRING THEM BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: jasonj at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (4Tpar)

341 So Biden is considering federal guidelines for gun storage. They support abortion on demand, reassignment therapy and surgery for all, legalizing drugs, etc.,etc., but want to tell me about gun safes.  

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (xEIoY)

342 Sleazy lobbying too low rent for former R governors? Somebody tell Tim Pawlenty! Quick!

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (TPgeI)

343 >Could there possibly be some connection here?
All the reciprocal backscratching is sound theory but misses I think the main point and problem. 

Leftism is the religion of the upper class (spit) and you cannot be a member of that class without its embrace. 

They've all likely plugged into the matrix for real but for those few that have not fear will do it. None of them have the courage to be the next Emmanuel Goldstein.

The only change foreseeable is a new set of politicians but we knew that. 

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (fLpTX)

344 new nood that doesn't work.

Shocka.

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2021 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

345 How sick is that? We should be telling these kids that they are beautiful and wonderful the way nature made them, and there is no reason in the world why they should want to mutilate themselves to be something else. They're perfect they way they are, and everybody expresses who they are in different ways. If a boy likes to dress in pink and play with dolls, that's okay and it doesn't mean that he's really a girl trapped in a boy's body. He's just a boy who likes pink and dolls. Nothing wrong with that, and no reason to rush the poor kid to a surgeon to get him mutilated!
Why do leftists push "fat acceptance" but not "gender acceptance"? We should be encouraging kids to accept and love who they are, not telling them that they need to change into something else.
It's maddening.

Posted by:TrivialPursuerat April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (k4dH2)

It's almost like they're encouraging bad behavior and sin generally. 

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 07, 2021 01:30 PM (z5Vrg)

346
Tucker asked the question I’ve been asking since this transgender thing went mainstream. If a child can make this decision why can’t they make a decision to have sex? 

Posted by:bknstyat April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (KTOuB)


Why can't they decide to drink?  Why can't they decide to smoke?  Why can't they decide to eat paint?  Why can't they decide to eat Tide Pods?


Where do you draw the line?  Only they TRUELY harmful things to their body and mind are allowed.


Can they decide to ONLY do LSD or Meth because those are MORE destructive than most?


#WASTF.  Totally.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

347

Marketing

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:30 PM (rV/29)

348 That would be the Apache Belles, if they haven't caved on the name. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 07, 2021 01:31 PM (xEIoY)

349
new nood that doesn't work.
Just stay here, it seems.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)



Well, that's gonna confuse the Corgis.

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:31 PM (bnUdo)

350 LOL.
NOOD, but not really.  You can read it, but don't click the Comments link.  It's deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

351 336 Posted by: Justsayin' at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (Fs5vw)
No my child, and he does fine thanks.

I am glad he was not expected to win the Americanism in Government contest three out of four years.
My brother was constantly compared to me and it destroyed him academically.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (Lzpvj)

352 May 2021: "Democrats accuse Republicans of forcing children to go to dangerous 'back-alley' transgender doctors."

Posted by: Nonfungible Tokenized gp at April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (qpX6U)

353 The Q lady informed me this morning that the US government caused that ship to get stuck in the Suez canal via satellite and that they took nukes off of it. I am certain she got this earth shaking news from the infallible Q. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (o2MD2)

354 Well, we had a good run of working posts today. 1 out of 5 counting pixy's. 

80% functional!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (7dN4m)

355 Tyler Junior College?

Posted by:Braenyardat April 07, 2021 01:25 PM (rV/29

The Joint Commission, they call themselves TJC, these days. They tried to withhold accreditation unless you bent the knee to their "pain is whatever the patient says it is" bullshit. Yes, some people have severe pain from serious injury and illness, but no oxycontin is not OK for menstrual cramps or headaches, nor can you pretend that addiction is neither possible nor real. You can't imagine the BS we had to listen to. from these people. And they would run around asking addicts if their "pain was being properly addressed". What do you  think a heroin addict said? And yes, people who were running round playing basketball at 11a were demanding pain meds at 12N. TJC pushed for the use of opiates where they were inappropriate.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

356
Off topic. And unbelievable.
... "Woman has mental breakdown and assaults another woman in an elevator since she can’t maintain social distancing. 
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 07, 2021 01:26 PM (MkuC5)
This kind of person needs to be run out of society. Assume her problem is legitimate and that social distancing matters. It doesn't, but roll with it for the sake of argument.

She's in an environment where social distancing is impossible (an elevator). She then freaks out because someone enters the elevator with her because the new person is too close. She then demands that the other person leave and freaks out when the other person refuses.

The correct answer was for *her* to leave. She can *ask* the other person to leave. If the other person refuses, the right response is to step off herself and wait for the next car, not throw a temper tantrum and start hitting people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 01:33 PM (Jsjd7)

357
If a boy likes to dress in pink and play with dolls, that's okay and it doesn't mean that he's really a girl trapped in a boy's body.  He's just a boy who likes pink and dolls.  Nothing wrong with that, and no reason to rush the poor kid to a surgeon to get him mutilated!
It's maddening. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM (k4dH2)

One of my cousin's kids liked to help his girl cousins pick out their clothes and style their hair, and he dressed up like Belle from Beauty and the Beast for Halloween. He's 30 now, and he's gay. But in today's world, he would have no penis and fake tits, and be irreparably damaged.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:33 PM (Ez6QX)

358 You mean the shit I got humiliated by the teachers for in the 50s? But finally tested found IQ of 168? Only to be ignored? Yeah, thanks

Yeah its a real thing, I didn't mean to imply she was a retard or was faking, just that she is autistic and was determined her kids must be too.  I think her being raised like that screwed her up badly.

I'm sorry if it seemed as if I was mocking her or making fun of her in some way.  I can't imagine how, but if you took me to mean that, I didn't mean it in that way.  I am concerned about what she's doing to her daughters.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 07, 2021 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

359 338 Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 07, 2021 01:29 PM (7YGxy)
I get sick and tired of idiots using their entertainment jobs as a form of paid psychotherapy.

Essentially every story is now how "insert x" overcame long odds to finally prove that society is completely wrong and they are the bestest....

and by golly it is ALWAYS a creator avatar that is the pretty pony.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (Lzpvj)

360
Well, we had a good run of working posts today. 1 out of 5 counting pixy's.

80% functional!

Posted by:banana Dreamat April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (7dN4m)

Everyone gets a sticker that says "FAILURE RATE: WITHIN ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS"

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (t+qrx)

361 If the game is rigged, flip the table over. - Us
Oh no, I enjoy losing. - Republicans. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (rdbLX)

362 Posted by:Xipe Totecat April 07, 2021 01:32 PM (o2MD2)
Q was "right" a few times, just enough to suck people in eagerly awaiting the next big scoop. Typical confidence game.

Posted by: CN at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (ONvIw)

363 Gift Fauci to the Yemenis and send them home, FOB.

Posted by: klaftern at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (RuIsu)

364 Seize this, honkus!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (+wfdJ)

365 NOOD thread but you can't say anything on it

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (45fpk)

366 new nood that doesn't work. 
Just stay here, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I keep hitting "Add Comments" so I can be first. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (OCTRt)

367 And the comment count on this thread has stopped. 
Need a New Comments Thingy

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (+Ae4g)

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

369 Keep cuckin', cuckin', cuckin'* That chicken keep a-fuckin' Keep fuckin' that chicken  Cuckspla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain! Cucksplainin' hell for leather You must think you're clever Fuckin' that chicken till it's died Be a cuck!  Lie again! Lie again! Be a cuck! Be a cuck!  Lie again! Cucksplain!!! Chicken fuck!  Fuckin' chick! Fuckin' chick!  Chicken fuck! Chicken Fuck! Cuckspla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain!!!!
*Sung to "Rawhide"

Posted by: naturalfake, Philosopher at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (dWwl8)

370 NOOD but can't get into the comments.

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM



that's Ace's sneaky way to make us actually read the content

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (DUIap)

371 360  Everyone gets a sticker that says "FAILURE RATE: WITHIN ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS"

Posted by:hogmartinat April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (t+qrx)


===========


I didn't get one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

372

All the estrogen in the water from birth control pills.

Posted by:Iris

Iris my lass, I completely agree. When I worked at a large national laboratory, we did analysis work on groundwater for a certain state, and found these at below undetectable levels (parts per billion) - but because we looked at parts per trillion, we found them, in the high ppt, approaching ppb.
I was told in no uncertain terms that this was not in our scope and to bring this out would bring a shitstorm on us from the state legislature. I regretfully let this pass.  I still regret it to this day.
Anyone who has money can go show this, however.  I think the sexual revolution has ruined humanity in more ways than one.

Posted by: Loki at April 07, 2021 01:36 PM (KqiMr)

373
It's almost like they're encouraging bad behavior and sin generally.

Posted by:Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlordat April 07, 2021 01:30 PM (z5Vrg)


What's missing is compassion. In everything. And all the shit coming down is meant to short-circuit any compassionate interaction between people with rote formulaic rules for interaction. Anything a soulless AI could do.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:36 PM (7dN4m)

374 361 Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 01:34 PM (rdbLX)
Ace did a piece on designated heroes, and designated villains....
I'd rather be a hero or a villain than typecast as the cuck schmuck loser which is where we are now.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:36 PM (Lzpvj)

375

I didn't get one.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

That's fine, as long as the fraction of commenters that didn't get one is within acceptable parameters.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:36 PM (t+qrx)

376
And the comment count on this thread has stopped.
Need aNew Comments Thingy

Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (+Ae4g)



Question for the Horde:
If the comment counter does not work, did I really say anything?

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:37 PM (bnUdo)

377
Keep cuckin', cuckin', cuckin'* That chicken keep a-fuckin' Keep fuckin' that chicken Cuckspla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain! Cucksplainin' hell for leather You must think you're clever Fuckin' that chicken till it's died Be a cuck! Lie again! Lie again! Be a cuck! Be a cuck! Lie again! Cucksplain!!! Chicken fuck! Fuckin' chick! Fuckin' chick! Chicken fuck! Chicken Fuck! Cuckspla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ain!!!!
*Sung to "Rawhide"

Posted by:naturalfake, Philosopherat April 07, 2021 01:35 PM

can I pre-order you album on iTunes?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (DUIap)

378

===========


I didn't get one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)


Obviously not within acceptable failure limits.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

379 Comments won't open on the Yemeni thread.
I was just going to point out that El Centro is the birthplace of Cher. 

Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (xqRaG)

380 tbodie - i said something but it disappeared.  So that might be a minus one.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (45fpk)

381 If Biden wants to buy me a nice gun safe, I'm okay with that. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (rdbLX)

382 "the right response is to step off herself and wait for the next car, not throw a temper tantrum and start hitting people."
You are correct as a matter of expected public conduct.  But the expeditious way to deal with a freakout like that is to just take the stairs, not to argue with the freak.  Don't get on elevators with anybody your gut tells you not to.

Posted by: Nonfungible Tokenized gp at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (qpX6U)

383 Re: Ace's new post about the terrorists. Makes you wonder how many they didn't catch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)

384

Question for the Horde:
If the comment counter does not work, did I really say anything?

Posted by:  tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:37 PM (bnUdo)


Only if a bear shits in the woods.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

385 First things: Avoid them, shun them, and in all ways possible see that they go the the end of the line.

And never get a payoff.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (rV/29)

386 NOOD but can't get into the comments.

Posted by:Jordan61at April 07, 2021 01:28 PM



that's Ace's sneaky way to make us actually read the content

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2021 01:35 PM (DUIap)



The comments have been SEIZED!  Run for your lives, the blog is alive!!!!

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (AMIL/)

387 I'm sure they know this but the url behind the add comment link of the broken nood is indeed the link to the post not the comment section

Posted by: havelhavolim at April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (fLpTX)

388 379 Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 01:38 PM (xqRaG)
Cher mostly Armenian probably 12.5% cherokee but 100% moron.

Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Lzpvj)

389 If they get on an elevator with a mask look at them oddly and exit.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (rV/29)

390 The new thread that we're not allowed to comment on......
They arrested 2 suspected terrorists that were actually ON the terror watch list.
Doesn't that mean they're doing it wrong?  I mean, usually those on a list are only watched until AFTER they murder Americans.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Which Jellicle is Insomiacat in Cats?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (7dN4m)

392


Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:41 PM (+Ae4g)


Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:41 PM (+Ae4g)


Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:41 PM (+Ae4g)

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:41 PM (+Ae4g)

393 [q]

The comments have been SEIZED! Run for your lives, the blog is alive!!!!

Posted by:Grefat April 07, 2021 01:39 PM (AMIL/)[/q]


The blog IS ALIVE:  https://youtu.be/wZqItCGY3Ns

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Walmart supports the chemical castration of children.  Got it.

Posted by: Mike Morgan at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (OQc7P)

395
They arrested 2 suspected terrorists that were actually ON the terror watch list.
Doesn't that mean they're doing it wrong? I mean, usually those on a list are only watched until AFTER they murder Americans.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, they might have voted for Trump. That would do it too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (t+qrx)

396 Cher mostly Armenian probably 12.5% cherokee but 100% moron.Posted by: sven at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Lzpvj) ----------- Eighth Breed! That's all I ever heard!

Posted by: zmdavid at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (xqRaG)

397 Is there a Cher Chrine in El Chentro?  A Sonny Shrine in Bono, AR?

Posted by: klaftern at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (RuIsu)

398 And "..." for the win!

Posted by: tbodie at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (bnUdo)

399 Hmm now there is one comment on the new thread. Still can't get in, though.
*pouts*

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (Ez6QX)

400 'cuck schmuck'. I like that. A good turn of phrase.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (+wfdJ)

401
Doesn't that mean they're doing it wrong? I mean, usually those on a list are only watched until AFTER they murder Americans. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Broken watch

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (rV/29)

402 now it shows one comment.  Which of you got in?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (45fpk)

403 391Which Jellicle is Insomiacat in Cats?

Posted by:banana Dreamat April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (7dN4m)

=========
Well, he's not the most jellicle cat since he did not win the jellicle ball under the jellicle moon.
But he is in the most jellicle of jellicle cats, for sure.
Jellicle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

404 Well, you gotta get the gypsy, the tramp and the thief in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (+wfdJ)

405 Watching Diana Krall Newport 99.  I don't know how fearful her sidemen are of her, but she looks like a stern taskmaster.  Paul Anka vibe.  I think she's mellowed a bit since then.

Posted by: Nonfungible Tokenized gp at April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (qpX6U)

406 Anyone else having trouble finding the comments on the nood? I'm betting they are on the shelf made with the cursed drill Ace rented from us and never returned.

Posted by: Satan's Tool Rental at April 07, 2021 01:44 PM (cCxiu)

407 Which Jellicle is Insomiacat in Cats?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM


I'm reminded of the Empress's "fuck it kitty, angry kitty, little ball of rage" rhyme.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 01:44 PM (m+jkK)

408
now it shows one comment. Which of you got in?

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 07, 2021 01:43 PM (45fpk)

It could be any of us here. We all had means, motive, and opportunity. 
Everyone, please look under your place setting for your notecard. Read it, and reveal it to no one.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:45 PM (t+qrx)

409 391 Which Jellicle is Insomiacat in Cats?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (7dN4m)

TireIronicus

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:45 PM (II3Gr)

410 I got in and saw the one comment. Couldn't post anything.

 The one comment is the funniest comment I've ever seen. Too bad you guys are missing it. 

Posted by: ... at April 07, 2021 01:45 PM (+Ae4g)

411 Locked out of another nood?

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:46 PM (46GDR)

412 Nood, but comment thingy on nood is not working for me.  YVMMV.

Posted by: 4 by Carrier Pigeon at April 07, 2021 01:46 PM (KnJdm)

413 Yo - Captain Hate!  Kensington website is back up.  But still no commission for me

Posted by: Doof at April 07, 2021 01:46 PM (mZUr4)

414 "I got in and saw the one comment. Couldn't post anything."
OK, I'll guess: the single comment  says "First" or "Nood."

Posted by: Nonfungible Tokenized gp at April 07, 2021 01:47 PM (qpX6U)

415 Dammit, now there are two comments. It's because I haven't gotten the shot, isn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:47 PM (Ez6QX)

416 Yemeni terrorists come to America because they're looking for that slice of apple pie, hotdogs and baseball.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 07, 2021 01:47 PM (03n3v)

417 Locked out of another nood? Looks like it...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 07, 2021 01:47 PM (ZSK0i)

418 Well it's finally tick season here. Took no less than 6 off my person yesterday. Fortunately none were of the Ballsack variety.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2021 01:48 PM (o2MD2)

419 Locked out of another nood?

Posted by:clutch cargoat April 07, 2021 01:46 PM


Locked up like a nood, another blogger in the night.

- Definitely not Manfred Mann

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 07, 2021 01:48 PM (m+jkK)

420 I got some hydrocodone when I got my tooth pulled. They were the smallest doses they could prescribe. I didn't use any of them. Still sitting around, waiting for me to abuse them.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers



I got hooked on a very high dose of Oxycontin back in 2001 before I had my very successful C6-7 Diskectomy and fusion. I called a friend of mine and told her how much trouble I was getting off the stuff (I had been on it for about 4 months and my surgeon tried to ween my off the stuff in just a week) and she said: "Well, whatever you do, don't chew them. It's like heroin!!!"


Now, why the Hell would she say that? I didn't chew them, but I can't say I wasn't tempted just to see what that was like. Did finally get off them, and now avoid all pain meds completely.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 07, 2021 01:48 PM (i4CI5)

421 409 391 Which Jellicle is Insomiacat in Cats?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:40 PM (7dN4m)

TireIronicus

Posted by: Insomniac at April 07, 2021 01:45 PM (II3Gr)


LOL...very good Insom.

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 07, 2021 01:49 PM (BgMrQ)

422 I'm so glad that Ace is as tech-addled as I am.
It's no fun riding the short tech bus alone.

Posted by: jwest at April 07, 2021 01:49 PM (/BlEx)

423

Well, they might have voted for Trump. That would do it too.

Posted by:  hogmartin at April 07, 2021 01:42 PM (t+qrx)


This is fact.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 07, 2021 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

424 I got in and saw the one comment. Couldn't post anything.
The one comment is the funniest comment I've ever seen. Too bad you guys are missing it.
Posted by:...at April 07, 2021 01:45 PM (+Ae4g)
Now there's 2 comments. Those fuckers have a bottle of single malt scotch, cigars and BBQ ribs, and won't open the door.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 01:49 PM (46GDR)

425 I think I found a bug! And I can get to the new post, too.

Pixy, here's another for the pile. It looks like sometimes the main page will link to the article via "ace.mu.nu/article-headline" and sometimes via "ace.mu.nu/{number}"


When it uses the headline approach, we run into a collision with another default behavior (apparently, based on some quick testing) where a non-existent URL doesn't return a 404 but instead just goes to the main page. This is easy to demonstrate, just go to "ace.mu.nu/{random crap}" and it will land you on the front page.

Clicking the "Comments" button when the "article headline" approach is used does exactly this, because that page apparently doesn't exist. If you go through and fix capitalization, though, you can get to the page and see the comment box. I did this and posted a comment, but after the refresh the URL reverted to all lower case and I return to the main page. If I return to the capitalized URL, my comment does not appear. It shows one comment on the main page, but it doesn't render.

I am *guessing* that this is related to the fact that my comment took and is in the database but it is associated to the all-lowercase URL instead of the capitalized URL, which is where the content actually resides in a navigable way.

You can see this for yourself. Here is a link that will take you to the post and give you a comment box that works, but your comments never show up while the comment counter on the main page continues to increment:
https://is.gd/i8lie0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 01:50 PM (Jsjd7)

426 New Post has vid in it.
Dial Up can't handle vids
It slooooooows everything doooooown.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 01:50 PM (rV/29)

427 Let's all remember, folks, that the real enemy in all of this is The Republicans.
They lied about terrorists sneaking in through the Southern border.
And then to try and make their lie truth, they hired some terrorists to come sneak in through the Southern border to make their lie seem accurate.
Is nothing beneath them?

Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2021 01:50 PM (l2max)

428 I once fell on balance beam and my jellicles were sore for a week.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2021 01:50 PM (H5knJ)

429 Careful, everyone! Ewok Ace has a stick and he's not afraid to use it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, semi-remembering Star Wars at April 07, 2021 01:51 PM (XKZwp)

430 Now (2) comments on the thread that can't be commented on. If a comment falls in an empty thread what sound does it make?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:55 PM (7dN4m)

431

So...nood story about two Yeminis at the border and locked out after two comments.

Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (axyOa)

432
I once fell on balance beam and my jellicles were sore for a week.

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 07, 2021 01:50 PM (H5knJ)


User name checks out.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (l2max)

433
Now (2) comments on the thread that can't be commented on. If a comment falls in an empty thread what sound does it make?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 07, 2021 01:55 PM (7dN4m)
They're mine. I am pretty sure I found a bug - see @425.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2021 01:56 PM (Jsjd7)

434 Ace put up the comment thread from yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Ez6QX)

435 Bannon's war room does a brief tribute to Bobby Schilling (only 57), some of his family is involved in their show. ... Schilling knocked out Phil Hare in 2010 ... Hare famously said "I don't really care about the constitution on this" (about health care I think). ... He said that in Quincy, which was switched out of that district the next year, too conservative. ... 
Ace's friend (and Breitbart guy) Mike Flynn ran for the seat but LaHood had his daddy's legacy, and took the money from Boehner (and Flynn was living in DC I think). ... There was a big tea party event, I think in 2010, with Breitbart, Dana Loesch was there ... But Flynn, Breitbart, now Schilling challenged the DeepState boyz, all met an early demise. ... Supposedly they all had "conditions", but I wonder if DeepState has a cancer gun, as well as their "heart attack gun". ... We seem to lose too many too early.  (including Rush).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2021 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

436 "This is MAGA Country!"  ~ Those Yemeni terrorists, probably

Posted by: The MFM at April 07, 2021 01:58 PM (l2max)

437 There is an Ace Nood.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 07, 2021 01:59 PM (gtatv)

438 AoS HQ has been designated a Keter class phenomenon, and we're all D class personnel trapped in the containment facility, which resembles a M.C. Escher home interior.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 07, 2021 02:00 PM (46GDR)

439
but I wonder if DeepState has a

They've got the Tong

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2021 02:02 PM (rV/29)

440 The Left supports chemical castration for the same reason they support abortion and killing the elderly, because they’re evil fascists.

Posted by: norrin radd at April 07, 2021 02:04 PM (D1RdN)

441 Wow.  its like the end times or, maybe, something markedly less catastrophic. Still. Terribly awkward. Asking a question of morons. You're going to eliminate half your audience.

Posted by: simplemind at April 07, 2021 05:43 PM (DuQ3X)

442 "For anyone who's a governor, the only possible future career paths are the presidency, the academy, or, of course, serving on the boards of corporations."
No thanks.  One governor of Arkansas promoted to president is enough.  

Posted by: nishdoogedacht at April 07, 2021 07:31 PM (WusEB)

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