April 05, 2021

Afternoon Open Thread
— Ace

Hi everyone, the shelves collapsed on the server.

Posted by: Ace at 02:55 PM | Comments (702)
Post contains 11 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Again?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 05, 2021 02:57 PM (Y99q9)

2 Ohai

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 02:58 PM (DJFLF)

3 Ace put one too many action figures on his shelf again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

4 I don't think we can get the others

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 02:58 PM (DJFLF)

5 Whoo!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

6 I'm just gonna pick up where I left off, posting links to youtubes that everyone wants to hear

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (DJFLF)

7 Did you lose history, or are you just down and like this temporarily?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (P7Iz+)

8 So sorry!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (Mzdiz)

9 I really should be working instead of mindlessly force reloading the site...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (gryET)

10 3Ace put one too many action figures on his shelf again.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 05, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)


It was hanging the messenger bag on the side what done it.

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:00 PM (Ojki1)

11 This discussion will be shelved for the time being.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2021 03:00 PM (w9Wax)

12 7Did you lose history, or are you just down and like this temporarily?
i don't know. I think it's just that the servers lost power.

Posted by: Ace at April 05, 2021 03:00 PM (5+1A/)

13 9 I really should be working instead of mindlessly force reloading the site... Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2021 01:59 PM (gryET)


Me too, but whatever.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Ez6QX)

14 Is this an actual post?
There was a gorilla post, then there wasn't so I am not putting any faith in the reality of this post.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Vu7A1)

15 C'mon everyone, sing with me... it feels like starting overrrrrr

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (pWrfh)

16 I love you guys.

Posted by: moderate salami at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (S2VI9)

17 This is why when you drill the holes you make sure you have a good solid attachment to those pipe ace. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (6p12J)

18  I want to thank Vice Present Harrass for being a loving Black Vice Presdent. Also the town of Brattleboro is proud to annuonce that Dorcus Blimline who is be the Gay Pride vday parade manager for are grate town has been appointed as be the FART (Flatus Accumulation & Recovery Tube) Progrom Manerger to collects Human Greehorse gases. In Brattleborno this past yeer Human greeenhouse gases reduction has be 50%. We be doing something to stoop Global warning !!! What be yoor town done to stop Globil warning to pretect the planit four the future for Childrin of Coler ??

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (JLQTf)

19 I've got your *Bad Gateway* Right Here...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Cn69F)

20 11This discussion will be shelved for the time being.

Posted by:stu-mick-o-sucksat April 05, 2021 02:00 PM (w9Wax)


This is what happens when the Hampsters' Union decides to strike.

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (Ojki1)

21 Thanks for the gravity check there Ace.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

22 Well, I managed to start the below screenplay instead of commenting here on my lunch. So that's good:
Movie idea Badlands/Breathless in the modern age Guy kills a cop/is involved in a crime, goes to girl to get away. Girl is a wannabe influencer but has no real following. In an effort to run away, they go somewhere without any internet, and she becomes content for the first time in months without any ability to reach social media. They settle in an abandoned house and begin to develop some level of normalcy. Next door is a newlywed couple who are there temporarily to close out the house he inherited from his newly deceased mother. Girl and the wife begin to converse in the newlywed house. Wife has a phone with very limited internet connection through a different service from girl. Girl sneaks phone and discovers that her social media account had blown up after news has gotten out that she's involved with daring criminal Guy. She kills the newlywed couple with Guy's gun, pretends to be his kidnap victim, and sends out help message through social media that gets her saved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

23 next time don't put your server next to a 🌋

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (GBZnB)

24 This is the Ace Essentials mode.  For basic bitches.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (Mzdiz)

25 Hiya----I think.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (KATBx)

26 Computer racks are difficult to break. But if you try...

Posted by: Mark at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (gtatv)

27 Boss is going to wonder why I've been so productive today. I haven't the heart to tell him.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (pWrfh)

28 So, shockingly... everything is broken.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 03:03 PM (NYS7S)

29

Whew!  You're back. 

I've been on a dizzying trail of reading random shit on the internet that started with the angel glow on wounded soldiers after the battle of Shiloh and just ended reading about bark bread during the Little Ice Age.

I don't want to eat bark bread, man.

green

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:03 PM (xfb67)

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 03:03 PM (DJFLF)

31 I was guessing it was the big screen TV you mounted on the wall (phrasing?) ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 05, 2021 03:04 PM (e544V)

32 Gonna be a big check from the insurance company right? They have blog insurance for stuff like this right?

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:04 PM (pWrfh)

33 Why not use this opportunity to do a real site that works on phone

Posted by: Neb! at April 05, 2021 03:04 PM (RoLxB)

34 good time for that vacation

Posted by: x at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (oA+QO)

35 I know. Sacrilege.

Posted by: Neb! at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (RoLxB)

36 It's not broken.  It's just assembled incorrectly. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (6p12J)

37 Mommy, I'm scared.

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (KnJdm)

38 I did some experimenting with Easter Dinner this year, it was just sides and a very small ham.

Seemed to be a big hit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (FVrDO)

39 'Why not use this opportunity to do a real site that works on phone" 

Hey now, this place worked just fine when I left on Friday, just sayin...

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (pWrfh)

40 Omg.  OMG IT'S NEW COMMENTS THINGY!

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (GbPPJ)

41 Hello

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (H5knJ)

42 40Omg. OMG IT'S NEW COMMENTS THINGY!

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:05 PM (GbPPJ)

=========
It's been ruled that the new comments thingy need victory tits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

43 ***fans AtC***

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (sjdRT)

44 was reading a book yesterday afternoon and missed the whole burning blog thing

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (GBZnB)

45 &&&&&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (GbPPJ)

46 Its flooding down in Texas The poles are out in Utah Got to find a private line.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (jhfQJ)

47 Is it safe?
(sound of dentist's drill spooling up.....)

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (zqE4G)

48 I love this site! It's catchpa is so me!

Posted by: Rudy Rhod at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Ojki1)

49 I don't have all the details of what happened at the datacenter, but it sounds like a combination of a voltage spike that blew up some equipment, a backup generator gone berserk, and a fire suppression system that worked a little too well.

We have servers in the same location at my day job; two out of four of those are back on line now; the other two are - let me check - yeah, still down.

Not sure how long it will be, likely at least another day, so I wanted to make sure this site was running smoothly.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (MqQvv)

50 AtC going way back.. to before this place was um.. reliably online.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (pWrfh)

51 41Hello

Goodbye

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 05, 2021 02:05 PM (H5knJ)

========
Oooo...we can do spoiler tags. And IMG tags. And colors.
I can't get Youtube embeds to work, but I think I'll survive with what I have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

52 good time for that vacation
Posted by: x at April 05, 2021 02:05 PM (oA+QO)
^^^ THIS!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Ez6QX)

53 The previous shelf designers have all been sacked. Also, a moose knocked over a shelf on my sister once. Seriously, infrastructure issues suck pond water. Hope all the hamsters are gathered and put back to work soon.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Agr8U)

54 Bark breads are a staple of Nordic indigenous cuisine. aka teh Samers.  Reindeer milk is involved.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 03:07 PM (Mzdiz)

55 Did you check to see if it's in Reverse, Ace?
(the green orange is against the wall)

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2021 03:07 PM (FPCJ0)

56 11 This discussion will be shelved for the time being.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2021 02:00 PM (w9Wax)
----- 
Expected Ace retort: "Screw you, buddy!"

Posted by: ShainS at April 05, 2021 03:07 PM (e544V)

5744 was reading a book yesterday afternoon and missed the whole burning blog thing

burning blog > burning bush

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2021 03:07 PM (gryET)

58 I really should be working instead of mindlessly force reloading the site...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2021 01:59 PM (gryET)


That sounds suspiciously like loser talk.

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:07 PM (KnJdm)

59 It's super Green!!

Posted by: Ruby Red at April 05, 2021 03:08 PM (bbYBJ)

60 When the blog could no longer be seen,
And I could no more vent my spleen,
A fix was put in,
And could comment again,
As long as the oranges were green.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2021 03:08 PM (Mxkf3)

61 Alas! Now I shall never prove mine was the sole comment on the Rant... (Seriously, managed to get to the comment page with zero on it, put something up, and...it died. Can't prove it was me, though.)

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 03:08 PM (OUMaO)

62

I don't want to be the same as Samers.

green

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (xfb67)

63 >>Oooo...we can do spoiler tags. And IMG tags. And colors.

Maybe we shouldn't push things, what?
I'm already tired of typing "green."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (Mzdiz)

64 Vespa

Posted by: What Color is Ace's Pink Vespa? at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (FPCJ0)

65 Although I've never left a running server on a shelf or below one, over the course of my IT career, I have left servers running on the floor, on a work bench, on cardboard boxes, with lids and enclosures opened, etc.

Fun times.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (cwI4U)

66 I have a feeling that the horde will eventually break this new comment thingy

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (GBZnB)

67 & so it begins

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (jhfQJ)

68 Oh hey, Critical Drinker is covering Big Trouble in Little China. Blessings of theaters being closed I guess.

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:09 PM (Ojki1)

69 Well Done Tex!

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2021 03:10 PM (FPCJ0)

70 Did half the comments go poof?

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 03:10 PM (OUMaO)

71 Honestly, the spoiler tags would be a great addition to the normal site. As much as we talk about movies, they'd really come in handy. You know, so that we don't have to spoil Prometheus for anyone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (H5knJ)

72 pronounced "saw-mers"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (Mzdiz)

73 Well I heard some people talking just the other day And they said you were gonna put me on the server....
Look at me I’m already gone!

Posted by: Ace’s Shelves at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (qY5NZ)

74 It's been ruled that the new comments thingy need victory tits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)


One small step for tiny womankind, one giant leap for mankind's . . . uh . . . well . . . appreciation of the finer things in life.  

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (KnJdm)

75

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (Mxkf3)

76 How can we comment  when our Blog is Burning?

Posted by: Midnight Oil at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (FPCJ0)

77 49 I don't have all the details of what happened at the datacenter, but it sounds like a combination of a voltage spike that blew up some equipment, a backup generator gone berserk, and a fire suppression system that worked a little too well.
----- 
I am imagining Pierre Delecto sabotaging the servers the plug a la Johnny pulling the plug on the runway in Airplane.

Posted by: ShainS at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (e544V)

78 And they're back...skip the "Refresh" link, just sayin'.

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (OUMaO)

79 I kept checking last night and saw things went tits up. Good to see it's being worked on and will be fixed. Good kids doing the work I know. This may make me work....

Posted by: turambar at April 05, 2021 03:11 PM (Gylu/)

80 Datacenter goes brrrrrrrrrr.

I find it hard to believe that in this day and age people still don't grasp that electricity and water do not mix well.  Halon is an acceptable fire suppression system, or whatever replaced it.  Generators should be outside, and not on the roof.  I'm sure all of this was taken into account in Utah, yet here we are. 

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (3H9h1)

81 Can we replace the flaming skull with a flaming server now?

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (OUMaO)

82 This is what happens when you put your server in a bathroom. The humidity is hell on it. 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (QgyYD)

83 65Although I've never left a running server on a shelf or below one, over the course of my IT career, I have left servers running on the floor, on a work bench, on cardboard boxes, with lids and enclosures opened, etc.

Fun times.

Posted by:Curly Shuffleat April 05, 2021 02:09 PM (cwI4U)


*hic*

Bathrooms work as well.

Posted by: H Clinton, Never be President at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (Ojki1)

84 I was worried that you got DDOS'ed.

Posted by: Funsize at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (gbEV2)

85 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (yQpMk)

86 If this gets any worse, I'm gonna steal my dog's Thundershirttm 

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (bAe71)

87 I have a feeling that the horde will eventually break this new comment thingy

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 02:09 PM (GBZnB)


This is why we can't have nice things.

I'm not going to tell Publius that the blog is up because he's outside being productive.  I can lie around eating virtual bonbons.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)

88 This is scary. Since John Wayne died I haven't had any interest in movies. With Rush Limbaugh's passing, I've little use for a radio. If AOS goes down for good, my computer will be an expensive paperweight.

Posted by: Cosda at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (a1R04)

89 Only 34 people were shot this holey weekend in Chicago

Posted by: DitkaCA at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (kVjCi)

90 "Republican" Arkansas Governor is about to veto a bill banning "gender affirming medical care" for minors who claim to be "transgender"
Vote harder, plebs.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

91 so I wanted to make sure this site was running smoothly.

Posted by:Pixy Misa

---
It is for some meanings of the phrase "running smoothly".
And thanks for your hard work too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (gtatv)

92 49 I don't have all the details of what happened at the datacenter, but it sounds like a combination of a voltage spike that blew up some equipment, a backup generator gone berserk, and a fire suppression system that worked a little too well.
----- 
I'm imagining Lucky Pierre Delecto sabotaging the servers the plug a la Johnny pulling the plug on the runway in Airplane.
BTW, is a Lucky Pierre Delecto a sandwich?

Posted by: ShainS at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (e544V)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (SRRAx)

94 And we're back! 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (OCTRt)

95 Can we replace the flaming skull with a flaming server now?

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 02:12 PM (OUMaO)

AoSHQ.  Hottest site on the net, at least until the fire suppression kicked in.

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (KnJdm)

96 If you can fix the XML too that would be great.

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (VFl7m)

97 Pixy, it's gotta be what 4 am for you? Good job but damn man, you're dedicated.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (pWrfh)

98 As has been said, the new blog is better than Bix but not as capable as GeoCities.
I LIKE IT!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (FVrDO)

99 odays Outrage Of The Day

Prosecutors in D.C. will not try the two teenage girls who murdered an Uber Eats driver so they could joy ride in his car. Instead, they get all sorts of mild reprimands and earnest wishes they will do better in the future. Kyle Rittenhouse, who was actually defending himself from his murderers, meanwhile is tortured by the prosecution.

https://tinyurl.com/y6wrxdye

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Registered Independent at April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (qrvws)

100 I can't even get the backup sites to show up on my Kindle - something about an interface problem.
Any ideas?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (SRRAx)

101 That "Refresh" thing really sucks.

No offense, Pixie. But it sucks.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (jhfQJ)

102 So much for the theory that the blog lives in Australia.  Wait... doesn't the NSA have a Utah datacenter? 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (QgyYD)

103 95 comments already!? 

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (1yPl/)

104 WHAARGAARBBL!!

Posted by: Data Center Hampster at April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (FPCJ0)

105 Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.

Posted by: x at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (oA+QO)

106 ****testing***

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)

107 Awfully quiet here. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (6p12J)

108

Katie Pavlich says the Biden administration, circling back to the hack 60 Minutes smear job from yesterday, is accusing DiSantis of racism and corruption, based upon using private companies as vaccination sites and trying to protect the elderly first.

In their world I’m sure all that makes some sense, but, in their world, the sun is not what heats the earth. So you can decide how factual and data driven their comments are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Registered Independent at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (qrvws)

109 Utah? What do you mean?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (jhfQJ)

110

Halon is an acceptable fire suppression system, or whatever replaced it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 05, 2021 02:12 PM (3H9h1)

Halon was replaced by CO2 (scurry global warming) or just Nitrogen.  Basically it just smothers the fire by forcing out Oxygen.  Also any people that might be there too, but wth, we had to save the ozone flavors or something.

Damn shame too because Halon was a fire killing monster.

green

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:16 PM (xfb67)

111 In honor of this auspicious day:
  https://tinyurl.com/y2asu5ed


Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (GbPPJ)

112 Well that was weird. New comments weren't appearing for me. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (6p12J)

113 i don't know. I think it's just that the servers lost power.

Posted by: Ace at April 05, 2021 02:00 PM (5+1A/)

Thanks to you, Ace, and to Pixy and the Cobs, for all the efforts to get the ship afloat again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (mzC78)

114 Pixy, it's gotta be what 4 am for you? Good job but damn man, you're dedicated.

Posted by: IP



5:16 am. Tomorrow. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (OCTRt)

115 I'm already tired of typing "green."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 05, 2021 02:09 

My browser remembers form entries so I just have to pick it from a list

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (GBZnB)

116 ok....socking has some new, probably minor challenges....difficult for an idiot to overcome....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (jhfQJ)

117 >>>Todays Outrage Of The Day

My spidey-sense says that this will not be their last brush with the law.

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (KnJdm)

118 @99
It is what it is, the GOP worked hand in glove with the Deep Donk to get rid of the only person who would fight these outrageous double standards.
So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (FVrDO)

119 hi Alex. I upset some people last night with the [you] trick. Pixy has since disabled it. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (6p12J)

120

Prosecutors in D.C. will not try the two teenage girls who murdered an Uber Eats driver so they could joy ride in his car. Instead, they get all sorts of mild reprimands and earnest wishes they will do better in the future. Kyle Rittenhouse, who was actually defending himself from his murderers, meanwhile is tortured by the prosecution.

https://tinyurl.com/y6wrxdye

Posted by:Huck Follywood, Registered Independentat April 05, 2021 02:14 PM (qrvws)


What the everloving f*ck?!?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (Ez6QX)

121 i don't know. I think it's just that the servers lost power.

Posted by: Ace






Scotty doesn't get vacation anymore. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (OCTRt)

122 I have to say, this format brings me back to 1996.  
Kidding, I hope things go smoothly in restoring the HQ.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (TB7HE)

123 Thank you Clarence Thomas.  That is all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Registered Independent at April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (qrvws)

124 This is like getting a flat tire in the rain, then realize you have to crawl under the middle of the van to get the spare donut, then find out the donut is flat too. 

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (QgyYD)

125 The blog lives next to these guys 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (GBZnB)

126 green 4

Posted by: x at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (oA+QO)

127 Well, we seem to be back, for some value of "back"
Spent most the day visiting sites I haven't been to since the election:
Amer. Digest Ann Barnhardt Maggies Farm Market Ticker
Boy Ann's got a boat load of Ivermectin data.
And Market Ticker hasn't gone dark...in case you were wondering.

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (BgMrQ)

128 Maybe Hillary can host the site on her server.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (Y08Vx)

129 What in the cornbread hell is going on around here?
Servers on fire?
Shelves on the ground?
PANTS ON EWOKS?

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 03:19 PM (F26eZ)

130 Willowed...is that still the correct verbiage on this here backup site?
Here's Joe and Dr. Fishnets with a masked Easter bunny on the balcony at the WH. Joe's waving to no one again.....watch til the end.
https://tinyurl.com/yjkrf23m 

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:20 PM (cF8AT)

131 >>What the everloving f*ck?!?




Murder While Black is not a crime.

Posted by: Data Center Hampster at April 05, 2021 03:20 PM (FPCJ0)

132 servers caught fire, can I use that in my book? Tittled, Brain Splat.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 03:20 PM (mCR0i)

133 FYI the refresh button might be broken. So if you try using it you won't see new comments. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:20 PM (6p12J)

134 I was near an accidental Halon Discharge once at a hospital. Big red button behind a round glass window on the wall, obvious "Danger, do not touch" signage everywhere. Orderly hit it with a mop handle or something. I was two rooms away when the whooshing sound and alarm bells started. Thankfully is was a sealed room but damn, I imagine it was a mess.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:20 PM (pWrfh)

135 Did you try wiping it?

Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (FPCJ0)

136

Prosecutors in D.C. will not try the two teenage girls who murdered an Uber Eats driver so they could joy ride in his car. Instead, they get all sorts of mild reprimands and earnest wishes they will do better in the future. Kyle Rittenhouse, who was actually defending himself from his murderers, meanwhile is tortured by the prosecution.

https://tinyurl.com/y6wrxdye

Posted by:Huck Follywood



If that Uber driver had been a family member, no one would ever see those girls again. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (OCTRt)

137 Prosecutors in D.C. will not try the two teenage girls who murdered an Uber Eats driver so they could joy ride in his car. Instead, they get all sorts of mild reprimands and earnest wishes they will do better in the future. Kyle Rittenhouse, who was actually defending himself from his murderers, meanwhile is tortured by the prosecution. __________
Yep, as predicted, these two feral yoots will get off with a slap (or light tap) on the wrist, and a stern admonition to be better.  No jail time, and out before age 21.  
As that study showed, there is no actual "white privilege" in this country.  That's a lefty-created fantasy.  The real "privilege" is held by people like this, who can do whatever they please, including killing people, and suffer no real consequences.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (k4dH2)

138 @108
Doesn't matter, Deep Donk is always fighting and using their force multipliers to take out an enemy.
First up was Gaetz, although he was particularly stupid, but be that as it may, their next logical target is DeSantis.
So, I expect the pace of the attacks to quicken.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (FVrDO)

139 TESTING

Posted by: WOMPUS at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Pzzpr)

140 Well, I managed to start the below screenplay instead of commenting here on my lunch. So that's good:
Movie idea Badlands/Breathless in the modern age Guy kills a cop/is involved in a crime, goes to girl to get away. Girl is a wannabe influencer but has no real following. In an effort to run away, they go somewhere without any internet,

====================
So, they hole up in a little server farm in the Utah desert?

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

141

Damn shame too because Halon was a fire killing monster.

green

 

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 05, 2021 02:16 PM (xfb67)

_________________

Every datacenter I've ever built, or worked in had Halon.  No water, except running under the floor for the A/C units to drain.  Power was under the floor too, but every receptacle was 8 inches off the pad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (3H9h1)

142

I got my 2nd covid vaccine on Friday.  I was out of commission on Sat.  Nasty feeling.  Like having a bad case of the flu with no congestion.  Still have a headache and don't feel 100%.

green

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (xfb67)

143 @111
ATC has bestowed the blessing of "victory" upon us...
Onwards Horde, onwards...

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (BgMrQ)

144 Also, site crashes a lot on iphone/ipad.

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (VFl7m)

145 *taps foot*
I GIVE YOU PEOPLE WHAT YOU WANT, NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION!
ATTENTION I SAY!

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (GbPPJ)

146 Has everyone already discussed the 60 minutes hit on DeSantis and how Spirit Airlines is ass?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (UW2ZS)

147 Suspicious link above does not disappoint.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (pWrfh)

148 That DC Prosecutor is really serious about them Asian Hate Crimes.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (FPCJ0)

149 I am going to be the reason we can't have nice things anymore. 

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (GbPPJ)

150 124This is like getting a flat tire in the rain, then realize you have to crawl under the middle of the van to get the spare donut, then find out the donut is flat too.

Posted by:Cat Ass Trophyat April 05, 2021 02:19 PM (QgyYD)

....................
You left out the crying hungry baby in the carseat and the still-hormonal post-partum wife.
NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (F26eZ)

151 People over 29 don't like change, lol. Glad to be back!

Posted by: dartist at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (+ya+t)

152 I loved the limerick but can't tell if the post is attributed to the poster above or below. Need gray box deliniation.

Posted by: Funsize at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (gbEV2)

153 6.5 Creed; $46 for 20 rounds; https://bit.ly/3mnRDhn

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (UW2ZS)

154 The blog is fasting, bone broth and weak tea.

Posted by: motionview at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (RKp8A)

155 140  So, they hole up in a little server farm in the Utah desert?

Posted by:mrpat April 05, 2021 02:21 PM (Pqytn)

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And they take out the HQ in one wipe of a cloth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

156 AtC, that was both honorable and majestic!

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (pWrfh)

157 I cannae change the Laws of Physics, Captain Ace!

Posted by: pixy hamster at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (1yPl/)

158 145 *taps foot*
I GIVE YOU PEOPLE WHAT YOU WANT, NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION!
ATTENTION I SAY!

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)


Already payed obeisance your highness...

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2021 03:24 PM (BgMrQ)

159 Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Happy birthday to me! Seriously, I'm 55 today. Woo.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)

160

S'up Hordemates?

Heh...I knew shelves were involved somehow. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (axyOa)

161 Yeah, the refresh button got broken.  Don't click on it.  I'll fix it tomorrow.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (MqQvv)

162 *Passes Green Orange to AtC*

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (FPCJ0)

163 124This is like getting a flat tire in the rain, then realize you have to crawl under the middle of the van to get the spare donut, then find out the donut is flat too.

Posted by:Cat Ass Trophyat April 05, 2021 02:19 PM (QgyYD)

Isn't that an Alanis Morsette song? 

You gotta check your donut man!

green

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (xfb67)

164 I looked up on DDG "Server Fire in Utah".  
Got a hit for a 2019 grass fire that got within 500 feet of the gigantic NSA server farm in Utah.  
We are nothing like this or that explains so much.  One of the two. 

Thank you again Pixy Misa.
Ace, I hit the tip jar.  I know you have bomb-proof shelves.  You told me, and I remembered. 
Maybe extend your skills to Utah.  Kinda of a side business?

Have a great day.  

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2021 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

165 Damn, it's like a war zone here!  I was just asked who won the 1942 World Series before I was allowed to post. Thankfully I am a great fan of American Soccer and knew the correct response! 

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (tfZ8Q)

166 149I am going to be the reason we can't have nice things anymore.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:23 PM (GbPPJ)

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I've been yelled at so much today for posting gifs.
Like this one: 
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a7/01/ef/a701ef74487e5bf26f5efb67d7e6160d.gif

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

167 I told my doctor today that after receiving the Pfizer wuflu vaccine shot (round #1), my body reported "That's it?  You sent the JV team?" 

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (Pqytn)

168 Nice simple format. The original one was all busy and shit.

Posted by: Please help me.... at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (S4jmh)

169 Somebody said it earlier, and I agree.  Please tweak whatever it is you tweak to make this site viewable on a cellphone.  Thank you in advance.

Posted by: James Hooker at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (bOruw)

170 If that Uber driver had been a family member, no one would ever see those girls again. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 02:21 PM (OCTRt)

Uber driver was a Pakistani muslim. Be a pity, wouldn't it, if the jihadis were to declare jihad against the feral yutes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (mzC78)

171 Somebody needs $1,400 and a back rub,,,,,,,,,,or my special Brain massage. 

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (mCR0i)

172 Green, green, it's green they say For the spammers to try to kill Green, green, I'm commenting away To where the orange is greener still

Posted by: The New Christy Minstrels at April 05, 2021 03:26 PM (DMUuz)

173 Weird, I'm getting the HTML editor. I never get the HTML editor.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM (JTfFs)

174 *shoves lemon bar through USB port for browndog*

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM (GbPPJ)

175 Pixy Misa.
Get some needed sleep.  It seems you are working flat out.  And you are important.  We do not need you inoperative as well. 

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM (u82oZ)

176 Orunj - Dammit!  
The answer is Orunj!
Why doesn't this fucking thing let me be clear!?



Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM (FPCJ0)

177 Does everyone have Cardboard Memberships with "&" privileges' now?

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM (bAe71)

178 The HQ has both Gif posting and a sighting of "The Rack" in one day? 

Oh my...

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:28 PM (pWrfh)

179 Psaki is intolerable....up-talking liar with stupid hand gestures.

Posted by: DitkaCA at April 05, 2021 03:28 PM (kVjCi)

180 Wow glad you are back Ace!  I've been trying all day.  Was on briefly this morning and when I came back zilch.  I was forced to do housework!!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 03:28 PM (nxdel)

181 sniffybigtoe take vit D

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:28 PM (GBZnB)

182 I've been rereading "The Unix Haters' Handbook." It is perhaps the best book on Unix ever written (well, compiled). There's a lengthy section on Usenet that doesn't really belong - it's more the author discussing the foibles of Usenet. It strikes me as a "nothing new under the sun" kind of thing vis-a-vis today.

Newsgroups with large amounts of noise rarely keep those subscribers who can constructively add to the value of the newsgroup. The result is a polarization of newsgroups: those with low traffic and high content, and those with high traffic and low content. The polarization is sometimes a creeping force, bringing all discussion down to the lowest common denominator. As the quality newsgroups get noticed, more people join -first as readers, then as posters.

So, Twitter. Minus the posters, since no one cares anymore...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

183 Let's see here... 
&&&& 


Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (pWrfh)

184 174 *shoves lemon bar through USB port for browndog*

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:27 PM (GbPPJ)

***nomnomnom...burp***

My thanks exalted one...

Posted by: browndog Confused Member of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (BgMrQ)

185 Alex.  They are everything i hoped they would be.  Thank you.

Posted by: reason at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (hP++O)

186 *confettis Doctor.Boom*  Happy happy!
omg how do you post gifs because I want to use that an entirely appropriate amount 

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (GbPPJ)

187 Test
#424d18


Posted by: RioBravo at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (Y08Vx)

188 Psaki is intolerable....up-talking liar with stupid hand gestures. Posted by itkaCAat April 05, 2021 02:28 PM (kVjCi)
Zhou BaiDen's spokes-hole, so of course.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (NYS7S)

189 I asked "do you ride the bus, or take your lunch?"
Trick question. the answer is another question. and that led to 3 boxes. There was a key.....

Posted by: Please help me.... at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (S4jmh)

190

Katie Pavlich says the Biden administration, circling back to the hack 60 Minutes smear job from yesterday, is accusing DiSantis of racism and corruption, based upon using private companies as vaccination sites and trying to protect the elderly first.

_______________
There's an article at Insty's site where they give you the entire transcript of what DeSantis said, and the parts that 60 Minutes cut out trying to make DeSantis look corrupt, are bolded.  It's such bullshit.  DeSantis directed a perfectly logical and reasonable and efficient distribution of the vaccine, and those corrupt leftist hacks have literally cut and spliced his explanation to try and make him look crooked.  Meanwhile, up in New York they have a governor who is actually crooked, and who needlessly killed thousands of elderly nursing home patients with his incompetence and corruption, and the lefty media sing his praises and call him heroic.  What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (k4dH2)

191 Those who sacked the previous shelvers have just been sacked. Moose out front should've told ya'.

Posted by: RALPH The Wonder Llama at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (aXxgO)

192 Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:29 PM (GbPPJ)
Much appreciated, m'lady!

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (NYS7S)

193 I don't know how I feel about getting modern blog technology.
There was something quint and charming about bearskins and stone tools.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (FVrDO)

194 Pink hearts!  Yellow moons!  Orange stars!  Green oranges! 

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (JTfFs)

195  Somebody said it earlier, and I agree.  Please tweak whatever it is you tweak to make this site viewable on a cellphone.  Thank you in advance.

Posted by: James Hooker at April 05, 2021 02:26 PM (bOruw)

Maybe you should buy a better cellphone. Or put a cell card in a real computer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 03:30 PM (mzC78)

196 Prosecutors in D.C. will not try the two teenage girls who murdered an Uber Eats driver so they could joy ride in his car.


Honestly, serving 6 and 6 years respectively is about all they would have gotten had they been tried.  
On the other hand, they will just be serving a long class at Crime U and then released with sealed records onto the unsuspecting public, so we have that going for us.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

197 186*confettis Doctor.Boom* Happy happy!
omg how do you post gifs because I want to use that an entirely appropriate amount

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:29 PM (GbPPJ)

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It's the IMG tag.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/mXnO9IiWWarkI/200_d.gif

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

198 Did you see the pandemic theater image of Biden and his Cabinet wearing masks and separated by six feet, even though everyone involved was vaccinated long ago?

What's the over/under on how many of those people Biden can name?  With the correct Cabinet position?  With panic masks on?

Posted by: motionview at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (RKp8A)

199 149I am going to be the reason we can't have nice things anymore.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:23 PM (GbPPJ)

As long as it is you and not Jeffery Toobin.

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (Ojki1)

200 500 quatloos for a happy ending, massage thraal.

Posted by: giant, pulsating brain under a plexiglass dome at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (1yPl/)

201 NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION!  ATTENTION I SAY! 

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:22 PM

Anyone else hearing squeaky sounds that seem like they're coming from around knee-level?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (DMUuz)

202 181 sniffybigtoe take vit D

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 02:28 PM (GBZnB)

My doc has me taking a 50,000 IU Vit D, twice a week now.  I was taking it once a week, but that only got me barely into the acceptable range.  I seem to be a black hole for vit D.  I don't know where it's going.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (1ISKN)

203 I GIVE YOU PEOPLE WHAT YOU WANT, NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION!
ATTENTION I SAY!

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:22 PM (GbPPJ)



Yum! We should burn down the server every day!

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (KnJdm)

204 There's an article at Insty's site where they give you the entire transcript of what DeSantis said, and the parts that 60 Minutes cut out trying to make DeSantis look corrupt, are bolded.
Here's a screenshot for those who don't want to search for it. https://bit.ly/39JmAI6

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (UW2ZS)

205 Very nice ATC!

Posted by: dartist at April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (+ya+t)

206 Emojis???😬😬😬😬😬

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (6Je/Q)

207 I'm color blind.

Posted by: Javems at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (8SSHh)

208 Reeling, but still erect, AoSHQ stands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (XeU6L)

209 It's fine on my phone

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (GBZnB)

210

Anyone else hearing squeaky sounds that seem like they're coming from around knee-level?

Posted by: Duncanthraxat April 05, 2021 02:31 PM (DMUuz)

My knees, probably. They squeak sometimes.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (t+qrx)

211 It's the IMG tag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)


This will end well.

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

212 Test

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (jOcSX)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

214 Please hurry and get it fixed! I’m having AoS withdrawals.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (TRbw3)

215 Only one GIF I want to see, AtC in her dom outfit whipping a hippie.

Posted by: motionview at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (RKp8A)

216 In honor of this auspicious day:
https://tinyurl.com/y2asu5ed

It's an old pic, but it checks out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (SchxB)

217 Yo. Just saying hi to everyone and that I am glad the I can access the blog. I was wondering what happened. 

Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (jW2fN)

218 CBS, NBC and ABC News reporters have expended a lot of energy personally and professionally embarrassing themselves over the last few years, but CBS 60 minutes hit a new low with the hilariously obvious and sloppy hit on Gov DeSantis. These organizations are run by 9 year olds in 30 year-old bodies. 
The Dems may be the political wing of the media, but if so, they're trying to make politics work for kids...I just don't see this effort working out in the end without everyone involved getting covered in finger-paint and chocolate milk...  

Posted by: Boswell at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (w2LAm)

219 My knees make more of a crunching sound.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (nxdel)

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)

221 Shelvey strikes again!

Posted by: iwuzhere at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (+bGoc)

222 Burning Skull > Burning Shelves

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (axyOa)

223 I believe this blog has been day drinking.

Posted by: Please help me.... at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (S4jmh)

224 So how many tries do I get for the captcha question? Maybe I don't test well. And.... HI, Alex!

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:34 PM (6Je/Q)

225 🧸

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (pWrfh)

226 Reeling, but still erect, AoSHQ stands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

227 @DailyCaller

WATCH: CBS and@60Minutes excluded context from Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis in which he explains the steps his government took to make the decision to partner with Publix on vaccine distribution. The 60 Minutes version is first, followed by the full answer from DeSantis.

https://tinyurl.com/yjuzj6wg
 

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (cF8AT)

228 40Omg. OMG IT'S NEW COMMENTS THINGY!

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:05 PM (GbPPJ)

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It's been ruled that the new comments thingy need victory tits.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 05, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)


this is true

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (8D42x)

229 *right clicks* *saves*

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (jOcSX)

230 What's the over/under on how many of those people Biden can name? With the correct Cabinet position? With panic masks on?

Posted by:motionviewat April 05, 2021 02:31 PM (RKp8A)


----------

He probably can't even count how many there are.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (Y08Vx)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (H5knJ)

232 nooooooooooooo lemme try again

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)

233 There's an article at Insty's site where they give you the entire transcript of what DeSantis said, and the parts that 60 Minutes cut out trying to make DeSantis look corrupt, are bolded. It's such bullshit. DeSantis directed a perfectly logical and reasonable and efficient distribution of the vaccine, and those corrupt leftist hacks have literally cut and spliced his explanation to try and make him look crooked. ...
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)
++++
Hello. You seem to be new here. Let me explain the rules to you. We in the press - called either "heroes" or "whores" depending on what kind of person is in the conversation - have one job. Our one job is to obfuscate and lie in pursuit of our greater objectives regarding power and control. DeSantis is not aligned with our objectives, so we lie about him. Biden is aligned to our objects, so we lie about him.

The lies are different, but they are lies nonetheless. They will always be lies. We always lie. Let it be written.

Posted by: We in the Press at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (Jsjd7)

234 I'm so confused. We hanging here or at acedark.wordpress?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (ju2Fy)

235 I kind of like this format. It has increased my capacity for posting dumbassery...

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (6Je/Q)

236 Thanks to all the folks who are working hard to fix things!  Man am I glad I'm retired from doing IT in a crisis, or on a deadline.  I know how much frustration you guys are experiencing.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

237 232nooooooooooooo lemme try again

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:36 PM (GbPPJ)

=========
Make sure you copy the image address, not the image itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

238 Great - give me another reason to hate the Monday back from a vacation - first it's 1,500 emails, and now the blog is broke. 

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (HmZuC)

239 179Psaki is intolerable....up-talking liar with stupid hand gestures.

Posted by: DitkaCA at April 05, 2021 02:28 PM (kVjCi)


Her up-talking has become intolerable for me, too.  Another now-intolerable aspect of her press conferences is the inability or reluctance of the reporters to challenge lies by her and her dimwitted boss.  Especially their lies and half-truths about the new Georgia voting law.  Someone tried again today but rapidly collapsed when Psaki barked back at him.  Sad.  Disgusting.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

240 @MZHemingway

Oh boy. Democrat mayor of Palm Beach County says 60 Minutes' "reporting was not just based on bad information -- it was intentionally false." Says he offered to refute 60 Minutes' half-cooked conspiracy theory based on personal knowledge and "60 Minutes declined."

https://tinyurl.com/yk3rzl3g

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (cF8AT)

241 Why would DeSantis even give 60 minutes an interview?  That doesn't seem wise.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (1ISKN)

242 I understand it's also the largest drugstore chain Florida -- the state with the most retirees as well -- so why wouldn't they utilize them?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (1yPl/)

243 Need to know when to dump the empties.

Posted by: brass balls at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (JDB34)

244

green.

Green...

Green...Ha!

Ha Ha!

GREEN!

Bwahahaha!

GREEN GREN GREEN!!!!!

Bwahahahaha!  Green!  Bwahaha!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (axyOa)

245 many times marshal art teachers would kill bad or evil students.

Just chatter and jail room gossip.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (mCR0i)

246 Remember green oranges. You will see this material again in The Happy Fun Camps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (DMUuz)

247 Faith, alex, faith...

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (6Je/Q)

248 Did anybody ask about the shelf life?   

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in California at April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (TRbw3)

249 Does anyone else have the captcha question..."fuck off, true or false?"

Posted by: Please help me.... at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (S4jmh)

250 Olddog....hang here if it's working, like now.  Other site if this goes down like it did earlier today.

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (cF8AT)

251 Wow glad you are back Ace!  I've been trying all day.  Was on briefly this morning and when I came back zilch.  I was forced to do housework!!
Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 02:28 PM (nxdel)

I had to do work-work! Didn't care for it, to be honest.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Ez6QX)

252 Why would DeSantis even give 60 minutes an interview?  That doesn't seem wise.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 02:36 PM (1ISKN)

He wisely refused, that question was at an open press conference. Which is why the slime editing will not fly.

Posted by: motionview at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (RKp8A)

253 https://images.app.goo.gl/QzMXwetCgf3R4BRG6

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (pWrfh)

254

He probably can't even count how many there are.

Posted by: RioBravo
-------

I can too count!

One potato, two potato, three potato...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (XeU6L)

255 184 174 *shoves lemon bar through USB port for browndog* Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria
Does that work? 
Hey Alex, I'm gonna need you to scooch up a little closer to your computer. 

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (Si97R)

256 THERE ARE FOUR GREEN ORANGES!!1!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2021 03:38 PM (HmZuC)

257 Shelf life ... La Vida Loco...

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:39 PM (6Je/Q)

258 Psaki can up-talk while talking down to you.  It's a skill.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:39 PM (qpX6U)

259 odays Outrage Of The Day
This is why I've almost blockaded news for the duration of the Harris/Fascist Administration. The country is turned on its head. My sanity can't take the daily bludgeon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 05, 2021 03:39 PM (aXxgO)

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:39 PM (GbPPJ)

261 I loved the book, "Green Oranges and Ham."

Posted by: Please help me.... at April 05, 2021 03:39 PM (S4jmh)

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (pWrfh)

263 Oh boy. Democrat mayor of Palm Beach County says 60 Minutes' "reporting was not just based on bad information -- it was intentionally false." Says he offered to refute 60 Minutes' half-cooked conspiracy theory based on personal knowledge and "60 Minutes declined."
https://tinyurl.com/yk3rzl3g Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 02:36 PM (cF8AT)
++++
Good. I am glad they did. There is a lesson in all this. Trump demonstrated this lesson. DeSantis demonstrated this lesson. Countless men have demonstrated this lesson over the past thirty years.

Do not talk to the mainstream press. Ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (Jsjd7)

264 Modernish blog technology....
Sarge, I got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (FVrDO)

265 Olddog....hang here if it's working, like now.  Other site if this goes down like it did earlier today. Posted by: Tami
----

The moment arrives when you have to take whatever weapons you have, and march to the front.

Posted by: Saul Bellow at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

266 I noticed that" Green, dammit, Greeeen" does not work

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (6Je/Q)

267 I had to do work-work! Didn't care for it, to be honest.
Me neither.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 03:40 PM (nxdel)

268 For those of us who know how to gif:
https://www.readunwritten.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/3jCk.gif

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

269 This is much easier on a desktop. Refreshes much faster too. Maybe I can actually keep up with the conversation for once. 
:looks:
aww man too slow again.

Posted by: funsize at April 05, 2021 03:41 PM (gbEV2)

270 To think that once upon a time I could code web pages.  Sigh.


Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:41 PM (GbPPJ)

271 Good. I am glad they did. There is a lesson in all this. Trump demonstrated this lesson. DeSantis demonstrated this lesson. Countless men have demonstrated this lesson over the past thirty years.

Do not talk to the mainstream press. Ever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 02:40 PM (Jsjd7)

***

Or if you must, set up your own camera and crew.  Film everything!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:41 PM (axyOa)

272 For ATC.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/FgwkDdzyrUWha/giphy.gif

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (KnJdm)

273 With all the new commenting toys, the comment threads are starting to resemble ransom notes or maybe MySpace. Not sure which.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (alrWI)

274 No good shelf servering bastidges!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (m45I2)

275 Oh boy. Democrat mayor of Palm Beach County says 60 Minutes' "reporting was not just based on bad information -- it was intentionally false."
-----

Fake but accurate.

Posted by: 60 Minutes at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

276 Oh...sorry about the lines.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (axyOa)

277 Is this new place barrel-resistant?  Or even, dare I dream, barrel-proof?

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 03:42 PM (F26eZ)

278 Yeah, this ain't gonna end well.......

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (6Je/Q)

279 I had to do work-work! Didn't care for it, to be honest.

Posted by: Jordan61at April 05, 2021 02:38 PM (Ez6QX)

All of my 'blocking' tasks that were waiting on other people to do stuff cleared up simultaneously, which is terrifying. I had to do things.
Now I'm back to the usual "wait for other people to act on my requests, can't do a thing until then" holding pattern.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (t+qrx)

280 277Is this new place barrel-resistant? Or even, dare I dream, barrel-proof?

Posted by:Speed Racer's Banana Hammockat April 05, 2021 02:42 PM (F26eZ)

==========
First person to post porn will find out, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (pWrfh)

282 green 4

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Vu7A1)

283 Or if you must, set up your own camera and crew. Film everything!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 02:41 PM (axyOa)
++++
This is a good approach, too. I think Trump did this during his 60 Minutes interview. He released the real interview after they hacked it up. Not that they care (they have no shame and no one engages in mutual ass-covering like the Press) but I increasingly think the press should be treated like the cops: never talk to them without your side fully represented with attorneys and recording.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (Jsjd7)

284 What's the blog equivalent of get off my lawn with all of your fancy animated gifs?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (FVrDO)

285 Anyone else hearing squeaky sounds that seem like they're coming from around knee-level?

Posted by uncanthraxat April 05, 2021 02:31 PM


With everything that's happened to the blog in the last day, do you really want it flamethrown, too?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (16vTQ)

286 Oh, good. The special characters chart is visible to me now. ÇøûÓð©

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (1yPl/)

287 "This is much easier on a desktop."
Everything is much easier on a desktop.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (qpX6U)

288 I'm sensing a whole new set of possibilities for kbdabear!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

289 I haven't seen so many lines since I went into the VIP room at '54.
If you "paste as plain text" when copying previous comments, it will strip out the formatting that creates so many lines. Maybe that would help readability a bit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (Si97R)

290 Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Put the image link location between the two square-bracketed image tags (open and close tags).

Posted by: 4 at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

291 Crap, ok, back to zoom.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (pWrfh)

292 Watch the video of the unintended acceleration of this Audi....

Posted by: 60 Minutes at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (XeU6L)

293 Thank you, 4.   You may have a non-smallpoxed blanket.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (GbPPJ)

294 I feel like the first and last man to cyber.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (mCR0i)

295 Moving images. 

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (UW2ZS)

296 Thanks, Tami.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (ju2Fy)

297 Ah meh gird!!!!
Hyperlinks too??
Fannies over to fainting couch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:44 PM (FVrDO)

298 Oh fer cryin' out loud!  Stoopid gif-ters gotta gif.  Hey, let's make this place like every other crap blog on the internet. That's the ticket.  

Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (m45I2)

299 Where is the blinking, scrolling colored text?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

300 CBS 60 minutes hit a new low with the hilariously obvious and sloppy hit on Gov DeSantis __________
It was also CBS that did that deceptive edit on the George Zimmerman call to the police (when he saw Trayvon Martin lurking about in the rain at his subdivision that night, and called the cops to report him).  The dispatcher asked Zimmerman if the suspicious person he saw was white, black, or hispanic.  Zimmerman said he couldn't really see him that clearly, but he looks black.  CBS edited out the dispatcher's question and made it sound like Zimmerman just spontaneously volunteered the information that the suspicious person "looks black," because that made Zimmerman sound more raaaaaacist.
These crooked media assholes have been at this a long time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (k4dH2)

301 Put the image link location between the two square-bracketed image tags (open and close tags).

Posted by:4at April 05, 2021 02:44 PM (KnJdm)


Ohhhh thank you.  

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&


Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (GbPPJ)

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (pWrfh)

303 In honor of this auspicious day:
https://tinyurl.com/y2asu5ed


Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)

I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my ... erm... well, um... uh
let's just say i'm thankful and 
I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (8D42x)

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (UW2ZS)

305 293Thank you, 4. You may have a non-smallpoxed blanket.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

=========
You know, I kind of told you that.
But I don't deserve attention. It's fine. I'm not offended.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/SaX384PjtDl2U/giphy.gif

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

306 SHOW YER TITS, WOMENSES!!1!!

Posted by: Raging Boner at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (qnBi0)

307 Letting morons post GIFs is like unleashing the Id from the laboratories of the ancient doomed civilization of the Krell.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (qpX6U)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (Jsjd7)

309 Wait a minute - why is it asking what "colour" the orange is? Is the server in Scunthorpe? 

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (HmZuC)

310 via GIPHY

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:39 PM

This, and Victory Tits.  Truly our Empress is benevolentish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (16vTQ)

311 ...And now I am tempted to go see Godzilla V. Kong for $5 tomorrow. I know it isn't high art, but the big screen did sure help Godzilla (2014).

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

312 Checking in to say that I may be in the same state as the server on fire, but I swear I had nothing to do with it!!!
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (Rbfr/)

313 Those shelves are Biden-brand shelves.  They can't hold anything. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2021 03:46 PM (OU+8W)

314 First person to post porn will find out, I guess.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 05, 2021 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

So...Ace then?

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

315 You know, I kind of told you that.
But I don't deserve attention. It's fine. I'm not offended.

You got the Horde the VT.  Don't be greedy.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (GbPPJ)

316 Whoa. RB's "womenses" comment was in my text window on a refresh..  That might be a bug.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (pWrfh)

317 Oh fer cryin' out loud!  Stoopid gif-ters gotta gif.  Hey, let's make this place like every other crap blog on the internet. That's the ticket.  
Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 02:45 PM (m45I2)


LOL. I feel like I'm over at Twitter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (Ez6QX)

318 I've been readding this blog for, what, 15 years, but no longer comment.  If anyone remembers me, send me an email at AskParisParamus at g mail dot com.

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (XmG1E)

319 This is the worst trip I've ever been on.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (45fpk)

320 Wow. This is cray cray.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 05, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)

321 I tried copying and pasting a gif... it did not work... it was for the best, as I think about it....

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (6Je/Q)

322 Those shelves are Biden-brand shelves. They can't hold anything. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2021 02:46 PM (OU+8W)
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Nah. Biden-brand shelves are like Biden-brand skulls. They hold up oatmeal and shrapnel pretty well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

323 ZETTAI

Posted by: Zettai at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (QfR89)

324 And now I am tempted to go see Godzilla V. Kong for $5 tomorrow. I know it isn't high art, but the big screen did sure help Godzilla (2014).
Just pirate it.  

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (UW2ZS)

325 What color is a green orange... one of the new 3 questions on Monty Python's Bridge of Death, I see.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (Rbfr/)

326 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 02:45 PM (k4dH2)

That was NBC but I'm not sure there's any material difference in the matter.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2021 03:48 PM (z4etD)

327 Stocks hitting new records. MSM orgasmic.
Which is weird because for 4 years Of Trump I was told only evil rich people benefit from stonk markets.
Weird how they changed their mind so fast huh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 05, 2021 03:49 PM (wyszq)

328 324And now I am tempted to go see Godzilla V. Kong for $5 tomorrow. I know it isn't high art, but the big screen did sure help Godzilla (2014).
Just pirate it.

Posted by:bonhommeat April 05, 2021 02:48 PM (UW2ZS)

===========
Hand a small boy a Godzilla toy and a King Kong toy. Watch the child bang the two toys together.
Same thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

329 Imagine what this place will be like by the ONT when everybody learns how to .GIF

Posted by: dartist at April 05, 2021 03:49 PM (+ya+t)

330 And now I am tempted to go see Godzilla V. Kong for $5 tomorrow. I know it isn't high art, but the big screen did sure help Godzilla (2014).

Posted by:Beteat April 05, 2021 02:46 PM (Ojki1)


Moe Lane had the perfect review:  
http://moelane.com/2021/03/31/my-godzilla-vs-kong-review/



Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:49 PM (GbPPJ)

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:49 PM (Vu7A1)

332 "I tried copying and pasting a gif... it did not work"
Prolly need to wrap it in some HTML.  I'd post a GIF, but everybody has seen it already.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (qpX6U)

333 I'm growing peppers from seed as a father / son project.  Sprouts appeared this weekend.  It was like magic.  I checked in the afternoon, nothing.  I checked the next morning, SPROUTS!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (UW2ZS)

334 @ 300 Trivial Pursuer. I thought it was ABC that did the deceptive editing, not CBS. Am I misrembering?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (ju2Fy)

335 There's pictures and colors and gifs in here.  Way too much self-expression.  What do you think this is? Canada?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (45fpk)

336 epic fail

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (Vu7A1)

337 60 Minutes doesn't care if they aired a sloppy hit piece, watching the right freak out is part of the kink. 

Posted by: lowandslow at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (4thlk)

338 What color is a green orange... one of the new 3 questions on Monty Python's Bridge of Death, I see. 

Posted by: LizLem 


That was gif'ed earlier this morning. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (OCTRt)

339 Blazer

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (z4etD)

340 Alex, I LOVED the new podcast. You and Brent can talk Sanderson anytime. All his BYU writing classes are available for free on Youtube. Fantasy writer treasure trove!

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (Rbfr/)

341 It's not that I live for Victory Tits but I live for Victory Tits.    
Love them. 

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (QtLfN)

342 Pixy, thanks for all your work on our behalf -- we really appreciate it.
And with all the blasted gifs, I'm just glad I decided on my new ISP's unlimited data option!

Posted by: Empire1 at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (JJatH)

343 @Breaking911  52s

NYT REPORT: Trump's Black and Latino support in 2020 was more widespread than originally thought, he made large gains in Democrat-leaning geographic areas

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:50 PM (cF8AT)

344 343@Breaking91152s

NYT REPORT: Trump's Black and Latino support in 2020 was more widespread than originally thought, he made large gains in Democrat-leaning geographic areas

Posted by:Tamiat April 05, 2021 02:50 PM (cF8AT)

=========
But sure, Biden won more votes than anyone ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

345 293 Thank you, 4.   You may have a non-smallpoxed blanket.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

I saw a show on how we got the smallpox vaccine.  Some British dude noticed that milk maids never had small pox scars.  Then he theorized out that cowpox must have been giving them immunity from smallpox.  So he started by injecting cowpox into a young boy and later injecting small pox. (The medical testing laws were pretty lax back then.)  In reality, it probably didn't matter because the boy would have likely gotten smallpox eventually, everyone did.

Lucky for the boy, it worked.  The first vaccine was an actual infection with a similar virus.  The word "vaccine" comes from the name of that virus, Vaccinia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 03:51 PM (1ISKN)

346 298 Oh fer cryin' out loud! Stoopid gif-ters gotta gif. Hey, let's make this place like every other crap blog on the internet. That's the ticket.
we're gonna need an uptwinkles button.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 03:51 PM (oY6Yp)

347 Imagine what this place will be like by the ONT when everybody learns how to .GIF
Posted by: dartist at April 05, 2021 02:49 PM (+ya+t)

Oh Lord.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

348 Do we have to keep saying green every time?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (45fpk)

349 Apparently Spirit Airlines isn't completely insane.  They kicked the flight attendant off the flight and let everyone else get back on the plane.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (UW2ZS)

350 If GIFs become a permanent feature here, my sympathies go to the moderators who have to decide what's allowed.  Ugh.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (qpX6U)

351 I wonder what NSA Bob is thinking right about now...

Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (6Je/Q)

352 Alex, I LOVED the new podcast. You and Brent can talk Sanderson anytime. All his BYU writing classes are available for free on Youtube. Fantasy writer treasure trove!

Posted by:LizLemat April 05, 2021 02:50 PM (Rbfr/)


Ohhhh thank you!



Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)

353 60 Minutes doesn't care if they aired a sloppy hit piece, watching the right freak out is part of the kink. 
Posted by: lowandslow at April 05, 2021 02:50 PM (4thlk)
++++
But only a part. The *real* kink is that they get caught, they get called on it, and then nothing happens and they get to do it again. They get a little chubby at the Right's rage, but they get a full-blown priapism when they get away with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (Jsjd7)

354 "A landmark report on race deals a major blow to woke fever dreams. But progressives want progress only when progress progresses their power."
I have a Brit friend who lives in Manchester and he was telling me about this last week, its hilarious.  The usual woke suspects are all running around angry and upset that there's no racism in England.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

355 Just a reminder that there's a Gab group Ace of Spades Moron Horde.
gab dot com slash groups slash 407

Posted by: Marica at April 05, 2021 03:52 PM (vvIif)

356 Mollie Hemingway.  Taking it to CBS with a 2x4 across the noggin.  
https://tinyurl.com/fr7utxz7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (QtLfN)

357 11. Thou shalt not Gif in the ONT

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (pWrfh)

358 How you doin'?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (/XOcP)

359 Interesting, strange/foreign comments seem to be auto-populating in the comment box before I post anything.
I can erase them, but it would seem something is broken


Hmm.

Pixy, any idea.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (FVrDO)

360 I've worked on a lot of servers over my years. 
Don't know if I've ever seen one with shelves. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (JTfFs)

361 Do we have to keep saying green every time?

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 05, 2021 02:52 PM (45fpk)

Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (GbPPJ)

362 252 Why would DeSantis even give 60 minutes an interview?  That doesn't seem wise. __________________
He didn't.  He gave a public press conference, and the 60 Minutes correspondent asked him some "gotcha" questions, trying to trap him.  That's how CBS' lies got busted so quickly.  There was video of all of DeSantis' answers (the whole answers, not just the bits CBS let people hear).  CBS just cut and spliced little pieces together to get the narrative they wanted.  It was total bullshit, and completely dishonest.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (k4dH2)

363 330And now I am tempted to go see Godzilla V. Kong for $5 tomorrow. I know it isn't high art, but the big screen did sure help Godzilla (2014).

Posted by:Beteat April 05, 2021 02:46 PM (Ojki1)


Moe Lane had the perfect review:
http://moelane.com/2021/03/31/my-godzilla-vs-kong-review/

That is pretty close to every review I've seen (and much, much shorter than RLM's).
I couldn't get through Hollywood in Toto's though as I don't like the guy who wrote it and he started off with the widely now debunked urban legend that Godzilla won the original film in Japan, despite the original version being available on the Criterion set to check for himself, which caused me not to bother finishing his screed.


Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 02:49 PM (GbPPJ)

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 03:53 PM (Ojki1)

364 grammie, I tried orange but was rejected.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (QtLfN)

365 NYT REPORT: Trump's Black and Latino support in 2020 was more widespread than originally thought, he made large gains in Democrat-leaning geographic areas

They're gonna start slowly leaking out demographics and analysis data on the election, hoping nobody will put 2+2 together or that its too late for anyone to do anything about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

366 "Interesting, strange/foreign comments seem to be auto-populating in the comment box before I post anything.
I can erase them, but it would seem something is broken"
Don't erase them!  Try to communicate with them!  They may be peaceful.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (qpX6U)

367 Not  a fan of the Gif thing.  If we're voting.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (45fpk)

368 I survived Kaboom! Level Blog Amenities Day at AoS and all I got was a lousy t-shirt.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (O+I8R)

369 Oh fer cryin' out loud!  Stoopid gif-ters gotta gif.  Hey, let's make this place like every other crap blog on the internet. That's the ticket.  

Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 02:45 PM (m45I2)

Like every other crap blog, and Twatter. If you must post images or video, post only a link, don't embed it. It wastes processor cycles that I pay for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (mzC78)

370 President Joe Biden and Dr. Jill cancelled the Easter egg hunt because they were afraid Champ and Major were going attack all of the children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 05, 2021 03:54 PM (03n3v)

371 >>> Interesting, strange/foreign comments seem to be auto-populating in the comment box before I post anything.
I can erase them, but it would seem something is broken
Nothing to see here, move along...

Posted by: Tech Cabals Caballing with Bob at the NSA at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (Rbfr/)

372 The Deep State strikes again.

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (ugvYV)

373 Green is the safe word. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (9OS8S)

374 Did that really get moderated? LMAO

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (z4etD)

375 367Not a fan of the Gif thing. If we're voting.

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 05, 2021 02:54 PM (45fpk)

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0IyhKF1MNYjKSVs4/giphy.gif

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

376 Yea, I've had pre-populated comments twice now.

Please retry the captcha! 
Green! 
Dammit

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (pWrfh)

377 I wish we could .png or .jpeg. I have pictures on my phone. I don't have addresses for .gifs. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (OCTRt)

378 BEN ROTHLISBERGER hasn't made it into the new comments yet. 

It's funny because he keeps typing "orange".

Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (m45I2)

379 Do we have to keep saying green every time?
Yes. Pixy said last night he/she was going to fix this. But I take it he/she has been busy with more important tasks so far.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 03:55 PM (H5knJ)

380 Someone stole an ambulance in Dallas and is leading the police on a chase...
Live feed:
https://tinyurl.com/yhwbjqmd


Tires popped...

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (cF8AT)

381 I can't believe no one has commented in 30 min. Did the comments break?

Posted by: johnd01 ® at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)

382 Mollie Hemingway. Taking it to CBS with a 2x4 across the noggin.
https://tinyurl.com/fr7utxz7
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 02:53 PM (QtLfN)
++++
:: checks manual ::

Yup. That's called a "clue-by-four."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

383 CBS just cut and spliced little pieces together to get the narrative they wanted. It was total bullshit, and completely dishonest.

60 minutes has done that forever.  The cut apart answers to get bites they want, they edit answers to different questions so it sounds worse, etc.  Its where Michael Moore learned how to make his documentaries.

Its lying, deliberately, to manipulate public opinion and seem scandalous when there's nothing there.

And its why President Trump recorded interviews and released them ahead of time so that the press couldn't lie about him as easily.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

384 378BEN ROTHLISBERGER hasn't made it into the new comments yet.

It's funny because he keeps typing "orange".

Posted by:Muldoonat April 05, 2021 02:55 PM (m45I2)

========
I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

385 @334
Trump got roughly 20pct of the male black vote and something like 13-15pct of the black vote.
Except in Atlanta, Detroit and Philly where he got 0.00 pct of the black vote.
Sucks but what are you going to do except vote harder!!!
AMIRITE???

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (FVrDO)

386 Ugh. Just saw a swarm of flying insects on the dirt around my mailbox - I thought they were houseflies but I think they have stripes. Flying too fast to get a good look.
Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt, not on flowers What could they be?

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (GBZnB)

387 Oh damn...they cut the feed!  

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (cF8AT)

388 grammie, I tried orange but was rejected. Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent


It's pretty annoying.  I'm sure there's a reason for it but I like to complain when I can.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:56 PM (45fpk)

389 Someone stole an ambulance in Dallas and is leading the police on a chase...
Are they ranting about a one armed man?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 03:57 PM (UW2ZS)

390 please disable the gifs ASAP!!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 03:57 PM (6p12J)

391 I would like to formally express my gratitude to Pixy, for working through the night to stop Ace from burning servers, and to the Empress.  You know why.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 03:57 PM (QtLfN)

392 The good news is the trolls will never figure out the orange thing.
It would be a shame to lose MUMR and his variants though.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:57 PM (Vu7A1)

393 BEN ROTHLISBERGER hasn't made it into the new comments yet.

It's funny because he keeps typing "orange".

Posted by:Muldoonat April 05, 2021 02:55 PM (m45I2)

***

OK, that was funny.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)

394 334 @ 300 Trivial Pursuer. I thought it was ABC that did the deceptive editing, not CBS. Am I misrembering? _____________
It was NBC, not CBS.  Just looked it up.  But they're all doing this kind of crooked shit now, so it hardly matters which network did it.  They're all the same for these purposes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (k4dH2)

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (DJFLF)

396 kaboom! level amenities day. Snert. Love it. 

Posted by: funsize at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (gbEV2)

397 I'm waiting... patiently. 

Soon...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (pWrfh)

398 Testing

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (Vxu+H)

399 This is a scary place, I want the old blog back!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2021 03:58 PM (a4EWo)

400 Pixy Misa, I know that IT guys are always either invisible when things are going right or The Goat when they aren't so I wanted to say thank you for all the work you put into a site that isn't your day job. We grouse a lot but it's mosty in fun and we do appreciate your efforts.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (qc+VF)

401

please disable the gifs ASAP!!!!

Buzzion at April 05, 2021 02:57 PM (6p12J)

***

But only after kbdabear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (axyOa)

402 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

403 DAMN the shelves.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

404 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 02:55 PM (LvTSG)
Get fucked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (mzC78)

405 I kinda sorta agree with not being able to posts gifs (though I love them so) but I love it in the meanwhile.


Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:59 PM (GbPPJ)

406 I can erase them, but it would seem something is broken"
Don't erase them! Try to communicate with them! They may be peaceful.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021

***

Any comments advanced enough for Ace of Spades would be advanced enough to eventually understand our motives!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 05, 2021 04:00 PM (/XOcP)

407 Just saw a swarm of flying insects on the dirt around my mailbox - I thought they were houseflies but I think they have stripes. Flying too fast to get a good look.
Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt, not on flowers What could they be?

Posted by: vmom


Possible ground bees or ground wasps. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:00 PM (OCTRt)

408 please disable the gifs ASAP!!!!

Oh sure, now you're the voice of reason.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:00 PM (H5knJ)

409 I guess Ace could bifurcate the blog: AoSHQ with GIFs, plus AoSHQ Classic.
Or he could just put a button on the page you check if you want to block all GIFs.
I'm indifferent about the data-load of images.  But I think it's gonna be difficult to allow GIFs to post without pre-moderation.  There's just too much risk of bad stuff getting up.  And a GIF can shock (trigger?) you in an instant's glance, whereas offensive text posts need at least to be read to be shocking.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:00 PM (qpX6U)

410 I like the Gif thing. Nice for a change.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2021 04:00 PM (zqE4G)

411 But only after kbdabear. 

Seconded. 

All in favor?

Posted by: The Barrel at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (pWrfh)

412 Ace, are the rumors true? Has Nancy Pelosi amended HR1 to make your datacenter the sole counting site for all future elections?

Posted by: TallDave at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (Gwlvh)

413 Bonhomme, congrats on your sprouts. Planted my tomatoes in huge buckets today, and my peppers in larger pots too, and they were all tiny sprouts once! Fun to watch them coming up.

Posted by: skywch at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (Y/Ps0)

414 "colour"?
What, are we a bunch a fookin' Limeys here?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (n+4am)

415 Gas can and match solves problems, vmom. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (9OS8S)

416 I saw Strange Foreign Comments open for Men Without Hats back in 87.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (z4etD)

417 Green is the color of my true love's hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (63Dwl)

418 I guessed orange first, I thought it was like the Abe Lincoln question about how many legs a dog has if you count the tail as a leg.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (a4EWo)

419 I like this new commenting thingee.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (Pzzpr)

420 First there are current comments, then there ain't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (HaL55)

421 I started a new thread.

Posted by: Ace at April 05, 2021 04:01 PM (5+1A/)

422 Wow, Oracle just lost its copyright claim against Google for using 11,000 lines of Oracle Java code without permission. I guess it is good to have people in high places owing you.
https://tinyurl.com/t5pf378x

Posted by: Political McGuffin at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (1MFjD)

423 370 President Joe Biden and Dr. Jill cancelled the Easter egg hunt because they were afraid Champ and Major were going attack all of the children. _______________
I thought it was because Jill was going to audition in the grandma category for a geezer strip-o-rama in a D.C. bar

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

424 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yif5TIzaPYU" what a piece of work is a man</a>

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (DJFLF)

425 off fetid sock

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (pWrfh)

426 Alex, good podcast!

Question - I'm working on doing one. Do you all use any kind of editing software?  If so, what?  I am looking at paring down a couple of hours of raw material to be intercut with commentary from the host. 

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (wGxSf)

427
401

please disable the gifs ASAP!!!!

Buzzion at April 05, 2021 02:57 PM (6p12J)

***

But only after kbdabear.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 02:59 PM (axyOa)


Gosh why ever would I be begging pixy to disable the gif ability. I mean it's not like people check the site from work. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (6p12J)

428 @scubasheridan 

This is our First Lady. No one in the picture wearing masks.

https://tinyurl.com/yfqkqa83

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (cF8AT)

429 421I started a new thread.

Posted by:Aceat April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (5+1A/)

=======
False nood!
Ban him!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

430 The woman with the eye jumping boobs is is quite something. I think I'd prefer unadorned boobs. 

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (VP4Cd)

431 I find the lack of grey boxes...liberating.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (4BMGG)

Posted by: kallisto at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (DJFLF)

433 Commissioner Rob Manfred, partisan Democrat activist and racist, found friendlier confines for the MLB All Star game.  
https://tinyurl.com/58dba7fu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:02 PM (QtLfN)

434 &&&&&&&

Posted by: creeper at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (XxJt1)

435 Feeling Ümlauty today.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (JTfFs)

436 привет!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (oY6Yp)

437 "colour"? 
What, are we a bunch a fookin' Limeys here?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur 



No. But Pixy Misa is. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (OCTRt)

438 Wow, in one weekend with Pandemic restrictions on, and availability on HBO Max, Godzilla vs Kong has more box office than Terminator Woke Fate got during its theatrical run. 

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

440 oh, my. luxury!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (oY6Yp)

441 I think I'd prefer unadorned boobs. 

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (VP4Cd)

  

==================

 

Threadwinner.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (QtLfN)

442 Test

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (VVEnO)

443 I started a new thread.
Posted by: Ace at April 05, 2021 03:01 PM (5+1A/)

Um, nuh-uh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)

444 Flying too fast to get a good look.
Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt, not on flowers What could they be?
Its okay, they're only building a hive in your mailbox.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

445 "Pixy Misa, I know that IT guys are always either invisible when things are going right or The Goat when they aren't so I wanted to say thank you for all the work you put into a site that isn't your day job."
Yes, thanks so much to the several (I think) IT people working on this.  IT work under pressure takes a piece out of one's soul.  I hated it.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (qpX6U)

446 &#128405

Testing

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

447 So to recap the idiocy in Arkansas - a Republican legislature, with a "Republican" governor, have failed to ban "transitioning" "treatments"... for minors... in a state that was carried by DJT by almost 30-points in 2020.
So that tells me that the civic nationalist "conservative" arguments are so awful we can't even consistently implement them in deep fucking red states on issues that ought to be a lead-pipe cinch, slam-dunk, walk in the park.
But yeah, #VoteHarder

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (YiTfq)

448 Alex, good podcast!

Question - I'm working on doing one. Do you all use any kind of editing software? If so, what? I am looking at paring down a couple of hours of raw material to be intercut with commentary from the host.

Posted by:WitchDoktorat April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (wGxSf)

I have no idea.  I'm just the talent.  BC does all the work.  That was our agreement when we started doing it.  I would be more than happy to do so as long as my tech involvement was zero.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)

449 The barrel threw up all over my last comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (QtLfN)

450 I guessed orange first, I thought it was like the Abe Lincoln question about how many legs a dog has if you count the tail as a leg. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz 

***

Don't be ridiculous. Oranges don't have tails!   Or legs!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (m45I2)

451 438Wow, in one weekend with Pandemic restrictions on, and availability on HBO Max, Godzilla vs Kong has more box office than Terminator Woke Fate got during its theatrical run.

Posted by:Beteat April 05, 2021 03:03 PM (Ojki1)

========
People want to go back to the theaters.
The rumors of their death were greatly exaggerated. 
A big, dumb special effects monster movie was the kind of ticket, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

452 If this blog turns into a bunch of Star Wars gifs, I going to switch over to Twatter instead.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (45fpk)

453 Yes I will be the voice of reason when it comes to people potentially getting in trouble for merely clicking a normal looking thread and getting bombarded with who knows what gifs. And possibly causing grief and problems for ace. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (6p12J)

454 Adult swim = thread with GIF's.  

Kiddy pool = thread without GIF's.

Both will get pee'd in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (3H9h1)

455 Whew! It worked!  So this all seems awful, but I have good news! The little church I attended while growing up is disafiliating from the United Methodist Church conference.  They are a more conservative parish and the obnoxious liberalism of the formal denomination is pissing them off. So much so that they are pulling out of the conference.   Sometime in the next year or so that little white church on the hill will be free of the perversion being forced on them.  
I might even go back for a Sunday service.  

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (Vxu+H)

456 Again I must insist.
When copying previous comment, paste as plain text to avoid heavy lineage.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (Si97R)

457 If this blog turns into a bunch of Star Wars gifs, I going to switch over to Twatter instead.

Posted by:grammie wingerat April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (45fpk)

No, don't do that.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 05, 2021 04:05 PM (t+qrx)

458 You serious, Clark?

Posted by: Gus Bailey at April 05, 2021 04:06 PM (8aPHe)

459 This is our First Lady. No one in the picture wearing masks.

https://tinyurl.com/yfqkqa83

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (cF8AT)

That's old I think. When she supposedly dressed up as a stewardess the other day, they said she pulled this "prank" back when Joe was VP.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:06 PM (Ez6QX)

460 &&&&&&&

Posted by:creeperat April 05, 2021 03:03 PM (XxJt1)

---

Keep that up and Ace will take our &s away.


Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:06 PM (JTfFs)

461 Next thing you know we'll have fine champagne and hookers running around this place.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2021 04:06 PM (Pzzpr)

462 Whoa- an IQ test to post?
I'm gonna go study.

Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2021 04:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

463 Next thing you know we'll have fine champagne and hookers running around this place. 

That wasn't a hooker? Don't tell me that wasn't champagne...

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:07 PM (pWrfh)

464 Next thing you know we'll have fine champagne and hookers running around this place.

Posted by:Under Fireat April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Pzzpr)

Hookers and blackjack, according to the style guide.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 05, 2021 04:07 PM (t+qrx)

465
Troll

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 04:07 PM (6p12J)

466 """""
&&&&&

@@@@@
Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2021 04:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

467

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Pzzpr

Troll

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 04:08 PM (6p12J)

468 *This is our First Lady. No one in the picture wearing masks.*
Have y'all seen the fishnets and boots?
https://tinyurl.com/ym2b84tm

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 04:08 PM (Vu7A1)

469 407 Just saw a swarm of flying insects on the dirt around my mailbox - I thought they were houseflies but I think they have stripes. Flying too fast to get a good look. Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt, not on flowers What could they be?
yellow jackets. some species like to nest in holes in the ground.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 04:08 PM (oY6Yp)

470 I leave ace for two days and this is what I come back to.

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (8YFRI)

471 NYT REPORT: Trump's Black and Latino support in 2020 was more widespread than originally thought, he made large gains in Democrat-leaning geographic areas

Posted by:Tamiat April 05, 2021 02:50 PM (cF8AT)


The GOP establishment has claimed for years that we need to appeal to minority voters, especially latinos. And then they work overtime to sabotage the guy who shows them how to actually do it, because it might mean deviating from what their corporate technolibertarian globalist donors want.
But don't worry, latinos will flock to the Jeb 2024 campaign's promise of lower corporate income tax rates, more military involvement overseas, and amnesty for whatever third-worlder makes it over the border. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (jOcSX)

472 Spoilers.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (JTfFs)

473 New look or new platform?

Posted by: Sphynx at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (rXie1)

474 So the boss Nooded himself, and there is yet no Nood. 

green

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (pWrfh)

475 So to recap the idiocy in Arkansas - a Republican legislature, with a "Republican" governor, have failed to ban "transitioning" "treatments"... for minors... in a state that was carried by DJT by almost 30-points in 2020.
- Our new value system: false is better than true, mentally ill is better than healthy, theft is better than earning, lies are better than truth, and Biden is better than Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 05, 2021 04:09 PM (VVEnO)

476 Anytime this blog goes down, I panic

Posted by: Jmel at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (SjVVW)

477 Ace is giving us false noods.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (4thlk)

478 Next thing you know we'll have fine champagne and hookers running around this place.

Posted by:Under Fireat April 05, 2021 03:06 PM (Pzzpr)

Hookers and blackjack, according to the style guide.

Posted by: hogmartin


Where do we swipe our atm card? 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (OCTRt)

479 >>  Minx 1.1.6c-pink.

My favorite part of the Minx

Posted by: Sphynx at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (rXie1)

480 Possible ground bees or ground wasps. 

Posted by: rickb223


yuck! Did I mention I'm allergic? I'm so gonna die...

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (GBZnB)

481 Whilst the main data center has floundered, we have been keeping up the war against tyranny over at gab.com.  

Posted by: wareagle82 at April 05, 2021 04:10 PM (+Kpte)

482 How orange was my valley? 

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:11 PM (JTfFs)

483 Godzilla vs King Kong was flaming dogshit on a skewer but since there's nothing else out there, eyeballs. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2021 04:11 PM (G0bXQ)

484 Okay things that should be kept with New Comments Thingy:
Formatting buttons.
Maybe text color buttons.
Things that should not be kept with New Comments Thingy:
GIFs because of the excellent reasons buzzion noted.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:11 PM (GbPPJ)

485Hookers and blackjack, according to the style guide.
Pretty sure it's hookers and blow.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2021 04:11 PM (gryET)

486 Howdy! It's been a heck of a day at sea, sir!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (oUcR5)

487 And the formatting buttons are back for me. Still skeered to press one, tho'. Might start some minor conflict in Eastern Europe without meaning to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (HaL55)

488 Gas can and match makes yellow jackets go bye-bye. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (9OS8S)

489 "Colour"  ??

Are we British?

Posted by: Sphynx at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (rXie1)

490 Possible ground bees or ground wasps.


Yeah, based on the description, I don't think I'd be eager to investigate without a can of wasp spray handy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (H5knJ)

491

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 03:08 PM (oY6Yp)

You got murder hornets, bra.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

492 Not a fan of the .gif thing. If we're voting. Posted by: grammie winger --- Neither am I. But scrolling past them (and those that post them) is pretty easy. For the time being though, think I'll be spending a lot less time here, at least until the server thing is resolved. Hope things are going well for you.

Posted by: SMH at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (RQdMM)

493 NYT REPORT: Trump's Black and Latino support in 2020 was more widespread than originally thought, he made large gains in Democrat-leaning geographic areas

Posted by:Tami

Must've been the damn Martians that put Joe over the top.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (VVEnO)

494 489"Colour" ??

Are we British?

Posted by:Sphynxat April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (rXie1)

=========
Australian. Or Kiwi.
Like there's a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

495 He may take away our ampersands, but he can never take away our GREEN ORANGES!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (0n37U)

496 I don't mind the gifs but where's the AoS up on the corner of my browser tab? Now it's the silly looking cherry for the home page and not just the comments page.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (pWrfh)

497 "Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt,"
Some bumblebees hive in the ground, but I assume you'd recognize bumblebees.  I've seen leafcutter bees plant their young in holes in boards, and wasps into sand dunes.  Bugs are fascinating and all around us.  Take a closeup pic of your bug with your macro setting on, post it here as a GIF (while you still can,) and maybe I can identify it for you.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (qpX6U)

498 *This is our First Lady. No one in the picture wearing masks.* Have y'all seen the fishnets and boots? https://tinyurl.com/ym2b84tm Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 03:08 PM (Vu7A1)
DOCTOR Jillybean Biden, she's a totes class act, don't ya know.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (YiTfq)

499 Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 05, 2021 03:05 PM (Vxu+H)
Good for them, and I hope you will go back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (VP4Cd)

500 hubby might not appreciate me burning down our mailbox...

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (GBZnB)

501 th

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2021 04:13 PM (K65Kq)

502 If this blog turns into a bunch of Star Wars gifs, I going to switch over to Twatter instead.
https://i.imgur.com/LgjiYN2.png

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 04:14 PM (UW2ZS)

503 Okay things that should be kept with New Comments Thingy:
Formatting buttons.
Maybe text color buttons.


And

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

504 Is this sorta kinda like abstinence? I never was very successful with that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el lobo solitario at April 05, 2021 04:14 PM (WV51B)

505 I think I screwed up the test. My grade point average has just plummeted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2021 04:14 PM (VP4Cd)

506 Is that half a gif?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:15 PM (1ISKN)

507 Alex, good podcast!

Question - I'm working on doing one. Do you all use any kind of editing software? If so, what? I am looking at paring down a couple of hours of raw material to be intercut with commentary from the host.

Posted by:WitchDoktorat April 05, 2021 03:02 PM (wGxSf)

Ohhhh yes.
Maybe all gifs go under a must click to see box?  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

508 what happens if i don't answer the question right? does everyone have the same question?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 05, 2021 04:15 PM (CqHIp)

509 @Breaking911
BREAKING: 2 Yemeni Men Arrested by Border Patrol Identified on the FBI’s Terrorism Watch List -

https://tinyurl.com/ygtwooc3

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 04:15 PM (cF8AT)

510 green

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:15 PM (JTfFs)

511 Spoiler button is kinda cool. I'm apparently gif impaired so I won't even ask how that's done.
green

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (pWrfh)

512 487And the formatting buttons are back for me. Still skeered to press one, tho'. Might start some minor conflict in Eastern Europe without meaning to.

Posted by:BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.at April 05, 2021 03:12 PM (HaL55)

That is my job.

Posted by: Bete at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (Ojki1)

513 Something very strange is going on here.

Posted by: f'd at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (+y8uL)

514 heavy meta--great Overboard reference!

Posted by: funsize at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (gbEV2)

515 *Posted by:bonhommeat April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (UW2ZS)*

I believe that will lead to an embarreling in this brave new world.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (Vu7A1)

516 Choosey mothers choose gif. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:16 PM (OCTRt)

517 Some bumblebees hive in the ground, but I assume you'd recognize bumblebees.
A couple years ago when my son was about three, he stepped in the wrong part of the yard at his Grandma's.  Wasps stung him about thirteen times.  They came up out of the ground with a vengeance.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 04:17 PM (UW2ZS)

518 "Okay things that should be kept with New Comments Thingy:
Formatting buttons.
Maybe text color buttons."


Things to add:   Full Greek alphabet in symbols table. Change the answer for the "green orange" question to "bowling ball."

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:17 PM (qpX6U)

519 Oh my, that Oracle vs Google story that McGuffin posted a link to...
"In siding with Google, Breyer wrote that, assuming for the sake of argument that the lines of code can be copyrighted, Google’s copying is nonetheless fair use. The fair-use doctrine permits unauthorized use of copyrighted material in some circumstances, including when the copying "transforms” the original material to create something new."
Sounds like a super shady interpretation of Fair Use to benefit our Google overlords. How can the right use this against the liberal tech industry, now that it is the new law of the land?

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 04:17 PM (Rbfr/)

520 Okay things that should be kept with New Comments Thingy:
Formatting buttons.
Maybe text color buttons.


And

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (H5knJ)


And this lamp...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2021 04:17 PM (jOcSX)

521
495 He may take away our ampersands, but he can never take away our GREEN ORANGES! Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 03:13 PM (0n37U)
Green oranges are simply apples with identify issues

Posted by: BifBewalski - Blackout Bif! at April 05, 2021 04:18 PM (VcFUs)

522 This is the worst trip I've ever been on.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 02:47 PM

Don't tell me the poor cook drank up all the Cream of Lutefisk soup again?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

523 Pretty sure a gif hidden under that is still loaded to your computer. Try using a little bit of your brain and be considerate of others that may have some concern about what images get loaded up on their computer (potentially work computer.)

Posted by: Buzzion at April 05, 2021 04:18 PM (6p12J)

524 258Psaki can up-talk while talking down to you.  It's a skill.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 02:39 PM (qpX6U)


I'll bet she does this after every so-called press conference:  Goes to her office, kicks off her shoes, puts her feet up, lights a cigarette, pours vodka to the top of a Tom Collins glass and slugs it down while she and her staff rank the reporters who asked questions that day:  Dumbest, Most Suck-up, Lamest, Easiest to Slap-Down, Easiest to Make A Fool Of, and so-on.  In other words, she's a low-class, partisan, professional liar.  No wonder Joe hired her to manage the White House Press Corps.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2021 04:18 PM (AMIL/)

525 And this lamp... 

It's all I need.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:18 PM (pWrfh)

526 Okay things that should be kept with New Comments Thingy:
Formatting buttons.
Maybe text color buttons.

And

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (H5knJ)


And this lamp...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


And this sofa. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (OCTRt)

527 520  And

Posted by:bear with asymmetrical ballsat April 05, 2021 03:14 PM (H5knJ)


And this lamp...

Posted by:Colorado Alex in Exileat April 05, 2021 03:17 PM (jOcSX)

============

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

528 Ohhhh yes.
Maybe all gifs go under a must click to see box?

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 03:15 PM (GbPPJ)


................
I second this motion to amend the original motion.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (0n37U)

529 >>This is our First Lady. No one in the picture wearing masks.


Yeah, mask theater is dumb. WTF is she doing, though? Is this all just a big game? Are they drunk? That's just. . . weird for adults, hell, a gandparent.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

530

What color is a transapple?

Answer:

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (1ISKN)

531 And this lamp...
...and my axe.

Posted by: Gimli at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (Vu7A1)

532 I KNEW it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)

533 Just saw a swarm of flying insects on the dirt around my mailbox - I thought they were houseflies but I think they have stripes. Flying too fast to get a good look. Could they be bees? But they are focused on the dirt, not on flowers What could they be?

Dead, once you spray them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 05, 2021 04:20 PM (SchxB)

534 If you build gifs, the pron will come.

Posted by: Getting the band back together for lace wigs n rolex replicas at April 05, 2021 04:20 PM (fIr5C)

535 &&&

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 04:20 PM (OUMaO)

536 . . . and this thermos?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2021 04:20 PM (bDqIh)

537 @Breaking911
WATCH THIS: A family was just kicked off a@SpiritAirlines flight from Orlando to NY, because their two-year-old child who was eating, wasn’t wearing a mask. The mother is 7 months pregnant, and they have a special needs child. The entire flight was deplaned.
Videos continue after the first one...
https://tinyurl.com/yk6jj5hm

Just outrageous!

Posted by: Tami at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

538 hm i guess my post didn't post.

Posted by: Ace at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (5+1A/)

539 >>> Have y'all seen the fishnets and boots?
I have. Streetwalker 80s chic done tackily. I saw an image of Melania side-by-side in a similar outfit, super high boots, and she made it classy and gorgeous. First lady fashion is dead to me right now.

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (Rbfr/)

540 I heard that wild oranges are green. The orange color isn't natural.
But that was something I heard on the internet, so sus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (ifmtJ)

541 Pretty sure a gif hidden under that is still loaded to your computer. Try using a little bit of your brain

Posted by:Buzzionat April 05, 2021 03:18 PM (6p12J)

I beg your pardon, but I did not know that since I don't know how pages render.  

How about you not being a utter dickwad to me when I WAS FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOUR CONCERNS YOU JACKHOLE!

And I hope, deeply, that does get loaded to your computer.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (GbPPJ)

542 Something very strange is going on here. There's a man with a GIF over there Tellin' me I've got to beware I think it's time we stop, children, Everybody look what's going down.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2021 04:21 PM (1yPl/)

543 Try using a little bit of your brain and be considerate of others 


Ease up Buzzion... I'm sure if your IT guy is gonna freak out over a gif file then they're looking for a reason already.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:22 PM (pWrfh)

544 how do you do the spoiler box thing?

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:22 PM (GBZnB)

545 So Pixy shit the bird last night, huh. Was wondering how come I couldn't get on.

Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 04:22 PM (WjdW/)

546
Tami wrote:

Videos continue after the first one...
https://tinyurl.com/yk6jj5hm

Just outrageous


It had a happy ending, though...everybody got back on the plane except the sorry-ass Karen (likely former) employee.

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 04:22 PM (OUMaO)

547 This is the worst trip I've ever been on.

Grammie dropped the brown acid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (H5knJ)

548 This new stuff scares me.  When can we have normal back?

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (Vxu+H)

549 I miss the grey boxes.

Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (88xKn)

550 Conspiracy Theory: This new AoSHQ interface is the first step toward remaking Ace of Spades into the latest Web 2.0-Style Social Media Platform.  I say skip Web 2.0, and go right to Web 4.0.  Leapfrog the competition.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (qpX6U)

551 Particle board is a fraud on the populace.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (Zy9Yy)

552 Hi!! I'm  here. So good to see you all. What's with the weird  question?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (sd8p8)

553

On average, just over 2,000 Americans per day have died from COVID-19 during Biden's presidency.

By comparison, zero Americans died from COVID during the first 10 weeks of Donald Trump's presidency.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 05, 2021 04:23 PM (Si97R)

554 544 how do you do the spoiler box thing?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (oY6Yp)

555 This new stuff scares me.  When can we have normal back?

Posted by: Madame mayhem at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (Vxu+H)



When everyone lifts the mask mandates.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (45fpk)

556 So Pixy shit the bird last night, huh. Was wondering how come I couldn't get on.
Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (WjdW/)

Shitting a bird sounds...uncomfortable.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (Ez6QX)

557 BREAKING: 2 Yemeni Men Arrested by Border Patrol Identified on the FBI’s Terrorism Watch List -
 ===================  
no worries Tami, Biden is sure our border is well protected and we got them all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (QtLfN)

558 how do you do the spoiler box thing?

Posted by:vmomat April 05, 2021 03:22 PM (GBZnB)

Just highlight the text and make the background color black.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (JTfFs)

559 well now that looks stupid

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (45fpk)

560

I beg your pardon, but I did not know that since I don't know how pages render.  

How about you not being a utter dickwad to me when I WAS FUCKING AGREEING WITH YOUR CONCERNS YOU JACKHOLE!

And I hope, deeply, that does get loaded to your computer.   

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)


He can't hear you. He's already dead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)

561 534
...hawt...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at April 05, 2021 04:24 PM (0n37U)

562 And what's with the twenty questions to post?

Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 04:25 PM (WjdW/)

563 >>Hi!! I'm here. So good to see you all. What's with the weird question?
Orange just you glad to see that AoSHQ is up?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2021 04:25 PM (bDqIh)

564 540 I heard that wild oranges are green. The orange color isn't natural.
But that was something I heard on the internet, so sus

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (ifmtJ)

That one is true.  They use dye to make oranges the color you see in the grocery store.  On the tree they range from orangish to yellow/green depending on the type.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:25 PM (1ISKN)

Posted by: shit bird at April 05, 2021 04:25 PM (2cfUo)

566 333I'm growing peppers from seed as a father / son project. Sprouts appeared this weekend. It was like magic. I checked in the afternoon, nothing. I checked the next morning, SPROUTS!

Posted by:bonhommeat April 05, 2021 02:50 PM (UW2ZS)

Well whaddyaknow.  Bloomberg was right after all; farming really is just a digging a hole, putting a seed in, and watering it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 05, 2021 04:25 PM (mdjgu)

567 Lacewigs  lacewigs   lacewigs  lacewigs  lacewigs  lacewigs

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (GbPPJ)

568 Not posting any .gifs. I like my little gray box of nonsense.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (jvt6t)

569 i Conspiracy Theory: This new AoSHQ interface is the first step toward remaking Ace of Spades into the latest Web 2.0-Style Social Media Platform. I say skip Web 2.0, and go right to Web 4.0. Leapfrog the competition.

Posted by:I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X.at April 05, 2021 03:23 PM (qpX6U)


TrumpBook.mu.nu

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (jOcSX)

570 why do lines suddenly appear every time I am near?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (45fpk)

571 Shitting birds is also very unbeakoming. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (9OS8S)

572 And what's with the twenty questions to post? 

Wait, you weren't asked to send nudes? Anybody else? 
Uh-oh..

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (pWrfh)

573 Ace, thank you. It must be a massive headache dealing with that.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (UJraX)

574 108x100https://i.imgur.com/LgjiYN2.png[/img]

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (UW2ZS)

575 IT guy who's been up for 48 hours straight, no sleep, working his heart out to fix the f'n thing.
User: "When can we have normal back?"
My sympathies to Pixy.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:26 PM (qpX6U)

576 Feeling some tension here. Y'all need to lighten up. Pray for us, Fen.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2021 04:27 PM (ju2Fy)

577 Have to say if it's not a adventure here something isn't going right.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2021 04:27 PM (Cxk7w)

578 Your machine-learning comment bot watched that Cheddar vid about food dye, eh
I dunno what I'd do if I ever saw a green orange... Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words #KeepingItReal

Posted by: Revenant from Scranton PA at April 05, 2021 04:27 PM (l4vYO)

579 My sister once shit an Ostrich.
Are the challenge questions getting harder?

Posted by: f'd at April 05, 2021 04:28 PM (+y8uL)

580 554 544 how do you do the spoiler box thing?

Posted by: Anachronda 

Yeah, how did you make that box?

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:28 PM (GBZnB)

581 how do you do the spoiler box thing?

for spoiler button:

[ spoiler ] insert hidden text here [ /spoiler ]

but omit the spaces inside the brackets


Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (H5knJ)

582 I wasn't complaining. Well except for the whole missing 24 hours thing.

Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (WjdW/)

583 Orange you glad I didn't say "banana?"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (2BZBZ)

584 I just tried to reload and lost 300 comments. Had to start over.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (sd8p8)

585 bi the shelves collapsed on the server. .......
Did the lasagna catch on fire too?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

586 In cheerier news, my eye doctor would like to remove one of my eyeballs and scrape off the back of it.  I'm assuming she would replace it once she was done.  I'm thinking of moving to Finland instead.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (45fpk)

587 580554544how do you do the spoiler box thing?

Posted by:Anachronda

Yeah, how did you make that box?

Posted by:vmomat April 05, 2021 03:28 PM (GBZnB)

=========

 


[ SPOILER ] and [/ SPOILER ]
Without the spaces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

588 Man. If we end up in the trenches together, the whining would need to stop. 
Thank G-d a water pipe didn't burst or something........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)

589

I beg your pardon, but I did not know that since I don't know how pages render.

Posted by:alexthechick - boobs and hysteriaat April 05, 2021 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)

It isn't, necessarily. It's certainly possible to defer the query for the image until you click to reveal, and it waits until then to pull the image. But I just checked, and no, that isn't how it's done here. The image is loaded - and more importantly to people who care, a query is sent to another domain, whether you like it or not - even if you never click to reveal the "spoilered" .gif.
#themoreyouknow

Posted by: hogmartin at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (t+qrx)

590 567 Lacewigs lacewigs lacewigs lacewigs lacewigs lacewigs
luxury. why, back in my day we had to use lace wigs to filter our cats.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2021 04:29 PM (oY6Yp)

591 Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 05, 2021 04:30 PM (rXie1)

592 OSTRICH SHIT MY PANTS!!!

Posted by: joey biden at April 05, 2021 04:30 PM (1yPl/)

593 This is weird.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

594 Joe Biden's mom once gave birth to a 7 lb baby shit.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:30 PM (2BZBZ)

595 I just tried to reload and lost 300 comments. Had to start over.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (sd8p
Pixy said upthread that the Refresh button isn't working right, so don't use it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (Ez6QX)

596 WATCH THIS: A family was just kicked off a@SpiritAirlines flight from Orlando to NY, because their two-year-old child who was eating, wasn’t wearing a mask.

I got off a flight yesterday, SouthWest, because the Karen in Charge didn't like the mask I had on.  It's the same mask you see many college and pro coaches wear.  That was my last step into an airport ever again.  I'm done with these assholes.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (wnEdr)

597 Have to say if it's not a adventure here something isn't going right.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2021 03:27 PM

You are in a maze of twisty little comments, all alike.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (DMUuz)

598 Uh grammie that doesn't sound right.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (nxdel)

599 Is the site up?  I still can't get it on my Kindle

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (SRRAx)

600 The_Donald had to do captcha for a short while, you had to identify pics of bicycles or boats. Hilarity ensued. I trust the Horde to get through the "orange you glad it's green" captcha sitch with wit and grace. That or flamethrowers. 

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (Rbfr/)

601 comments go into oblivion quicker now

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (mCR0i)

602

See if this works.

[ self destruct] 10 seconds [ /self destruct ]

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (1ISKN)

603 People want to go back to the theaters. 
The rumors of their death were greatly exaggerated.  
A big, dumb special effects monster movie was the kind of ticket, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)


Theaters are for fagz. Deal with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (mzC78)

604 thanks bear!

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:31 PM (GBZnB)

605 Gotta see if this works
(  .   (  .  

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (ifmtJ)

606 It isn't, necessarily. It's certainly possible to defer the query for the image until you click to reveal, and it waits until then to pull the image. But I just checked, and no, that isn't how it's done here. The image is loaded - and more importantly to people who care,a query is sent to another domain, whether you like it or not- even if you never click to reveal the "spoilered" .gif.
#themoreyouknow

Posted by:hogmartinat April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (t+qrx)

Thank you, that's actually helpful.
And, yes, buzzion's concern is valid.  I still would like to have the formatting buttons remain though.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (GbPPJ)

607 603 

Theaters are for fagz. Deal with it.

Posted by:Alberta Oil Peonat April 05, 2021 03:31 PM (mzC7


============


You're fun today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

608 In cheerier news, my eye doctor would like to remove one of my eyeballs and scrape off the back of it.  I'm assuming she would replace it once she was done.  I'm thinking of moving to Finland instead.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (45fpk)

Yeccch. I don't blame you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (Ez6QX)

609 damn it...
(  .    (  .  

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (ifmtJ)

610 I got off a flight yesterday, SouthWest, because the Karen in Charge didn't like the mask I had on.
Oh great.  Now I need a special mask to fly on Southwest?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

611 DAMN it, again!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:32 PM (ifmtJ)

612 Lizzy, I am positively ecstatic.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (sd8p8)

613 609damn it...
( . ( .

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwardsat April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (ifmtJ)

=======
Let me guess:
Happy bikini moved too far to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

614 grammie, what?! what's the procedure called and is this the eye with the eyepatch?

Posted by: vmom at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (GBZnB)

615 Did Ace tick off the deep state?

Posted by: Katya the designated driver at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (TqblR)

616 Theaters are for fagz. Deal with it.

This would have been soooo good accompanied by a gay porn .gif.

Which, of course, is why we can't have .gifs long term.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (H5knJ)

617 Grammie- don’t let them Sandy Duncan you. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (9OS8S)

618 jewells - I agree.  I'm giving it three months. Then I'll have another OCT ( I did not know they do CT scans for eyeballs).  If things aren't measurably worse, I think I'll pass on the whole eyeball scraping.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (45fpk)

619 Then the comments took a grue to the knee.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:33 PM (GbPPJ)

620 Oooh, pretty!!!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)

621 Hoo boy, my eyeballs do NOT like this format.  

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (O+I8R)

622 How do they (opthemologists) re-attach the optic nerve to the retina?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)

623 So Grammy looks like a pirate now?

Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (WjdW/)

624 Can we leave it this way?

Posted by: Stonn at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (kTmsO)

625 Uh grammie that doesn't sound right. Posted by: jewells45 --- No, removing eyeballs and then scraping the back of them does not sound right at all.

Posted by: SMH at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (RQdMM)

626 See if this works

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (Cxk7w)

627

603 People want to go back to the theaters. 
The rumors of their death were greatly exaggerated.  
A big, dumb special effects monster movie was the kind of ticket, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

They miss butter flavored oil dispensed by a hand pump.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:34 PM (1ISKN)

628 That's not funny, dickhead!!

Posted by: hillary (-)(.) at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (1yPl/)

629 If things aren't measurably worse, I think I'll pass on the whole eyeball scraping.
Yeah I don't blame you.  Don't mess with the eyes people!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (JTfFs)

631 I am currently not watching the Indians game.  Suck my green oranges Manfred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (QtLfN)

632 Not up on my phone, either.
Thanks for working to get the site back up, Pixy and Ace!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (SRRAx)

633 Thanks Jordan.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (sd8p8)

634 vmom - oddly enough it is the non-pirate eye.  Go figure.   I don't know what it's called exactly.  My mind kind of stopped when she got to the eyeball scraping part.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (45fpk)

635 Maybe he/she wants to remove the lens to scrape the retina?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (2BZBZ)

636 Wait, I'm new here.
Do you people get rusty eyeballs?
Are you sure you're not robots?

Posted by: Stonn at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (kTmsO)

637 Hoo boy, my eyeballs do NOT like this format.  

Posted by: Lady in Black



How about now? 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (OCTRt)

638 >>> I got off a flight yesterday, SouthWest, because the Karen in Charge didn't like the mask I had on.
That is such a dumb reason, condolences. Do the airlines specify mask types now, or was this her personal edict? Why does she get to play God?
We are ruled by a bunch of little mask Robespierres right now, it is a sucky time. 

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 04:35 PM (Rbfr/)

639 damn it...
( . ( .

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwardsat April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (ifmtJ)

=======
Let me guess:
Happy bikini moved too far to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

.........

Sideboob?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

640 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango lot at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (g741k)

641 Lady in Black.. yeah I'm not a fan but honestly just glad to be able get on here and see everyone.  I was panicked last night.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

642 The Devolution of The Blog:
A 12 Part Series coming to a PBS Station soon.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (jvt6t)

643 So how are people posting images. I tried an img tag. 

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (JTfFs)

644 SMH, how are you doing?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (sd8p8)

645 Let me guess:
Happy bikini moved too far to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)


It's just the standard boob ASCII, oh we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (ifmtJ)

646  Hoo boy, my eyeballs do NOT like this format.  

Posted by: Lady in Black

Neither does my hangover.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

647 I am so thankful I never have to set foot on another plane ever again.

Posted by: SMH at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (RQdMM)

648 639  ( . ( .

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwardsat April 05, 2021 03:32 PM (ifmtJ)

=======
Let me guess:
Happy bikini moved too far to the right.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

.........

Sideboob?

Posted by:wthat April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (v0R5T)


========


No, you don't see nipple in sideboob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

649 Maybe he/she wants to remove the lens to scrape the retina?

Posted by:JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (2BZBZ)

That does not sound better.  

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

650 If gifs and vids and other format controls were allowed this place would be a kaleidoscopic nightmare.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (uCoHM)

651 Posted by:jewells45at April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (nxdel)
Yeah, I was freaking out too.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (jvt6t)

652 I posted on yesterday's thread.  Ugh.  Am I banned? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

653 Oh great. Now I need a special mask to fly on Southwest?

I shit you not - mine is a SHEMA97 - it's got a shear layer of fabric with a mesh covering.  She didn't like the mesh.  I wore the little paper piece of shit she gave me for about thirty seconds - then said to Hell with this, grabbed my carry on and walked off.  They can kiss my ass.  I'd already had enough of the Bartenders of the Sky with Attitude before the 'Rona.  This has just given them another thing to screech about.  They can sell my seat to somebody else.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (wnEdr)

654 American Airlines won't let you wear the kind of mask that filters the air coming in but not going out.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (2BZBZ)

655 That is such a dumb reason, condolences. Do the airlines specify mask types now, or was this her personal edict? Why does she get to play God? We are ruled by a bunch of little mask Robespierres right now, it is a sucky time. 
Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (Rbfr/)
Has to be at least double-layered, and can't have one of those vent thingys.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (Ez6QX)

656 Welp, 

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (pWrfh)

657 I like it when bikinis are too far to the side.

Posted by: Stonn at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (kTmsO)

658 I'm thinking of moving to Finland instead. Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 03:29 PM (45fpk) --------------- Why?

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (ju2Fy)

659 God didn't make
Little green oranges
And it don't rain in
Califoranga In the summertime

Posted by: Lyrics that didn't work out at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (Tnijr)

660 Something happening here.  What it is ain't exactly clear.  There's a man with a shel over there, Tellin' me I got to beware. 

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 04:37 PM (axyOa)

661 Hoo boy, my eyeballs do NOT like this format.

Posted by: Lady in Black

---

I can take them out and scrape them for you!

Posted by: grammie winger's doctor at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (55D05)

662 Hooley fook, I did it.

Posted by: IP at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (pWrfh)

663 I'm healing, Sharon, thanks for asking. : )

Posted by: SMH at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (RQdMM)

664 JAS - Beats me.  She said a retinal surgeon would have to do it.  I'm starting to think that maybe I should just DIAF.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (45fpk)

665 ?Que¿

Posted by: hillary (-)(.) at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (1yPl/)

666 So Grammy looks like a pirate now?
Wait, she's back in her pirate queen phase again?

Posted by: Brother Tim at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (OUMaO)

667 Bbl gotta go out and put my tools up. Still didn't finish the deck. Oh well, I guess there's always tomorrow.

Posted by: Yeah Buddy at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (WjdW/)

668 656Welp,

tempting the barrel here

Posted by:IPat April 05, 2021 03:37 PM (pWrfh)

========
I think the barrel is doomed to starve. There are automatic tags that get applied to the end of the message body now.
Welcome to the 21st century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

669 650If gifs and vids and other format controls were allowed this place would be a kaleidoscopic nightmare.


This is about me isn't it you little Eichmans......

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (jvt6t)

670 Is there a way to text MLB and tell them to go suck green oranges?

Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (88xKn)

671 I’m drinking later and this format is going fuck me up. 

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2021 04:38 PM (9OS8S)

672 A 12 Part Series coming to a PBS Station soon.

Posted by:Jak Sucioat April 05, 2021 03:36 PM (jvt6t)

PBS getting whined at by the SJW because too much Ken Burns makes me warm in my sub-cochal places.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (GbPPJ)

673 No, you don't see nipple in sideboob.  
===================  
Let's not challenge the horde.  Here come 47 sideboob images with hints o' nipple.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (QtLfN)

674 Eye scraping sounds frightening. Grammie, prayers your way as you decide what is best for your eye. 

Posted by: LizLem at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (Rbfr/)

675 true nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

676 I think this is sabotage by the Deep State.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (HrMC1)

677

We've been tiptoeing around the issue for hours so I'm just going to come out and say it.

Green oranges are limes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2021 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

678 This would have been soooo good accompanied by a gay porn .gif. 

Which, of course, is why we can't have .gifs long term.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 05, 2021 03:33 PM (H5knJ)


Heh! How about we allow .gifs, but only if special conditions are met? Would-be .gif poster has to fly to the Forest Moon of Endor, book three nights in the AOSHQ Hilton, and give Wicket a BJ. And a shrubbery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2021 04:40 PM (mzC78)

679 I leave this place for ONE weekend and everything goes to hell.
Thanks to Hrothgar for emailing me this morning to tell me about the broken blog. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 05, 2021 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

680 Nood.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 05, 2021 04:40 PM (2BZBZ)

681 smuggle drugs right next to your spleen. Be a Lucy.

Now Hollywood is dying there anuses brown. 

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 04:41 PM (mCR0i)

682 Has to be at least double-layered, and can't have one of those vent thingys.

Posted by: Jordan61


The the airlines need to give out masks that they deem acceptable. I'm not carrying a dozen different masks to appease everyone because everyone has a different requirement. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:41 PM (OCTRt)

683  >>>I am currently not watching the Indians game.  Suck my green oranges Manfred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 03:35 PM (QtLfN)

Was watching some Jomboy on u tube.  This one included the abomination of the international tie breaker rule.  One seeing-eye single and the game was over.  Felt like a gut punch seeing that.   And what's worse is the team celebrated like it was some huge feat. 

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 05, 2021 04:41 PM (IzWqf)

684 I thought the green orange thingie was a koan.

Posted by: West at April 05, 2021 04:41 PM (QY+6a)

685 grammie, maybe consider going to the Texas MoMe.  I'm sure a couple of surgeons will be there and can fix you up after a few cocktails.  Just remember, your safeword is "green"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered independent at April 05, 2021 04:42 PM (QtLfN)

686 What colour is a green orange? Where am I, the friggin UK?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

687 What colour is a green orange? Where am I, the friggin UK?

Posted by: wth 


You're in Australia, mate. Same place Pixy is. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 04:43 PM (OCTRt)

688 I'd already had enough of the Bartenders of the Sky with Attitude before the 'Rona.

Relevant:
https://youtu.be/CHkgsYLs0DQ

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 05, 2021 04:43 PM (Vu7A1)

689 "Oh great. Now I need a special mask to fly on Southwest?"

That way they can sell em to you off the drink cart.
They should print the traveler's destination on the front of the mask so nobody gets sent to the wrong place.

Posted by: I've Shed My Slave Name. Call Me gp X. at April 05, 2021 04:44 PM (qpX6U)

690 Has anyone wondered about this "colour" BS?   It's color, damn it.  Speak 'Merican!  

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2021 04:44 PM (axyOa)

691 Sigh....I miss the grey boxes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 05, 2021 04:44 PM (sd8p8)

692 I saw Hints o' nipple open for Sideboob at the Fillmore in '82

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

693 ;">Purple fonts are pretty!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 05, 2021 04:44 PM (oUcR5)

694 Ace! Horde! This is how I feel right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_8r8YGR7U

Posted by: grammie winger's doctor at April 05, 2021 04:45 PM (55D05)

695 Server orange
Green orange
but but hike
Orangeman has ball
go go go

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 05, 2021 04:45 PM (mCR0i)

696 You're in Australia, mate. Same place Pixy is. 

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2021 03:43 PM (OCTRt)

She better not put beetroots on my hamburger.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2021 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

697 Ace! Horde! This is how I feel right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV_8r8YGR7U

Posted by:grammie winger's doctor

----

oh, geez, sock fail! I'll show myself back out...

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 05, 2021 04:47 PM (55D05)

698 https://i.postimg.cc/vByMbsJc/20190814-160011.jpg

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2021 04:47 PM (Cxk7w)

699 How about grey letters?

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2021 04:49 PM (Cxk7w)

700 So, are people getting the site on other devices?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 05, 2021 04:49 PM (SRRAx)

701 ____ /\' .\ _____ /: \___\ / . /\ \' / . / /____/..\ \/___/ \' '\ / \'__'\/

Posted by: chango lot at April 05, 2021 05:06 PM (g741k)

702 I've worked on a lot of servers over my years. 
Don't know if I've ever seen one with shelves.  Posted by: Axeman
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*?*

Uh, well, I kept mine on a shelf in the bathroom closet.

Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2021 06:09 PM (XeU6L)

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