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Funny tweet from 2017:

Ursus, Gorilla Channel Director of Weather and Banana Programming

@AceofSpadesHQ


Trump's fulfilled the three campaign promises I care about:

1. Overfeeding fish like a FUCKIN BOSS

2. Having the second scoop of ice cream delivered automatically like he's fuckin SINATRA AT THE TROP

3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET