Funny story from a character actor about working with Steven Seagal
He showed up to film the first scene of The Glimmer Man, where he was to play a serial killer that Seagal kills. But the director takes him aside and tells him Steven Seagal is having a spiritual crisis and has decided he won't kill people in movies any more. The director charges him with convincing Seagal to kill him.
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Actually, the last story he tells explains Seagal's "spiritual crisis" on The Glimmer Man -- the Dalai Lama had just made Steven Seagal "a deity" (!!!) and Seagal was feeling the enlightenment of his newh-bestowed godhood.