Controversial Theory: People seeking attention, validation, and prestige (dear Lord!) on Twitter do not have any of it in their jobs, their relationships, or their lives.
I know that the Sad Twitter Addicts always react nearly violently when I suggest that they just miiiight be spending countless hours living a fantasy life on Twitter because their real life might lack...
And besides: With no #MARVELMOVIES!!! being released, what do these fat drunk softcocks have to discuss, anyway?
Is hotdog sandwich? Spoiler: No one cares. Kill yourselves.