Dear Patriot:
Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter and Oliver Darcy have tweeted today -- but some of these tweets went unamplified by Conservative, Inc., because we just didn't have the funds to signal-boost those leftwing viral stories.
PATRIOT -- ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!!
Every time a leftwing Deep State hoax is tweeted by Jake Tapper and it does not get a signal-boost from Conservative, Inc., Ronald Reagan's ghost cries phantom tears. And those tears run red, white and blue all over his ghost-gown.
PLEASE SEND US MONEY, so we can ensure that every hoax promoted by CNN gets vigorous, even tumescent cross-promotion by the GOP-branded wing of the DC Insider Uninparty.
How much can you send? $5? $10? $50? $100? Send as much as you can, PATRIOT -- we'll find a worthy use for it!