SEX FACTOR STUNNER: Paternity Test Establishes Simon Cowell Is Straight; Two Nations United In Shock
"But he seemed so neat and British," teary X-Factor fans say;
"I feel betrayed," says a former American Idol contestant; "He gave me hairstyle and wardrobe tips, and now I know it was nothing but a big fat lie;"
"I still don't believe it," says Paula Abdul, then passes out on a freeway