August 02, 2013

SEX FACTOR STUNNER: Paternity Test Establishes Simon Cowell Is Straight; Two Nations United In Shock
"But he seemed so neat and British," teary X-Factor fans say;

"I feel betrayed," says a former American Idol contestant; "He gave me hairstyle and wardrobe tips, and now I know it was nothing but a big fat lie;"

"I still don't believe it," says Paula Abdul, then passes out on a freeway

Posted by Ace at August 2, 2013 11:25 PM
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