December 28, 2012

Dad Faces Jail for "Liquid Ass" Infraction

Apparently the whole family enjoys spraying "Liquid Ass" -- a bottle of prank-stink -- and even encourage their kids to spray it around.

The kid did it at school and got suspended. And then the dad is accused of recovering the offending bottle from the school's trash and spraying it some more.

The Festerman family is fond of "Liquid Ass," foul smelling and all.

"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time," said father Jason Festerman.

Now the Festermans love to let the fumes rip everywhere.

"We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," Jason Festerman said. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."

The family that sprays together stays together, I guess.

Thanks to Jane D'oh.

Posted by Ace at December 28, 2012 01:01 PM
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