Trader Gets Blackout Drunk, But Still Places $520 Million Order for Oil, Driving Price to 8 Month High
This is why I cannot abide conspiracy theories: First of all, people are too stupid; Second of all, stupidity undoes all careful scheming; Third of all, Stupidity = Chaos and Chaos > Planned Human Control... I think conspiracy theories are greatly comforting to those who believe in them, because, even though they are positing Malicious Forces engaged in a Conspiracy So Vast As To Defy Detection, they're still positing some rational intellectual human control over things... if they knew the truth of it, they'd probably plotz