Ace of Spades Headlines

Oregon's Portland Water Bureau is draining an 8 million-gallon reservoir after surveillance cameras caught a man urinating into it this week. Total cost estimated at $35,500 to $42,500. "A healthy bladder holds up to 16 ounces of urine, according to the National Institutes of Health." Glad to see they've got that whole 'perspective' thing down pat. And never mind the ducks and geese who do their business there. {genghis}