Ace of Spades Headlines

Gingrich Aide: "But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich . . ."
Gingrich's aid went on to say: "Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming, in thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove. That, if requiring fail, he will compel; and bids you, in the bowels of the Lord, deliver up the votes, and to take mercy on the poor souls for whom this hungry campaign opens his vasty jaws; and on your head turning the widows' tears, the orphans' cries the dead men's blood, the pining maidens groans, for husbands, fathers and betrothed lovers, that shall be swallow'd in this controversy." Via HotAir. [rdbrewer]