Yeahhhhh: Charlie Sheen's SUV Discovered Crashed in Deep Ravine, at Just About the Same Time Charlie Sheen Calls Cops to Report His SUV Stolen
In related news, he called cops to report his cock had been stolen just as his wife discovered it lodged inside a hooker... I'm just sayin', the crash-the-car-and-then-oh-yeah-report-it-stolen thing is what I expect from Charlie Sheen