Ace of Spades Headlines

Transgendered mayor of Silverton, OR turns up at a speaking engagement in front of students wearing only a bikini top, miniskirt and high heels. Whiny parents complain because their kids are now permanently blind after clawing their eyes out and going completely catatonic. What? And now we're supposed to feel sorry for these close-minded young whelps? I think not. So what if some things simply can't be unseen? We're above all that here. Also, if you view the story I'd recommend using a melon baller to remove your eyes...makes for a much cleaner empty eye socket and a lot less painful than the clawing out approach. At least for me it did. (genghis)