Marine One Toy, As Available at White House Gift Shop
Prime Minister Brown, the special relationship between our countries means so much to me that while you are showering my children with thoughtful gifts, I troubled myself to send an aid to the lobby and get your kids these cheapo-beepo toy helicopters... Because, um, I wanted them to really experience America -- the crucial American experience of a thoughtless person getting them a last second airport-gift [diabolito]