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"Black Hole Death Machine" Claims First Victim, as Teen Commits Suicide Due to Fears of the End of the Universe
Sort of a point here: "Her father... said that his daughter, Chayya, killed herself after watching doomsday predictions made on Indian news programmes." -- Yeah, if I believed half of the crap the media tells me, I'd have been dangling from the garage roof years ago. Dick in hand, of course. When I go, I'm going "Hutchens style." Live by the sword, die by the sword. [JasonF]