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Media Baffled: Kwame Kilpratrick Told Us He Was Innocent, So Why Is He In Jail?
"It just doesn't make any damn sense that I can figure," confessed a shaken David Schuster. "He told us he was innocent of the charges he was accused of, and yet it seems he wasn't 'innocent' at all... How can this be? I fear the implications of an entire society in which people tell us, The Media, things that aren't factually true"... Chris Matthews added, "Yeah, what the fuck, man?!"