4Chan Creates Fake Meanings for "Code Words" Like "Snowflake" and "SJW"

Update: I'm pretty sure the claim that MSNBC aired these fake definitions is itself fake -- they punked me about a punking.

That possibility occurred to me, but I dismissed it, I guess, because I wanted this to be true.

Yeah, now that I look longer at it, that does not look like MSNBC's typeface or trade dress.

More: Patrick from OH now says, "Well Crap They are saying this was all fake and it was uploaded to YouTube and then he streamed it on his TV, but with MSNBC you can never tell."

Yeah, the "on the TV" thing added to the versimilitude. It did not occur to me that someone could just be running a scratch-made video through the TV.

I'll leave this up for... whatever reason. But it looks like the only one who got punked here was me.

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So, you probably know the real definitions, but if you don't know:

"SnowFlake"

Actual definition: Taken from "special snowflake," refers to anyone who feels the world owes them outsized deference and sensitivity because they're so special and they just might melt if they're triggered by disagreement.

Fake 4Chan definition which MSNBC just reported as real news: Snowflake now means "Person of Color."

"S.J.W."

Actual definition: "Social justice warrior." An ironical designation given to the most strident, militant, speech-patrolling thought-controlling advocates for identarianism, which they call "social justice," meaning "group/race justice," as opposed to individual justice, also known as actual justice, formerly known simply as "justice," period.

Fake 4Chan definition which MSNBC just reported as real news: S.J.W means "Stingy Jew"

"Cuck"

Actual definition: Shortened from "cuckold." A man who is either cuckolded by other men, or who is a willing participant in the weird subculture in which men actually invite other men to have sex with their wives, because they get off on the humiliation and degradation. (Shame is part of the kink.)

Also means, by extension, weak, ineffectual men, submissive men, weaklings, cowards, dupes. Those who bend over any time a progressive demands they do so.

Someone who would give up his own ass or his wife's ass just to fit in with the Swells.

Fake 4Chan definition which MSNBC just reported as real news: A "cuck" is a "Lover of Fat women"

That's real retarded, sir.

"Trap"

Actual definition: A "trap" is a Male to Female transsexual you can't tell is a male, if such a thing exists. See, it's a "trap" because it's a tricky situation in disguise.

Though, really, I gotta think anyone fooled by a trap is someone who went out into the world looking to be "fooled," if you know what I mean.

There was a meme that was big on the internet about two years ago, derived from someone asking, "Is it gay to have sex with a trap?" This was shortened into -- ridiculized into --the nonsensical question "are traps gay?," which is something you just say when you want to be impertinent or silly.

Fake 4Chan definition which MSNBC just reported as real news: Trap now means, apparently, "Hot Girl I want to rape"

Dude: A trap isn't even a girl in the first place, let alone one you'd want to rape.

Progressives will believe anything or, rather, they will claim anything, even things they know not to be true, if it helps them advance their SJW thought- and speech- controlling agenda.

You can see in that graphic some Milk, because 4Chan previously pranked the media by claiming that milk was symbol for white power, and Nazis just chugged milk all day because it's fortified with calcium and Hitler.

And obviously there's the alleged "white power" OK sign.

I don't know what the bacon is supposed to mean in these codes and symbols pranks. Something else equally ridiculous, I imagine.

Thanks to Patrick in OH and andycanuck.

Night!

BTW: When I kept seeing "are traps gay?" two years ago, I wondered if people had decided that traps, the muscle group, where "gay" because only gay guys worked on them, or something.

I kept wondering why traps had suddenly become so maligned or some kind of silent Physique-Based Code to announce that you're gay through pure swoleness.

posted by Ace of Spades at 07:45 PM

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