November 13, 2004
Why, I Oughta Pound You...
This guy is looking for a Bush supporter to beat up.
Actually, he's kind up-front and straight and honorable about it. He's announcing his intent, and seeking a consenting adult to fulfill his wish. He wants to "beat the shit" out of you, and he says he wants to do so in a "fair" fight. You can't claim he's being evasive.
Somehow, though, I have a feeling he'll only show up if he sees (from a distance) that you're much smaller than he is.
But, if any of you are interested... Give him fisticuffs like the dickens, and knock him right in his snoot.
posted by Ace at 03:58 AM