Let's Be Honest: You're All Secret Slavery-Enthusiasts, Too
Our fair and balanced media just keeps getting even more fair and more balanced by the moment.
The mask is slipping. It's about time. As everyone has said a thousand times before: We're not mad that you're liberal (though we're also not happy about that).
We're mad because you're liars. Stop lying, give us the same amount of disclosure about yourselves that you give regarding any other political actor -- you're always quick to note that the Heritage Foundation is conservative, right? -- and we will stop calling you liars, and just start simply ignoring you entirely.
Another Shot Into the Bowline: Skip the first two paragraphs, making a dumb James Bond/Spectre joke, and go to the third paragraph to read about our neutral and objective media's collective funk.