October 02, 2004
The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Read
Hoke Malokey (like, Bob Dole, this is how I refer to myself) just read "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim" by David Sedaris and makes the following offer to all of Ace's acolytes.
Buy the book. Read the chapter about Sedaris' brother ("Rooster at the Hitchin' Post").
If it is not the funniest thing you've ever read, Ace will refund the purchase.
posted by Ace at 10:47 AM