September 02, 2004
Mad Jealousy Alert
But I too have some good news to report! I am pleased to announce that Ace of Spades will be signing autographs outside the Arby's at the New Jersey Turnpike rest area in Perth Amboy, at least until they compel me to leave their premises and/or I'm arrested for loitering.
At some point, that crazy blog-money I've been dreaming about has got to kick in.
Doesn't it?
Doesn't it?!?!
I'm horrified, appalled, outraged, sickened, filled with "heart-ache" and utterly "gob-smacked" at the vile realization that I am not yet a celebrity.
Not even on MSNBC.
For crying out loud. Put me on at eight with just the site's readers for an audience and I'd start out with half of Keith Olbermann's ratings.
posted by Ace at 04:36 PM