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Tunku Varadarajan on David Frum and the "Polite-Company Conservatives" »
March 24, 2010
The Senate and the House eat Breakfast.
Senate: Morning, House!
House: Morning, big bro! I'm hungry!
Senate: What would you like to eat?
House: Fruity Pebbles.
Senate: Tough. You get Fruit Loops instead.
House: But I want Pebbles!
Senate: You'll get Loops.
House: Pebbles!
Senate: Loops!
House: Pebbles!!11!!11!
Senate: Loops!!11!!1!
(Zoom in to clock....hands spinning wildly to indicate the passage of time as the argument continues)
House: Fine, give me your Fruit Loops.
Senate: Just kidding. All we have is Grape Nuts. Enjoy!
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