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March 22, 2010
The Senate and the House Celebrate Easter
Senate: Hey little bro.
House: Hi, big bro!
Senate: Whatcha working on?
House: A letter to the easter bunny.
Senate: Oh yeah? What are you asking him for?
House: A chocolate bunny.
Senate: Anything else?
House: Some of those yummy Cadbury eggs.
Senate: Love those. That it?
House: I also want him to write me back with a letter promising he wont spend any chocolate coins on killing those cute baby chicks that sometimes end up in people's baskets. Wanna sign it with me?
Senate: Ummmmm....
House: I just love those little chicks...you know how cute they are when they go "peep, peep, peep"?
Senate: Dude. The easter bunny isn't real. How can you not know this? You are about to turn 221 years old!
-End scene-
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