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March 31, 2009

Introducing: Zippy Ewok and the Full Fisted Polka Excursion

You know, this blogging gig really doesn't pay all the bills around here. Trust me, I wish it did, but when the end of the month comes and you are facing down angry bookies, burly bartenders, numerous thai-trannies and assorted baby mamas, cash can get tight.

Which is why I feel the need to publicize the AoSHQ house band a little. We've been doing some gigs on the lowdown for a while, but I think we've gotten to the point where we can take our act out of the basement and onto the road.

Don't laugh...the Cavern Club was a basement too and look what it did for the Beatles.

Our fab four (featuring me on rhythm guitar, Dave in Texas on stand up base, Drew M. on percussion, and Ace on lead vocal/accordion) performs under the name "Zippy Ewok and the Full Fisted Polka Excursion"." Our first video is included in the extended entry to give you a sample of our talent.

We are, of course, available for birthday's, wedding's and bar mitzvah's. Just leave Laura W a note in the comments and she'll handle the bookings.

Cause chicks don't rock. They schedule.

H/T The Corner


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