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January 15, 2008
Top Ten: Tom's Favorite Euphemisms for Sodomy
For your safety, I have compiled a list of noted-troll Tom's favorite phrases for sodomy. He often deploys them against the unwary. Seeing as how the following entry contains a subject near and dear to his heart, i thought it only prudent to alert you in the event he shows up. If you ever hear Tom say any of the following in casual conversation, run morons run.
10. "Salad Tossing"
9. "Ass Darts"
8. "Wanna come over and watch the game?"
7. "Rump Jockey"
6. "Who do you think won the Democratic debate?"
5. "Wonketting"
4. "Butthole Surfing"
3. "No. Really, dude. I am asking if it's ok if I plunge my cock into your butt. Or, alternatively, inviting you to fully probe my colon with the appendage of your choice."
2. "Ring around the Rosetta"
and, Tom's number one euphemism for sodomy:
1. "I'm voting for John Edwards."
This has been a safety warning from Jack M., official sponsor of better living thru the AoS Lifestyle.
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