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May 18, 2007

Jack's Thoughts on Amnesty

"Fuck you. I know more about this than anyone else in this room."

Oh wait...that wasn't me talking. That was Johnny "Jose McAmnesty" McCain addressing Senator Cornyn, after Senator Cornyn dared to raise a concern over the bills scary-lame enforcement mechanisms.

Smart. Tough. Nuanced. Presidential.

I do give Cornyn his props for the following though:

Things got really heated when Cornyn accused McCain of being too busy campaigning for president to take part in the negotiations, which have gone on for months behind closed doors. "Wait a second here," Cornyn said to McCain. "I've been sitting in here for all of these negotiations and you just parachute in here on the last day. You're out of line."

The only way that line could have been sweeter is if Cornyn had added "and you just parachute in here on the last day to engage in a mutual masturbation session with Senator Kennedy".

You know, say what you will about Vice President Cheney, but at least he saves his F-bombs for the people who really deserve them like Senator Leahy.

But then, the last 7 years of Senator Johnny "Jose McAmnesty" McCain's tenure have been a big "Fuck You, I know more than anyone else" to Conservatives anyway. So I guess we shouldn't be too surprised.

Hasta la vista, Senor Jose McAmnesty. Hasta la vista.


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