Standing athwart Ace of Spades HQ while crossing the line in the sand and yelling stop at history's rubicon.

Ace,

You, sir, are a goof.

That's right. A goof.

Make no mistake: There comes a time when all that is needed for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

So rather than be forced into an intolerable state of "dhimmitude" by this blogs grand Aceatollah, I have decided to take a stand myself.

And, like the great Patrick Henry, I regret that I have but one blog life to give for my country.

Am I leaving?

No.

In fact, quite the opposite.

I am going to risk my blog credentials by taking the new edicts seriously. Literally, you might say. Like the good strict constructionist I am.

For I know no one by the name of Mary KathErine Ham.

But I do know a woman by the name of Mary KathArine Ham.

And I have poems a-plenty just waiting to see the light of day.

That's right.

Poems a-plenty.

With opening stanzas like-

"I greet each new day with anticipation,
some might even say jubilation,
at the prospect that I might soon be stationed,
in front of my computer watching a new HamNation.

I check as soon as I see dawn breaking,
to see if a new one she's been making,
For unlike the slumberous seed under winter's caking,
I dare not chance missing some Spring awakening."

So, here is your chance to man up and do the right thing. Revoke these cruel and egregious edicts and return to your senses.

Admit you went too far, lest you force me to publish the rest of these works.

And if you think these are good, wait until you see the ones I've written for Bethany@RealVerse, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Pamela at Atlas Shrugs, Laura W., the cute chick who I've never met who lives 3 doors down from me in my building, and the Bush Twins.

Those really kick ass.

It's not too late for you to reverse course, admit your errors, and save the readers, and MKH in particular, the pain of having to read these poems in their entirety.

Or are you too big a homo to admit you were wrong?

posted by Jack M. at 09:02 AM

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