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January 31, 2007

The Bad News is You Are Schizophrenic...

the Good News is that neither of your personalities will get prostate cancer.

In all five studies, the prostate cancer rates for schizophrenia patients were lower than expected in the general population. The overall rate of cancer at other body sites varied among the studies.
Possible explanations for the decreased rate of prostate cancer include the effect of antipsychotic drugs (either by protecting against cancer or by decreasing testosterone, or both), and genetic factors, Torrey suggests.

The lesson here? Learn to welcome the voices in your head. They may be the only thing standing between you and surgically induced impotence.

Science. Ain't it great?

posted by Jack M. at 05:53 PM

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