Holy Bat Mitzvah! Debkafile says Batman is a Jew Hatin', Jihad Lovin', Commie Terrorist! [Jack M.]

That would explain the constant sending of his "young ward" on suicide missions, I suppose.

OK..Debka really doesn't say that literally. You have to read between the lines a little. What they do say is that the Russians and the Syrians have taken over a town named Sidon in Southern Lebanon and have set it up as a Batcave of sorts for Hezballah.

Which is interesting enough in it's own right. But this is what stopped me in my tracks.

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Apparently, it's some sort of Russian insignia for the units they are sending in to Lebanon. It just seems so...familiar somehow.

You know, I would have believed that the Green Arrow was a jew-hatin', jihad lovin', commie terrorist what with his blatant hard left politics and his preferred use of medieval weaponry.

But Batman?

That just hurts.

And don't start "correcting" me in the comments about how the Russians aren't Commies anymore, morons. When your country is led by the former head of the KGB, you are only a stones throw from implementing your next 5 year plan.

So it's close enough for a central committee of bureaucratic ministers to declare it successful government work, Chomsky.

In any event, I'll never look at the bat-signal the same way again. Especially if I have to face Mecca to see it.

posted by Ace at 07:08 AM

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