Ministry of Disgusting Links [Jack M.]

This is just plain, old fashioned, sick and disgusting.

How bad is it? It even sinks below the standards and practices of the AoS Lifestyle! And you didn't think that was possible.

From the story:

A Cassville police officer arrived at the St. Charles Cemetery on Saturday night after a neighbor alerted police to suspicious activity, according to a criminal complaint filed Tuesday. The officer found an abandoned vehicle parked near the cemetery. Minutes later, the complaint stated, the officer saw Alexander Grunke walking toward the vehicle, dressed in black and sweating profusely.

After being questioned, Grunke told the officer his brother and Radke were trying to dig up a grave, according to the complaint.

The two drove into the cemetery to find the partially dug grave of a 20-year-old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27 in Cassville. The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault.

Nicholas Grunke and Radke were arrested Sunday morning in Beetown, about eight miles from the cemetery.

The complaint said Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke had asked him to help dig up the Cassville woman's body and take it to Grunke's house, so that Grunke could have sex with it. On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms "because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse," the complaint added.

He picked up condoms? I told you this kind of behavior wasn;t part of the AoS lifestyle.

All of which begs the question...how did the pervs select the intended victim of this act of desecration?

Grovier said the three did not know the woman but had seen her picture in a newspaper obituary.

Ahhh...the obituaries. Well, it's cheaper than Match.com, I suppose.

Anyway, fellows, there are likely going to be a few live bodies where you are going next. And condom usage probably won't be a high priority.

I do hope you enjoy your stay.

posted by Ace at 11:47 AM

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