Top 10 Explanations given by John Travolta for his Runway Man Kiss [Jack M.]

10. "Tom tells me that the best way to purge body thetans is thru radical tonsil massage."

9. "Hey...what 'Little Barbarino' wants, 'Little Barbarino' gets."

8. "You know what they call that in France? A 'Tubesteak Royale'. It's classy."

7. "I'm a method actor, and I thought the play was called 'Bi Bi Birdie'."

6. "Grease is so passe....All this attention is evidence that they should accept my suggestion to rename it KY for 21st Century audiences."

5. "After all the probing I went thru during the TSA screening, I felt I had one coming."

4. "You think this will finally make people forget about 'Battlefield Earth'?"

3. "You try being satisfied coming home night after night to a beautiful woman like Kelly Preston. It's impossible, I tell you!"

2. "I don't know how you were brought up, but where I come from it's considered rude not to French Kiss the co-pilot after an on-time arrival."

And the number one reason given by John Travolta for his man kiss?

1. "It's Saturday Night and I got a Fever. The only prescription? More Manilow!"

Note: Neither John Travolta nor his representatives actually said any of this, you morons.

posted by Ace at 02:22 AM

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