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July 29, 2006
Beatallica: Live from Someplace that isn't Shea Stadium [Jack M.]
Many of you are familiar with the official AoS house band, Beatallica. Their fusion of Beatles melodies with Metallica's metal have redefined the very art of rock and roll. Why, they have reached almost Justin Timberlake status as pioneering and groundbreaking recording artistes!
Up to now, on this site, you have been able only to listen to MP3's that Ace has posted. Who can forget the very first time you heard "Hey Dude"?
Or you have been able only to read the lyrics. Remember the joy that erupted when reading the lyric "hybrid children watch the sea" in "The Thing that Would Not Let It Be"?
But now? You can watch these modern day Mozarts in action. I present to you, live and in concert, in full living color, the one and only Beatallica performing their smash hit "I Want to Choke Your Band".
Beatallica: The Walrus was Paul from Wizbang!
Now if only they would play my original song, "While My Guitar Violently Beats You Until You Weep, You Wuss (Ode to Brewfan)" the world would be a better place.
And I could die happy. Like Paul McCartney in 1966.