Just playing around.

see, it only exists as long as it stays in the most recent comments.

Not sure what I can do with this, just wondering.

What do I win? What do I win?!!!!

Actually, it's on your RSS feed.

Does this mean I'm on the short bus?

A BRAND NEW CAR!!!

It's in Niger. I just need $60,000 (sixty thousand) US dollars to get it out of the bank.

Hmmm.... well that sucks.

I mean it sucks that it's on the RSS feed, and thus not really secret. Not that it sucks that you found it.

Although, seriously, someone? Get out of here. You're harshing my mellow with your pointy-headed tech-talk.

This thread is so much cooler than all the other threads. This thread rides in the back of the bus and makes fun of the nerd threads up front.

God, those other threads are so lame!

Why don't you post to your super-secret alternate site? (The "ice niggers" place.)

I'm hangin' with the 'in' crowd! woot!

Anybody got a light?

ice niggers

Polar bears?

As long as INDC Bill doesn't show up here. What a lo-ser.

So, I wonder how the common commenters are doing? Not that I care, really.

Ummm, okay, but watch the n-word...

And I didn't write this. I don't know who did.

Hey guys, how's it goin'? I invited Tubino, hope that's cool.

Am I allowed in the boy's playhouse? Or is Spanky and Alfalfa going to bar the door?

The common commenters?

Totally cool!

So...um...what to talk about now?

Sue, you can be *arlene

*the fourth letter of the alphabet which the spam filter fin*s objectionable

In fun mu.nu news, the fourth letter of the alphabet is now questionable content.

Yeah, what's with the ixnay on that letter?

So...um...what to talk about now?

Whatever cool people usually talk about...Ok, I have no clue either.

Ooo, I know! I know! We can talk about Brokeback Mountain!

I've never been that cool, but that's likely pretty obvious.

Anyone catching that "Ghost in the Shell: Stan_ Alone complex" on Cartoon Network?

Not a super anime fan, but saw some an_ like_. Got ahol_ of the whole thing an_ am working my way through now, really really enjoing it.

Seriously? You ha* us all Foole*.

I saw the Aviator, a movie I avoi#e#, but it's pretty goo#.

The Baxter is funny, too. Not great, but worth renting.

Ryan Reynol_s.

Heh. Fuuuunny.

You're all so funny.

Or maybe it's just the wine, or the fact that I've alrea*y opene* my Christmas presents.

Without the off-limits fourth letter, it's not easy for me to express myself. For example, the simple past tense of most verbs is now off limits. I can't even type my own first name!

We can begin, I am here.

I just got "Empire Falls" from Netflix. Great book, an* the movie's quite goo*.

I with_raw that comment. I see the barb was not aime_ at my narcisstic self.

Amazing how challenging it is to keep from using a single letter.

Ba&&i&g %h* l*^^*r # is ki&#uv c00l i& a way, ^h0ugh, b*caus* i% mak*s wri^i&g p0s^s a chall*&g*. If 0&ly ^h* #am& f0rm w0ul# r*m*mb*r my &am*!

Not a really great slam anyway.

"Ace thinks Ryan Reynol#s is a fine actor."

I'm not running home to mama over that zinger.

I've never been that cool

It's not like I have a Powers Boothe man-crush on him or anything.

I just thought he was goo# in Bla#e III.

no *? Cocksuckers. Ironically, that wor* contains no *'s.

I'm an alpha heterosexual...honest.

I have the merit ba*ge an* everything.

I *on't nee* * to impress, man. It's a flash of a smile an* a nice conversation. An* at the en* of the *ay, she's typeing the *.

Won_ering how that 'Fun with _ick an_ Jane" is going to turn out. I can't get a han_le on it from the previews. Seems they're playing it a lot broa_er than the original.

Like to see a funny movie work. Haven't seen a goo_ one in awhile.

You know, I suspect not many of us who comment regularly on this blog were part of the cool club in high school. Most of us know far too much about Star Wars orLOTR for that.

I saw the original a few months back. It was... weak. When you're six, stuff like that seems better.

I've not seen a single trailer for that movie with even one laugh in it.

*rinking game anyone? Every time you screw up an* have a post rejecte*, you *o a shot.

The bonus? The alcohol will make it easier to rea* all these posts with that certain letter remove*.

Speaking of which, CCWbass seems to have move_ to his brother's blog...

Won_er if he still rea_s here.

I think I'm going to start telling people "#on't be testy."

Because "teste" is singluar of "Testes," so I'll be calling people a ball in mixe# company.

That's my i#ea of fun.

What the hell is Wassail? One of my co-workers gave me some as a gift an* I'm a bit fearful of opening it.

in mixe# company

Cause the whole "women" thing seems really unlikely.

Just keepin' it in the most recent comments.

Dr. Reo, you like that anime crap?
It doesn't make any sense. I don't understand why the English-speaking actors don't even try to dub their lines a normal inflection or intonation.

poop

Poop?

Profound.

stoop

I wonder if I should start my Christmas shopping soon? If I wait too long, there'll be crowds...

Couple more days...you'll be fine.

Well, I'm off to the in-laws and the land of dial-up tomorrow. Have a great Christmas everyone.

Merry Christmas, Slu.

Take it easy on the dogsled.

Dr. Reo, you like that anime crap?

I like some of it. I saw that Neo Evangelion Genesis and liked it despite it sharing that sort of saccarine melodrama I see in a lot of the anime - sort of the way everyone HAS DEEP EMOTIONS that make them a loner (I'm not describing what bugs me all that well here) but it was good.

But this Ghost in the Shell: STand Alone Complex is, from what I've seen, hard core adult stuff. A realistic future tokyo involving intrigue between polticial departments at war below the surface PLUS that good sci-fi anime stuff , i.e. military cyborgs, future tanks, etc - done at an adult grade violence level (head shots et al). Not kiddie stuff. REally recommend it.

Merry Xmas, everybody!

By the way, Ace saw mommy kissing Sandy Clause, underneath the mistletoe last night. I hope things aren't gonna be all weird between us now.

I figured you weren't into Sailor Moon.

The deepest I ever got into anime was Cowboy Bebop and Inuyasha and it was very annoying and very difficult to understand.

I'll stick with Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. That show is very cool with a lot of subtle adult humor -- just like Spongebob. Both are great with a little reefer or wine.

Both are great with a little reefer or wine.

You know what's really great with a little reefer or wine?

Some reefer and wine.

Never heard of Fosters. Did see Cowboy Bebop. There were a few bad episodes but overall I really liked that.

Frankly, Bebop, Evangelion and now GitS are the only TV anime I could bear to watch, but those 3 I very much enjoyed.

I can't believe all you pussies are in bed already.

ZZZzzz...

secert post?
damn chianti

Just keepin' the secret alive.

It's time for a secret conference in the secret thread.

Dave in Texas, please activate the Cone of Silence.

Am I the only moron who bookmarked this? lol!

Guess all the retards went home.

Anyone?

Merry Christmas to all the members of the Special People's Club!

Merry Christmas to all the Elite Commenters(tm).