I am proud to say that I will not be blogging the Oscars, live or otherwise, throughout the telecast. I will keep you up-to-date on all of my various observations of Oscar-unrelated events.
I will also offer my predictions as to things that don't have anything to do with the Oscars.
9:15: Watched 20 minutes of Tomb Raider II: Cradle of Life. A raft of questions occurred to me about this sequel:
1) Why?
2) Seriously, who the fuck out there was saying to themselves, "Shit, I needs me some more Tomb Raider!" ?
3) When did Angelina Jolie go from extremely cute (Pushing Tin) to fucking bizarre?
4) Movie makes no damn sense. Then again, I didn't see Tomb Raider 1, so maybe that's why I had trouble following the plot.
5) Why?
9:17: Think to myself, "Whither the Debra Wingers of yesteryear?"
Ace,
I would watch Tomb Raider 2 if it only had Angelina Jolie doing the 'David Brent' dance from the show 'The Office'.
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